SML Parody: Jeffy's Addiction

[Music] all right jeffy since you were a good boy in the store today and you only screamed three times you can get anything you want anything i want as long as it's under five dollars well you're five dollars well how about this jeffy it's a pokemon card yeah it's 419. but they're a waste of money what if i get a good card you probably won't get a good card it's only four dollars well i can try i don't want food or something it's boring all right fine you get the stupid pokemon cards but if you get anything bad don't complain to me all right great oh man it looks so gorgeous oh i gotta open it jeffy i can't believe you wasted five bucks on pokemon cards wasted dad you said i can buy it i really like it yeah but i meant anything in the store i mean why pokemon cards you don't even like pokemon well they look really cool i hope i get a rare card that if i get rare card oh it's gonna be so cool maybe i could chill for a lot of money whatever you're probably not gonna get anything it's just a dumb pack all right look i'm gonna go in the kitchen i'm gonna make dinner and you get started with those i guess all right great time to open man what a bad card pack there's no good cars in here oh that was right wasting money oh what is that oh whoa this card looks so cool jeffy what kind of crap cards did you get well i first want to open the pack i got a bunch of garbage like usual but then at the very end i found this really cool card wait wait it's an elephant well yeah but look at the top it's a shiny elephant well no diet right there look what it says what it's level v level v yeah what level v i've never seen a level v card before oh it's so good but that's probably really rare really yeah it's probably worth a lot of money i gotta call somebody to see how much it's worth okay all right jeffy this is randy and he's here to take a look at your card to see how much it's worth oh what doing randy how's my card look oh well oh i see a copper raja level v too wow we're looking pretty good so far oh is that a crease on the edge oh that's not looking too good and uh we got uh some smudges what do you oh it also smells like urine no gloves are you some kind of animal well i did poop in the yard this morning ten bucks i'll give you ten bucks for it ten bucks sounds like a steal what ten dollars jeff you could get way more for that card than ten dollars oh well 25 bucks 25 bucks that's all you want well yeah sorry fine i'll do 25 bucks but i won't go any higher okay all right copper raja time to go to your plastic prison wait where are you going the card well i bought it so it's mine wait you're taking the card i bought it didn't i it's my card though you can't take it but i paid the 25 bucks for it i don't see 25 bucks nowhere oh fine you know i'll give you a hundred bucks just to leave me alone oh 100 bucks just oh take the money all right deal a hundred bucks i'm gonna go buy more pokemon cards [Music] all right a hundred dollars to spend oh which one do i get there's so many to choose from maybe i'll get the big combo decks 12.99 y'all get a bunch of those hopefully i get a good card all right hundred dollars later and i got all these pokemon cards oh man i can't wait to open at this rate i'm gonna be a pokemon millionaire oh it's gonna be so great i'm gonna get so many good cards all right time to open [Music] all right all done unboxing all the new pokemon cards uh where's the legendaries where's the shinies the extra rare ones all i got was a bunch of what is this a bunch of mcdonald's cards oh i wasted 100 bucks and didn't get a single good card all right that's it i'm done with the pokemon cards no more i'm off of them there's gonna be one more pack no oh all right no more pokemon cards [Music] oh man i need more cards but they ran out maybe i'll get the big tens but i don't got any money well maybe i'll just borrow them i'll just borrow them and then get back the bad cards and then keep the good cards oh i don't know i gotta get more i gotta get more oh borrowing pokemon cards you just can't borrow them hey kid get back here oh all right got back from target and i got some more pokemon cards and this is it then i'm done and i just borrowed them so i'll get some legendaries steal the legendaries and i'll just give back the normal ones the mcdonald's cards okay i'm definitely not addicted it's fine it's fine i just gotta open these up all right i hope i got good cards [Music] oh a legendary already oh i have a good feeling about this [Music] oh oh man look all these legendaries oh i got so many good cards it almost makes up for that disgusting pile i got over there oh man i can finally rest easy knowing i got a bunch of legendaries to add to my collection oh man who's at the door coming oh man who's out here i'm trying to play with my new legendary pokemon [Music] cards i didn't want to do this kid but you borrowed all these cards from the store and you left me no choice i hate cutting these up i really do but i just can't go put them back on the shelf you ruined me and you ruined all these good cards what a waste what a waste of a bunch of legendaries brooklyn guy why'd you cut up all my cards my rear cards oh why'd you do that oh where are you going oh man oh man i can't believe brooklyn guy ripped up all my cards oh this is a day ruiner for sure well at least i still got my grimer legendary [Music] oh wait it's all ripped up jeffy jimmy look look what i got morty where'd you get that well you see i was in target the other day staring at the dog whooping kid books for about 12 hours and the manager kicked me out because i was in there for too long and i wasn't gonna leave so he gave me five dollars to get anything i wanted and i got a pokemon card pack well how'd it even fit in there i don't know the other ones were really small oh wow a legendary v-rank sir fetched i gotta have that morty that's gotta be worth a fortune what no you can't have a it's the same size as me so i i really like it oh well morgan i'll trade ya what that you you think you should be that for that well yeah what's wrong with it what look at it it's in pieces well morty i'll do anything for anything anything yeah well oh oh i hate shining the wimpy kids hey jiffy i want to see how you're doing oh this takes too long morty i've only done four books it's been like an hour but you've only done four and an hour's if you're doing it all wrong we mean i'm doing it wrong well each whippy kid book if you're doing it correctly should take one hour to shine oh an hour i'm not doing that well jeffy you want that card or not well yeah i really want the card oh whatever morty all right good i'm gonna go back inside uh just make sure you shine really well when you get the back too it gets really dusty on the back uh what i got an idea all right last two in the washer oh these are gonna be so good jiffy where are my books i put them in the washer you want what's wrong with it you can't do that they're gonna get ruined well you said you wanted them washed now i'm not gonna sit there with the rag all day so i put them in the washer dude no i gotta get them out can you just do something like wash my tesla all right guess oh wimpy kids i hate watching the tesla jeffy i'm done drawing all the books are you done with my tesla yet almost done maurice takes so long why is it dry where's the water well i tried to put in the washing machine but one fit but you what you tried yeah my foot couldn't reach a pedal either you're supposed to spray with water oh my how did you screw this up well i don't know i'm just using a rag oh fine you all washed the car all i want you to do the one thing i want you to do is just make me a sandwich can you do that just a nice easy sandwich i can try slick her up morty it's getting all over my book what is this it's nasty jeffy i'm not eating this what is it jeffy jeffy where'd you go oh oh it's so gorgeous oh jeffy jeffy what are you doing that sandwich was awful i don't want to eat that sorry morty [Music] it's so good looking morty look at it it's just a card jeffy i know this is weird coming for me and all because i really really like dying whippy kickbooks but i i think you're addicted i'm not addicted you're addicted no but look what happened to my take away the card oh hey morty get that back what are you doing you want me to get you killed you can't be just taking the car like that i'm gonna beat you you ain't getting beat you're making death threats you're definitely addicted i'm not addicted more i just really like the card it's not even your card though what what morty you said i do the chores i help you out i get the card so technically it's my card fine take the stupid car you made a sandwich i don't care i don't want it anymore god's great i finally got it time to shell it later that same evening i wonder what jeffy's doing with the pokemon card i gave him hey jeffy how you doing with the po well hey morning what doing where did you get these card packs oh well after you gave me the big card it was really cool and all but i gotta get some more like hacks so i went to a pawn store i sold it you sold the card yeah sure did 800 bucks got a lot of packs can't wait [Music]

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Length: 10min 53sec (653 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 13 2020