SML Movie: Rich Jeffy's Dad!

so mario what do you want for dinner tonight i was thinking we could have spaghetti and meatballs a bunch of meatballs more meatballs than spaghetti mario you know i'm vegan since when we should have some avocado toast or we could have tofu or tofurkey have you ever had tofurkey it's so good we could have a salad but with romaine lettuce not iceberg lettuce i hate iceberg lettuce it suck the titanic oh no daddy my stomach hurts i think i need to use the bathroom jeffy that's so disgusting hold on daddy one more all right jeffy where's the other whoopee cushion there isn't another whoopee cushion mario that was real i'm just gonna bounce in it daddy jeffy why are you so stupid mario you can't talk to people that way well he's being stupid i think he needs to know he's being stupid mario that is not hey that is your child well he's not a normal person i want him to act like a normal person mario you're a bad father oh i'm a bad father yes you're a bad father okay so you want a fight can i that's what you want are you going let me get the controllers i'll get the controls we're gonna fight fine you think i like hitting you you hit like a girl mario oh yeah well how about this you're trash at this game oh i hate it when mommy and daddy fight i'm gonna do something you know i think it's cheating that you get that stupid star that gets to help you don't blame the game cause you suck who's at the door well hold on i'm gonna pause the game i'm gonna go answer the door don't unpause it okay mario i won't uh hello hey there i got a call from a child like a like a really scared child who said that his parents were fighting so i'm gonna go ahead and come in what are you talking about we're not fighting a baby baby tell the cop we're not fighting oh no no no we're not fighting we're just smashing oh okay well then i'm sorry for interrupting that no no no no we're not smashing either i wish we were doing that we're playing video games you know super smash bros wait a minute i had three lives before i left now i only have one that means you unpause the game no mario i wouldn't do that yes you would because you suck at the game you have the cheat to win yeah yeah you unpause it that's why you cheated this is starting to kind of sound like fighting no no no it's not fighting we're just arguing over a video game it's just a stupid argument okay well we got a call about some fighting going no no fighting just arguing you know that's it oh good well if you want to see a real couple fight you should head over to my house it's like wwe over there it gets crazy if my wife even slightly burns dinner i put her in a headlock and piledriver through a table yeah i got a storage unit full of tables because she burns dinner a lot anyway i don't want to get another call making me come over here so i'll see you later except i don't want to see you later because i don't want to come back here mario we probably shouldn't fight in front of jeffy anymore he's very impressionable at this age it's just the part where you guys go see poppy see hold on there's someone at the door jeffy stop doing that uh hello mario let me in what's going on this is heavy let me in right now okay come on come on solid gold bars are so heavy how much is all this gold worth well mario the small gold bars are worth a million dollars each and the big gold bar is worth five million dollars why do you have eight million dollars worth of gold with you because i'm trying to hide it from the irs mario why because they're trying to take 37 of my gold and that comes out to be 2 960 000 and the thought of that just makes me want to rip my kneecaps off this is my money and no one gets to touch my money except for me well then why do you have your gold here because i'm trying to hide it mario because the irs is going to be raiding my house and they're not going to find a single penny why because it's going to be at your poor house okay so how long you want it here for well mario just until the raid's over okay so i'll be back when everything cools down don't you touch my money okay okay i won't i won't touch it that's a lot of money mario i know i know i mean i could sell that and get a million dollars like right now mario we can't do that i mean think about it baby that's eight million dollars he's a billionaire he's not gonna notice like one million dollars goes missing mario but that's stealing and it's dishonest but it's a million dollars right in the palm of my hands i can have it right now we can't do that no mario so what do we do then let's just sit here and be poor that's dumb i can have a million dollars mario money isn't everything baby how about you uh go and uh make me a cup of tea oh okay mario yeah take a long time please oh my god just a million dollars oh million dollars hey there hey what's up uh i'd like to sell this bar of gold and i don't want to be traced i don't want anyone to know where it came from well you came to the right place then where'd you get it oh uh my uh my grandmother was a pirate oh cool pirate gold i like it so how much you want for it i was thinking about getting a million dollars um yeah i can't do a million i can only do half a million dollars but it's worth a million yeah sorry but i got a lot of work i got to do with this thing i got to melt it down and turn it into chuck e cheese tokens and that's not cheap well is there any wheels i can take it where i can get a million dollars for it i mean you can try to take it to a normal place and then tell them where you really got it but i wouldn't recommend that you know what fine give me the half a million i just want the money all right let me start getting your money oh man here it is yeah okay mario i got your tea mario what's up baby mario is that you what'd it look like why are you dressed like that dressed like what good like that it's called gucci baby coochie no jeffy tell what i got mommy daddy got that drip oh no do you have a runny nose i'll go get you a tissue no no no jeffy explain what the drip means mommy daddy got that paper like cash cash green cash green like a tree what baby i'm paid i got cash i'm rich af i got that monies where did it all come from well uh uh the bank yeah leo you didn't sell one of those bricks did you we're building houses mommy jeffy no there are three of those gold bricks over there we're supposed to have eight million dollars the baby baby there's eight million i didn't sell a gold brick look the big one's worth six million and the the two small ones are worth one million that's eight million yeah he explained it yeah he explained it to us yeah well where did all the money come from uh uh my uh my grandfather just died i inherited this money yeah he was your pirate yeah you're the pirate mario i'm so sorry for your loss no it's good i'm over it like the the inheritance made me get over it pretty quick but yeah we got cash baby we got money okay well what are you going to spend it on you baby i want to spoil my baby jeffy jeffy show what i bought her all right daddy here you go danny there's a jacket all right baby look what i bought you it cost me three grand mario is that real fur uh-huh it's made out of baby leopards mario i don't want that why not they torture those animals well i mean he's already been turned into a jacket the least you could do is wear them mario i'm not wearing that jacket look if i return it to the store they're not gonna put the fur back on the animal no jeffy take it away all right get her the other jacket all right maybe you like this one this one's made out of zebras and uh baby pandas mario i'm not wearing that jacket that's two different continents they had to do a lot of traveling to make that jacket i don't care mario no way am i wearing that jacket jeffy take it away get the glasses maybe you'll like these glasses oh those are cute try them on tell me if you like them oh i like these mario oh my baby loves them they're made out of baby penguin sponge i don't want those but but they're expensive mario i'm not wearing any of these things all right baby calm down let's just go out to eat let's eat some veal some caviar and some wagyu beef mario i'm vegan i thought you were just doing that because we were poor no mario i don't believe in harming animals oh okay well look here baby look take this 10 grand and go buy a cow mario i don't want any of this stuff and i don't want anything to do with you until you put them away and take them back all right get about another 10 grand to get over it goodbye mario but baby baby we got cash jeffy i think rosalina just left me well daddy with 20 grand you can just buy yourself another girlfriend oh my gosh you're so amazing and so rich and so hot ah that's right baby keep gassing me up i love you uh-huh until the money stopped hit yeah daddy new mommy's hot yeah she is yes she is oh my gosh thanks what's your name daddy uh her name's whatever i wanted to be pit yeah what can i call her chicken nugget um okay but chicken nugget what would you call a chicken nugget i don't want to all right chicken nugget what do you want throw money on me jeffy you heard her throw 10 grand on her dad jeffy you just knocked her out jeffy good she was annoying jeffy okay well look until she wakes up you want to go see daddy's new toy sure daniel it's cindy yeah let's go see that new toy here all right jeffy check out daddy's new toy daddy you got that lamb yeah i got that guinea i got that guinea and i didn't have to rub a lamp damn it's cloudy outside with a 100 chance of drip yeah it's dripping it's dripping that cash that cash flow no more coming last place than mario kart daddy paper cash cash green cash paper yeah yeah that's what it is that's the name of the game cash daddy got that lamp all right jeffy anything you want daddy will buy it cause daddy got money like that um daddy why is chicken nugget not waking up who oh yeah chicken nugget she has a concussion she'll probably wake up in like 15 minutes oh well do i need to give her cpr uh no look if she doesn't wake up we'll just buy another one who's at the door oh it's probably rosalina going to beg for me back because she knows i'm rich i knew you couldn't resist me baby all this cash i'm sorry i didn't know i was at casey neistat's house goodman uh what are you doing here are those bowling shoes uh no these are these are yeezy red octobers well it's december so you should take them off what are you doing here well mario the irs raid is over and they didn't find anything so i came back to get my gold bars you still you still want those things yes mario it's eight million dollars i need them oh okay well there's still where you left them good i'm coming in to get them well give me a second give me a second all right wait wait wait wait wait look here's all your gold right where you left it you happy one two three mario there were four gold bars right here no no no no there's only three gold bars no mario there were four worth eight million dollars it's still worth eight million dollars look the big ones were six million and these two small ones are worth a million each no mario there were three small ones all worth a million each and the big one was worth five million dollars but if you want to give me six million dollars for the big one i'll take it well no no no look you're just so rich and you have so much money that you just lost track of it no mario i always keep track of my money and where'd you get this cash oh my my grandfather died he was a parrot i mean a pirate well polly wanted cracker and if i was a parrot i would say paulie want my gold bar back well look all your gold is right here right where you left it no it's not mario and who's that ah my head hurts oh that's just my girlfriend i'm not your girlfriend look here's 10 000 oh my god i'm like your girlfriend i love you yeah all that mario i know you took my gold bar and i want you to get it back and in the meantime i'm taking this what oh you're not rich anymore no it'll bite but i thought we cared about each other mario listen you have one hour to give me my gold bar back and if i don't have it back in one hour i'm gonna take your house i'm gonna take your hat that hat and i'm gonna take your bowling shoes because i need new bowling shoes for my bowling alley and i'm gonna call the cops well you can't call the cop you're trying to hide the money from the irs who are they gonna believe a billionaire or a greedy little thief like you okay look i'll i'll get the gold bar back okay just stay right here don't you ever blackmail me again hey what's up hey you're back yeah i'm i'm back well did you want to sell me something else or what no no i was actually wondering if i could get that gold bar back no this gold bar yeah well yeah but i'm gonna need all that money back all the money yeah oh so so i'm gonna have to sell all my drip yep you're gonna have to sell your drip but but i like having all these nice expensive things now what do you like more your drip or the gold bar okay i'll sell all my drip all right look i got your gold bar back hey what are the cops doing here well i didn't think you'd actually get it done so i had them sitting here waiting you know i said i didn't want to come back here and look where i am back here well look i did everything good you did everything good well gold star for you buddy well did he steal your million dollars or not no he did everything good well in that case i'm gonna leave well look you have all your gold back everything's back to normal yep and don't you ever try to do anything like that again mario oh i'm sorry stuff and leave i lost everything hey mario don't look at me i lost all my money you did oh i'm so happy but i don't have all my drip or my chains or my gucci mario i'm so glad things are back to normal there are more important things than money like each other whatever hey daddy before he left i took one of his gold bars [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 44,356,803

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeff, jeffry, puppet, jokes, hilarious, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, nintendo, video game, rich mario, rich, super mario, money, cash, rosalina, bank, paid, lamborghini, gold, goodman

Id: ZHh4hWWHD7I

Length: 13min 32sec (812 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 19 2019