SML Parody: Jeffy's Bodyguard!

oh man jimmy i'm so excited for school tomorrow are you uh not really cause if bully bill's there then he's gonna drop kick me in front of everybody what i'm not talking about that i'm talking about the fact that our parents need to come into class and tell everybody what they do for a job oh no what why are you saying no no uh cause daddy's job it's really far away oh wow what did he do uh he's an astronaut and he's up in space right now oh wow that's so cool i bet everybody would want to hear about that can you zoom call no junior they don't have computers up there they don't have computers nope oh well i guess that's all right as soon as he doesn't work at target or anything that'd be lame junior's working at target bad well yeah it's really dumb i'd make fun of anybody if their dad worked at target he works at target uh i mean uh it's not so bad i bet he makes a lot of money he gets paid below minimum wage oh and his boss is kermit and he gives him beatings all the time did somebody say target uh yeah you're supposed to come into school tomorrow to give a presentation about your job but you don't have to oh no i do want to do that sounds like a lot of fun i can tell everybody how i stock the shelves and sweep the floors and man the cash register all by myself junior i think i'm gonna get homeschooled well i gotta get ready for this i gotta put on my fresh tie and my best name tag oh and i gotta comb my hair he doesn't even have hair oh well good luck with that jeffy i'm gonna ask my dad if he can go i think it's the coolest job ever uh hey dad what do you do what what do you mean what do i do i sit here and i sleep and i watch charlie no no no i mean what do you do for like you know a job a job yeah i i i don't have a job i don't waste my time with that what you don't have a job no i'm not a loser i don't i don't i don't want to do that stupid imagine having a job you have to have a job i i need to show everybody your super cool job tomorrow at school saying i'm the coolest kid ever uh tell them i'm dead not tell them that that's not gonna work dad you have to actually be there you can't be here if you're dead oh i know we'll think of a fake job for you to have something really cool like a police officer no a fireman no yeah no oh what about a bodyguard i mean you already look intimidating and you have that gruff voice and you shout all the time you could be a good bodyguard bodyguard are you making fun of me junior no i'm just saying you'd look like a good bodyguard what's in it for me uh you can have all the money in my piggy bank and how much is that well like 50 cents since no payment allowance 50 cents like a small fry all right fine i'll do it oh great we'll put a wire in your ear and a tuxedo one and oh and super cool sunglasses come on all right oh wow looking good dad i feel terrible but you look great oh this suit it's so tight i can barely move ooh dad i just realized we gotta get those bunny slippers off i i don't care wait no but they have stains on them i literally couldn't care less i'm thinking i'm gonna go back to bed no no dad we have to rehearse what you're gonna say tomorrow ugh fine uh hello my name is bowser and i don't have a job no you do have a job you're my bodyguard remember i'm his bodyguard yeah and how much do i pay you 50 cents no no i pay you five million gazillion trillion dollars you pay me five to zero what whatever dad look all you have to do tomorrow is follow me around school and show everybody how a mean bodyguard you are and if somebody tries to beat me up then you beat them up but it would be funny if you got beat up no i don't want to get beat up and you're my bodyguard you're supposed to protect me it's a whole point yeah whatever this isn't gonna work wow dad that was the coolest day of school ever that was pretty cool junior i know everybody loved your job and that kid in the lunchroom that i beat up for messing with you oh man he went to the nurse's office that was so funny he's not gonna mess with you again yeah you know dad i was thinking maybe you should be a bodyguard like full-time that'd be kind of fun junior i kind of like doing this yeah you're already really good at it and you get to beat people up whenever you want that would be fun oh yeah that was the worst day of school ever what are you talking about everybody love my job no they're going to be calling me target boy now it's embarrassing well i think that's a compliment look jeffy i gave everybody free coupons yeah and they expired like two years ago he came and used your coupons oh well kermit told me to give him out daddy i'm never gonna show my face here again will tomorrow jeffy or should i call you target boy your presentation was so lame come on junior don't call me that or else i'm gonna kick you off the couch oh i wouldn't do that if i were you not when i have my bodyguard i'm not scared of him junior it's just your dad but no he's my bodyguard and i paid him to do it yeah i don't really care junior hey badger how much did he pay you anyway like 50 cents 50 cents junior you could only give him 50 cents that's all i had oh you know what bowser i'll double it no triple it if you become my bodyguard deal all right bet look who's got a bodyguard now junior what jeffy that's not fair it's my dad well maybe you should have paid him more than 50 cents wait i didn't have any more than 50 cents uh whatever i didn't want a stupid bodyguard anyway all right bowser stay on high alert jeffy it's lunch time trying to eat your food what bowser why are you dressed like that this guy bothering you no he's fine for now unless you're trying to pull something slick no i'm not trying to pull anything slick i just want to feed you your lunch so come on it's in the kitchen all right oh wow green beans again i'm not even surprised anymore daddy can't keep getting away with this all right bowser taste test please on it oh god oh god these are definitely green beans yeah you don't want to eat these well that's why i thought all right let's go get daddy copy that daddy what are these uh your lunch yes but what are they green beans chef you know what green beans look like you see them every day and why are you feeding them to me because you need to eat healthy yes but why are you feeding them to me now because if i don't feed you green beans you're not gonna eat your salad well you must realize that i have a bodyguard now and i'm protected from the green beans so you shouldn't be feeding them to me you're protected from green beans yes now when you feel all 900 volts running through your body i want you to think about what you're feeding me for lunch tomorrow whoa back up 900 volts what are you talking about him bowser bowser what is that is that a taser show daddy what are you gonna make me for lunch tomorrow the not green beans whatever you want good i was thinking chocolate cake maybe a root beer float oh yeah that's a good idea you know i'll make it a double decker chocolate cake how about that ooh let's make it a triple decker sure i can make that right now actually yeah and uh eat these beans will ya yes sir i'll hear him right away sir very good all right bowser if anybody messes with me you know what to do oh is that bully bill what's he doing here there you are loser i've been looking for you all day bully bill i thought you were in jail i was in jail until they checked my fingerprints oh shoot show uh what are you gonna do about it i'm gonna show you what i'm gonna do about it i'm gonna punch you sorry that your face turns purple oh boy bill that wasn't a good thing to say what are you talking about well you see i have a bodyguard now and he protects me so that's not a good idea oh that's so funny do you think anybody would want to be your bodyguard uh you'd be surprised now excuse me bully bill bowser get him what that was funny that's what you get boy bill now you don't mess with me ever again all right daddy did you finish your green beans they're almost done see there's only a few left you didn't finish your green beans but i'm working on it you gotta eat faster okay i will i will just please don't do anything you know what happens to people who can't finish their green beans oh god you say bowser all you mo oh look the green bean juices i'll do anything you'll do anything uh yes hmm all right daddy you ready to win what when what uh in fortnight you're gonna get me the umbrella since i haven't gotten the umbrella this season i don't know how to play fortnite and what's an umbrella uh it's what you get when you win the game what i have to win the game yeah i never played this game in my life how are you expecting a win uh it's not even that hard but i don't want to do it so you're gonna have to do it but jeffy i don't even know how to play this game you can learn quick and if you don't okay fine i'll learn how to play give me the stupid controller all right what do i do all right so you gotta walk around collect weapons and then shoot the people and then get number one that's too complicated how do i get weapons you find them you open chests and you find them all right is this one right here uh yeah dad there's a guy what you have to get what are you doing daddy there's a guy you didn't even try well i did try i just don't know how to shoot which button is it is it this one it's a trigger what's the trigger listen i'll come back in a little bit and if you don't have the umbrella by then you're gonna get tased okay all right bowser i got the bestest idea in the whole world we're gonna go to disney world cut in all the lines go on all the rides and they won't even say a thing since i look important now that i have a bodyguard uh junior what do you think you're doing i'm sitting on our couch yeah but i didn't say you could do that i don't need your permission to sit on our couches everybody's couch well yeah but i have to buy a guard so i'm way more important than you are well i'm not scared of your bodyguard my guy would never hurt me right dad bowser go get the taser sorry junior what what why is it working wait what let me try this oh no dad dad dad junior what happened you zapped yourself dad are you okay i i what you zapped yourself with a taser why am i wearing this suit and these glasses you really don't remember no and why am i out here on the couch i'm going back to bed wait wait no dad don't go oh dad great job jeffy he's at my dad now none of us get a bodyguard it's not my fault junior yeah he's your fault he literally is you had him zapping everybody all day junior he was my bodyguard he could have stopped whenever he wanted to i wasn't forcing him to do a thing well you i yeah i guess that's true my dad does like hurting people whatever junior i learned my lesson and i won't abuse my power anymore oh yeah you learned your lesson yeah well guess what god junior what are you doing with that well you zapped mario you zapped fully built and you tried this at me so i think it's your turn no come on junior we can talk about this hmm nah i'm good all right come on keep going up come on mar you can do this oh this is so easy oh there you are i see you buddy and there we go fifth win of the day all right wow this game so bad after all [Music]

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Length: 11min 15sec (675 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 24 2022