r/TIHI | thanks. i hate it.

so what are we doing today whitening veneers more what teeth more tea how's it going everyone and welcome back to MA my name is Zack and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash thanks I hate it coca-cola garlic yeah hmm I don't want to know what this tastes like but thankfully I don't drink soda anymore there really is nothing like the taste of Colgate beef lasagna no thanks is that a fish ship this is a fish ship bishop I don't know what else is aids a bishop okay this is what happens when you don't give Garfield his lasagna or if he doesn't get a full a full night of sleep on a Sunday war zone Studio Tina Hancock oh it may censored [ __ ] it's part of your name what air pods $100 lifted over a week ago now wonder why no one's picked them up big rat falls from ceiling at Buffalo Wild Wings lands on menu ah yikes can you imagine nothing looks that good on the menu oh now there's something really not good-looking on the menu I bought this sandwich at a Kirby cafe and I guess this is how you eat it I don't know I want to go to a Kirby cafe scientists successfully recreate Turan asaurus rex embryo from chicken DNA they were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should hey teens buckling up is totes eet yo what my brain and smooth no winkles winkles now let me just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on me the African savannah during the first rainin beers years no I can't say that I've done that Sam who would win Dannan odd or Glenn old oh this is this is awful you got the guy taking a selfie the girls holding a cup of Starbucks in her hand and he's got three oddly dressed Amazon delivery guys on segways some of you girls don't realize this is what you look like in your ripped jeans oh god what the hell is that I I don't like the way it's looking at me at all mmm nope no look away you've heard of overwatch now get ready for overweight oh my god is that a scent a corn compartment corn compartment that that better be what it's called December first my mom walks in to say good morning me you weren't a real sneaker head if you haven't tried to do this stuff before well I can certainly say I'm not a sneaker head oh good god I was concerned about this dog for a moment I mean I still am but like yeah I'm sorry that happened we're about to start how do you feel I'm so nervous LMFAO oh look at that it's just a little face mask no really it's a little face mask I cannot take these red stormtroopers seriously because they keep reminding me of that Dido stormtrooper from like 2013 and it's been months since they were first revealed and I haven't seen anyone else talk about this I'm so unreasonably mad about this I tried evening out my tan from the other day it didn't go so well Ben and Jerry's in the appalling tan when I turned down my music to see if anyone's talking crap about me yeah that's Spongebob alright I do not like this Chris Evans feat boots are my villain origin story what why skincare feminized men weren't supposed to have skin this is funny but it's not I don't I I can't I can't explain it but it's just it's an image it exists I know that Japan approves scientists plan to create world's first human animals human animals your memories on Facebook seven years ago I'm married to scooby-doo and this is our son I hate the Sims mods there's supposed to be a fly what is this made out of I don't I'm I'm getting kind of queasy just looking at it okay hold on this is actually kind of like a neat idea though this looks like something out of like a Tim Burton movie I really I really like this because you know the hands of a clock and you know if your arse crack is split horizontally it would clap when you run down its tips krill DS oh I mean yeah I'm surprised I haven't seen this before pass the gravy meat milk and the stuffing ass bread glaring at me and the jello under breath force of jiggle dish since hair can't be recovered from fossils nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didn't look like this you know you're here technically correct the owls are not what they seem I looked at this sub cuz I don't get it I guess it's like a twin peaks' thing but I still don't get it Texas deserves better than Cruz why is he so long oh so when other people call their pets fur baby it's fine but when I call a kid a skinned dog somehow I'm disgusting and the worst pediatrician in this hospital are those are those ostrich legs on the bottom of a dog I don't like it oh yes I remember when Squidward had all of his limbs removed okay I'm gonna be honest I don't I feel like I do but I don't oh yeah and we can't forget the time scooter it had his nose replaced well the smaller nose because people made fun of him you sick see this is what happens what happens when you mess with squid ready to make fun of them he scares people away look at him look he didn't want this life kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist stuff in the world yes child put the discarded bone under your pillow if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase sell your bones for riches my child your youth will be spent sued scrappydew says every second you're not running I'm only getting closer is this mannequin body width is it like clear and filled with limbs no it looks like it's like the image was printed on it of limbs like hands and feet and stuff trapped inside I feel dread your skull doesn't have a facial expression your flesh just moves around it that's true baby Yoda plush toys at the back market no get that thing away from me right now the crap staring like your [ __ ] while you play on your phone don't flood our oh my god I've only ever seen a boneless but it exists boned Pizza yes we do finger removal what why why do you why do you do that no hot new youth look sexy 2017 new trend minimal scarring and welts ask inside no yeah I'm all right you know oh my goodness at first I thought one of them fell off but no it's just that that's a tic tac that looks awfully similar to the low beams Yoda drug-addicts Yoda was an infamous ketamine addict and serial killer he was known for running his enemies over in his 2001 Honda Civic and for stealing other people's ketamine addictions ketamine location Yoda's HUD Jedi Temple vehicles 2001 Honda Civic weapons lightsaber 2001 Honda Civic whoa this guy just found the goddamn entrance to hell Mayola 12 creamy Mahon's 12 non-toxic Mahon's and at that why your toilets hanging from these trees no really I want to know I want to know the reason as to why there are toilets hanging from these trees I mean maybe they just grew on them oh no coy Haywood what did they do do to you I'd Austral 'he's not the eye nostrils wait those devices are made for like making circles like perfect circles how is this a perfect square old people don't stare it's rude old people when they see someone with dyed hair and beauty ever seen this image of Shrek before I love it Oh what happened to this man's hair oh my god half this is just gone it was just erased it was Thanos snapped a snake that's wide instead of long please don't mind my real fast mspaint version of this instead of scrunching your toothpaste mayhaps consider instead a sultry melody hiss Wonderwall his dad sing me a song from your generation I cry when angels deserve to beautiful John and Terry that's yeah no you're just you just have the Mandela effect it's always been job and Terry's move over baby Yoda an artist has designed a baby Jabba I don't like baby Java you know I think I think we're four just fine with baby Yoda you know speaking of baby Yoda it looks like the rock is just given birth congratulations therapist front facing Peppa's and real it can't hurt you front facing Peppa no no no what I see what Matt sees look look it's Lightning McQueen I swear it's actually him don't why are you Swire are you screaming this is an alligator snapping turtle yeah no this is riot a monster hunter for sure sure he's cute now but wait a hundred years he'll be that awkward teenage who want to be Jedi who thinks he knows more about the force than you do this is how Disney Princesses would look if they were cement mixers thanks I guess I didn't I didn't I never wondered this but cool and well we've reached the end of our slash things I hate it but we have some fan art from reddit user Rose the courts you can't escape your past second Damien Damien and eyes power just radiates over reddit we're too powerful the chef and pot heads strike again thank you so much for the fan art and thank you for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell see get notified every time m'kay uploads and until the next one now see you around [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 843,397

Rating: 4.9514046 out of 5

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Id: lqpCBQ0L6SU

Length: 10min 34sec (634 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 18 2019