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yo follow me for more recipes gordon ramsay ain't got crap on me boy that is that is cheese on top of a pop tart hey everybody how's it going welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar mcdowell today's narrator and today we're going to be perusing on through the best of our slash thanks i hate it so the comments whenever i narrate a video anyways let's get to it nestle's chess quick 25 cheese no thank you jim heroes his calf looks like a steak yes it does let me just take a little nibble oh oh that's carpet i thought it was like marble or something but i actually kind of like this it gives off a cool 70s vibe oh my no thank you live action mr burns just moving on there to make it more op you can dip those needles in hiv positive luck put damage over time oh this is why we're all dying from coven robocar help this man is badly injured transformed robocar he's not gonna make it transport he transformed to rehearse that's great wow netflix is out here killing it with those live action remakes by it i mean my will to live no thank you um yeah i never need to see inside a penguin's mouth and um just smile and wave boys just smile and wave hey uh can you scratch my back okay oh dear god i don't know what the phobia of holes is but yeah this is this is sending it off sonic pregnant human again i was a member of the sonic fandom i voice sonic in the deathbed series but the sonic fandom is one of the cringiest on the internet no problemo thank you for turning our son into a witch thank you doctor wikka wicka woo yes yes no thank you oh i see the monster incorporated reboots going quite well they've made sully a little more scary oh dude why on god's earth would you do that to your eye that looks so painful life tip now that autumn is here remember to start growing your leg here so you can build a warming nest for your children as the days get colder and she's sitting on top of a kid who just looks so happy to be down there with his little three finger hand so no thank you ah yes welcome to hentai thanksgiving this uh turkey had a bad time male video game characters when they get hit damn it female video game characters when they get uh ubu senpai hit me harder looks like someone got lucky last night oh yeah he did too bad it ends with his head bit off wow wow i expected it to switch it with the incredible hulk but this is so much worth why didn't it move his teeth home give your horny oh dear god what have i done blue power red power green power white yeah you're right you're right that's why there's no more white ranger okay okay i'm done nazi world war two and nazi scientists yes i am a mannequin what are you talking about did you know that a squid's penis is located between its eyes bro what the frick you ruined spongebob for me someone on facebook is selling spooky pies yes take me off the windowsill i won't eat your soul i uh i think grandma might be possessed by the devil there bud disney world is reopening in july because they will not stop until they have killed everyone's parents no thank you pinocchio never gave up on his dream i will be real my question is is the dead kid still alive or is he really a dead kid i'm i'm genuinely concerned because he went through the practice of using all the proper medical tools ron swanson cena i like my steaks but you can't see me do you think the top part of a mermaid also tastes like fish or that it would actually be red made would there be a solid line with meat changes in their body or would it be kind of a blend could you make a surf into flatter with one carcass hashtag i need answers you know i'm genuinely interested now thank you twitter me after nutting a thousand times in one day i'm unlocking a new color of nut oh yeah dude wait that's blood oh god oh god hang in there bro sending you positive vibes what a bunch of self-absorbed oh frick it's better than sex no it's not you just never had it shut up the airbag for phones can keep your device safe when you drop it on the ground phone scroll skull scroll me yeah this happens how to uh wear a mask clean your hands by making them into the shape of a thirsty dog and pretend that it it's having a drink of water carefully put the mask over your face to keep your germs from falling out if you find it hard to breathe pull your nose down below the mask you can quickly suck in air when you are finished using your mask give it a kiss to thank you for his protection there bud noki there so a guy from another group said that during the quarantine he hid his children's ps4 controls in the oven so they won't play all day but his wife didn't know and preheated the oven ah i guess you could say their gaming skills were fire i've been called a lot of names and accused of a lot of things by er patients but it's surreal to have a patient accuse me of falsifyingly their covid results because they don't believe the virus is real as i am actively trying to keep them from dying from multi-organ failure from covid yes i i bet this case happened in america baby stuns midwives as she starts walking minutes after being born when you restart a video game level and you know what to do yeah dude yeah you pigs better let me in or i'll blow your house do it wolf oh crap imagine the orgasm in my house me what's on your mind maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there's bones underneath our skin and they're just trying to wear away at the flesh yeah maybe i mean cats will eat you if you die so why wouldn't dogs 2050 is as far away as 1990 nope don't like that making me feel old nah i'm still pretty young i'm still in my teens yep oh yes i'm very interested to see harry potter 12. the frodo baggin chronicles god you know what would go so good with honey a little bit of ham who's my honey roasted ham [Music] yeah this is what uh winnie the pooh would look like if he was an scp poor piglet born at home try these activities get drunk as crap unleash the wrath of zeus jump to your inevitable death extend ball that foo battle the bag you can't win attack the fourth wall yo dude these are from like some show on animal planet from like 2004 and i remember really liking the show except for these scenes because they'd always creep me out instagram influencers be like oh i'm just a little kitty until photoshop now i'm a character from cats 2019 and this is why god is punishing us right now by locking us all indoors so in brazil we were just hit by a huge cold front and in some parts of the country people are seeing snow for the first time now brazilian media is filled with american influences so we've seen a lot of snow on tv and now that we finally get our hands on the stuff we decide to have some fun right the problem is is that brazilians really don't know how to build a snowman brazilian media is now calling our snowman chernobyl hello friend yes let it go by that i mean my life i am radiation death oh i don't like that but it kind of works but i still don't like that yeah no what i'm about to tell you is gonna change your life forever are you really sure you want to know uh i i don't really know doctor would it happen to me that i am a muppet aka a puppet cause i know and it haunts my dreams coronavirus how to wash your hands turn on the water with your mouth so your dirty hands don't touch the tap okey dokie jelly wipe each finger with a teeny wet cloth for one second use your teeth to remove any dirt from one of your fingernails that you might have missed dry or clean hands on a child's hand hey man this is this is why america's having another peek of you know cases yup we're all that's mud uh so since smurfette is the only female smurf does that mean you all have to you know oh no of course not we produce like any other parasite by taking over your brain and using your carbs oh man i guess you could say that his mouth tastes like poop and dude you got a lot of cavities you blush your damn teeth over here when your owner tricks you by pretending to throw the ball for the fifth time but you don't want to be sent back to the shelter so you pretend it's funny yeah that's a good one man i'm totally not gonna eat your face off while you sleep gt 10 30. pikachu gtx 1050 pikachu gtx 1070 pika g rtx 280 ti rtx on pikapika i'm ryan reynolds geforce rtx 38 ti choke me daddy pikachu cause i'm peeking at you baby airpods now with bass plug-in doom bfg division maker oh yeah baby turn up the bass ah what a job is a job someone pays me to shoot huggies child i shoe doggy's child end of story how do i get a boy to like me treat him like a king hey how's it going oh hey how's yep that works okay got a minecrafty skeleton okay we've got a um oh boy no thank you no thank you no thank you peppa pig face mask 299 each those look delicious though i'll take all of them hey yo how to trigger italians in japanese at the same time hey yo that's not how you make a pizza you stupid kavone uh don't google translate that rupert the tv is acting up just hit it again karen okay i told you not to play static hey am i the only one that thinks uh among us characters look like teletubbies just with their head and top arms chopped off i'm serious cover it up and boom you got an among us character stop in for a whop warm appetizing pizza they gave it boobs they gave the pizza boobs no no no no me at work my customers is this how you wear a mask yup yup this is why i'm still locked inside a new generation of art mined by artificial intelligence beautify your home on a budget um i think you mean hot my souls on a budget oh it's a wiener dog yeah yep that's a wiener dog yep fall guys need a one heck of a mommy i went to skyzone if you don't know what that is it's an indoor trampoline park that's a lot of fun they gave me these socks for grip on the trampoline i took them socks home and now they're my frick socks mad grip be digging snitches with both feet on the walls i really miss going to skyzone but now if i ever lose my v-card i'll have a use for those socks again this just reminds me of that one episode of pokemon uh first season when ditto couldn't change its face so it just like had its normal ditto face and that's where its normal face goes okay ladies be careful don't get a beard fish some people do be looking like that i can't even grow facial hair come on baby it's a fun rat yes yes you can crochet your own baby doll that has realistic features i'm going to eat your soul mother it goes at the table it's time for dinner and don't forget your shorts and your jiff and your torque yeah dude freak netflix and chill i'm trying to life alert and squirt jesus clay has left the chat i think he left us a long time ago but otherwise he wouldn't be locked inside i guess you could say that guys one heck of a low i don't know i was gonna make some loafing around joke i don't know i'm not a dad i'm sorry hi someone is in your home now too late to escape airlines are selling in-flight meals for people who aren't flying but really miss eating on a plane nobody misses airplane food no no no a mask of face covering is strongly recommended in this area because it's the right thing to do please help stop the spread of covid this looks like if uh covered masks were like scp creatures and they took over you and they huffed on your face please be careful of not let the pig enter the raccoon room do not try to hold or put the raccoon on your head it's the raccoon's choice not yours only lucky people will be able to enjoy that kind of moment sorry i i i want to put a raccoon on my head mom look it fell out you should put it under your pillow for the tooth fairy hello billy i've come for your teeth you mean tooth no billy oh and the best review award goes to nick for four and a half stars delivery time stated between 45 to 60 minutes but it was delivered within 25 minutes this was a bit of an inconvenience as i was balls deep in my wife at the time so he didn't get a tip but my wife sure did elmer's foreskin tablets this will not help you regrow your foreign skin the fda doesn't know what it'll do we don't either hey maybe it's the cure for coven okay i'll take it i'll take the shot winter in siberia somewhere in siberia ah you get eaten by snow or you get eaten by bugs fun choice fun choice what about wide sprite sprite lemon lime soda now spam flavored 1997-2018 you will be missed my friend damn dude you got some hairy toes i don't even have hair on my toes i know a lot of people do on the big toe but damn dude i have a gun and i'm not afraid to use it if you say it instead of doing it you're clearly afraid to use it yeah don't live in fear man believe in yourself believe in yourself you can do it oh here we have drake harvey and steve steve the rapper please don't leave fake tips i'm trying to go to college what man this is the new 2020 bill to commemorate the year i got either reelected or out of office and it's my stamp on the world as the world's greatest president uh coronavirus toilet paper shortage alternative number three escalator handrail there why is it he-man there bud i don't really get it tasty what is it tasty oh so this is like bel delphi and bathwater level cringe dogs please don't mind your owners need to wear a muzzle inside shop daddy oh my what if you had to load your [ __ ] before sex like an 18th century musket well that would take longer than most people last in bed their first go-around but um petting farm no no no no no i wish no one expects women to always be shaved with makeup and in nice clothes i wish women men give birth granted women lose the ability to shave their hair resulting in miles of pubic armpit and facial hair being grown per female makeup and clothes are useless now as every female is an overgrown mess of combined hair eventually by the age of 40 every female grows so much air that they suffocate in their own hair males are forced to find another way to reproduce so they develop special factory made organs that can swallow as a pill and let them grow into a womb-like cavity in their stomach allowing them to give birth thanks i hate it oh oh fall guys is dead so yeah this wouldn't surprise me at this point but they did just add godzilla over here you should totally go check it out okay no this isn't stupid i had one of these and they're pretty cool actually but i was always afraid of tipping it over and killing my goldfish rip johnny i miss you every day let's be thankful that our brains don't itch what if we do but we think they are actually headaches wait a damn second oh god now i'm going to try and scratch my brain through my nose thanks a lot said of carbonated yogurt soda yes it is delicious look at all pilot bottom good for you yes and here we have the result of when a cow has sex with a giraffe we call it a drow or a craft let me tell you they're quite rare but they're a nice species when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie and i eat your face that's amore that's amore oh a little toe touch that's so cute wait a minute that's kind of gross anyways you've made it this far it's time for another fun fact about cougar uh hey there buds i actually have dual citizenship to uh the united states of america and canada a long story but basically my mom sent me there to get away from my psychotic father when i was a kid and my grandma got me citizenship eh anyways feel free to like and subscribe let us know we like see more of down the comments below have a good day and remember be good people

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Id: _F1eYwS5cJU

Length: 17min 40sec (1060 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 16 2020