r/TIHI · this is not legal

coffee ice cream with a shot of espresso in a donut cone or as we like to call it the american heart attack express shot hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar i'm gonna be today's narrator i'm up at 7am for some reason and today we're looking at our slash thanks i hate it with that said let's get to the cringe shall we oh here we have a buff chef beating up a buff egg a giant sausage with a belt why are they in tight man on banana hammock underwear ew dude oh my god it says here the baby was due in 1933. i'm really sorry i'm very lazy linda linda you need to fix this what now you die disney frozen olaf the snowman face paint tutorial oh i have seen the gates of hell and i feel like i'm going to wind up there after reading that rural reggie rumsey's wrong like zoe scoob i'm a furry now dude also i i i can deal with all these faces they all kind of work to some degree except for daphne's face on fred why why am i looking at the gates of hell's opening this is washable and reusable toilet paper can be used over and over no no it can't no no no white doesn't come unstained like that maybe like the dark brown one or the flower roll but also no you're disgusting stop trying to save a couple dollars eight five four nine one seven six three two decide that alpha die is my small book collection if i ever meet you in real life i'm gonna punch you in the mouth if i see this i drew a comic about a puppet i was on the ground discarded by my puppeteer i wait in silence waiting for another chance to speak a stranger's words one day i reached into where many hands had reached before but never my own for the first time the words from my mouth were mine what a feeling it is to be one's own puppeteer hi-ho yeah i'm a cursed image oh look it's doofenshmirtz and anime doofenshmirtz thank you my hero academia for giving me redestroyia redestructo i i don't like him as a character take this wine for this is my blood yeah chug chug chug chug chug joke's on you you have a venereal disease now online's face seen through an electronic microscope hd fredbear i didn't like ants before and i hate them more now the little eyes and the crave no this french anatomy books tries to illustrate how a horse's bones are similar to ours that is zippone is quite similar to us if you know what i mean one of our foreign distributors shipped a 600 000 of whatever the hell these are instead of the tempur-pedic pillows we ordered we're desperate to get rid of the entire stock and sell them at all us locations for one dollar ooh i'm going to god no god no why you got to do that to me freaking walmart it's called a shower force look out below lady i'm packing a big gun come on dave i'm on your side put some freaking undies on bro what do you do with leftover pulled pork mix it with cream cheese jalapenos and onions bread it and fry it topped with bbq i present no no all of that works but why did you put cream cheese ew tis the season my dudes you know how some photos you can just taste and feel yeah this is it this is it for me it's not a snake it's not a duck it's a snook what i hate you what buffalo chicken tastes so good but you don't want to want to know what it looks like before it's cooked woman fakes knowing sign language to become an interpreter for police department bro she at least committed to it she like didn't give up she was just like wham bam bam bam it took a while to get caught if i remember correctly man breaks into burger king and drinks gallons of deep fried oil a florida man found extreme way to cheat on his diet last night he broke into a closed food restaurant and drank more than 25 gallons of used oil from the deep fryers i can understand eating the food even if it's frozen why are you drinking the oil from the deep fryer seriously that that's disgusting he has your face oh dear god i know people ship isabelle and doom guy but come on guys i didn't need to see that kid transformation tuesday beep oh dear god you murdered him moms unite to make porn they're happy for kids to watch a group of moms have come together to make a porn film which they say they'd be happy for kids to watch um i am so very confused and don't want to know what this looks like okay y'all one of them has to go you can only pick one all of them all of them luigi wow oh god jesus why do artists with good talent make such curse things figure 7a users can develop a personal pawn with icam icam disappointed that its owner's late huh my owner's late for me to spy on them the horrible truth behind whipped cream judging from the cow's face he doesn't seem into it but he might be into it man a race for training dog to throw bricks at people ringing his doorbell why i want people to leave me alone so the dog's just like hi everybody here's a rock for your skull huh ask grumman to shave a heart into my dog's butt what i expected oh that's adorable versus what i got oh you got a big old doggie butthole okay then made my sister a litter box cake for her birthday what do you guys think pretty pretty damn impressive like so impressive i kind of want to puke right now but it might be tasty i don't know vibration therapy a treatment for headaches in 1890s yeah that's uh that's gonna cure up some good headaches right there that's totally not gonna mess up sorry sorry sorry the hot dog just oh gotta open my eyes again next time next image thrift store fawns pickle me elmo why why are you people at the thrift store monsters my manager showed me a picture of when she was younger than got her face painted then she showed me a picture of her going down the bouncy slide with her face painted and her headband on her wrist needless to say i was crying michael jackson hey i'm a demon i'm batman sexy cute oo woo batman look out joker before i hit you with my wheel rang how people think they get hacked how they really get hacked how far away do you live from your place you were born name a song the car you passed your driver's test is was blind oh no oh oh i guess i learned something today i came in like a wrecking pug those were good times remember when the internet was simple we didn't have tick tock and we all just remember wrecking ball was the thing that broke it yeah free hugs oh um why can't i breathe well i said they were free hugs but um well it's also a free meal for me one of the strangest tests mentioned in the guinness book when a woman became very angry at her husband told her that he would leave her to associate with another woman her reaction after he left was that she threw herself from the 10th floor at the same moment her husband was leaving the building and fell on him and she killed him and she lived does that count as murder i'm genuinely curious did she go to jail for murder i'm interested oh it's a little kitty with red toes ill ill-ill it's a cute cat but i hate hairless cats cause of this man it's time kool-aid man changed it's gonna use doors instead of smashing windows and instead of kool-aid i filled myself with piss oh yeah i'm the pissaid man full of piss come and get your piss no no please drink your piss johnny this this artist has a lot of talent but uh using it for evil purposes my dude ah pikachu charmander one day delusions turn into ashes oh my oh my why is there a lizard in the same asylum also why'd they let ash have the hat and oh oh god cockroaches are omnivores that eat plants and meat they've been recorded to eat human flesh of both the living and the dead although they are more likely to take a bite of fingernails eyelashes feet and hands wham why'd you have to write feet and hands there i could have i could have gone to sleep knowing that they want to eat my fingernails or eyelashes but feed her hands why why shopping at aldi is like entering a parallel universe take it four fingers wow it's totally thought was butter cream betweens ooh cream betweens you say did you know when you sit on the toilet you connect your butthole up to the larger network of connected buttholes oh that's why i like sitting there so long i'm sharing information will you stop someone's gonna see us what are they gonna do vote third party i really do not wanna see the bottom of this image i know what the bottom of it is but i don't wanna see this okay we got some that harmless water dancing oh oh oh it's a real spider woman um no no no no no one a home video the part in the never ending story where artrex dies on loop for three and a half hours because i'm a psychopath and want to ruin your life who will win every creature in australia every florida man they would breed i hate how this is a viable option they will create the australian florida men jesus christ mother who lit stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle during power outage and lost part of her hand sue's former owner of a home for reckless conduct i mean why do you have a stick of dynamite in your house that's weird bro rain rain go away come another another day oh yeah sure kids i haven't seen you since oh dear god you all died from uh exposure my bad the rose pattern on bed sheets that i bought didn't quite turn out as i'd hoped it turned out better because i'm a psychopath people who say come people who say jizz people who call it raw child actually sharks do kill more people than cows each year [ __ ] spreading lies i'm gonna murder you oh man i drooled a lot last night you wanted the cool side of the pillow well the cool side of the pillow wants you and suddenly everything makes sense oh he's got one of those deformed booties all right then maybe it wouldn't be so heavy if they were using arms yeah maybe um maybe your wieners weren't meant for lifting i'm just saying remember class anything can be odd except what bobby drew today pancake syrup me bobby has created the opposite of art because he's a monster this carrot wants to be an astronaut so badly but he'll never get to see his dreams become reality get it cause carrots help you see yeah okay i'm sorry okay okay yeah this uh this image is uh not suss at all and why do they have to draw a butt hole on the top half man let's do some sim [Music] inserts penis the insider summary chuck e cheese's full name is charles entertainment cheese according to his official backstory he's an orphan he never had his own birthday so instead he fills the void by hosting birthday parties for everyone else yeah so uh this is darker than any five nights at freddy's thing hawk if you're horny honk huck oh god go welp i didn't expect a geese but i am horny myself so honk baby honk thomas ta mass toto mass man why is mass mask kind of kind of freaking pretty dude yo mass mass hit me up dude you you sexy that is that is exactly right rhett and link rest on pewdiepie's massive thighs quality is our recipe and of course fresh meals made from people when the photoshop donald trump's lips onto his eyes he literally looks the same i don't see what you're talking about kids could end up in foster care over lunch debt pennsylvania school district warns parents they are threatening to take children away from their families because their parents can't afford to pay off a school lunch debt the country really really hates poor people fun fact about my high school my brother dropped out and you know he had like 32 worth of debt and every day lunch is like you know a responsible person would pay for his brother's debt and i was like what hell no that's not my day and then they took like my lunch privileges yeah um that didn't last too long let's just say my mother came in very angry my wada pie came out lovely girl a what what is a water pie why are there sticks sorry everybody oh god i can taste the butter in the water eww yo thanks for watching everybody it would be totally rad of you if you could like comment subscribe check out the other videos here on easy peasy or of course mk your daily have a good day be good people and remember stay safe and stay beautiful everyone the world's really scary these days and we need beautiful people which is everybody

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Length: 13min 41sec (821 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 17 2021

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