r/TechnicallyTheTruth · there are countries in the world

Jeff will tell ski says if you drink the blue liquid from a magic 8-ball you can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once said he was gonna die he died oh poor Keith hello friends welcome back to easy peasy my name is Kagura and today we're diving into our slash technically the truth let's get to it comrades my 3d printer decides not to activate the fan me you'd be a lot cooler if you did that's what I love about technology I get older and it just stays the same that doesn't really make any sense who who forgot to turn on airplane mode on his 3d yes me sorry guys it won't happen again I did this on a flight once and they were not happy when I made this joke alcohol won't take you anywhere nobody drinks it as a mode of transportation Lindsey are you an alcoholic we can help call this number for liquor home delivery we will get you placed third a lot faster write these words in alphabetical order okay no no he's got a point there let's just hear him out it's called noobs no it's called beginners amateurs what was that Punk amateurs call me an ambulance you're an ambulance we were we were fun fate the most deaths in America are caused by dying did you know that if you die then you will not survive this is not true you can die be Claire dead and be shocked back to life just saying asexuals have zero bucks to give is one myself I can agree what is too but sin kills people an assassin laughed please how many times have you blinked your whole life at least five maybe six with the money the government spends to buy just want to take Killa copter it could buy me an attack helicopter and I needed much more eating a bean and cheese taco sent us a crash of what I am so confused over here meet obi-wan Kenobi he is a Jedi mastered be it yeah that's a nice beard you got there Kenobi this begs to differ oh it's dis this is begging to differ that's funny what should you do if you cut yourself bleed if you don't bleed then you cut themselves something wrong you'll probably did watermelons premium large boneless I mean yeah watermelons technically of bones biology teacher what are you laughing at is my biology class funny to you biology class the rim flip on the bone fish is mated the fungus of its fluke bran the screw - oh my god this is a mouthful but that is funny list of books to read before you die any book you want don't read book you don't want to read that's it congratulations you did it I really like this list all my favorite books are on it none of them he's about to say his first words bow-chicka-wow-wow so what my baby says that's what he says oh no that's great though Brian with a Y ah you got him there you got in there a camera shop would smell nice if he burnt down Oh God that is true and sad at the same time 851 divided by 351 851 divided by one okay yeah I guess that's how calculator do work the ceiling ah yes perfect what's your favorite kind of soup um chicken and vegetable a fine choice why thank you what an odd first question though you can tell a lot about somebody by their favorite soup what can you tell about me you like chicken and vegetable soup I mean he's not wrong this is Billy is he a circle no no he's got a point but then what shape is he Oh God what is the most pointless thing that actually exists circles why are you bowing me I'm right did you know the most common thing people running to his air yes I did know that I run every day and I hate it construction under construction I love Minecraft me my sea is broken can you come repair it technician sorry sir we cannot come during lockdown be a lot cooler if you did oh yeah you know what yes I like you you're simple and you get to the facts yes this is what countries look like all gray quick animal fix most coyotes are illiterate in lecture of the wily coyote version what you crows eat food you're not wrong there friend you're not wrong I need a date here 24:20 I'm not sure that's a real date but okay this is deep I am 14 that is deep and you are 14 so there you go I know all did it's a pie just not in order hey me too pal me too the center of a donut is a hundred percent fat free you're dang right it is unless it's a munchkin donut there I got you stefanos tea soup I don't to pronounce your name it's not drinking alone if you're pregnant it will be if you keep drinking though Yoder scrolls oh cool what do you do I handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar cooperation really well yes I do come over any time sweetheart full of n games spoilers would not recommend no crap you idiot what's et short for because he's got little legs get it cuz he wobbles around a little bit everything we sale sucks I'm not you know wrong him this is my ex-girlfriend Lauren her stop introducing me like that her I miss wipe I mean your husband is not wrong don't don't scold him or else you'll be his ex-wife soon enough lose the love you have your laptop won't be loud if you remove the fan yeah yeah that's smart thinking right there few feared of being alone in the dark it's actually you fearing of not being alone in the dark I mean I fear the grammar of your typing my dude a woman trying to commit suicide from the Eiffel Tower landed on a car and later married the owner of the car so she fell in love there's also a guy who'd built the first parachute thing and then well he fell off and died he didn't fall in love at all fire distinguisher yup that's a fire boy this is sure helpful distinguisher doesn't that also count as the first cow space if it's McDonald's it technically doesn't that's one small step for man one giant Moo for cow kind meat does nothing fishing a bull oh my God look at it over there also please please come back Frank ooh we miss you how did my father die he wasn't very good at playing the floor is love oh no that's fantastic senpai of the pool of wisdom what is your Winston you can drink a drink but you can't food a food can't argue with that I can't wake up wake me up inside save me call me by my name Ford Mustang what you three for Alex for my child okay yeah that he is a former child some alligators can grow up to 15 feet but most only have four yeah I'd do that to God thanks buddy funeral can't spell [ __ ] no roof without fun why are you wearing a gas mask because I stink if you think then why don't you do something about it I did I got a gas mask I'm not taking a shower what is gross name the plan please George I guess I got what I asked for you really did hi George it's nice to meet you pal I just discovered that the word nothing is a palindrome backwards it spelled Ginther run which also means nothing oh that's not one ha ha good one Manny I read this book a million times and never got that joke until now if you're on an end right then what are you using for navigation gestures buttons google maps grapes grapes grapes grapes grapes ingredients grapes everything is great how are you still alive because I haven't died yet emphasis on the yet I'm getting there what you wearing a great crop top and ripped jeans and inside lungs intestines bones you know the whole nine yards or you know however long my intestines are four words 12 letters say it and I'm yours it and I'm yours federal agents raid gun shop find weapons so the only thing you can tell me is that I will find Jabba in Jabba's palace if James Bond is the most well known spy does that mean he's the worst spy I guess so I don't really know I'm not the judge in this Japan's flag is also a pie chart of how much Japan is Japan Japan is Japan Japan mathematics is just a non-existent system in your head which just happens to recreate nature my god looking to purchase a kitten under $10 must be in mint condition what is a mint condition cat and its original container on open obviously s MH my head why would you buy a pregnant cat bar Goldie you'll back up packing okay oh no biodegradable oh my god I'm dumb what's the matter sweetie there are monsters under my bed what uh Frick we're coming to get you with acne and they over stayin awake you know I'll slash nothing there are no results try again oh look at the cute little kitty um where does he live I'm guessing the ocean oops the most dreadful word in nuclear physics oops oopsie Daisy I blew up Chernobyl dose over human war criminals beat up an orphan with heart problems after one kill his parents wow the Avengers just got like a lot less fun for me what is the best way to overcome depression love it so it leaves you as well it explains my life and why I am what we said penguin eggs are seen when boiled why why would you boil a penguin well it's difficult to boil the whole thing Oh no-ho-ho at pokemon tweeted here's a little quiz trainers besides being grass types can you find out what these pokemon all have in common they're all Pokemon you idiot since police is both a noun and a verb police police police is a valid sentence I want to I want to use this now somehow Morty friends are like potatoes when you eat them they die also I'm a pickle ah so that's what they mean by processed meat the fact that this is a suku it makes it so much better go Deku go do you think the Queen has ever sucked not sure about the whole band but Freddie Mercury definitely did that's funny cuz their Queen if it actually started raining men I think I just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn't hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstance what I think hallelujah it's raining men and they're dying in I'm terrified and I'm crying I'm such a beautiful singer what's so funny nothing my brain Ram ramming RAM in a ram hahaha I've thought of this exact thing before and I love it a pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left I mean pie charts are usually cut out in slices what if I just take a bite then cuz sometimes I just need a whole pizza cuz I'm sad alone and I like pizza Florida man arrested for attacking weed smokers with rocks why are his eyes closed for one and also I used the stones to destroy the stones it's what the universe needed you can't spell sausage without USA I mean yeah yeah it's kind of like how you can't spell funeral without fun but you know we don't got to point it out on the advertising want to earn money from your phone yes what industry is a lot shadier than it seems avocado farms most of the farms in Central America are taken over by the cartel because of how much money is in selling avocados or as I like to say him avocados all trees can be shady AF to be honest remember when Shikamaru was one of the only people to resist gob to his sleep genjutsu but laid down and went to sleep anyway hey shows called Naruto not Shikamaru so it ain't his problem yeah that sounds like something he would say man what a drag now i'm getting dragged in a YouTube videos God thank you to the sidewalk for always keeping me off the streets you kept me on the straight and narrow sometimes the opposite of ask in person is ask into person the moment you were born you start slowly dying actually isn't it at like something at age 21 you stop growing so technically you start dying boom gotcha proved you're wrong changed your mind science people are finally listening crowds are getting smaller that's not right but that's funny is everything okay yeah I just need some space yeah go have some space sometimes my genius is almost frightening hmm we not own or have an official affiliation with the Sunday River Brewing Company they are a local restaurant down the access road in the following the orders of the state of Maine and federal guidelines to reduce the spread of Cova 19 we will continue to remain closed you have no balls our social media team is composed of all women so your tweet does not offend us please try again honestly I just would have made fun of their grandma we not own there you go you win the argument according to Latinas the correct way to eat spaghetti is with only a fork eating spaghetti with a fork and spoon means you either are an amateur or a child or you have bad table manners now you know the correct way to eat spaghetti is with only a fork source who the buck eat spaghetti with a spoon amateurs children and people with terrible manners this really did hurt my brain I've never seen a single person use a spoon you can't smoke at without an a without a what without an a without a what Lindsey by killing spiders were actually making them stronger since only the strongest will survive yeah thanks I'm gonna go sit over here away from your creepy but the truck is that string made out of string riddle me this state without an a go to thisis tidy it's pretty much done is up to 90s yeah and you know what it sums up my lack of ability for math moving on I know a videogame that all its characters are hot which is super hot dancer down dancer up either way it's a pick-me-up smile and have a wonderful day yeah and they flipped this lip around and that hurts me I didn't realize that till after the song moving on would you survive the Thanos Snape 50% yes 50% no technically is actually shut up you nerd no one cares is that you yeah but that's an old photo though Wow oh I get it now huh that's good I mean yeah three is a bigger number than two so a lot more improbable in a hundred years tick tock will be a bizarre archive of a dead people dance oh my god and I'll probably just end up like vine and go off the air if a toy from Toy Story died the humans wouldn't know and the other toys would have to watch them play with corpses well hi did you have to ruin one of the few pure things in the world - dad found dead yeah there's only one way to find dead people unless they're zombies those of you can't work how social distancing this is the best meme I've seen all locked down type C for fast-charging C Rebecca you have disappointed me the whole family and get off Facebook they think your haircuts are unamerican well it's very observant of them because we aren't American actually I need a new phone get one then I can't afford one okay don't get one then whenever I go up my staircase I still climb my way up my kids call it four wheel drive full your kid is going places yeah upstairs see you mom in case of fire do not use elevator use water works for me yes you should get vaccines and so what if it makes your kid artistic that doesn't always mean he's gay if a leaf blower sucks it's a vacuum cleaner well vacuum cleaners can blow sometimes so does that make them leaf blowers or dust blowers or some other blower Oh God my mind hurts if you brake enough vinyl records you could hold the world record for number of Records broken yeah that's a good shower thought right there you can live the entire rest of your life without breathing I'm gonna try it when someone tells you fire trucks are actually water trucks my god they've been lying to us the whole time wrong way yep just like the sign and also why is a school bus driver be using his phone while driving I might be mistaken with the inspection sticker but that might be scary we'll inator tasting is wet smelling you're not wrong what age are you 1 3 2 2 9 please and put a number between 13 and 99 I did 22 is it just me or the whole society seems to not give a freak about a talking head well we all have talking heads that's not true some people are mutes ha gotcha again it truly is the year of the rat we're all hiding in our homes we can only come out to get food to store and eat later and run when people come close to us this hurts me and I love it yeah you can't cuz he's dead oh no it's so messed up but it's great well if you've made it this far you probably don't hate me anyways thanks for watching another easy-peasy video comment down below what you'd like to see more of hit that subscribe button if you feel like it also feel free to hit the like button or notification bell or all of them honestly thank you so much for watching check out the other videos on the 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Length: 16min 37sec (997 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 25 2020