r/StarterPacks | WHERE DO I PEEL?

cartoons i watched that explain why i'm into ginger's starter pack this is it's getting a bit too personal guys i'm gonna move on hello to thee welcome back to mk my name is jack your best friend provided you like this video and i've subscribed i hope your day has been wonderful but if it's been dreadful look i'll take that as well if anything that just means that this video is gonna be extra fun for you a good palace cleanser for the dread you've been experiencing anyway today's content is ash starter packs don't know what the heck that means you'll catch them pretty quickly let's go oh 2021 fashion stutter pack long naturally unstyled hair ah i chose this i can afford a hairdresser pale skin untouched by the sun the designer fazer masks oh no my first attempt ever what do you guys think starter pack oh slash breaded oh wow art oh wow i'll slash restoration oh wow oh slash woodworking oh wow jeez your first time eh wow we collectively believe you that one guy an online class starter pack yeti mike gamer headphones gamer chair and gamer backboard does he twitch yeah you can follow me on someone's my twitch or dawn no one watches me but you know they will what four-year-old me genuinely thought high school was like sad thing is this could have been our high schools if it weren't for tv shows and media slappings and stuff in our face to the point where it's cringy to style yourself like this cuz you overplayed stereotypes guy who's into history but isn't weird about it starter pack okay we're getting very specific now knows about history from here and here they're more interested in cultures and religions than warfare knowledge of history comes from books and museums instead of video games just a little side thing doesn't give off white supremacist slash in cell vibes it's just a little bonus you know the youtube homepage in incognito mode starter pack what's up guys in this video me and my friends try to appear on mk hey everyone this is your daily dose of internet also featuring movie trailers all of them lots of them y'all movie trailers what a short video well here it is with millions of views you will never retrieve this you yourself will never achieve this what's that you want to make an indie adventure game well then are you inspired by native american mythology even though every single character is white hey maybe you want every character speaking riddles because you can really follow a cohesive story just want to make it seem like you're being intelligent don't forget the magic fox that's only there because the game needs a mascot but it props to you for the beautiful art design it's really unique um compared to minecraft looking for a job well here's the signs of a great one we are like a family yeah can you start in an hour interviews conducted here well that's the car you parked next to beside you at 50 cents above minimum wage and see how you do the guy hiring you takes care of himself or just his beard and oh boy can you not just wait to start hold up human check human checkpoint now folks gonna check you're all human all right simply say aye if you've done the following things meanwhile latino died at amusement park circa 2006 starter pack it's that beard why is it always that weird the early gen z born in 1998 to 2003 childhood starter pack i'm 1994. i basically experienced all the stuff too but man i feel like i missed out not having phineas and ferb when i was younger you know what i'm binging that series now that's i'm doing that next animated movie male protagonist starter pack gotta have oval faces because if they're too chiseled that makes them too masculine and men and the last thing we want is for them to seem somewhat confident in themselves no no given the poofy hair gigantic nose make them a quirky and white because what else exists and remember above all else or quake because any other kind of trait is bad oh we're gonna save the social skills for their beard beard character also they may be in love with the hot girl which i mean you know it's not too shocking or fake looking for a dog how about getting the multi starter pack now legally it can only be named coco or bella it will always look older than it is no matter how young and cute it may seem it doesn't bite but it will bite you specifically every time never stop sparking because you are this this you that is what you look like if you're the owner what you're young and have long brunette hair or something we'll see about that hey are you a young male that's a bit insecure about themselves not sure how to really tap into that masculinity of yours well have we got some bs to sell you look our products are vintage because if you aren't using the same trinkets and tools as sexist men from the 1940s are you truly a man gentlemen drink whiskey gentlemen it's a personality trait judgement look this photo of a hot young girl is smiling at you that means our products make you desirable gentleman because remember you're only valuable if women find you attractive programming start to pack expectations yep those oh anonymous they were a thing you have no idea what you're doing you get to youtube some tutorial from 2012 with terrible techno music made by an indian guy copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste your code doesn't work the panic your code works calm your code works haddock why don't we go ask oscar how dare you no down vote for you sir is your name seth mcfarland well this is the starter pack for you father is overweight and uneducated mum is very strict and hot for some reason children boy and girl one is intellectual and the other a rebel neighbor is all wacky and he may or may not be friendly and the father's boss obvious he's evil i was just so bad because he's boss yes me these criterias and you two will be as successful as the simpsons well oh no never mind going to a live concert well make sure you bring the bingo sheet guy just there with his daughters yep guy who is way too freaked up unfortunately way too violent moshe yeah yeah every time super fan wearing the band shirt well they're expected super stoner how did he get past security couple who never leave this position girl only there for instagram boom a couple trying to recapture youth hey at least they're getting out there tallest man ever who stands in front of you no to self bring step ladder annoying person who never stops screaming how are your vocal cords not damaged yet beer that's just fifteen dollars what actual water oh you you better be rich little boy real man in 2020 starter pack accepting of all people good father significant other brother son doesn't believe baseless conspiracy theories the mask he wears it the distance he keeps it and he treats women as equals because if there's one thing we learned in 2020 all those karens who would make a scene about having to wear a mask they're all they're all men apparently did you travel from the past and want to get used to the current climate well how about the post covert 19 life starter pack awkward handshakes because nobody knows if that's appropriate yet guess we can do this again a lot people still distancing in public because at this point it's weird to get new strangers media makes occasional sourceless hints at a possible new outbreak with clickbait titles i counted two last week alone guy who still wears marks to show everyone how concerned he was and still is anti-vaxx crowd triple in size how dare you make me think about others and their health since all private businesses went under the entire us works for amazon or walmart for eleven dollars an hour now and yes they do still think it's appropriate minimum wage unfortunately with covert gone and trump out of office the front page loses more than eighty percent of its content and reddit implodes but hey at least you can cough in public without anyone caring i'm just kidding wash your hands having an existential crisis at 3 am well you need to watch a bit of kazarkista kurzick sacked kurzick curse gas sag because geez america's got talent go on do it the truth isn't horrifying it's just traumatizing do you lack the maturity to date someone with actual standards well you need to be a 20 year old and date a 14 year old girl start a pack gotta be a monster energy fan because who needs a healthy diet and working hard kids may laugh at you and adults may find you absolutely creepy and cringy but hey at least you've got a car with a dent in it meanwhile someone's licked the entire structure of every single disney movie get your love interest or twist villain a death scene because death and a cute character to sell more merch well it might be a disney movie if you're not sad for no reason early covert starter pack quiet motorways we'll just pretend it's a snow day let's get ropes that'll be fun hey hey everyone uh this is so fun it's noon let's pop a bottle for fun i already want a divorce article about erectile dysfunction starter pack just a lot of dudes who really love the feeling of their forehead like oh yeah man it's just so smooth yo do we need to blur that guy's thumb that is that looks like something else share this one to a friend you know i explain spirituality to sleep with hot women i'm convinced that you are my queen in a past life my happy past robes rags crystals and one dollar because girl i believe money means nothing when i get to be in such beside you trashy white dudes facebook profile starter pack youtube videos about conspiracy theories middle finger win profile pic cringey breakup post and a bunch of cartoon gangster stuff basically people who never emotionally or just mentally matured and rely on conspiracy theories to feel somewhat smarter than everyone else i know a secret that you don't so you know i've got that going for myself the divorce hearing wasn't hearing any of it but you know still the girl who hissed it everyone started packing what psychologists need to evaluate this stuff like how is this relatable what is going through some people's minds that they think this is they resort to this stuff like come on people how how do we all know someone like this being a man during christmas starter pack oh you're horrifyingly yes nothing says thoughtful gift like underwear and socks i also think you smell bad so here's some links africa the military woman in movies starter pack gotta wear that wife peter and no bra how else could she be like one of the boys conveniently non-military-authorized haircuts because we gotta know that they are woman outperforms the men at some point and everyone is impressed uses the phrase though sansa bee beef at some point in the movie either super hot and fit or older and really strict but still super hot and fit but hey maybe you're not into military people maybe you're into the morning person starter pack always having a balanced breakfast 8 p.m bedtime healthy bedtime schedules beach the sun to the day coffee makes me too jittery healthy cardio in the morning to wake themselves up good morning another beautiful day eh like what a bunch of losers oh no don't you trigger me with that palpable pimple i feel like this starter pack alone is enough just to trigger everyone's stress levels well this thorn stuck in me forever now don't worry about that package it'll go away if i scream long enough but hey maybe you're too tired for that why not have an afternoon nap starter pack only the most ambient and peaceful sounds to get you to sleep excessive door knocks from jehovah's witnesses your neighbor knowing your nap schedule parents calling you because they can't find their phone and the creme de la creme is the fly that's just you hear it you hear it in the room somewhere but you you just can't find it it's because of those little buggers that i allow huntsman's in my room rent free presenting the popular girl with a functional family life who was nice to you starter pack ah yes the car the house the la crosse and the just the real why are they so smart too could you i don't know maybe just give some of those genetics and good life vibes to us you know be a bit more cheering i just hate how perfect your life is and you are i really appreciate you as a supportive person nostalgia in 30 years starter pack what were those things called again pens what people wrote with them i hate this i i swear every generation thinks they invented the s thing okay and honestly that biggest thing that's just depressing let's let's not go there please your dad texting you start a pack okay literally just one word no exceptions okay usually agrees with you in everything okay takes forever to read and send a message okay or thumbs up tampon or pad commercial stutter pack i'm a woman and i play sports i give off a strong i'm not like other girls vibe and my pets need to reflect that that's why my periods are luscious blue say it with me fresh flexible i play sports the when do i start peeling from start a pack ah look at you struggle for at least five minutes trying to figure out this thing and remember we're the intelligent species basically what is assumed to be the reddit starter pack ah slash am i ugly unsurprisingly full of narcissists want to be inspired and get motivated you will by someone who is not following their advice a fan of pewdiepie of course you are kids teenagers is not full of teenagers well aren't you a middle-aged white woman ask historians full of underappreciated historian lecturers want to feel like your justifiably weak opinion has some merit why not go to unpopular opinion you definitely see the side of things that no one else does and then the classic am i the a-hole where the stories are never biased ever and of course ask red is just all of them it is but wait maybe you think your beard is a personality well welcome to the club look at them all look yep you're one of them that is you now well done you can grow hair playing your playlist on shuffle with your friends starter pack um uh oh you really listen to this oh wow uh oh we can skip this one you not knowing what song will be next i really don't know why this is in my playlist the unplanned pregnancy starter pack oh i can smell the cigarettes from this image wow poor cookie monster his image is forever tarnished with bad lifestyle choices but hey they've got blue hair so you know that you know they've got a personality things i thought were huge problems when i was a kid start a pack oh my god yes the bermuda triangle dude i seriously had like a group of friends who would go to the library and find books on the bermuda triangle and like make up theories as to all the aliens i kid you not we genuinely thought we were uncovering stuff and i think we can all blame indiana jones for deceiving us about quicksand old guy who was once part of a drug cartel starter pack i feel like a lot of old people have three of those things there's a reference here i'm not seeing and i hate it i hate it the you haven't lived till you backpacked through southeast asia starter pack alternatively titled of course going into heavy debt from going on this huge holiday was more worth it than having to face my personal responsibilities here at home but seriously do it it is life-changing i mean i wear these pants now and i got a tattoo that itches it keeps it keeps itching the terrible reaction meme starter pack oh oh no oh man i like these memes oh geez i don't i don't want to be on the wrong side of history and when you've been on reddit for far too long the reddit posts then no longer amaze me starter pack painting done in under a minute at this point it just seems to be part of the territory as a spray paint artist opening an ammonite fossil wow spirals eat your heart out who's a monkey fans a pencil drawing that looks like a photo well done putting so much time and effort into something that i no longer care too much about also this specific part of this sculpture because thighs oh well look at you with that big smile on your face now i hope you enjoyed today's video if you're not actually smiling and therefore making my previous comments sound really weird well then i want my money back that's right me not making you smile is somehow your fault i'll only accept my refunds through you liking this video or making sure you're subscribed also by checking out some more videos if you've got the time but otherwise i hope you did have a good one my name has been jack i love your face and i'll see you for the next one i guess bye [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 474,432

Rating: 4.9520516 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, best of reddit, r/ top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, reddit top posts, 100% True stories, reddit true stories, top all time, reddit posts, reddit stories, ask reddit, funny reddit, emkay, memes, StarterPacks

Id: yVWWOMEW_p4

Length: 15min 18sec (918 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 03 2021