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good morning to everyone except my partner who at 2 am mid dream sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark will there be a buffet [Music] hey hello there welcome back to mk my name's jack welcome to art slash made me smile me too plumber i'm so sorry about the cat he thinks everyone is his best friend that's okay i'm used to people's cats two minutes later from the other room mr smitten you are a porn plumber after this we will get a nice sandwich my dad just emailed a baby picture of me and it reminded me of a picture of my daughter well that's one way to know what's yours good vibes after beating cancer a 10 year old boy had only one wish he wanted to meet president jimmy carter the president gladly agreed this is what happened no i don't know why it's a big deal for him to meet the specific president but it's sweet nonetheless while filming harry potter and the chamber of secrets bella the neapolitan mastiff that played fang got very protective of daniel radcliffe and would jump in front of him whenever the animatronic spider for aragog would come out to defend him resulting in them having to refilm the scene multiple times ugh method actors am i right they're just always getting in the way tiny warthog cooling off in a tiny mud puddle as an avid halo fan i have to say that this is not what i was expecting men of quality do not fear equality just the look of his face you could tell he's exhausted having to protest about this it truly warms my heart that a pack of 17 year olds with reddit and a robin hood account came together to blow up a 12.5 billion dollar hedge fund yeah a lot of us aren't too familiar with the stock exchange but this is truly truly a very historic moment out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark here are the results [Music] he looked so uncomfortable oh someone help him out just saw a girl saying that when you take a picture of the moon or the sunset and it doesn't look as good as in real life you don't think the problem is the sky is actually ugly you know the camera isn't fully capturing the beauty and you should feel the same way about your selfies oh damn that was like a smooth flirty line but to all of us during the last round of trollgate people said that i should be banned from posting photos of myself because i'm too ugly so i'd just like to commemorate the occasion with these three selfies yes we could only aspire to give as little f's as this lady does what are the origins of your username when i played wow way back in the day i had a raid leader named sean now sean was a really nice guy and our crew was pretty tight internet friends sean had speech impediments and would regularly say the phrase guys it's time to get silvias stumbling over his ass unknown to the guild at the time shawn had terminal cancer he eventually stopped showing up to raid nights and after he died in accordance to wishes his father came in to vent one night to tell everyone i named every character i made after that some variation of the word serious that way no matter what group i was with they would audibly say something like hey serious pick up the ads and it became a way that i honored my friend because in a way he never really left after being prohibited from wearing shorts during the hot summer months bus drivers in sweden wore skirts to work citing that since their female co-workers could wear skirts it would be discriminatory to prohibit them from wearing skirts too good do it there's like so many cultures out there without history that have had men wear skirts casually like it's this really shouldn't be a big deal when sue came to our facility she told everyone to call her aunt sue because everybody does she's recovering from covert although not out of the woods yet and today is her birthday she's 101 and beat me at domino's any chance i could get some birthday wishes for her yeah i've got some i've got some here to take them take them all here have them have them i sold my truck to pay for her surgery you are the most beautiful freaking person ever this is a beautiful post but i just gotta ask is that dog just coming off the meds there he looks like he's still a bit drugged my kid thought that swearing in meant joe biden was going to stand at a podium on wednesday and reel off all the curse words he knows he's understandably a little disappointed now thank you all of you for coming uh poop butt cheeks uh smelly smelly butt flaps united not divided say no to racism be kind we are all immigrants oh look even the traffic pole's making a statement no turn on red wrist surgery my surgeon incised around my tattoo he could have not cared and cut right through it pretty bro move if you ask me when my brother was born in 1985 my mother purchased two identical teddy bears the one on the left has been my brothers for 30 years the one on the right has been kept in storage for my brother's first child who was born today oh hello there brother it's been so long since i've seen you again oh man you can have a lot of fun i'll tell you what yes i did a photo shoot with my thesis longest labor ever to be fair i feel i feel a lot of the uni students feel this way my grandma doing her best to gender me correctly is really nice silly boy oops silly day last summer my friend's mum discovered hundreds of tiny teeny-toed tadpoles in a puddle in her driveway it was drying up so she asked me about moving them to a nearby pond i told her not to because moving amphibians unnaturally between water bodies can spread disease so she filled up a watering can every morning and every evening and replenish the puddle adding dechlorinator drops which she uses for her fish tank to make sure the water was safe the tadpole survived and grew up into little toe who eventually hopped out of the puddle i think about the tenderness and compassion of this a lot hold up where was this though if this was australia then no your mom deserves to be arrested 96 year old world war ii veteran took his online exam successfully and became italy's oldest university student oh well when you've got the time my wife on our wedding day and her smile the day she met rob lowe oh i'm so sorry man quick someone saved the post on the first photo she is facing a photographer who may be unknown and on the second she is looking at her husband ah yes she spotted you bro veteran and his wife recreate their wedding photos oh oh my god it's so cute oh i love that they couldn't do the exact posing because they were too busy just wanting to cuddle each other so i'm at a restaurant and just got hit in the back of the head with a straw rapper i turn around and immediately a 65 plus year old lady started apologizing saying she was aiming for her husband then they both started giggling if that's not me when i'm older i don't know 35 years together um what's the secret perfect acceptance of an imperfect person what not making people live up to your fantasy relationship what do you want about dear every parent in every cafe i am sitting in to work please stop apologizing for your baby learning to talk if i wanted silence whilst typing on my laptop i should stay at fricking home you are allowed in these spaces as much as me it's not my office damn i'll be honest i'm one of those people who actually doesn't like it when i'm hearing loud kids ramble around because i'm trying to do work but this is a valid point it is their space as much as my own curse you holly for giving me a properly good perspective to acknowledge and reflect on my dad is babysitting chance this weekend while i'm in new york city someone please get this man a grandchild wait why are you asking us to do it you're the you're the daughter grandpa wants to know what kind of takeout i can have we are starving oh he genuinely looks like he's sad hi mom it's me again we had a picnic and are going to the nail salon now graham said if i'm good i can have ice cream when i'm done what kind do i like again okay this is precious hate to keep bothering you mom but we really need to hang out with gramps more how subtle how subtle hey mom gramps is going to sleep with me tonight is there anything we need to tell him i hope you are having as much fun as i am see you tomorrow and good night love you so much i go to the same gas station every day after work for beer and burritos today when i asked for my burritos the guy said they're hot i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch and that's the most thoughtful stuff anyone's done for me in a while recreating a very special moment the trimester love oh yes the owens ah this is this is very sweet yes i'm an aussie and therefore bias towards this shut up it's still cute good vibes kids get a two dollar discount if they read a book aloud to this barber in michigan i see what you're doing baba making kids read more you sneaky educating devil remember child for every word you get wrong i give you a bald spot yes sir i invited a girl i'm crushing on over today and she was like by the way i woke up at 6am and baked you some bread and i'm losing it oh it's round and plump just like her rump wholesome moments first time growing and harvesting broccoli yeah i'm healthy when my son was four he saw a commercial that said brushing alone is not enough to prevent cavities in tooth decay so he made us start brushing our teeth with him it's been three years nobody tell him what was the highest waste of money that you don't regret my first paycheck i bought a 900 wedding cake me and my brother had no way to get it home since it didn't fit on our skateboards we just had a cake fight in the parking lot my brother passed away shortly after that i still think about that day whenever i'm sad that is a level of spontaneity i will never achieve but will always admire family and friends it's been 16 months since my grandmother's last radiation treatment to cure her breast cancer i pay my oncologist big bucks for this hairdo and it looks glorious on you sharon beautiful mwah got drunk alone people actually cared i was in a dark place and just had to get out of the house started drinking in a pub alone and went to a nightclub i'm not allowed to drink because of health issues so this was the first time i was drunk in two years i sat alone in the corner upset realizing nobody cares some big six foot four guy approached me and sat next to me and spent probably an hour talking to me about life he wasn't drunk he saw i was in pain and wanted to help he told me he hated seeing men suffering alone because we don't get any support he gave me his contact details and so did his girlfriend and told me he would drop anything to come and hang out if i was ever lonely his girlfriend's sister even walked me home to make sure i was okay i woke up happy for the first time in a while and it showed me how much people do care about me even people i don't know i just told my daughter that if we can have a woman vice president in the white house then she too can do anything since she's two years old she responded that she would like some chocolate shooting for the moon before our white brothers came to civilize us we had no jails therefore we had no criminals we had no locks or keys and so we had no thieves if a man was so poor that he had no horse teepee or blanket someone gave him these things we were too uncivilized to set much value on personal belongings we wanted to have things only in order to give them away we had no money and therefore a man's worth couldn't be measured by it genuinely beautiful words but this has made me smile not maybe solemn still in a world of capitalism and money i think this is still possible to achieve we just need to stop thinking we need more money to be happy of course constant advertising pushing you to get the latest thing doesn't help but i don't know just be happy yeah i did it i solved depression he visited his daughter's kitchen and left an honest review i've been waiting on my order to get done for 45 minutes and i'm the only customer here she was making good progress at first then she stopped for 20 minutes to go watch paw patrol read chris overall the customer service could be better but the cook is a cutie so i'll give her another chance my 20 month old daughter is really into star wars children's books and toys right now which is awesome but the way she's been saying the names of everything is my favorite part [Music] goop adito you're never too young to be a star wars fan please hug your 20 month old daughter for me love always goop that's it that's the last one right they're can i can go now david please david i'm done david please let me go david i miss my family please david i'm sorry [Music] anyway that does end this video today thank you as always for watching if you did enjoy your time here and if you're listening to me right now you have no excuse to not like this video and if you would like to see more content on the daily why not subscribe as well come on we only have like five subscribers guys we really want to build up this channel and if you've got the time when i check out some other videos as well but with that said let's wrap things up my name has been jack you have been at someone that i don't personally know but i'm sure you're cool and fun and wacky but until the next video i'll never see you i won't see you yet what screw it bye

Channel: EmKay

Views: 223,793

Rating: 4.977025 out of 5

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Id: rescStbljtQ

Length: 13min 19sec (799 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 01 2021