r/Rareinsults | savage reddit moments

okay jake paul spreading his genes should be considered biological warfare against all of humanity i think most of us do consider it to be that way [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking another look at our slash rare insults hey come on now you know the drill let's get in there and see just how many of these are rare and also good he seems like a liberal arts professor who teaches about the behaviors of cats yeah don't worry goldblum has been grooming himself to look that way his entire life next person to ping me gets 206 additional bones i'm trying to study bro 2 what what are you what omg your boobs look like if i put two eggs in a pan and then tilted the pan vertically i will not send again if you have not registered on my link until it's finished like this but two julio shelved this book as no there's more stupid in the first 10 pages of this book than i can imagine filling the entirety of human literature across the span of the multiverse including every possible version of the aragon series it was so painful to read i kept stopping to ask people if it was satire 10 pages i couldn't make it more than 10 pages want to know how many more there were to read at the end 892 and it's part 1 of a trilogy clearly there's some fan fiction out there you haven't read yet julio i recommend all of it conor mcgregor has a big mouth and loves to trash talk the only trash in the ring last night however was the levels of calcium he had in his leg bones oh ouch sorry that wasn't all that great it was just i remembered seeing that happen this guy would choke a book because he couldn't read it ouch the circuses are going out of business because nowadays people just have to log into twitter to see clowns and that one's not even rare though like i've seen that version of the joke at least 40 different times one per social media site you are the perfect product for the chinese government i could be around i guess sure especially since blank won't even dane to give me a response it's because you use words like dane that he doesn't understand because his vocabulary is as robust as a three-color package of crayons from a restaurant yikes dude what in the world also the first time i have ever seen that word in my life country girls make do i haven't thought about that goddamn corn for years i am going to rearrange your neurons for this crime how do you plan on doing that reddit person how does charlie get these collabs he looks like a homeless man going to see his family for christmas yeah that suit is really really really ill-fitting still better than spider-man 3. i'm gonna put some dirt in your eye if you don't take that back i agree i don't know what the context is but i agree my man taking normal pills like yeah your ass looking like you straight out of a crappy 1999 kids movie that aired on some bum-ass network called something like kids tv ah the oversimplification of any and all kinds of mental illnesses thanks a lot for that dream my bf proposed wrong he's in the air force and he proposed to me in front of an airplane i was so embarrassed because that's pathetic i asked him nicely if he can propose to me somewhere normal like on the beach he said he was extremely sorry and he'll propose to be better next week i am so embarrassed anyone else have any embarrassing proposal stories to make me feel better update he did it today he took me out to a fancy seafood restaurant and then we went on a walk down the beach and he popped the question we're going to have our wedding very soon so i can get the benefits i love him so much well isn't she just a tall drink of dumpster juice in mid-july that's a perfect description my friend that marriage is totally gonna work i'm not the loser here that would be the natives damn man are you a pizza cutter because all you have is edge and no point i'm stealing this many thanks i think we should all steal that one it's good oh man he's looking tired what the [ __ ] why the hell is her face 380p and her eyes are in 1080p oh man those filters though bro that run animation looks like it was designed by a fish who had only heard of fables of humans walking really need a video for this one guys their relationship is more fake than my will to live yeah if it's a youtube relationship that kinda works across the board doesn't it oh boy this is the guy who never grew out of being the fastest kid in second grade okay i like that one the face says it all i bet this kid also hissed at people incredible with a 60 meter maximum depth the awesome deep dive dubai now boasts the world's deepest pool for diving it holds 14 million liters of water which equals the amount of tears to be shed by england fans after tonight's game yeah they deserve that one what it's what you get for calling a small child a stud you all need to [ __ ] grow up it's just soccer yeah that's right i said soccer she's the type of person to look over a glass wall to see what's on the other side oh i'm that type of person new zombie frog that was discovered in the amazon rainforest just days ago he looks like he'd make really gross comments to a waitress but tips super well like how well are we talking though why does italy's assistant coach look more like a guess who character than any guess who character in history he does kind of look like a mashup of all of them i look like howl from howl's moving castle hal's moving hairline if howl had a five head man if you're gonna compare yourself to a character or another person maybe at least try to look like them put on the big frilly shirt wear a necklace whatever hair's left on the back of your head pull it down come on try it my friend i'm just kidding don't worry about it man i'm losing my hair pretty rapidly too guys some lady at mcdonald's bought food for us it's always good to help the homeless oof that neon sign is so close to joe he looks like a hot dog at 7-eleven okay love that one love it i want to bully the hell out of every single member of this subreddit right now i hope you mistake an inverted cheese grater for a fleshlight you rick rolling piece of trash penis flakes i love that on my pizza his jawline is literally playing dance dance revolution where's the photo of the jawline how do i know if this is accurate or not oh boy cursed comments little grandma died what little brain damage that's taken by six nine oh can i be on the screen shot you could be in a room with albert einstein and stephen hawking and single-handedly lower the average iq of the room to nine i don't know why we're showing comments directed at me but thank you very much for that jimmy kimmel is like a kid whose make-a-wish was to be a tv show host no that's jimmy fallon still can't believe people back in the 90s thought conan was a stupid choice for a show host but no jimmy fallon was totally fine i just seen someone refer to mansplaining as correctile dysfunction i'm still laughing i mean i'm not laughing but i love it he looks like every member of the red hot chili peppers combined holy crap that one's just straight up true this guy looks like a nerd who collects spiders and makes them bite him so that he can become spider-man okay when you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew he looks like he gets third degree burns drinking sun kissed [Laughter] don't worry about it man i'm just as pale some fine dining right here what the hell i feel like this is a culinary version of a suicide note i don't know what i'm looking at what the [ __ ] are those listen to me demon you're probably the type of person to eat all of your meals in the original plastic when you can tell the difference between a small and a large spoon maybe we can talk go back and eat some cheddar and oreos cheddar and oreos huh also screw tablespoons it's teaspoon or nothing this message has been brought to you by the teaspoon gang i would cheat on my two girlfriends i think this guy has not just a screw loose a whole panel is gone i would cheat on my two girlfriends hold on don't you have to have two in order to do that the acting in this show makes simply piano ads win oscars don't get it don't know what you're referencing but that show was embarrassingly terrible you see when you're trying to eat grey's anatomy's lunch you actually also have to have actual actors in the show you may not like grey's anatomy but those people act their asses off and have been for nearly two decades what roblox hat do you dislike with a burning passion this one because it looks like my english teacher where the hell did you go to school we should not walk on land we evolved in the ocean and we should die in the ocean oh shut the hell up try taking your own advice you can go shove an over salted stick of butter down your throat wow that was really lame that was the lamest one i've ever seen holy crap the only way i could like this one less is if it was verbal and the dude stuttered i'm saying your penis is a pictometer in size which means it's only good for threading it through needles i'ma knit a scarf with my dick and use it to erotically choke your mom the second girl is the reason why thanos wanted to wipe the universe okay that second girl is the reason aliens roll up their windows when they fly past earth alright that second girl lives off of hot cheetos and starbucks and definitely hooked up with her ex's brother and had his kids and named them jaden and zaden her only fans is 13 a month and is her only source of income other than the child support she's getting from the dude that ain't even her baby's daddy dude chill like cancer for your phone oh hey that's me riddled with ads requires location services collects data from all other apps on your device my phone started burning 30 seconds off of running the app god knows how many services it's running in the background hope the creators all get hernias and take a skid on sandpaper jesus you could just shave your shoulder twice a year and make two pays for the poor too bad you can't donate body hair like that well unless it gets to 12 inches i believe bro nobody cares about free bread this much obviously the point is that free things almost always leave you paying more at the end of the day tuition and healthcare immediately come to mind if you think the economic models that dictate tuition and healthcare are even remotely comparable to free bread at [ __ ] olive garden you have termites inside your skull i've never been more sure that someone is using an empty mountain dew bottle as a spit bottle yeah that does track take one look you know the type okie dokie he's the type of guy that would sue his mom because she kicked him out of the house uh all right r soccer you mean football oh i didn't know england and italy had football teams who's their quarterback i'm about to drive you into the ground like a [ __ ] tent peg you have absolutely no right to talk about vin diesel like that when you look like sloth from ice age if he were malnourished and three feet taller hey whoa whoa leave my boy drew alone that's [ __ ] wait we don't bully those people from twitter anymore did we sign a peace treaty or something i think they just stopped being a worthy target the worst thing you can do to a twitter user is let them use twitter as an avid twitter user of 12 plus years as of this summer it's true she's such a stereotypical villain of two thousands fashion themed rom-coms i mean i guess from this frame maybe honestly screw viruses they're not even alive they're just strands of punk-ass dna that go around screwing up us normal and god-fearing life-forms you don't even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting rna clump when i'm playing video games i tell my wife i'm dedicating my victory to her and she hates it because he never wins and he's now been playing colecovision's smurf adventure since 1982. was that a bad game like was it i don't know this is definitely american gun culture you're talking about gun culture in general ranges respect american gun culture is being emotionally stunted and choosing to seek out minor disputes in order to brandish a weapon in an extremely irresponsible fashion healthy gun culture isn't uniquely american you sound like someone who smells his own farts and rates them like wines ah yes valid point let's get on him look i'm sorry if you go to lowe's with your [ __ ] glock on your hip you're cosplaying so that you can look cool that's all there is to it hell the other day at lowe's i saw a woman with a white and pink handgun she's only wearing that to look cool being drunk makes you show your true self reading your comment makes me wish for a nuclear winter wow what a note to end on on that fantastic quality insult we've come to the end of another video folks always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below wait a minute i almost forgot we've got some fan art to look at so i drew my friend as the mk character i have a time lapse of me drawing this on another post looks kind of veiny i actually kind of want to see that time lapse oh i almost forgot i was also in the middle of the outro hey if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description down below folks look until next time i'll be catching you later well not literally i'm not going to catch you know what i'm saying

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Length: 13min 15sec (795 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 28 2021