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[Music] foreign [Music] ER alert say welcome to the rice fields mother effer Play Welcome To The Jungle by Guns and Roses turn off all lights release Claymore room way more Roomba that's some level 99 defense soon it will all be clean which Bounty father are you should women be allowed to vote Yes or no yeah oh you're none of them you're actually not the founding fathers try to radically alter your views on women's suffrage and take this quiz again oh you're approaching me I can't dance without you getting closer Abraham Lincoln would have celebrated his 210th birthday today damn if only he wasn't assassinated would have been 210 dang I just beat Michelle and she's not waking up help is that Bobby Hill Bobby sent him back to where he came from okay Dad stir by spelling it I'm bored in his flight path the recently qualified Flight Training Adelaide pilot was testing out a single propeller plane's new engine at 9am on a Tuesday when he decided to reveal his true feelings what about the two dongs you see those two down there say goodbye to your butthole I don't wanna that's mine Mister hmm taking candy from a baby as seen as evil but it's actually good because candy is bad for babies I love this album bro are you driving a washing machine yeah Frigidaire what about it chicken loses job chicken is broke chicken strips 419. really there is so much Beauty in the world but sometimes people don't see it because they're too busy looking at their children their gross ugly little children Easter comes once a year how often do you yeah that's right us the good boys are asking you hey it's this guy I'm telling you he's gonna be he's gonna be a political leader look look at him at a young age at a young age he is uh spitting his political truth I love this kid Kanye what are you doing in that couch calling me fat is not an insult I'm sorry my mom bought groceries and not crack she bought both actually if Pete started a family we would have three pies PewDiePie cutie pie and the kid would be named [ __ ] hey whoa Ken Ken that's not very PG nice rugged pair of steel-toed Crocs new only wore to work one day and got fired could really use the cash 200 or best over over a hundred dollars I mean hey they're steel toe I'll take them I'll take them off your hands fun with good work Mass dab for boy who died in his sleep I mean I are they paying respects look at the kid in the front row there he's like I don't know why we're doing this he asked for his dad to come home dude looks like he's about to murk Santa thank God I'm not the only one who thought that this floating tent offers you a cool new way to die while camping hot dog can't wait blurst driver Scooby why are you looking out there man what was cool when you were young but isn't so cool now Earth I mean yeah tired of being fat and ugly just be ugly 24 Fitness no hold on they have a website I think I might hold on give me give me just a minute I'm gonna apply for a membership here because I mean I'm fine with just being ugly I'll take that any day have you masturbated while watching Shrek 3 no yes sir prefer not to answer I think you already know pictured link taking a nap don't wake up hey uh I see another arm behind them yes because he's being tucked in why is he sweating that's a fever and why is he clenching his fish and smiling that's easy he's dreaming of Zelda and his urgent offender and also getting railed absolutely robbed by tinkle I really hope that's not actually what it is I lost her to a boy with bigger fingers hold up I mean it's right there the last of us the first of Us Fort nut the fact that this is on trending means that enough people came on here to fap and decide you know what the nut can wait I'ma watch some memes intoxicated 21 year old screwed by life and that's hot Keep Calm you're on the fun side of the night of Trump's wall thanks senior frog I ordered one large pizza and when it came I don't know if it was a joke but literally nothing on it just the crust no Sauce Cheese toppings nothing Jess we would like to hear more about this order please contact us at blank with the details uh my bad family was high as hell no put the pizza upside down raid the Amazon rainforest with water guns only one going but we have millions going to area 51. damn Joker movie gets an official hard R rating movie races as hell harder than it looks the blind man saw you and ran off bitlife's a fun game kinda want to download it I'm downloading bit life again it went from kind of one and two to doing it in two seconds he's trying to find him she has mastered the area disguise I'd have straw I would have a struggle too man don't feel too bad made me in charge of my crap on 882 percent I mean hey nice work suck my you're writing that in some beautiful calligraphy my friend I'll do whatever you want with that kind of handwriting I'll just pay you ten thousand dollars the dangers of marijuana beds should look like beds I ordered this when I was high because I thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich it's not it's a bed and not the 150 Ice Cream Sandwich I wanted after I move I really want to get a used Roomba I love that you're adopting instead of buying from a breeder oh Italian it was it 30 I got a mouth inside my mouth I was a problem I forgot about it Japanese husband has gone 20 years without speaking to his wife since she replied to come in to his knock knock joke he heard it and just shut down is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room I've gotten in trouble for jerking getting one so but is it illegal I jerked off in a dressing room so do I sound like a lawyer to you yeah suicidal teacher hired Hitman to kill her but he fell in love with her instead swinging a Miss man 73 awaits sentencing for killing sleeping son and just in time for Father's Day look at all these knives oh look I'm reading the news article if you scroll in right under John McRae there uh he also used a knife to kill us to kill him POG I guess my collection of knives I found in rivers all free that guy's gonna get arrested for 17 murders he didn't commit this GoPro was swallowed by lava survived and recorded the entire thing we already know what that looks like useless information bro are you good I don't like this one I don't like man Burger finally some good old-fashioned pornography Thomas's iPhone wants to share a photo with me Bible man is watching me masturbate finally a proper audience I've seen the Reddit comment lest thou desire to look I just deleted should the Crave ah nay banish it last [Laughter] ER I reached on my neck fold and pulled out my lighter [Laughter] folds baby it's rancid oh like the size of any of these animals here especially that sheep it's looking all Shifty eye at me like I did something wrong why don't you just give up lying down in the woods and let the Moss reclaim you we am become dirt just give up it's a free toy I love obvious plant suitable for all ages unit fertilizer oh my God that's great the lovebird ripeness chart unripe almost ripe ready to eat and now it's getting mushy oh look at you wait no you're not you're not getting mushy you're unripe you got lots of time to grow 80s song lyrics huh I think I'd like to solve the puzzle and then he's just like go ahead and solve it and it's just it's just a whole song [Laughter] car impersonator I can impersonate any vehicle Honda Civic Honda Accord Kia Elantra Ford Mustang that's a premium impersonation I am appropriate for kids or adults too can do nude let me know if you want me to do it here's my number not my drug dealer don't say my name is anything sketchy okay man I got you me comes into the toilet the ocean 20 years later huh I'm looking for the man that birthed me where is mine father my name is Wallace you complete me yeah it looks like it when you're watching porn on your phone and someone's calling you I'm busy The Economist finally some good news for Puerto Rico in Daily Mail openly gay star murdered in Puerto Rico that's not good news at all actually storm R Kelly's house he can't pee on all of us he can't be on none of you he's in jail he won't be at home yelling penis every five upvotes in a school auditorium 25 000 people watching live Wowie the world's smallest PP our city is proud to have the world's largest TP someone vandalized the sign last night ow the toy for every good kid I just woke up now with a loud noise outside and there's a freaking plane in my street what's going on we wanted to say hello they've came to your house oh it's a pool party and you invited Jesus he's looking real longingly at that ball he wants it Nintendo confirms Yoshi's ability to throw eggs to defeat enemies as a pro-abortion stance he's pro-choice I like that about him looks like you forgot your Spanish lessons again you know what happens now intruder alert back door proceed with caution hey it's laforge Henry who needs a quote when you have a number in your name you got that right laforsche how can I dress you ah I know he's lived out his fantasy of recreating that photo grandmother prays for years a Lord of the Rings statuette she thought it was Saint Anthony I mean honestly same thing at this point hey are you okay Sandy nah you look like Scarlett Johansson really congratulations presented to you for being a freaking bruh you did it Catholics against seedless watermelons or seedless watermelons against Catholics I know what side of the fight I'm on problem solved doorbell screwed shout dang dong really loud guy orders custom sized 14.5 slipper company sends size 1450 instead and now he has a cute little bed Moby Dick has a different sort of vibe after you realize Ahab stands for a signed horny at Birth Captain Ahab unprompted enough of the whale freaking is non-consensual BS a humpback whale weighs 70 000 pounds is 50 feet long can dive more than a quarter mile and can Crush ships with a single swipe of its tail if a human manages to screw one you demo better believe it's consensual damn okay five stars noise canceling so not so funny story someone in the apartment unit above us got stabbed according to the cop who interviewed us the attacker rang the upstairs doorbell when the guy answered the attacker forced his way in and stab the guy you want to know what the scary part is I didn't hear a thing thanks to my amazing hyperx Cloud 2 headphones I got them on Amazon for 99.99 free shipping these things work as advertised probably the best noise canceling headphones I've ever owned 10 out of 10 would buy again you know if Turtles hates draw so much and explain this Leonardo I would strangle Buck clucked to death with my bare hands given the opportunity God I hate bucket cluck mmm tasty pigeon 45 minute standoff with tiger ends when a policeman realizes it's a stuffed toy all right boys wrap it up go home we're all fired okay uh where's Toyota the new Need for Speed game that's a real missed opportunity nah not there you can find our cars in GT Sport which doesn't promote illegal street racing nerds I threw up in the car and the Uber driver ate it all excellent service five stars I love this guy his name's Fido oh woo headlights on oh whoa before and after in only two weeks Robert lost two weeks GG's Robert dear police I am a white woman he got off on all charges McDonald's was originally owned by brothers dick and Mac just think you could have been enjoying a big D instead of a Big Mac you see I don't know why Lightning McQueen needs a couch at all who's it really for ah yes the Milkmen have had to step up Security in these recent events the Han Solo and Shrek dressed the same this is why this man has my vote he's right looks like you're Doug dimmer done partner gosh that guy has the mother of all hunchbacks he's horrifying I mean I guess I'll give him an A plus for creativity here but this is not even remotely a blessed image look at him he's so cute I wonder if he's gonna be just as boring in The Sims game as he is in real life the love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly oh it's the goose uh what's what's he doing there I'm really confused by this one please select a payment method credit card or octopus oh shoot I didn't bring my credit card oh oh this one gives me real weird feelings all across my body I do not enjoy it dang she is pretty handsome if I do say so myself hey Vsauce Michael here where are your fingers oh gee I don't know oh no I get the joke it's funny because he's the ginger bread man oh you clever boy is that what Bob the Tomato looks like on the inside all right the architect that designed those buildings is a little bit crazy and likes to live dangerously on other people's behalf what's Spider-Man looking for oh Uncle Ben's I'm gonna cry we are done I'm in love with your her sister now I'm typing this with a carrot right now I don't really see an issue here it's got some legs on him welcome all colors all Sexes all orientations all religions all cultures all abilities all ages all sizes except the Danish love lives here he's going to be a daddy I had a vasectomy three years ago I am not Bernie yeah well I don't believe you in case of fire please let out the turtle oh my God please I don't see what's so weird about this bubbles is just oh oh oh oh oh oh moving on whoa whoa whoa wait a minute is Greta using single-use Plastics hey uh your security dog is looking a little sick you might want to get him checked well according to this image the entrance to hell is a gas station how fitting oh my God I hate it I hate it that's all I can say it's a giant Pikachu full of smaller Pikachu wait a minute is that who I think it is I don't know why this guy looks so upset that's an awesome price for a big old bowl of bukaki is Facebook still tagging ghosts and images I knew mermaids existed I knew it I can't even imagine the arguments that would be caused because of the dice here and here we see the final moments of the lovely toilet paper family how tragic you know that train is super adorable and all of the extra blood stains on the front just push it right over the top up you're telling me after the Grinch died and rotted away he suddenly became obsessed with Christmas if you think nobody cares if you're alive try missing a couple car payments ah you like me as a friend yeah I'm gonna start crying but it's not because you only like me as a friend what the hell's going on there ah Apple's newest lineup the kova 20 and the kova 20 Pro I wonder how much they cost you know I think I can safely say that Hillary Clinton has always been my favorite anime character Hillary Clinton may be good at Yu-Gi-Oh but she ain't got nothing on old George Bush here the Australian Red Cross Blood Service do something special give blood oh that must be Dr acula's car oh oh I don't like this at all oh my God even the dog has the face gross I don't care how badly you need to park you let that dog take his nap and you leave him alone is this cosplay I mean technically it counts oh dang he must see someone Optimus fine you know what I'm saying have you ever been abducted by aliens yes did they let you steer ship yes how fast did you go I went weenie speed hey you gotta keep yourself awake somehow and sometimes coffee just doesn't cut it step two casually approach child what the hell is step three definitely not bees Shake vigorously before opening oh no not the bees ah it's the Great Value brand Robert frowney Jr do plants sneeze hypothesis plants probably sneeze experiment feathers pepper feet conclusion plants don't sneeze my favorite spice scale don't worry I'm okay so so hot too hot oh my God Frick what on the Kentucky Fried Earth is this I think I'm funny each year in the United States more than 8 000 parrots are convicted of murder soon it will all be clean I always knew there was something super Shifty about that guy just before you die swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels your cremation will be epic yeah now I just need to know know when and where I die man forget top secret I want to know what's in bottom secret only professional photo Shoppers will get this one oh it's toad oh oh oh guys guys I don't think that's the right place to be doing that right now guys read the room my bloodline ends with me the packaging that'll make you run out and buy another one super fast because it's absolutely horrifying I'm not gonna lie this bird is absolutely living everybody's best Life all at once oh no that boy is drowning The Lifeguard better spring into action sneaky little turd new massage technology try it oh I always wondered what was inside of those giant chairs oh my God the fight between Peter and the giant chicken is literally never going to end is it what is my purpose you hold the phone oh my God spending money again bro bro that's kind of cringe honestly I could use this type of demotivation in my life I don't I don't have anything to say about this one wow holy crap I think that's the highest stakes poker game I have ever seen in my life I don't know why but this one just makes me really sad put him back together damn it you best watch out this baby can hit you with a coconut from 1.3 miles away all hail the garlic because when you're here your family detention for Mr Ian Paul for saying hippity hoppity women are property Jesus Christ Ian what is your problem we are looking for graphic designer well no need to anymore oh my gosh it's William eyelash and the sexy bandana guy coming together to form uh man how the hell did the soul of a Chihuahua get stuck in that bread it's more horrifying to look at than Soul Sand home generators powered by come ah yes Earth's most vastly renewable resource looks like Morty was appropriately using his time in quarantine the trees are strong my Lord their roots go deep dang [ __ ] he's fine oh yeah the perfect Mother's Day gift oh my gosh this is actually a really horrifying transition can't wait for her next album find the halfling looks like Lucifer's got a bit of a front butt going on there oh no no no it looks like I came to the wrong neighborhood I apologize it's about time we started to recognize the true king of the sea you know that gave somebody a heart attack this is what I call making the best of your situation look at all these basic kids I'm with Betty being a taco would be way better hello my name is Tom Riddle I see you found my Nokia good luck destroying this horcrux oh yeah the story would have stopped dead right here get it on Google Play or even better get gay good girl swallow fight Eating Disorders oh oh no all right how am I feeling today tired happy grumpy despacito if God loves me why can't I get a big titty goth girl GF it's a question we all find ourselves asking my friend see this is just further proof that RTX is overrated as hell you make my heart go work wow it's amazing what they can do with technology nowadays just look at that this picture basically represents how I feel when I wake up from a dream where I'm falling oh again I see I've come to the wrong neighborhood apologies I will leave Sonic does not swear take drugs or harm the environment he likes to vape and praise the Lord you know resemblances like this make me thoroughly believe in immortality as long as you're rich I swear to God I've seen that thing in my drunken nightmares before he's actually really nice it's times like these where I realize there are so many people just light years ahead of the rest of us in terms of rational thinking save your family from boredom at ShowBiz Pizza save your fan Emily need a haircut not from you honestly I don't have anything interesting to say about this one either that poor woman hey no screw you man rain sounds that unfortunately include the frequent cries of my cat because she wouldn't shut up while I was recording this I'll take four please honestly the safest way to be traveling the world under quarantine how to live to be a hundred live to 99 then be very careful Welcome to Austin please die slowly you heard him and that's the law of the land Peppa Pig height seven foot Peppa's a unit compare that to Arnold at six foot two and Peppa is like the Great Khali towering over Rey Mysterio that's a that's a WrestleMania moment an artist has made glass shells for hermit crabs so he can watch what they're doing it's a pervert Yeah that pervy pervy artist just uh Chicken in on them crabs assault vehicle acquired he's on the hunt you better watch out listening to this from Australia oh it's so sick thanks for the support oh I didn't say I liked it or it was good sounds like crap idiot hi I'm PayPal's virtual agent to get started simply ask me a question I am still learning so if I can't help you I'll direct you to additional resources I got scammed great for the PayPal promise you will eventually get scammed may not be today may not be tomorrow but rest assured it will happen ah yes back to school this this is a funny American joke I love this one Lacy my favorite joke all right kids back to school time to grab your Kevlar your helmet in your Glock 15. come on man I'm gonna get to the algebra class with with the strap you see because I sure do beloved cat fired from his job at local public library followed by beloved cat will keep his job at the local library after International International backlash and then the end of this Saga Library Cat outlasts councilman that wanted him gone he lived long enough to usher in a new wave of cat-based Staffing I get I guess that's the battle of the century Captain America versus captain Mexico I am so ready Hey look it's peanut butter please stop this you're scaring my family yeah are you scared of being it butter ex Navy SEAL Bin Laden didn't surrender yeah but he's drinking out of an oh man creeper mug so who's really living life here Boomers learn to floss mom pick me up I'm scared my girl wearing cargo shorts look at all these guys love them girl your booty is pooping girl your booty is pooping girl your booty is pooping popping I'm sorry not pooping I mean unless you want it to be do you want it to be pooping she wins cosplay of the year not because she's wearing a boulder but because she's wearing a rock oh hi Carson it seems you've made it into another cursed blurst or blessed image thread bout to airdrop this image to some unsuspecting victims is that how you describe it Carson victims Carson's like a like a Cena bite when it comes to unsettling imagery a demon to some an angel to others I respected my brother found this at a flea market and it's just SpongeBob sponge doing it to him there's not a problem with that make some Krabby Patties and flex on the side help us make a bucket list leave a note an idea a plan but most importantly an adventure we promise to complete this list during our lifetime together it's a cute little wedding bucket list that's cute what about you sir what do you want them to do butt stuff I see I see oh you dressed up as Doodlebob and erased his leg that's cute you're going to detention son oh it's a cat dog and a dog cat love them did the face swap really work on that that's kind of impressive I've seen this image a thousand times over and it's not gonna lose its punch ever that cat is staring into his soul while he Slumbers injecting dreams of pleasure gumdrops and lollipops and I appreciate that kitty cat speaking of kitty cats cat with human ears for every human girl with cat ears you draw another one of me exists think about the consequences of your actions next time and that's what I was saying but no one wants to listen to me no no no you just make funny Reddit videos we cater any event wedding graduation horse funeral drug intervention Tuesdays horse funeral a quiet night alone return of gym anniversary of horse funeral come inside for a free consultation I like how the Tuesday Ginkgo Berg Tuesday like that's what I think of whenever I see the Tuesday all spaced out like that is Timmy's dad just cursing dinkelberg's name sure we'd support this cauliflower and kale burger from KFC this is literally that one burger from SpongeBob that almost killed the health inspector the nasty Steve Patty CEO you are now the CEO of racism can I step down a lot of people misuse the word chivalry I looked on the coat of chivalry there's only one part in there about respecting women the rest of it is medieval battle etiquette a week ago I didn't hold the door open for a lady and she said I guess chivalry is dead so I challenge her to physical combat turns out I'm the better chowster shory is alive but that woman is dead but he's just a gentleman [Laughter] Comfort Inn now pet friendly except for Bears we're not making that mistake again let my boy Yogi in he wants to stay at nine and a half congratulations you found Birdie the unfindable cow now time will collapse wait wait is that my prize for finding Bernie consent condom requires four hands to open making a powerful statement about consent unless you're my champ in which case well you should have tried harder wait is my champ two arms or forearms I think that's my joke nope it's my champ I was right I'm the best I know my Pokemon I'm the best [Laughter] crucifixes with super buff looking Jesus's they're always on to me like Dan did Jesus die for our gains as well nah he's just on that CrossFit I almost snorted tea out of my nose at work that's the price you pay wait is that Uncle Ben but he died in Spider-Man there's all like no Uncle Ben on the bright side you're gonna be delicious because it's rice diversity in the KKK the KKK has been a white only Organization for too long if you want more black people in the KKK sign to make it happen oh my God Dora what did you do foreign I don't know what she explored but Dora is now the Destroyer oh hey look it's Dr enderlin the veterinarian slash taxidermist either way you get your dog back ah thanks Dr enderlin that's weird man I saw this while driving and I almost crashed hey it's ooh Street Eminem as the supreme leader of North Korea is that right so in fact check that for me is that correct she's on Facebook Twitter Myspace and heroin well you know what they say social media is a drug my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom wait wait wait whoa hold on it just clicked whoa iPhone 7 32 gig locked but I have the finger more info PM me please what are you doing if these five guys show up to your party and it's uh five um gentlemen what do we do if they show up at the party put a lid on the drink sounds about right they all look under the age of 18 for 21. sorry the one right in the middle looks like he's like 17 and it really concerns me just something about it's not right especially with the implication of the Tweet what are you doing with these five guys show up to your party ladies and I'm like uh iding that is the correct answer here you're iding hey it's Joe the people follower tired of feeling alone no one watching or caring I'll follow you with a 10 foot guarantee I will not interfere in your life you will barely notice me but you will feel me Joe the peoplefollower.com this is my jersey I love to wear it when I go to play football soccer basketball and or baseball in this case it is based ball coming now to the mound is number 15 foot lettuce and I'm going to score a home run and my mom and papa will finally be proud this is the gaming room in our new apartment rate my setup hey look he's got a DS Hey look it's Gabe Garfield mmm lasagna and Dong gotta answers prayers a paralyzed little boy no says God hey yeah what you want man you the pizza guy you're the fuzz [Laughter] Bernie Sanders oh look at that that's the [ __ ] this Rhett you put that bag where it came from red that is not hair that is peanut butter missing pet and Craig is a black ant about seven millimeters long he is very friendly and likes people has a slight limp on his left middle leg answers to Craig craigie poo or cupcake sugar pie last seen on the walk up Mount Ainsley on 10 9 18. please contact me if you see my beloved pet and companion at blank gmail.com Craig is a domesticated Aunt with limited Wilderness survival skills as urgently be reunited soon Pewds when are you gonna show your true self we'll cross that bridge when we get there Bros oh wait a minute now see that's just one of the doc's Powers he helps you out and every person he saves he gets another arm bro what is my pilot doing he's playing Skyblock he's training don't you know that's pilot training pineapples you just failed the spelling pineapples why are you on the internet hey did you know pineapples grow on trees did you just misspell pineapples sorry autocorrected we're talking right now what the hell uh and he wipes his forehead don't wipe my forehead again [Laughter] the police depart oh that is cruel oh man please stop praying for my dad you are making him too strong he broke out of the hospital and the tranquilizers don't work gotta get out of this place no more princesses no more cashels it's a little dark toad don't you think just found out puzzle companies reuse the same stencils to cut out their pieces so that means I got a train horse when you have a Quidditch game in eight but have to fight the Soviets at nine that's what we call multitasking Hey look it's regular time and I never want to see that again dear Harvard College reject me if you are gay respawning in three two one connection error connection error that's silly I have to pay respects a makeup mirror for sale but who's that handsome little devil in the mirror do I get him for the Great British pounds as well or is that not included I turned down my graphic settings and make a PB and J but is it weird that I kind of want to try that because it looks neat like it's all smooth and in Chrome resumes August 31st resistance is futile you will be educated Senpai your equation is too big I never want to talk like that ever again oh well here we go security code what's this a security code Mr eraser I didn't know she was underage wait whoa what Mr eraser what are you talking about 18 inch giant shrimp-like creature pulled from Florida waters of course it's from Florida call me shrimp dog now bruh call me shrimp dong now bruh oh it's show and tell children what did you bring the cube the cube the cube the cube the cube no children please and look it's the American mixed Skittles but uh I think you messed up there Chief these spiders were the size of cats would they be less scary or more scary on one hand they wouldn't get into your house as easily but on the other hand once they're in there oh boy oh boy Channing Tatum on spiders is that a real quote Thank You for Smoking the Beckman Williamson funeral homes and Crematory of course it's in Florida of course it's in Florida now you get this toad out of here I never want to see him again use your demons to your advantage bring him up high a demon bring him up higher he has to get the top of the ceiling video games don't cause violence thanks Satan what do you guys say about that Elmo Elmo is the leading cause of that okay it's like the square with walu I think I found the square with Waldo oh I found it I found it it took me a second and I found it he's in the top right corner look at the look at there guys he's in the top right corner I found him this is a velociraptor framework place it has probably been six days since the last incident we missed you Pete Dodger crowbar's long extensions don't tell anyone I handed you this card with extended lungs you can scream longer breathe harder and brag about extended lungs this procedure is not legal but I will do it for you do not tell the police or my family seems like a real stand-up guy I don't remember that Crystal being a part of Jedi lore but hey I'm here for it I wouldn't wear it but it's still pretty dang funny oh uh okay that's gonna make me sick that's just disgusting I feel like his mask isn't quite as effective as it normally would be considering half of his face is sticking out of it just wait I'm calling it in like 10 years this will be a fashion trend for some strange reason also I feel like he's more likely to be using that Pokemon card before the condoms also the shirt come on that's just too easy oh look at that the wonders of life never cease to amaze me oh I'm not a fan arguably Will Ferrell's greatest role should have won an Oscar for this one yeah come on down get you a 15 piece bucket of conductive fried communism oh there's that dog again he's probably gonna whip around and cut all those guys heads off God that kid's Like a Torpedo holy cow [Laughter] look at their fat little stupid faces much like the common hippogriff trucks are proud creatures so you must bow in order for them to allow you to ride them but he had to go Incognito otherwise he would have been hounded by fans everywhere he went I think we've all been that high oh that irks me in ways I didn't know possible I'm not sure what this lady's drinking but could I get a couple shots of it for myself I'm not gonna eat that for many reasons but the main one is I don't want to be cursed for all of eternity oh my God how is there not a single person on her staff that would point out hey you probably shouldn't wear green oh come on you don't have to flex like that we get it you're rich I showed you my talents please respond yeah sorry I'm out of the loop on this one I don't get it all right next one oh my god well at least you could keep this one at Bay just by throwing cookies at it all day long oh oh if only it were that easy my friend I'm not familiar with this recipe the hex going on here what the hell is going on here oh that's a really really specific fetish and I'm not here for it stay over there available in Many Colors oh I want purple I'd like to congratulate covid-19 for surpassing 1 million cases worldwide you did it don't worry it's on its way to Diamond now smells like the Holy Spirit I got 20 bucks on the baby no the one on the left oh come on this is just wrong Netflix made a boss Baby series fly my son fly oh boy [Laughter] oh man that one messes with my head although I'm really disappointed that that train isn't 14 stories high now me every morning versus me 25 minutes later I have never ever ever seen somebody declare war on Sesame Street but woman you're gonna lose that battle 10 times out of 10. uh isn't nature beautiful look I've seen that show and I'm pretty certain Luigi would whoop all of them I mean he's always been the best anime character alright this is next level OCD and I am loving it what the heck is your problem ah there are so many things that are perfect about this I just don't have the time to Rattle them all off do you yeah it took me like six hours to get the shading done on your upper lip hey for real though way better than I can do way way way better than I can do hey it's him and oh oh no no no no no man he figured it out seems like the type of dude that probably shouldn't be within arm's distance of a freaking ax just back away slowly just back away slowly and apologize you might still make it out of this one alive dang who put the premium fuel in the duck when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see a duck explode run a red light now I dare you [Laughter] oh man that's how I smiled in some of my early school pictures I told my barber to give me a happy little accident he said say no more please touch only with your eyes thank you well she's not wrong Elon Musk genetically engineering cat girls in 2020. is that what he's been up to and just like that I don't need mail ever again I'm good I was gonna make a joke about how his girlfriend's a lucky lady but the more I look at this the more I realize that's just wrong remember if he throws up on that ride you die you know I always knew one of these days Isabelle was going to absolutely lose it like I get it but at the same time didn't that lamp absolutely crush and murder the eye I don't I don't think you thought that one out all the way through ah come on this one's just good fun I mean really what's there to dislike ah good old Snoopy hey wait a minute where's Woodstock in the second photo there's at least 104 ways to make a good sandwich and this is probably my new favorite way little did the officer know that turbo was actually very glad he was pulled over for just meeting because clearly he's absolutely High out of his mind remember before when I mentioned animals being more handsome than me well exhibit F man and who says those traps don't work ah look it's the first wireless mouse is this what God sees when he looks down on us from Heaven because that's probably why he stays up there and doesn't say much ah oh you know I'm not gonna touch this one with a 10-foot whip Facebook polls be like which Superman movie was your favorite and you know your creepy uncle is gonna vote for the one in the bottom left okay who are these guys what's up with these casket carrying dudes that I'm seeing everywhere I'm really confused you know what they say about really tall guys right yeah me neither oh well come shift me Daddy ah yes the new hit Nintendo switch game Pokemon gun this is one of those messes you should probably just roll with print out and hang it up on your wall and not say anything about it to any guests that point it out it's good to see that our men in uniform are cracking down on the leprechaun problem I'll see myself out smoke wheat dude heck yeah man pass the Triscuit I'm gonna light that crap up oh wait these are standard is that not the balsamic vinegar and basil flavor nah never mind then oh no something really really bad is about to go down in that Walmart now this is an unfortunate situation I can roll with yeah I'm just not a fan of what I'm looking at here for some strange reason it looks like some kind of monster from a video game just play fetch with a tennis ball like normal why do you gotta bring Satan into this look we all know dang well there is a parallel universe out there somewhere where this is how it works in hair salon are where you go to die sweep me into the trash Where I Belong you've heard of economy class you've heard of first class well Amtrak is proud to present Super Ultra Mega triple first class just take a look at it it's beautiful hey uh I hate to be that guy but you got games on your nails you know I'll be the first to say it it is still nice to see that Donald Trump's children can still find love you know the world has gone completely and utterly crazy when a house can be listed on a sex offender registry God I hope she was okay with this look at that smile look at that creepy a-hole man architecture back in the day was just so stunningly beautiful I mean look at the detail there ask me to say pika pika again go ahead ask I swear to God if those chickens get packed in any more dense it's gonna cause a black hole to appear oh God we see what you're up to Sony you can't fool us how re-establishing the Soviet Union can bring back disco sponsored by McDonald's we're loving it don't even at me if you don't drink tea okay more like saw three oh my Peppa what the heck are you and your friends up to these days uh a classic I'd still absolutely love to know the story behind this and what he had to say about it fun fact that's the exact spot where Jesus was crucified except nowadays while you watch the crucifixion you can have yourself a tasty burger got some rare things on sale stranger man Leon would be so confused man Thor got an entire city with that one mad impressive oh hey it's good to see after thousands of hours that dude's pulling his weight for once oh my gosh man there's something wrong with your dog is there still somebody inside him like piloting him or is he kind of a sentient version of a TIE fighter there's all sorts of ways we can spin this giving a whole new meaning to the term Egghead I see oh suddenly all the mistakes I made in my life don't make me feel as bad ah stupid sexy creeper this better not awaken anything in me real talk though I want that I want that real bad oh God normally this wouldn't creep me out but those eyes are something else dude now this is pretty creative I'm assuming Dr Pepper is a medic oh man this is just gonna cause all sorts of other Mysteries surrounding those stupid heads corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures are the same picture they knew exactly what they were doing this must be what someone who boils water in the microwave looks like ah it's bad oh whatever oh holy crap it's big brain time oh ain't that just the cutest little thing also ooh it's gonna be the first time in history we're gonna be hearing about an alien that probed someone from the inside out you know up until today I didn't really think of Kermit as a sexual creature But Here we are now my day's ruined as well ah nothing to see here it's just standard sibling hazing procedure you know you're having a bad time when even stuffed animals are getting a little bit more fun than you oh those are really cute I get it I get it I'm sure you guys won't regret those in like a week and a half at all hey whoa dude why are you spraying Isabelle down leave her alone she's got a hard enough job as it is looks like they didn't quite realize just what type of games he was wanting to play oh see I used to work for UPS and they had this exact thing up on their wall you don't lift with your back you live with your legs significantly better for the body oh oh that's just about the best prank I've ever seen no [Laughter] no seriously in passing I would not notice a difference marlin look away now it was then that Marlon forgot about his son Nemo the end sometimes kids are terrible sometimes they're genuinely hilarious put your dukes up put your dukes up you tiny furry rat I got 10 bucks on the cat that's how they dress in Japan right oh look it's me I don't have a joke for this one that's that's just me finally someone with serious taste in art blow it up even larger and hang it over the fireplace hey Donald what you got there oh no no no no oh man out of all the images I've looked at this one creeps me out the most it's making my skin crawl slowing up a classic game boy get the DS flash screen exactly as God and that wait there's a second screen on there laughs now I'm surprised I didn't even realize that for the hottest second I was like nothing wrong with that until I realized there's a second screen how would that work actually I'm intrigued by that Cath looks against seedless watermelons versus seedless watermelons against Catholics the battle of the century and you know what I'm ready have you seen this cat take one if you have now this Subway is telling people to eat next door Subway eat fresh hi we're fresh Chinese takeout we should start referring to ages levels because I'm at level 43 sounds cooler than just being an old person uh my son died at level four Noob that's the only birthday cake I ever want in front of me when I turned 21 this year my mom and pop better give me a birthday cake of Shrek taking a bath this man ate my son and I'm voting for him oh sweet Lord have mercy this is the worst thing I've seen all day but I've been getting no no no no no but me've been getting it transposes perfectly onto Duane's face looks like a real person almost how to stop your gambling addiction you could just Google search it but just one last rush I'm feeling lucky you're so happy look at you you've you've matted your fur down with all the dirty water and you're just so happy about it that's adorable speed limit 30. your speed let's find out the high score is 94. hey a cinnamon bruh for one dollar bruh moment you know I see these in Florida all the time if you wear the Crocs we get alligators here but the Crocs they're kind of an invasive species and just a terrible fashion sense is what uh what caused this infestation uh dingo ate my baby he better get him back can you grab a card on the way home my co-worker's mom died adios what the frick is wrong with you adult video Jesus is watching good to know you have a loyal customer aluminum water 73 aluminum it will make you strong like metal a drink for all ages including baby but warning better drink that bad boy slow this is freaking amazing Netflix pulls a kids show after finding a huge hidden to the mayor of the bee production company now on a global hunt to find the dong artist higon Rogue a myth mende Valley I am not a myth I am a legend you know what that's kind of cute he's kissing the I can't get enough of this girl's face on the far right dude she's screaming me leaving Area 51 with the other 98 of milk and oh my God your bones have gotten big and strong the entire Bee Movie but nothing just straight up piracy you know what I can respect that do not use blade to open but I'm a bad boy I do what I want man says his threat to blow up the bathroom had nothing to do with a bomb he was just talking about dropping a big old dookie oh the Naruto boy is coming down hot you better watch out have you all been remembering to boil Pepsi before drinking it this is something you've been doing every time you consume our product right please please tell us you've been boiling Pepsi before you consume it I haven't been boiling it my kids and I love it cool out of the can you've been giving Pepsi to Children two things I need today is youth to know anything the government says is propaganda and 99 of vegetables taste better roasted you spelled boiled wrong my apologies anything the government says is boiled is that better damn how hot is it to spell Brandon at Starbucks oh my cup it says call 9-1-1 there is someone under the counter with a firearm who cares really it's not my name sorry spell Brandon people with these cars can easily Steal Your Girl oh yeah ain't that the truth I don't like this one one bit you take that piece of paper off that kitty catter so help me God I'll come over there Hillary's entire Hit List just went public you'll never guess who's number one rest in peace Chumley you will be missed he was number one Kanye West scores 106 points against wheelchair basketball team and charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs he was the best player apparently pull up to pick up your movie date and she comes out like this what you doing making Jack a jack you got Wonder Woman and there he is burying on himself The Flash and look at him he's doing his superpower going real fast and Speedy I like that about I like that he's showing off his his progress spread cheese on this broke cracker hey man whatever you say these feathery seats won't shut the frick up a book hey libtards if you really want 15 an hour instead of flipping burgers maybe try what I did have your dad give you 150k a year job at his oil drilling company as long as you agree to stay off pills deadly waves at any time you heard the sun Jacques what are you doing the reason we need Medicare for all boils down to this a point of Health Care System should be to keep people alive and healthy not to make billions of dollars in profits for gritty health insurance companies if you truly cared about every American's Health both agendas you would use your socialism to get everyone a Dodge Ram during trucktober for zero percent APR financing it's truck month do you know this man appeared in my hot tub five days ago has been there since does not talk or move or blink at night his eyes glow red if you have any info or advice for us please call this number I can't seem to get rid of this man how'd you get that helmet on buddy it's all scrunched inside of it Fernando Robinson dads like boomerangs I hope Shrek's 18 years old hey Daddy will you be my new donkey we're gonna move to your swamp hell yeah you got onions lots and they won't be the only thing making you cry tonight oh my God the entire population of Russia is now playing Don't Starve Together that's the joke Easter Island Earth Stonehenge Ayers Rock the Moon own as an engineer your buildings are like your children hit them to make them work harder you got something to say to me Del conagar experience Cornelius C Cornelius fifteen dollars touch Cornelius 18 feed Cornelius 25 experience Cornelius this Sunday at the Maple Center this is fake anime swim it's a mod is fortnite actually overrated Plato Aristotle and Socrates r slash free speech sent you a message you've been banned from participating in our slash free speech hey wait a minute hey gang I'm ordering 14 worth of soda and nothing else for my little local dominoes I'm thorsty your order is in the oven majikiwis put your order in the oven at 2 47 pm he better freaking not have I love my family my I love God my family my president and my country I have high blood pressure that's um I'm sorry it's my man playing video games on a typewriter I like this guy he's got guts Dr Mario and Dr Luigi diagnose Sonic and Knuckles with the Thousand-Year gay and I'm so sorry Sonic kids Creations first name George age 75 name of creation Jesus oh look at him you missed a call from Grandpa God hey I got a call from Grandpa okay what's in the box oh dear lord dude that graphics card is a little messed up now I mean at least it's working I guess big dip in the middle of your screen that muffin is looking awfully like a hamster someone baked a hamster into my muffin I hate this city I thought I got a ticket but instead somebody left the corn on the cob on my windshield it says it hentai jumping off buildings how high is too high ma'am how did you break your arms did you find out how high was too high oh Christopher tinker's got a bounce if he wants to taste that honey please receive Christ remember the Teletubby son this is her now hottie the way and that's some Sirens blaring for you sonny how the freaking sub a bully unreal just walk away from the screen like bro close your eyes thanks Tyler Jack Black and Jack White finally team up to record a song as Jack gray you know I skimmed through the video that this was about did he actually make a song Because that'd be dope the infinity War jigsaw puzzle it's Spider-Man when Nature bites all you gotta do is bite back she's got the right idea Mr Krabs is now in a three-course meal Squidward is now freaking unemployed looking at me completed the puzzle that's cute we should say that Patrick's day was killed by a landmine today in Afghanistan precious Beast to a hero hi five-year-old world would do that can I get some coochie 489th Bomb Group get Larry some coochie everybody we got married going to get my divorce papers why my love doll is better than a real woman my love dog gave me a urinary tract infection nice Malaysia father I crave chatter please won't bring me cheddar I wonder how Mike was asked he cries he's out of both sides of the iron just right down the middle oh look at him look at all these tiny men hentai's illegal you get it out of here right now you get your you get your hand you get your hentai anime babe out of my out of my Christian Minecraft server this instant change.org make Shrek of the national bird 75 000 have signed let's get to 150k penguin of the month naughty Mr Mac stealing his girlfriend's fish even though she is predominantly blind good Dora voluntarily coming to be weighed on way day love me Dora she's a good little penguin what does la Mao mean lick my Tony Chan come eat this booty like a buttercup actually I have a peanut allergy but I kind of like rice cakes do you like rice cakes no inside Willy Wonka's chocolate factory everything you see in this room is edible everything look at Willy's fat wagon Willy under his breath everything the guy next was on this flight straight up brought a plain dodecahedron as his personal item so these two girls are having a great night and just mittens in the back taking it all in speaking of taking it all in there's Putin with a cat girl the Bible reading the condescending Voice by a 14 year old atheist all on tape so you read about reasons to live what's on the book oh buddy you're reading the wrong book there's plenty of reasons to live for you you big Lego big LEGO boy U.S Paralympics team refuses to stand during Star-Spangled Banner there he is the shrine and a disciple praying to the god exactly what the king would have wanted the reverse card in play this ride only stops in an emergency crying is not an emergency sad news from the YouTube Community Jake Paul was found alive in his apartment I don't wish death on nobody now this however is going to end poorly the colonel and Ronald meeting yet again how much sawdust can you put in a Rice Krispie Treat before people notice the answer may shock you here I sit broken-hearted come to shed but only farted I once took a dump in this stall so thick and so firm it stood tall it balanced on end that turd did not Bend but fell over and scraped my left bull poetry is beautiful sorry I slept with your girlfriend bro here's a 32 pack of yogurt I hope this can make up for it we'll see pedophiles love this sign slower speeds just give perverts more time to stare at kids sure if you support raising the school zone speed limit to 80 miles per hour to keep our children safe that's a cause I can get behind guys if you receive a link that says nude pictures of Thanos don't click it it's a virus that puts an eggplant between everything you type uh friend told me that if you click more it Stacks gamer beats stage four cancer now he's going to stage five new world record never done before Speed Run what is this you gotta talk down to everyone just because you want a game of Trivial Pursuit perhaps that's just my phone I have it set on vibrate isn't that your phone John hey yo you ever seen an uncircumcised truck now you have I love families that's adorable man woman it doesn't matter alien night baby whatever just wash your hands please you know I don't have a problem with this face swap this is exactly what every face swap should be would you like some heroin how precious I'll take your whole stock do you want beef tonight at 6 p.m who the frick is this you want to throw down I'll screw you up it's Grandma I got a new phone ah Yoda gets assassinated at political rally but he recovers from his political assassination because you can't take down the green God himself and that brings us to the end of our slash blurst images and if you like the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music] [Applause] thank you

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Length: 57min 31sec (3451 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 24 2021