Cringe Kardashian House Tour

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BAE's us if you're listening give us the chip yeah give it give it give it give it give you give me I like to you know everyone calls him Jeff Bezos but you know his last name all is a double entendre you know its meaning in Spanish for us no for kisses oh so I like to call him Jeffery kisses Jeff Bezos no hey let's call him yeah yeah Jeffery kisses yeah I like that Jeff Jeffery kisses yeah yeah based on me mr. Beasley's okay anyway no I'm gonna mute this so bro so typically you know a celebrity walk walks you through the house and they tell you about this all this mundane and rich [ __ ] yeah or it's endearing and you're like oh as a regular person so you know um Kourtney Kardashian did what the rest of them do and she did it with green screen with just still images of her house no way reading from a script now now watch the if you're on audio you'll get the vibe watch the [ __ ] pacing on this this is the craziest [ __ ] I'm just gonna let it run for a minute okay this is real this is real man he's got 4.3 million views bro just wait one second what date was this so this isn't even quarantine this is she just did it was four years ago four years ago but why didn't they just go to her house okay weird yeah just let it rip at you ready it gets weird yep Kardashian and these are three rooms in my home my name is Moulton Lawrence Bullard and I'm the interior designer we're gonna check out eight to seven things in these rooms first of all we're gonna check out exactly 87 things I said I was gonna let it play but I just got exactly 80 70s in this house now do when you hear that what do you think they're gonna talk about what 87 things pick one that you think they're gonna discuss just the tiles on the floor okay what's another what's another thing you think architecture the okay how they designed it a furniture yeah why they chose it come to my entryway frame doorknob and lock in front to home my mirrors our vintage Belgian Kendall Mira in dog I'm not frame above a light fixture vintage found in parents are not shape or bear so that this table was custom-made for me by an artist in Venice California James DeWolf made of concrete what's with his voice dude why is it why is the audio so bad dude this feels like a [ __ ] QVC segment yeah and bro how much he doesn't give a [ __ ] you now he's ad libbing all this [ __ ] death tamal is me bad guy in Venice Jean Cousteau fortified wood and refurbished steel I will say she sounds like that all the time no she does he sounds like she doesn't give a [ __ ] about anything ever I know and I know that's the meme for her but I mean to just the juxtaposition of like her reading from the script yeah why when sable was designed to me designs for me from an artist in Venice California great next line these store handles are super good for opening the store awesome Courtney next line this kitchen table it's made of metal I love having sex with older women she's like the same give grandma some good dick it's like the same that's the architecture all the pieces and then just one of them yeah I love any sectional or one death plant Brad this fit I got this book from my dad's house Japanese greens add some life christine lee ultra stools why is this voice stereo in both of my ears I don't know and I don't know why like this is hilarious instead of it this is it's just so like if you come in here you can't film it you can take pictures of stuff but don't you [ __ ] dare ya film anything yeah yeah yeah wait watch this attempt at a joke goodness all of this resting on a limestone you nailed one what tiles and the thing yells on the floor and I love having my kids toys everywhere [Laughter] don't brushed stainless Dookie just hit with maybe it's funnier to me though then it is but just like how hyper-focus this [ __ ] is you're like oh man I can't wait to see this house grapes Venetian shipped in from Rome okay that's not really what I was thinking yeah yeah I don't the grapes sink head dude this is like shopping with your parents like an Ikea when they're like oh we need a new flight for the yeah this and that you're like it's also it's also like how much is missing from the normal series where they actually go to the houses and they the people lead them through the [ __ ] like this is such a bad attempt at just hacking it together you're hacking it together with an you know single leave a mix of blood spray skulls in covenant gift it to cool nice nice sick flex gifted to cool me gets a [ __ ] about how how much it was or where they got it it's gifted to code names do cool play Confucian look here we go let's get one more even though some of it is out of season she said quirky man ah she's so quirky Bollywood saw a [ __ ] tea kettle oh man I gotta say though that's a sick kettle maybe I shouldn't say is in the cups right there look at that maybe I shouldn't say this is great a cringe but it just it it killed me this whole segment killed me yeah I mean it's just it's just more of this let's see if there's anything else in there from sulu term still range another with red knobs and williams-sonoma spices [ __ ] serious williams-sonoma spices why are you flexing that that's not even a flex we can all get that right now I need that the most asinine flexes yeah but does your stove have red knobs I can paint them [ __ ] yeah jokes unbelievable I was joking about there's some grapes and they actually showed artichokes in a porcelain bowl I was [ __ ] kidding and they did a tear fish ulta jokes in a porcelain bowl that's how I have that at my place who did they make this for yeah like someone's suffering in a [ __ ] underdeveloped country yeah look at what we have we have stoves with red gnomes and food what a weird flex we have better food than you yeah fresh vegetables from the local farmers market great simple single oh no wow they actually did it dude I promise you I didn't know that they're Amish do I only watch about a minute of it I got up to the [ __ ] what did I get up to it was like um it was it was like right around the [ __ ] a sink head is where I tapped uh how is that a constant like design I was at like a major design feature of this house grapes and a porcelain bowl and artichoke in a porcelain bowl you think like when they forget to when whoever the housekeeper forgets to replace and she's like grapes dude imagine being the architect me email you oh yeah Architectural Digest is gonna do a segment according so I was like oh wow that's really awesome I'd love to give and like know the designer is gonna handle it he's like oh alright I mean you don't really like make the house but I guess yeah and he's just highlighting all these [ __ ] things yeah I picked out these other jokes that's more contributions to the house Chloe got me this Kelly worse level for my birthday the kids and I love to pick oranges from our tree maple cutting boards custom steel door frame a Toki door from the previous owner no wait there's a doggie door from the previous owner that's so interesting oh those really good timin Eric yeah it really does just do be so funny if they started just going into like weird just bunched up toilet paper from that's what Becca did on the SNL did a parody of this and it was actually kind of funny BEC was doing that Shay like he goes in he's like yeah this is um a window there's like tape this tape on tape on it there's a piece of tape on there then it cuts like that bad bad there's another window there's my neighbor's blue car this is like a thing this is a pile of paper you guys ever have paper and he's like you don't know yeah and um that's so good cuz that's really what it is no it is what it is it's just everyone's house so it's just if there's some random [ __ ] here that I haven't moved for two years and that's just gonna stay there forever and I don't even know what the [ __ ] it is couple bills I love when they come across something that's really expensive and they don't know how to explain it without coming across like an [ __ ] yeah yeah exactly again this is a how do I say this um it's custom steel made by kids and it's like kind of illegal but the knife is like so sick and it cuts really cool yeah yeah to come to the celebs defense yeah it would be hard to be Aaron Paul and describe his fireplace yeah I'm really proud of that fireplace and you paid a lot of money for it how do you not describe that like a [ __ ] yeah that's that's probably his tone is less imported from Spain I'm sorry he was it was a [ __ ] [ __ ] to get here and we finally got it here and I paid so much money I have to [ __ ] tell you that it was imported from Spain alright so what so if I can sue me that's that's everyone's misinterpreting his tone that's his whole tone is like reluctance it's not trying to be an [ __ ] yeah you know it and the [ __ ] he's like he's sitting there like quietly like did you guys just ask about like like what her favorite like hiking trail is or something or like about the trees yeah yeah baby we don't know the prompts like you keep picking like the [ __ ] hardest thing in the room could be the producer being like this is a great fireplace tell us about this he's like oh yeah you know we'd like to have marshmallows no no the stone like where'd you get it yeah okay it came from Spain I'm Spain how did you get it you know it's just you know it's it's it's just good a charter a custom Airbus that deals specifically with moving the cargo plane this type of stone because it's like religious and the local government doesn't let you have it unless it's transported by this particular airlines are the only one sanctioned by the Pope to move this stone can we just talk about something else I love paper on the [ __ ] table you want to know about this yeah oh is this tell us about this oh [ __ ] that's an offer it's a hot damn it's an offer for a new show I can't talk about that we'll talk about it but what could you give the fans just like a little what's the fee doesn't be so you're making it like I'm not trying to talk about this stuff but yes it's 64 million dollar than his girlfriend keeps trying to bail him out when she's like oh you know it's um he let's talk about this this is Aaron's favorite checkerboard that we bought from a local man for $10 he's a yes yes I love sitting here playing checkers with her in the morning when we eat breakfast this is such a great view did this hiking trail and river come with the property she's like well not not per se it had to be built their their custom but we he's like we [ __ ] did it we did it wait custom whatever and we wanted a custom hiking trail so we contacted the city and we got our own but but you know the land people in Utah told us or NIDA hoe told us that this would have happened anyways through erosion and stuff so we were just speeding speeding it up yeah so is anyone else will had to walk on it No oh is that bite we paid to have it to be to ourselves got it yeah they're gonna love it perfect that's a wrap thank you so much Aaron [ __ ] that's why Courtney did it this way she's like I'm not looking like an [ __ ] yeah pick the most boring things in the house what's your favorite things I love the artichoke what else the grapes are cool yeah now that I think about it I'm an [ __ ] because I watch this and I expect them to be humble but it's like how can they be yeah I know how can they be yeah when you're just when you're everything in your place is riches fun oh when it's all of its absurd yeah you know and and they kind of [ __ ] you know this is this is Dateline for celebrity possessions okay you know they're taught they're chatting it up with the producers I can't we just want to know about your houses it's gonna be totally cool just totally just totally calm just you know just me and you it's gonna it's gonna be cool it'll hang you know maybe we'll film it who knows we just do a little segment is like okay yeah for sure oh come on no come through no and then Aaron Paul goes walking up the driveway they let him in and then boom the cameraman come out of the grass the plants Chris Hanson comes flying in said why don't you so so Aaron tell us more about how you got this car why don't you take a seat and then tell us about the scene do your friends know that you import your seats do your fans know that you import your seats oh no I don't really well how about you tell them over here we have a camera over here anyway hmm it's kind of funny what if they bring back Dateline what Sean Evans is the host all right Mike you've made it through our pedophile questionnaire camera here camera there say whatever you're working on tell me what you're working on you got 20 seconds I'm innocent I didn't know you

Channel: TMG Podcast Highlights

Views: 1,942,982

Keywords: tmg, cody, ko, noel, miller, comedy, comedians, funny, jokes, lol, long, form, conversation, radio, podcast

Id: Wvp-sfOqjLQ

Length: 16min 35sec (995 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 03 2020