r/Entitledparents Insane Mom Tries To Poison A Bride At Her Wedding!

welcome to our slash entitled parents where an entitled mother tries to poison her own daughter on her wedding day our next reddit post is from adventurous al bit of a backstory my periods are insanely painful i've been hospitalized because of them so when i was around 15 my dad and my stepmom were going to a barbecue for my stepmom's brother i don't remember the occasion but it wasn't for anything big they asked me to come along and i told them i didn't feel so great so i was gonna stay home they left and about two hours later i fell to the floor in complete pain my parents were still out and my dogs found me on the floor my pitbull stayed next to me while my boxer ran around looking for someone i texted my dad telling him he had to come home but he didn't answer so i texted my grandma hey grandma i think i started my period do you have any painkillers of course i do i'm out shopping right now but i'll drop them off once i'm done here okay thank you about five minutes later i get a call from my stepmother the conversation goes as follows why did you text your dad that because i'm laying in the floor in pain and i can't get up why can't you get up i'm on my period and this pain wouldn't stop unless i stayed curled up in a ball like this ugh fine we're coming home but don't ever text your dad with that again then she hung up i waited about 15 minutes for them to arrive home my dad picked me up and carried me to my room my stepmom got me some painkillers a heating pad and told me to sleep she was mad at me for the rest of the day and wouldn't even look at me the next day we meet my biological mom and my dad tells her everything that happened my mom and i decided to start looking into birth control we found out that i can't have the pill because i have epilepsy so we heard about an implant that was still in testing and how it wouldn't have any side effects so we went with that one i told my dad and my stepmom that i got birth control to help with my periods and my dad was happy then my stepmother said well i hope you know that means you can't go sleeping around with everyone i sat there in shock that she said something like that in front of my dad i'm demi-sexual which means that i have no sexual attraction towards people that i have no emotional bonds with so random stranger hookups were out the window around dinner time i still couldn't stop thinking about what she said my dad knew that something was troubling me and said she didn't mean it you know that's not how she meant it to come out i believed my dad of course which was mistake number one when dinner was finally served my stepmother kept giving me dirty looks and looked at the food like i gave her a severed human head to eat did op make any of this she made everything except the vegetables my stepmom then proceeded to only eat the vegetables like i'm gonna give her some sort of disease because i'm on birth control i ate about half my food and cleaned up my dad apologized for but i didn't believe it is this lady dumb enough to think that birth control is contagious what is she thinking our next reddit post is from 1b witch of the woods i'm a 38 year old woman i have a great career a loving boyfriend great pets and friends i have never ever wanted kids five years ago i ended a relationship with a man named jason who i thought one of the same things that i did we'd been together for two years we'd travel together read comics play video games and do all kinds of fun things i'd always been honest with jason that i never wanted kids he told me he didn't either then in the summer of that year i began to notice changes in him he would talk about how great our friend's kids are he tried to get me to spend time with his nephews even though i wasn't close to them he also began talking to my parents way more than usual then one evening he said he wanted to have dinner with my whole family i found this a bit strange as i don't often spend time with my family but for him i agreed we were having dinner my parents brother and sister were there then he dropped a bomb on me he got down on one knee and said i love you i want you to be the mother of my children the first thing that came out of my mouth was what the actual f we hadn't talked about getting married much less kids i never wanted kids and i wasn't ready for marriage i took him to another room to ask him what the heck he was doing he dropped another bomb and told me he had been talking to my parents about us getting married and starting a family let that sink in he talked to my parents not me about our future he said he had asked my dad's permission he said he had asked for my dad's permission before he asked for my consent i was furious all this was obviously meant to pressure me into saying yes my mother being nosy walked right into the room we were in and asked what was wrong and why i hadn't said yes i told her and the whole family that they had to leave when they left i tore jason a new butthole i asked him how dare he assumed that i was gonna marry him and have kids with him when i made it very clear that i did not want those things he told me that he was hoping that i would grow up and want something meaningful he had the gall to act like i was the bad person in all of this i threw him out the following day i ended the relationship for good my parents were pissed at me my mom cried about how she'd been looking forward to getting grandkids from me and how i'd let her down my siblings also told me that i made a huge mistake by letting such a nice guy go my dad actually told me to apologize to him their behavior told me that my desires and consent didn't matter to them one bit they just wanted me to follow the same life script that they did till today i haven't forgiven them mostly because they still think that they and my ex were rights my current boyfriend and i have been together for three years he and i share the same passions and he had a vasectomy so i feel much more secure when he says he doesn't want kids my parents and siblings are no longer a part of my life i hardly ever call or see them and i'm happier for it i never spoke to jason again though he did try to reach out to me he maintained contact with my parents for some time hoping that they'd forced me to change my mind i still believe that what he did was scummy to say the least but i bear him no ill will and i hope he's happy it sounds like opie's family needs to learn an important lesson your kids are your kids not your property our next reddit post is from brigadoon rose fall so this is a story about my sister-in-law's mother that happened just over 8 years ago the cast for this story is alice who's my sister-in-law helen who's alice's mother and our entitled mother ron who's alice's husband and my brother and fred and george who are two of my older brothers to set the scene the wedding was set to happen on a farm run by my aunt rose this farm is set up to be photo ready for weddings and events that people wish to have there it comes with a hefty price tag for a rental and aunt rose donated the venue in the on-site lodge to ron and alice as a wedding gift aunt rose's kids also donated their time to clean and set up the venue and her husband donated his cooking ability other family members provided the ingredients and there wasn't a whole lot for the bride and groom to actually pay for the wedding dress was made by alice her sister and two of our cousins the most expensive thing the pair purchased were the rings most people would be happy to spend so little for a wedding but the mother of the bride was a problem from day one she had to have her say in everything it's just no one listened it wasn't her day it was alice's day she got progressively more angry as the family went with alice's choices and not her ideas alice got to design everything including the wedding cake due to her allergies alice didn't want to have any coconut on her cake pretty straightforward request right she had plans for a beautiful naked cake decorated with berries in a very nature based look my family adored alice but it was very clear that without needing to say anything we all tuned out her mom ellen and her terrible demands alice had ordered sunflowers in an array of orange and yellow roses and other flowers they arrived before the rehearsal dinner and were put in the walk-in fridge to keep them looking good for the following day helen got very emotional when she saw the flowers that night my older brother fred said that he had a bad feeling in his gut when helen went off just before the rehearsal started he wasn't able to stop her or catch her in the act but she had gone to the kitchen and snapped the heads off the sunflowers helen didn't want sunflowers in her daughter's wedding photos to not stress out the brighter groom fred sent out a text message to the family that had supplied the flowers he explained that he'd left a rehearsal about six minutes after helen head and found the sunflowers all beheaded the family members agreed to replace all of them and come over extra early before the wedding with the needed flowers crisis one averted however while fred was dealing with the sunflowers i was dealing with another crisis altogether helen was standing off to the side of the event after finishing the meal she was on the phone and like my brother i felt a feeling of wrongness in my gut so i wanted to listen in she was talking on the phone to her husband alice's stepfather she was saying what a great surprise this would be for alice and how excited alice would be to see her stepfather i stepped into helen's personal space and told her point blank that if that man showed up he would be leaving with more holes than god intended helen scoffed at the thread until she saw the look in my eyes she told her husband she would call him back before hanging up she told me that she could invite her husband after all it was thanks to him that alice even met her future husband alice would be so thrilled to have him walk her down the aisle instead of alice's own father it was only right after all right who wouldn't want someone who abused them so badly that they ran away and got rescued by a stranger to show up at their wedding i looked over my shoulder and made eye contact with my other brother george he sensed the brewing trouble and responded in the only way that george ever responds he brought her a fruity sweet drink and asked if there was a problem she drank down that drink as she told him her woes of how i was so cruel to her he patted her arm and took her off to the side where he proceeded to keep her glass very full i went and warned my uncle to shut the gate prior to the wedding and when he found what was going on he insisted that he would keep one of his sons by the front gate just in case the party was winding down as the bride and groom separated for the evening george kept filling up the woman's glass talking to her as if he was sympathetic to her woes the drunker helen got the more she's spilled she admitted that she destroyed the sunflowers because they're such an ugly flower and my daughter doesn't know better however around rank 4 she admitted that she'd fixed the stupid cake that she'd seen in the fridge george acted like he hated the cake as well to get out of her what he could and she told him that she had wanted a coconut cake the one thing that her daughter was badly allergic to it turns out she had bought a few tubs of coconut frosting from the store and spread it all over the base cake layer it was around 3am when this revelation came out george kept flying her with drinks as he let her towards the room she was staying in he told the family by a text to check the cake immediately once george got her into her bed with the plan to just let her sleep through the morning wedding she blabbed about how bland the food had looked and she'd made it all better then she passed out without further explanation all the food was being inspected by the family as aunt rose her husband and the kids set out to work with the siblings to fix everything the cake needed to be remade the poorly spread coconut frosting had completely ruined the cake family members were woken up while the bridegroom and wedding party were left alone to sleep george said he would keep an eye on helen and fix things with her husband he was gonna send the man somewhere completely different from the wedding venue the family came together with 12 cars leaving the ranch to go out for various replacements there was a berry hunt at four in the morning new fish new bread being made a new order of steaks being tenderized and marinated along with a dozen other things one of my cousins was digging up new sweet potatoes while his wife and son gathered fresh eggs cars came and went all night i told alice her mother was sleeping off a hangover while she was getting dressed for the day and she accepted that rather quickly she had been told by some of her family that she just had to invite her mom as she tugged her stockings up alice told me she couldn't believe her wedding was here she was getting to marry her prince charming and she was trying not to cry before getting her makeup done helen missed the wedding despite her sister and her other daughter trying to wake her up for it i'm glad to say that alice was in the dark about what happened on her wedding day until she came back from her honeymoon and you might be wondering who told alice what helen had done why helen herself helen screamed at her daughter the first day they returned from the honeymoon and told her how disappointed she was with the wedding that she slept through she wanted alice to dress in her wedding dress and take photographs with her mother and her stepfather alice's husband put a stop to that real fast there was no way her stepfather was ever coming nearer again helen was blocked and alice tried to figure out what all happened in those wee morning hours we told her and everyone came forward and explained what they did that night while she was asleep alice thanked us and the next day her husband told everyone at the family get together that she couldn't understand how he'd been so calm about it on rose told her that in a crisis you can't lose focus make a plan follow through and things will work out all right alice took that advice to heart alice is a wedding planner now and she acts as a stone wall for brides against their mothers or any influence besides their husband it's their day and that's it everyone else can shut up and listen to the bride and groom that was our slash entitled parents and if you like this content check out my patreon where i publish extra episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Published: Mon Jan 25 2021