r/Entitledparents "Your Baby Is Prettier Than Mine... Let Me Buy It!"

welcome to our slash entitled parents where a woman tries to buy a baby our next reddit post is from heterochromia cat I was on a 14-hour flight that was only half full there were storms recently prior to takeoff so almost all connecting flights to arrive at the airport were late this meant I had a whole three row seat to myself since those Flyers didn't make it almost every row was like this into the flight I'd finished my third movie it's impossible for me to sleep on planes so I continued looking through the movie lists until I saw Rocket Man I'd never seen it but heard good things about it halfway through the film the song take me to the pilot came on and a gay passionately hugging scene with Elton John and John Reid started playing I was a little surprised but I didn't skip since the cabin was dark and everyone else was watching their own screen or sleeping or so I thought I felt someone poked my shoulder from behind it was a middle-aged woman you need to stop what you're watching that's extremely inappropriate for my kid I glanced at her boy probably about 12 in the middle seat who was sleeping the kid even had a sleeping high mask on so how the heck could he see my movie anyway this part will be over soon there's been no nudity in it I turned around I could hear her scoff loudly I'm assuming she pressed the help button since the flight isn't it came over 10 seconds later by the time the flight attendant came to our section the steamy scene was finished anyway and no there was no nudity just steamy kissing in pectorals the flight attendant said may I help you this person is watching gay adult erotic videos my kid can see that it doesn't need to know about those relationships she's watching a movie provided on the list there's nothing I can do except to advise you to watch your own screens it's not a family appropriate movie on a plane she needs to change the movie or turn it off I apologize but she has the right to watch what she wants to watch if there are further complaints in the future we could take action the flight attendant walked to the back of the plane I heard the entitled mom say ridiculous under her breath I was super tempted to rewind back to Helens one-night stand but I didn't eat that BS at that moment later I turned around it heard during Elton's drug and alcohol overdose at his pool party and her eyes were fixated on my screen she must have enjoyed the movie man what is this Karen gonna do if her precious little angel grows up to be gay our next reddit post is from effer quick back story my mother didn't raise me her parents did she's always choosing guys and partying over me and my siblings that's why Child Protective Services has taken all three of her kids away once I became an adult and joined the military she would hit me up every couple of months asking me to give her different sums of money she works but it's a BS job eventually I asked her why she doesn't get a real job and her response was because I would be miserable doing that here I get to talk garbage about people and have fun that's all good if you can pay your bills but she can't she's done the same thing to my sister who was also in the military anyway I talked to a roughly three or four times a year last week she was asking me when I finished school where I'll be moving to I told her I don't know her response was well wherever you go you know I need a mother-in-law suite to stay at my response was no I don't after that I got bombarded with how my generation doesn't know anything about respect and how I wasn't raised properly mind you I was raised by this same mind you I was raised by the same people as her also how my dad wanted an abortion and if it wasn't for her I wouldn't be here after all that I said thanks but I'm still never going to have an in-law suite for you well enjoy your effing life is the last thing she said before hanging up I'm sure in a couple months she'll call asking for something again our next reddit post is from Natomas okay so this happened today like an hour or so ago a bit of a preamble I'm a trans girl just got to my family's house to visit for Easter and have shortish pretty deep purple hair I pulled into a non brain specific supermarket around the corner from my family's place to pick up an energy drink and as I got off my bike and removed my helmet I could see out of the corner of my eye this little girl by the trolly return pointing at me and generally going nuts I start to walk past to walk inside the store and the little turns to her mother are entitled parents sitting on a bench nearby with an old lady who must be your mother both having a cigarette age mommy can I have hair like her no little girl and that's not a girl the old lady grunts in approval I ignore them and move in to grab my sweet orange juice and because it's Easter weekend I'm in there for about ten minutes or so just in a crowd as I walk back out the family is still outside with a lot more cigarette smoked but why can't I have pretty hair because I said so now shut up before I bloody clip you I start to walk past as the entitled parent waves to catch my attention hey mate what do you have hair like that for oh because I want it no but why like that no man I know has the colour like that can't you just take it out well I'm not a man so there's that and not without constantly washing my hair for like a couple of days no I mean like now can you get it out now I knew the education in my area was lacking but jeez look I just wanted to grab a drink and get going let's just leave it I turned to walk back to my bike and put my helmet back on find a new little bundle of sticks copia turd somewhere else the old lady grunts in a way that I guess must have been a laugh the little girl was quiet through all this just looking between the two of us she cuddles into her mother I just had enough but I didn't want her to feel like she came out on top so I turn around still have been away from them and reach a hand into my jacket pocket oh right yeah I am sorry here have this apology I pull out my hand and flip both of them the bird smiling and waving my other hand to present my apology after a second of silence and slack-jawed looks from the pair I turn and go back to my bike and start to make my way off as in the background I hear the entitled parent hurling abuse my way about different stuff what on earth was this entitled parent expecting when she said that you should take your color out of your hair now was she expecting you to just grab your hair and pull it out by the roots our next reddit poses from brimstone garden I have my own entitled parent stories but this one happened to my mom when she was pregnant with me so back in the late 90s when seer wasn't sad and dying my mother was an assistant manager her boss was also pregnant and this generally wasn't an issue until it was now my parents spent a long time choosing baby names when I turned out to be a girl they really wanted my name to be gender-neutral to prevent future trouble finding jobs yes that's the actual reason but my middle name remained the same as when they thought I was a boy Ryan when they decided on my full name my mom told her friends about it and one of them ended up telling the manager as my mother was a lunch break this lady storms in already red and furious I heard you were naming your baby Ryan my mother is of course stunned she stays silent for a few moments before finally answering that's her middle name yeah your baby's a girl the woman exclaims as though this is some sort of great revelation my mother nods getting somehow Ritter the woman snaps Riley the boy's name actually it's gender-neutral at this point my mother surprise is wearing off into a bit of righteous confusion is there a problem with the name you can't name your baby that the woman is practically shouting at this point I'm naming my son that's my mother stares at her trying to work out what kind of mental gymnastics it takes to decide your choice of baby names should give me the authority to veto someone else's baby name so change your baby's middle name or I'm going to fire you the woman says having drawn a crowd with this whole scene to witness the utter insanity that was her outburst people who could act as witnesses for my mother if she attempted such a thing I don't think you can do that my mother answers flatly she couldn't even fire my mother on some other infraction because there was no other infraction the staff was friendly with my mother and she had brought up sales in her area by a lot the woman stops for a moment maybe realizing that my mother was right on that point and once again demands change your baby's middle name I chose Ryan first oh yes calling dibs surely my mother would have to respect a grown woman calling dibs on a very common name brian is my maiden name my mother answers flatly at this the woman stops still furious sputters for a moment and finally stops off my middle name is Ryan my mother's boss named her son Dylan instead so I've got bad news to all my fans out there whose name is Dylan it sounds like you have to change your name sorry our next reddit post is from XE things this is the most manipulative ugly classist racist person I've ever met I've worked in customer service and new politics in a totalitarian government so it's safe to assume I've already seen the worst of the worst she's married to my uncle let's call her Mary Mary has pulled a lot of entitled stunts over the course of her life I probably have over a hundred stories that I can share that I know of I don't talk to that part of the family because it's super toxic but there are a few family gatherings in which we meet one of those happened yesterday and I got reminded of her gold and trades so thought you would enjoy raging with me her entitlement shown yesterday as she tried to make herself the best friend of my current boss who is married to my cousin and he's filthy rich she brought a friend of hers who was supposed to be strictly quarantined because she's high-risk she tried to outshine the one-month old baby who we were all there to meet with her already grown-up daughters who we've all met she tried to become the host of the party in a house that wasn't hers going as far as to search for and serve food from the refrigerator that wasn't destined to be party servings and to top it all off we were also there to pray for my cousin's mother who died last week I don't participate in Christian stuff but she was my favorite aunt and like a second mother to me so that moment of appreciation was very important to me to my cousin my other aunt and Mary's husband his sister turns out Mary decided that since we were there to remember the dead ones it would be a nice thing to not only take the role of the main person leading the prayers but to also include a huge picture of her mother that she pulled out of her purse and put it in front of my aunts picture covering it almost completely and started with a speech about how she missed her mother who died 10 years ago literally just said rest in peace about my aunts death but I'm not here today to tell you that story oh no I was just venting since I have so much to tell in so little time I figured it would be best if I started with the oldest tale I know of the time she asked my mom to sell her my brother while she was four months pregnant good ol Mary is infertile she has two daughters one was conceived in vitro and then introduced to her womb the other one popped out of nowhere literally we suspect that she bought it from someone since she has a record of trying this but whatever before having her first daughter when I was around 10 years old my mom broke the news to my family that she was pregnant yay Mary wasn't happy with this because she as a venn had been trying for years with her husband and wasn't able to get pregnant she always had this sort of competition with my mom and with everyone because she has this need of being the best one in everything she must have the most money have the most expensive clothes being the most successful career had the happiest marriage go to the most exotic places but if she wasn't the best she was the only one with no children out of the seven siblings in the family and she was also one of the oldest wives so imagine her jealousy when the youngest one directly blow her husband was going to have her second child while her and her husband were still child free the horror her status so she pulled my mother aside one day and told her you know it isn't fair that you got pregnant before us it wasn't fair for you to have Opie before your brother since he's older than you but whatever it can't be helped if Opie was a broken condom or something but you know we've been trying for years now and we're just exhausted and we're not comfortable with trying those artificial methods nor having a baby without our blood so since you're family and we know you're not in a financial position to take care of another baby right now what would you say if I offered to pay for everything pregnancy related and after the baby's born I would pay you a certain amount for keeping it as you brethren eyes baby of course my mom said no she told me roughly how the proposition went years later but only because I was the one that found out why she was so pushy about buying my brother because this wasn't just a one-time thing she tried constantly to convince my parents to sell than my brother throughout the next five months and even for some months after he was born you see my father is a son of immigrants he has a European bloodline and is very handsome meri also has a need of proving to everyone that she has royal blood and aesthetics are everything to her hence the need to show herself as the best of the best in every aspect of her life and she will not hesitate to do anything to achieve her goal of being the perfect woman with a perfect life this includes pretending she has white jeans she doesn't we live in a very heavily race mixed country she was born in one of the least developed States in a humble family in a small town with only town people that have been working under the Sun for generations so all of them have dark skin she married my uncle who comes from a family that has lived on an island for generations and who is also the most dark-skinned of all the siblings there's no way she's going to have a baby who's white but my mom is one of the most light-skinned between her siblings and she married my dad who has Italian and polish genes and I was born with very pale skin and smooth hair Mary's and her husband's hair are what we describe as bad hair not in an offensive way but that's how it's called here it's basically super twisted and thick hair and I just want to interrupt the story right here and clarify that these are Opie's words not mine there was a big chance my brother was going to be born european-looking you already know where this is going right one day I was minding my own business at their daughter's birthday party and I happened to wonder close to where Mary was talking with someone and I heard how she openly complained about how her daughter was black and how she wished she managed to convince my mom and dad to just give her their baby because having a white son would have solved all of her prior LUMS it's so hard to move up the stairs of society when you have a black family and not only that but having an ugly daughter isn't going to help either there's no way she'll marry a rich man how is she supposed to pay her retirements there was more sad but I can't remember it all and yes my uncle approves of her behavior and supports it they too dark-skinned people believe that white people are better oh by the way forgot to mention that the daughter that popped out of nowhere one day is whites and look nothing like Mary or her husband so I'm kind of getting the vibe that a baby popping out of nowhere might be illegal so Opie maybe you should call the authorities on this one that was our slash entitle parents and I'm trying to grow my podcast you can follow my podcast by clicking the link down in the description and you can also leave me a voicemail as a way to say thank you for people who are supporting me I'm giving shoutouts maybe once or twice a week so today's shout-out goes to Alder thanks for supporting my podcast alder AR slash it's your boy older hey I work 12-hour graveyard shift being able to listen to an episode fresh off the griddle is basically the best way to drive home and unwind you do great work stay safe stay sane also don't forget to pay your dog tax

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Length: 16min 45sec (1005 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 09 2020