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Reserve understood what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash mildly infuriated I hate school bathrooms how do you do that it's it's not hard to pull off a piece of toilet paper why are they scratching for a big chunk of it like chief I promise it's not that bad to wipe you don't gotta like prepare your whole hand it's not a glove what monsters have tied the scissors together why would you do that I wanted to cut something and now I can't are you proud of yourself I hope you are let's see oh the seasons all out of order we have one two three four five six seven eight nine all these tall ten seasons are in there four friends may all be out of whack what do we say there what do you think your day can't get any worse just like that it gets worse what is that bird poop did a Brit Pope on your phone Oh chief the bird poo peed on your phone I said you get for having a moto no no what a moto is but it looks weird and so I made fun of it okay so was there just a bunch of ice and they just didn't know under your car snow you're just on a pedestal I don't know what happened here I can't make commentary cuz I have no idea what happened a snowflake mini waffle maker but that's not the pattern on the waffle why are you lying to me that's just a waffle maker I lied this is peak douchebaggery he's taking up four spots or at least no one else is parked by it at least he has that decency chief that's not how you steep the tea bag like yes you have tea but at what cost it's a yard of snickers bars but it's not even it's just eighteen ninety minutes you hold on four eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen no it's 18 but we need like oh no 10 more to make a yard open hours Wednesday Friday and Sunday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. well it's the same hours for everything why don't just say open 27 days a week 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. oh because there's no Monday or Tuesday so you just say open Wednesday to Sunday you're a weirdo this business is weird this warning every time you turn up the volume on Samsung listening at a high volume for a long time may damage your hearing tap ok to allow the volume to be increased above safe levels yes last up my eardrums it's what I seek hey look it's a QWERTY keyboard but the v's looking all weird sometimes a little uh sewer grate hole things huh strange but I vibe with it you had one job and you failed it sorry I mean to coworker I can't find my presentation file this computer keeps deleting my documents everything I work on just disappears hey chief you heard about making folders you have one for your completed questions but everything else is just all over the place maybe if you thought about it it'd be easier for you maybe make a folder for your for your documents six one five seven one can I please have your zip code six one five seven one and what's your zip code six one five seven one and what's your zip code six one five seven one thanks and what's your zip code there must I repeat the numbers again or do you understand this is the corner of Dalston Junction a hip area full of rich people who Apple think they can flog one thousand pound plus phones to behind this advertisement there are 17 families and cramped flats who have no access to natural light oh my god stuff like this just crushes - my soul man I've no idea there's no ant I have no answer for this there's nothing I can say to make that funny that's just sad and I feel for that all I need you show me what's the name more because I knew where this was going [Laughter] yikes girlfriend deleted my $1,000 fortnight accounts gone too far I like how morgues is wearing a L that's a hoodie that eyes were on a collared shirt that was really funny it's like 2011 YouTube dude oh dude come on man Oh bro yucky yucky yucky Mia wants to pay $100 for a font that helps you dyslexia aka a learning disability what the hell man be really people charge for anything these days that is cruel like genuine oh man I know exactly where this is going oh my yep yep feels bad man I'm sorry chief that bites how to lose weight in 28 days okay but this isn't even the same person like this isn't even the same person at all okay okay these are bathrooms for the Alpha in your life there's actually a small hole between that so they can thumb-wrestling I'm not gonna read through all all the edits he's made but people like this is just like I don't see I don't like get angry at that cuz I get it they're like oh my god I can I can I'm getting likes it's cute to me it's it's it's it's that innocent stuff man it's adorable I ordered a pizza with mushrooms topping I got a single one on a single slice I mean you got your mushroom topping you didn't ask for toppings he asked for a topping you got one welcome to specifics Pizza push is it open that one does what about this one no it's such a such a hassle why wouldn't both do it is that easy to program like to rewire the doors to have to both of them openers their wiring there that just would not be possible I don't know how that works but it seems really dumb spent months on the grayscale extra-wide puzzle and found out I got two halves from different cuttings [Music] feels bad man dog thrilled to see owners at shelter but they're there to adopt a different dog I'll take him home with me I know when I you know get my own place cuz I live with my folks I'm gonna want my own dog I know exactly I'm gonna name them I know exactly which guy I want it's gonna be the first one that I bond with that I have five with he'll be my best friend your child's mental health is more important than their grades my parents x/2 doubt that's unhealthy I'm sorry oh oh it's doing the thing the thing oh my good okay so I will I always use depends in school but I used mechanical pencils maybe three times every time I had two mechanical pencil would do this and I wanted to break the pencil in my hand I just felt a boiling rage inside me so I stuck the pens this is this this is disgraceful hung in the game worked on with this extra long leg the pens in this brand new pack all have different amounts of ink oh my god they do why and there's no refills is there ye you would think there'd be a standard but I guess not huh I'm sorry I'm so like I'm not a mutt infuriated by stuff so I like I'm trying to be funny and it's so difficult when there's some that I'd like I have no Maya happens I wouldn't even notice these things again specific pizza here you wanted a pepperoni pizza not pepperonis pizza so you got a single pepperoni eat oh I see what's going on here is that something you can unplug or is that just how it's gonna look now I don't quite know how that works if I'm being completely honest well no there's a plug cuz that's a plug you can totally an okay so they're just dumb I understand I get why this is stupid they're stupid oh that's cool what do you mean oh the one of the very bottom though it was almost amazing scanned with a 3d printed game cartridge yes and oh my god it is completely 3d printed too huh what game that you get scammed from was a game that was like at least like you know worth it I don't know what game you got man but that sucks I'm sorry you got scammed ah the classic 7-eleven located at 7:12 I know you all too well good to see you again 712 the tall life isn't always great being 6 foot 9 with a normal door frames or 6 foot 8 you have to be conscious of every single door you walk through take a look people this is what six foot nine looks like you want to be me I don't think you do my high school senior breakfast that I paid $15 for yummy yummy yummy hot pockets aloe muffin from cups no read some Doritos for breakfast oh you poor thing that why that's why you don't have one why don't you keep a wine glass on the bedside you [ __ ] of course some of this is bound to happen you're an idiot full of the land one of these is not like the other I'll let you guess that which one it's the last one it's just just a hunch I don't know where this they're all like this can Bob you late it - it's a weird-looking wall oh good god that shelf is ruined dude Oh yeesh looks like it's a thrift store like a good well looking thing wow wow wow wow okay well we got here a little bathroom action I oh I just hardly seems appropriate oh oh you poor soul time to get the knife and puncture the film huh the knife of shame my voice sounds different because during this recording I started sneezing over and over again so now my sinuses are acting up I'm sorry weird voice changed throughout the video bye hey that's life baby what it do ah yes the off-kilter tree a real classic in this campus come admire its strange position me and the boys take it up every Lane oh my life is so scuffed white I had to start seizing during recording nah YouTube's having only one negative option on their survey how is YouTube today no good I'm not having a great time I love that absolutely outstanding it's like these options like it only see on poll God have you seen what this guy's been putting on Twitter recently he's out of his mind he is a weirdo oh goodness he's just Oh yikes there's a lot I could say about the guy but I'm not gonna I'm not this is not the platform for me to do it right now just not a good guy oh the deodorant I bought tonight and the receipt for Cydia directed CBS saying it uh yeah CBS baby what'd it do that CVS is mantra give you a long receipt for one item ah yeah where I used to work there was a CVS right next to it and I'd always would go there just for like if I want to get like a late-night snack or some jerky or some pistachios um I like two things a my receipt was like a scroll like Confucius himself delivered unto me his his fortunes unnecessary and gratuitous working in retail during Halloween season is the worst because everyone's trying something on I feel that God I wish I bought a costume for Halloween I think I might just wear costumes all the time wait hey guys clothes are just costumes for the socially accepted wake up oh no it's only 68% now the four twenties ruined my scientific calculator buttons are crooked oh oh they are they're funky buttons fix them play science brains at work yeah not telling you what's in an update you to watch listen stream we added shinier bells and whistles because it doesn't like a good upgrade guess what fortnight's doing right now I know last time I talked about for dad on here I saw consorts like Jamie likes for tonight I hate it I like playing the game I like battle Royales leave me alone but I don't like this I don't like that they're adding things to the game game changing items and updates and patching things without telling us what's in the patch notes there's nothing in there they're just like surprised when I am surprised update play video games and I'm like come on man I'm trying to get my try to get tight eight hours in and you're all you're releasing updates so what I am a disrespectful there's a funky guy in the straw there's a funky guy in the straw get them out get them out take the whole straw out it's it's it's not a reusable you could just throw it away just get it out of there that's a funky guy in the straw stainless steel I guess none the Star Wars box sets all out of order as a Star Trek I'm sorry I just saw Star and thought starboard I'm sure I'm going to get mutilated in the comments for making that mistake but please forgive me I just assumed when reading the word star steel benches and freezing weather the bane of my existence oh but it's nice and cold you just lean back that's nice I like that I like when it's nice and cold you need to sip every night ah that's perfect that's perfect weather why does my gram I'll do this bro yo grandma strong as hell I agree you've read my benches 250 they're not perfectly aligned the metric system is the way to go Imperial lies to us ah is that a bag of cereal with 98% lies love that for us there's always a pile of right here outside work always thought the homeless today during her 6 a.m. truck I saw the homeowner throwing it over his fence into our property oh you throw it back but you open the bag that's what you do noob vs. Pro versus hacker fortnight avengers tower chalice one done in 10 seconds one done in five seconds one done in one second aiyah literally got Arby's sauce is candy now you can have your your your Reuben your Reuben sandwich that's funny that's really funny oh no the funky cables how did cables get like that does anyone know because I've had cables that do that and I try my best to keep my cables well-organized how does this happen someone tell me already know what's gonna happen so I get it yep not gonna fit coming all triangular yep there it is just gonna I feel for you that sucks we could you just move that's that for a piece of furniture can be moved you could literally just move it like half an inch fine why you why are you struggling okay I change I no longer feel for this guy you can move that drawer you're just being stingy and picky I hate you zero going waste is as easy as one two three one say no to straws to declutter your life and three go zero waste by the way you have to throw away this package you can't recycle it how do you do this no really how do you do this show me who invented funky window and I'd like to have a couple of words maybe a sentence or two this is called a witch's window so you reiterate why the name which window appears to come from a folk belief that witches cannot fly their broomstick through a tilted window that's actually kind of fascinating I didn't know that that's a weird fact but you know what I think that's kind of me at the same time me and my family spend about now are making these in some a-hole destroyed my little sister's wolf and my other family members pumpkin snow man some jerkwad huh I'm gonna tell you guys right now if I ever have kids and it's Halloween I'm gonna make sure that our pumpkins don't get destroyed I'm gonna put them somewhere where a jerks like this can't get to them and we're gonna have a nice fun little Halloween where I'll watch spooky movies gonna go on a haunted hayride and give out candy to the neighborhood kids can be nice it's sweet and wholesome with any without any of this crap cuz this makes you feel for the kids if there's little kids making this stuff that breaks my heart man when you buy something brand new and the price tag comes off like this oh that is the worst case scenario what a fitting way for that to rip off they ran out of a certain kind of tile you'll just have to do and that's gonna do it for our slash mildly infuriating if you guys like the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you as always I'll be seeing yet [Music] you

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Length: 14min 36sec (876 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 22 2020

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The only thing mildly infuriating to me was the guys voice in the video.

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