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this is garibbaldo from brazil he may look scary but he's one of the nicest birds i know big bird i'm sorry but garabaldo looks like he sells orphans sad face hey guys welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're going to take a look at our slash cursed comments cats i see on the internet cats i have at my home he looks like he ate bees and then drank an entire cake of beer to deal with the pain and then murdered the rat that saps them by glaring at him what the f is going on with your cat fun fact a baby born underwater can live its entire life without breathing nah that's not true it is true you never said they would live long i'm not my parent's son anymore i'm their daughter edit trans rights or human rights thought they sold you for a second that wouldn't be very good i wish i was a cow eating grass in a field no rent no job no college just moo all fun and games until yeah in the vietnamese version of cinderella tam cam at the end cinderella dismembered her stepsister put the body into a jar of food and sent it to her stepmother to eat which she enjoyed until she found the skull at the bottom of the jar and died of shock i love stories with a happy ending you're awful jimmy why is that you invited me on your show just to make fun of me uh-oh joaquin is gonna make a joke that blows jim's mind away just keep driving if you want to see your family again john yes be a good boy this is why i use lyft my uber's here snag uber you mean uber eats girls i have a bf omg i'm so jealous what's the zodiac sign is he tall is he handsome boys i have a gf oh is she real is she alive backside armor of nicki of minaj sam rajni oh god i can't say this my lord i'm trying to take back the holy land but i'm dummy thick and the clap of my armor keeps alerting the soldiers why is hermione trying to seduce hagrid now this is an alternate universe harry potter bro the guy directly stared at the camera as i nudded worst wank ever a dishonorable discharge incredible seriously i can't go to work wearing this see you tonight sweetie why was he naked in front of his son a german outfit on an italian character made by a japanese company looks like nintendo is getting the old gang back together hello filters and gentlemen hi ladies and cheaters hello upper two balls and lower two balls dad wears short shorts to prove a point to his teen daughter dad's showing his girl that her cake is nothing compared to his entire bakery my american wife when she sees me encourage drinking to our 16 year old son me and italian seeing no problem with it german here high five germany and italy good old times stop it right there when the dna test isn't needed hitler mine furrow this is how it works in case you didn't know can you give her dog a heart attack by shaking his tail manually he's australian he wants to clap the thunder down under starfish are ruthless fishing license james bond patrick licensed to kill he is wearing a raincoat underwater no blood spill my sex life is like coven 19. i don't have coven 19. i thought your sex life had a mortality rate what how did you think i washed the dishes he uses his dick to clean the inside of the glasses ah thanks what would you do in this situation he might peepee at it so the gravitational pull will enlarge it what medieval castle toilets look like imagine how loud the farts were the sound bouncing off that stone chute some people say they can still hear the echoes of farts long past rat is being particularly grumpy today how do you deal with a grumpy rat a bat i mean i guess that could work story of every dad waiter kids under 12 eat free dad he is me i am eight my dad is ten dad i love you son i truly do dad got laid at the age of one cinema in switzerland replaces seats with beds cinema workers alright who's clapping the movie isn't finished yet me likes animations my parents wouldn't that make you a kid what if it was hentai it's for kids random 14 year old girl explaining why she found my kids in the basement joke offensive me waiting for her to finish so i can tell her i wasn't joking me waiting for her to finish so i can put her two in the basement oh no eight-year-old me imagining catfish wait till eight-year-old imagines a cockroach eight-year-old me wondering about why nasa couldn't use its spaceships to go to heaven they can if they come back down fast enough like this image and you will literally breathe air and i'm not kidding you will literally breathe air i show this to my grandma and she hasn't breathed there yet the if your girl meme shouldn't be popular on reddit because none of us have a girl i have several in my basement hey kids i hope no one is eating any cookies before lunch time don't move he can't see us if we don't move kids i thought it said coochies instead of cookies why would you think that me i don't understand why my [ __ ] always hurts also me wait why you eat your priest get off the internet dude you're innocent don't let it change nice lighter my lung cancer nobody cartographers in the 1800s playing the biggest prank of all time canada usa mexico i still think canada should just annex the us and mexico to make the [ __ ] federation is it okay for men to sit down on the toilet to pee i always sit on the toilet to pee whenever possible it's just so much more comfortable and it seems like you get every last drop out while sitting down is there anything wrong with that ain't nothing wrong with peeing while sitting down it's more comfortable gives you some time to rest and there's less of a chance of making a mess sure people might give you weird looks at the urinals but new to you bro teachers when they add and just have fun to the instructions why is no one having a good time i specifically requested it better than college exams my professor wrote the college counseling services number and the header of one exam how was your day it was great oh imagine you tell your friend that your day was good and they just rip off your face and say ah see it wasn't good the beauty of chess humans of all color and age and maybe even a woman she threw her arms around my neck and we kissed passionately in the deserted laundry room i didn't realize something was wrong until a third arm grabbed my waist and a fourth arm reached from my crotch general grievous you're hornier than i expected all the photos i've collected so far i'm so happy and proud of my little collection looks like a mass funeral service dom was rough oh boy gary's mod online servers what are your kids playing without adult supervision gary's pizzeria in abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce we should compliment each other more often you're prove it unzips penis wait not you mean your pants right right they said what they had to say my girlfriend has 206 bones in her body now 207 not 206 now 207 at 206 only legend will get this my girlfriend has 206 bones in her body not 205 now 204 no 203 no 202 no 201 no 200 only serial killers will get this jessica cox world's first pilot with no arms that's cool and all but i can assure you i'd never get in a plane with her geez dude it's 2021 female pilots are a thing smh if you're fortunate enough your internal organs will spend their entire life span in absolute darkness not if i swallow this glow stick that sounds like a job for the anus how do they know an animal is extinct like you looked everywhere my dad must be extinct still ain't found him we are defined by our actions not our intentions i'm not wearing any underwear then maybe we could go to my place so you don't get a cold everyone's just gonna ignore the giant sperm emanating from the dude's mug germans avoiding getting identified after the war do you have occasional racist thoughts no he said no because they're not just occasional jokes aside i'm glad you're having fun minecraft people who started this year people who started in 2013 so the dad played with his daughter before tom i need help with food please i have four kids and i am pregnant i think you need to consume less pink pie jesus christ how the hell you get both these girls pregnant and then he just gets them to agree to a photo shoot it was the horse has anyone seen peppa she's been missing for about a year oh no george i'm so sorry long ago a wolf explained to his son eat a man and you'll be fed for a day whimper and roll over and play dead and he'll feed you for a lifetime and the next day the wolf woke up to find his balls missing no body at my funeral they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background never mind my mom says i can't do that howard can you hear me blink once for yes twice for no jk your eyelids burned off in the fire come on howard that was funny come on howard that joke was fire the duality of man so you consider yourself an aspiring writer describe this woman in your best prose i saw her again today the woman of my dreams locks of ebony hair dark like a starless knight and as beautiful as the sun setting over the sea i yearn to be with her today's the day i will make her mine whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car she will be so beautiful on our wedding and then uh she got fat milkers nice amber heard speaks out about marilyn manson abuse allegations she abused him too men being silent during sex is so funny to me like what's on your mind king realizing the absurdity of life and that we are slowly approaching the death with each tick tock of the clock and nothing will matter in the uh i'm coming babe and well ladies and gentlemen just like that we have reached the end of our slash cursed comments thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell so you get notified with easy uploads and if you want to hear more from me my personal channel zackx fuller is linked in the description below thanks again for watching and until next time i'll 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Id: lMVg13OAtn0

Length: 9min 6sec (546 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 14 2021