r/Memes · Heavy Armor 100

me makes an unboxing video everyone at the funeral no no how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is zak and today we're taking a look at r slash memes new release from ludwig van beethoven 2020 being a disaster paints over and dropping a new album the sun mercury my finger close that button dog owners what breed is that husky no that's an alaskan malamute cat owners hey what breed is eating cat when mom peeks in the check if you're asleep at night and leaves again yeah mom okay sweetheart go take a jog and see how it feels me trying to find the right spot to sit around a campfire be like yeah it's always a struggle huh me trying to see saturn and jupiter together for the first time in 800 years clouds this meme isn't that old you've got cds in your sun visor oh me looking for jupiter and saturn the sky daughter dad look i can do math 14th century dad mom obsessed with the idea of having a grandchild me knowing damn well the bloodline dies with me supergirl has bulletproof skin bulletproof skin bullet bulletproof me getting off my computer goodnight fbi agent the nsa agent being called the fbi agent for ten years texas waitress gets two thousand dollar tip but restaurant refuses to give her a cent behold the truth the news outlet lied look into the article the tip was invalid and wouldn't process emily's work isn't withholding it from her and she has no problem with them she was asked by her work to contact the news in hopes of finding the man which she did and the news outlet twisted the story as they tend to do parents on bus 23 a child gave my son his tablet in exchange for an oreo cookie today on the bus please contact me for your tablet back this kid i was a businessman doing business using my artistic skills for commissions to make profit drawing memes for validation from strangers online welcome to month nine of our three-week pandemic don't remind me empty wrapping paper tube exists everyone this is a good sword normal people just watch the movie me trying to find if the actors who just died in the movie are breathing shy people we all know this technique i certainly do the line at the store the amount of checkout lanes the amount of cashiers actually working naked and afraid nah nude and screwed yeah 10 year old me on my single player minecraft world that nobody knew but me would ever see her play on and this is the secret entrance to my base that only i know about random guy in a game that crouched and uncrouched multiple times do you trust me me with every cell in my body front of the christmas tree back of the christmas tree that's how it always works how others will enjoy cyberpunk 2077 pc and ps5 how i will enjoy cyberpunk 2077 on youtube this glowing nightball lamp has removable glow balls for trips to the bathroom maybe i am a sorcerer when you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more i mean would this work when you see someone talented online who is your age and now your day is ruined don't don't get me started algae which produces 60 of oxygen trees getting all the credit british guys in movies and in real life what might 10 year old me growing taller and taller my favorite shirt slowly becoming too short for me to wear early console gamers split screen games rip gamers according to the mainstream media what the gamers actually look like what fictional character you want to exist most presidents and movies they seem not to belong to a political party and always do the honorable thing why would you say something so controversial yet so brave dogs 300 years ago master the sheep are back in the barn i've killed two wolves and ate the liver of a fox trying to steal from our home dogs now dad i made a doodoo in the pee my mom if your friend told you to jump off a cliff would you me if facebook told you jumping off that cliff is healthy would you do it trajectory options assert dominance establish presence stealth question authority which are you comment below pandemic starts everyone woo no school introverts this house is so full of people it makes me sick gamers after 10 years of skyrim bugs oh dear oh dear gorgeous gamers after one week of cyberpunk being released you [ __ ] donkey when your program closes and you haven't saved even once so you lose hours worth of progress opens program again program unsaved file detected would you like to recover and restore it yes mom somehow someone got access to my credit card and spent sixteen thousand dollars six-year-old me oh no how'd that happen oh you should hold her you should hold her shoulder sewer should shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder when i finally get home from a long trip and shoot him my own toilet you know what i can relate to this yeah the actor playing the main character in a movie based on a true story the picture of the real person at the end of the movie parents we want grandkids me best i can do as a dog me overthinking me realizing i'm over thinking me thinking about overthinking me overthinking overthinking teacher will you share that with a class me who came prepared i might be me paying a lot of money for online courses my fbi agent getting it for free my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out do you need to use the sleep and then she just kind of looked really horrified at herself and whispered maybe i need to use the sleep maybe i need to use the sleep me pulls up worn out sucks my toe bonjour gamers when there is a chest behind the waterfall how original gamers when there isn't a chest behind the waterfall why nobody the sandwich inside my backpack yeah too many times too many times everyone's so worried about getting a playstation 5 they forgot about praise station 5. me trying to sleep memories of every stupid comment i've ever made don't get me started all i want for christmas is you was made in 1994. mall employs in 1993 visible happiness mobile game turns off wi-fi user mobile game you must be connected to play this game mobile game deletes app user me dad can i get an m rated game my dad a pastor no me you kill demons my dad i'll allow it americans own 46 of the world's one billion guns according to the u.n 46 of the world's registered guns after an hour of cussing and screaming at your tv and you finally beat the boss almost lost my cool there before kovan i feel pretty sick can i head home you look fine you can finish your work during govan tiny sneeze get you and your sh the away from me velma i'll give you dog food if you capture the murderer shaggy like you son of a i'm in women can't be sexist black people can be racist men can't be raped or abused and lgbt people can't be human beings an egregious offense canada battles norway for tallest moose statue finally a worthy opponent nine-year-old me seeing letter and math 16 year old me seeing number in math me why do i have a fever immune system the virus can't survive high temperatures but neither can i it's really not my problem toddlers in russia three-year-old chess prodigy misha asparov beats the grandmaster avert everbach meanwhile 21 year old me wondering how they put a car in the middle of the mall dogs in 10 000 bc look at these weird monkeys let's eat them human throw stick really far dogs my god humans why are elephants scared of small animals don't they realize how big they are also humans when they see a cockroach yeah you are stuck in an elevator with the person on your lock screen who are you with me i was just about to say my wallpaper is just an environment my dad's friend when you grow up i'll let you marry my daughter me 29 years old with no gf i summon you to fulfill your oath website how old are you seven-year-old me it's 164 website i'll allow it gamers oh my god cyberpunk 2077 is so buggy it's so bad the developers who worked hard to make it me to my mother can we go to mcdonald's please mother i'm tired honey tomorrow i'll take you me the next morning as soon as she opens her eyes i summon you to fulfill your oath everyone 2021 is not going to be as bad as 2020 2021 january well that's the worst i don't want an early released glitchy cyberpunk game then why did you ask for it over 300 people hospitalized with mysterious illness in india one dead 2021 who's up for round two 90s media ai will destroy the world in a decade that ai today dog you start gaming on friday after school you have no homework your favorite game finishes updating all the boys are online your dog walks in and lays beside you perfect i farted in front of my crush and my friend took the blame for me you are a good man thank you depressed cats start urinating in random places drunk people maybe i am a depressed cat worse she can say is no oh boy anyways this is kind of weird but i think you're really cool you want to hang out soon it's a screenshot of their conversation well my greatest fear came true huh oh my god connor i'm so sorry just cut her out of your life man pc makes usb to buy some plugged sound me but got unplugged pc i don't know wanna hear a joke sure your life my life isn't a joke jokes have meaning george no no discord mods reddit mods wikipedia mods the kid who's not afraid to publicly speak the kid who did all the work you're now the presenter of our group when you flirt with a girl but then she flirts back interesting reaction but what does it mean yes he didn't think you'd get that far huh me a dumb going to college me a still dumb but now with debt me playing a new game in 2070 how do i reload again kid it's all f4 me do not cite the deep magic to me i was there when it was written that [ __ ] peace i saw it 10 goddamn times when i didn't need it me wins the lottery dad with milk mom with ps5 crush with condom uncle without condom read it with free award thief with glock and well ladies and gentlemen just like that we have reached the end of our slash memes thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell so you get notified of dummies of easy uploads and if you want to hear more of me my personal channel zackx fuller is linked in the description below thanks again for watching and until next time i'll see you around

Channel: EzPz

Views: 88,840

Keywords: reddit, reddit top posts, reddit best posts, reddit top posts of all time, top posts of all time, top posts, best posts, posts, reddit posts, reddit funny, r/, subreddit, top all time, reddit true stories, Memes

Id: ciOGJ22qd_0

Length: 9min 38sec (578 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 07 2021