r/Me_IRL · essential worker?

what my fridge sees every day guess who's back back again Shady's back for a snack house gonna want to welcome back to easy peasy my name is Zack and today we're taking a look at our slash me IRL how old were you when you had your first kiss 25 I'm 24 right now but I'm hopeful but ended in 1896 1895 it's hard to argue with his assessment 2020 I'm just getting started Animal Crossing can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time people with Alzheimer's right after doing something what have I done hey you ok not really want to talk about it not really you could have your ashes turn into a playable vinyl record when your day comes so they're gonna play me while I'm dead just like they did one close alive when I put myself in bad situations and act like I don't see it coming me me me the butterfly effect should be renamed into the bat effect since it was a single freakin bad that made a skip school all over the world people run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water while Bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you jerk oh isn't it funny that the person will eat when they're hungry but will dunk if you throw an apple at their face oh look at that cute bear with a sweater ah everyone during quarantine all alone Burt I'm alone we're his friend there's anybody British dudes get stabbed and be like bit rude innit me doesn't know they're guests also me goes to get food guest hello me blended with the humans boyfriend I love your body me me thinking about how independent I am my parents who give me money food and a place to live how bad do you need to be to make yourself bulletproof sign shows that a 9-millimeter bullet shot from a handgun can cut through sixty centimeters of fat before it stops average American ballin pro can somebody with bangs tell me which planet is making me sad please I'm bald but the answer is earth man with rucksack of cannabis tells police I'm buying in bulk you to lockdown Oh give them a call I've emailed be quick to call I touches them as well just call them I'll send them another email oh man oh I'm just sad now really sad Hale yeah I got that stimulus money $1,200 from the IRS 50 bucks on GrubHub spent 700 candy crush ATM to positive 7 bucks and $8,000 from the build-a-bear workshop what's something you can say to both your rotisserie chicken into your significant other I'd prefer you without skin what Chris Hemsworth is offering free virtual workouts for the next six weeks me watching this workout my mom reading forwarded messages back coronavirus yeah that sounds science enough to be true colorado colorado uganda confirms 45 positive cases of Tobit 20 kovaydin what went to church for the first time in a long time and they passed me a bowl full of money I'm started going every week now daughter rides mom while son motorboats oh no stuck this through the window and now the world makes more sense directed by David Lynch he just caused the suicide how do you feel you're literally still talking to me I'm doing it now how should I do it hi this is Ronnie's dad do you know Ronnie nope he's dead my baby's dead on death row guard what would you like for your last meal woman I don't know oh do you want be die randomly your cord my cord that cord this cord using the Drake format using the toilet paper format because it's pandemic time whoever sold this drone to my grandma can go to hell that's a neat looking drone that is the dumbest stance to take on anything ever not true I could sit at the moon landing conspiracy is in itself a conspiracy to distract from the fact that the moon doesn't exist no Elizabeth don't do it to check if your cocaine is good mix it with vinegar if it makes a volcano it's baking soda if it doesn't your drugs are ruined don't do drugs make good choices stay hydrated oh and wash your hands and stay home every time I finish a roll of toilet paper it feels like a petal falling off the enchanted rose and beauty of the beast a year ago we were all hype friend gaming now we are an end game now I'm just sad come on son my an essential worker extroverts hey why don't you talk a lot introverts I prefer not to speak if I speak I'm in big trouble when you're trilling at home and you hear a loud car outside Pat and curious five years later when you realize she was actually flirting with you this is a painfully accurate yeah France a phobia refers to an extreme or irrational fear of France the French people the French government or the France Phinney what do you have against the French evidence frog on the grill I'm not going to lie he is making a wide variety of delicious meals including vegan options though oh look a shooting star I wish 2020 is over haha of course me and Quarantine avoiding homework minor that's been really weird lately my teachers emails the earth is not round start over in five words I agree dinosaur Earth Society that's my Society I've decided nobody people in Italy seeing this through their windows mmm joke in my head joke when I say it yeah pretty much five-year-old may make some water and soap together chemist boy snakey Jake II love that guy what if linguini from ratatouille was having sex and the girl pulled his hair and he started cooking spaghetti how does link drive he can't even talk he spends his time smashing other people's pots who gave him his license they were not responsible who let five babies in a dinosaur Drive dinosaur shouldn't even be here they're all dead take it back Samantha take it back how lucky are you me yeah I almost went to jail because of the way my mom wraps my lunch oh my god woman stay woman go man stay mango Gordon Ramsay and MasterChef junior Gordon Ramsay Heather please it any other time you miss every shot you don't take sometimes you miss every shot you do take when someone says the title of the movie in the movie yes that is how the beam works correct my phone great service great Wi-Fi reddit sorry please try again later country music it different when it's on view yep parents your generation is no patience when I was your age parents from the computer freezes 4.2 seconds when you can't find a parking spot so you turn down the volume you better yeah everyone shut up I can't see PlayStation users Xbox is game Xbox users PlayStation is gay PC users me has a different personality with every friend now one person who has been with me and a lot of my friends hmm hey kids I know you're struggling right now but I'm here to tell you that everything gets worse forever my figure slightly wet my phone who the [ __ ] are you identify yourself my finger dries my phone who the [ __ ] are you identify yourself my finger dries for the 9250 six time my phone freak are you identify yourself when nobody volunteers to present and the teacher says they're gonna start picking people this was that this accurate yeah be being proud that I baked a pie my mom who did everything and let me press the start button accurate screw you America Portugal has to Freedom days America has 365 godbless girls with Photoshop I can't wait to make myself prettier boys with Photoshop black Trump wide Obama when you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed this spoke to me on an emotional level it's four o'clock in the morning why on earth are you making chocolate pudding because I've lost control of my life how do people with only one arm effectively wash their hands hand Frick screaming cat's name for 20 minutes accidentally whispered word that sounds like dog's name wanted to see me brain slap it me why brain just do it her I like it when guys roll up their sleeve so you can see their forearms me looking down and realizing I only have two arms if 2020 was a slide yeah basically it's a that sets about accurate crazy how kids can fall asleep sober like that gamers in the 90s why everything in this game looks so real the game teacher we will do group work and make sure you pick someone you haven't worked with in a while me and the boys I've never met this man in my life me at 16 why have a whole life ahead of me Mia 23 when a minor inconvenience happens my time has come every time I finish a roll of toilet paper it feels like a petal falling off the enchanted rose and Beauty and the Beast when your son is just a tree in the school play but you're proud of them anyway I'm proud ferns are a lot like trees they follow down when you hit them multiple times on the necks correct you can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley service causing the company believes profits 20/20 talking to 2012 oh you're a villain alright just not a super one my wife and I play this fun game during quarantine it's called why are you doing it that way and there are no winners literally every day uh-huh when microsoft word puts the red squiggly line under my last name why are you booing me I'm right me coming back to my minecraft base I made four years ago and remembering the password opening the redstone powered doors I'm still of a god I never learned how to make password doors in Minecraft but uh sounds fun and well ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of our slash from the IRL thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure did that subscribe button and the Bell see you notified every time using PC uploads and until the next one I'll see you around [Music] [Music]

Channel: EzPz

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Id: Me3eBDGH97M

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 21 2020