r/Pettyrevenge I Tricked My Teacher Into Eating Bugs!

welcome to our slash petty revenge where no revenge is too small I needed to go to bath & Bodyworks for some Wallflower refills if you've ever been to Bath & Body Works during the holiday season you'll know that it's crazy busy all the time and it usually consists of very long lines due to the high volume of people I just grabbed three scents quickly and hopped in line I noticed there was signs directing which line to be in depending on how you're paying even though there were signs the cashiers were yelling something to everyone but I couldn't hear it clearly I politely asked a random lady in line what the cashier was saying the lady rolls her eyes and instead of just giving me a straight answer she just begins loudly and rudely reading the signs to me like I can't clearly see or read them in front of me I then say I saw the signs I just didn't know if the cashier was saying something different she then turns her back to me and says um ya know and kind of chuckles anyway apparently an employee had been standing there she quickly comes up to me and asks are you paying with card or cash I tell her I'm using card and she guides me to the front of the store and checks me out with an iPad I didn't see the lady's face but my husband said she looked pretty ticked about me going before her the employee then tells me she heard the conversation and was upset about how rude the lady was being for absolutely no reason although the pettiness was not directly from me it still felt pretty nice to have someone else with more authority be petty for me ha ha as Raska pip points out down in the comments this is a petty revenge it's petty avenge our next reddit post is from gang Gaston I live in a house off campus with housemates who are my friends I bought myself shampoo and body wash because I'd recently run out of them within a couple of weeks which I thought was weird but didn't really think much of it I asked my housemates if anyone had used my shower products and nobody said they did however this is where I realized I wasn't the only one using my products fast-forward a couple weeks and I'm running low again I was keeping an eye on my products and I realized it was going quick again the other bottles that belonged to my housemates had been bone-dry for a week I live with five other people and there were three or four empty body wash and shampoos I knew that someone was using them but I didn't know who so in my act of petty revenge I took my bottles which were on its last leg and added some white vinegar and mix it around on a sidenote vinegar is actually good for your skin and hair my plan was to add the vinegar and wait to see who came out smelling like it later that day three of my housemates came out of the shower smelling like vinegar and they didn't say anything actually the whole bathroom smelled like vinegar and one of my other housemates who uses the shower across the hall had pointed it out I knew exactly who they were and I called them out on it best part was that one of them had a date and they were late already and couldn't take another shower hope you win the date enjoy the new Cologne our next reddit post is from purple wool Matt growing up we often used to pick blackberries around a popular Park slash quarry one weekend when we were very young we were interrupted by our teacher Mrs W I am sorry but I'm going to have to take those she said my friend lives in that cottage at the edge of the quarry and the residents have priority now we had full bags lots of scratches and we weren't inclined to let them go without a fight but to our surprise my mother smiled meekly and said I'm sorry here you are after the teacher left she told us why malicious grin now if you thought that teacher was just a jerk it gets worse our school had a stove in the classroom and side note here a lot of people down in the comments are calling this story BS because schools don't have stoves in the classroom but I'm thinking maybe this is a regional thing because actually in my high school we had a couple of classrooms with stoves in them we had home at classes where students will learn things like sewing and cooking so a stove in a classroom is completely believable here and the teacher decided to cook the same blackberries into a pie in front of around 30 kids under the age of 8 she styled it into a cookery lesson and we were very excited all of us had eaten blackberries before but pie isn't a big thing here and that was new so we watched her make it primp it pop it in the oven and then she sent us on break and when we came back it was gone and we went back to normal lessons being the innocent so that I am I was the one to ask what are you going to do with the pie eliciting choruses of can we pie now the pie was not for you she snapped at the class then to me in a very super silliest tone I'm sorry that I had to ask your mother to give us the blackberries but my friend had been waiting for a long time for them to get ripe so she deserved them that's not why she gave them to you I said I was an honest soul they had maggots don't be silly she snapped and sent me to sit in a corner for 15 minutes for lying I still associate corners with teacher free relaxation the next day she came in looking very sick and had a long conversation with my mother who couldn't keep a secret to save her life and so told us later during dessert with her friend my teacher told the funny maggot story whereupon all conversation ended and she learned firsthand that maggots breed in blackberries after rain of course I told everyone in class she left a year later this is a funny story so I went down in the Commons to see if anyone else had similar stories to tell and this threat is a horrific minefield of people who went picking fruits out in the wilderness bit into them and found unexpected surprises I'll do you a favor and spare you from the more horrific stories but suffice to say if you're ever out in the wilderness and you pick a fruit cut it in half before you bite into it our next reddit post is from X Jenn Jenn dad just told me this story tonight before my parents divorce we lived in a 3 house neighborhood our neighbors had left of us were friendly and we got along with them well our neighbors on the right however were different it was running out to multiple families one of them being an Asian family was 7 cars this is relevant there was always conflict with them from 24/7 house parties to trying to break into our cars that family always cause trouble for whatever reason they were dysfunctional and probably in debt with how many cars they had between four people there was a particular tree in our property that my dad always parked his car lenders it was obvious and known that was my dad's spot one evening my dad comes home to find the Asian neighbors had parked their car in his spot a dead car that they didn't use anymore because they probably couldn't afford to fix it so they decided our property was the best place to leave it to rots my dad knocked on their door and asked him to move it so we could park but the gentleman at the door said in a thick accent sorry no speak English no speak English which was obvious bs my dad was not abused he told them all right just move your car or I'll call someone to get it towed two weeks go by and the car is still there three weeks they still haven't moved the car my dad gets fed up they may have seven cars but that doesn't mean they could park on our property my dad decided to take matters into his own hands he rented a tow truck and waited for the family to be out of the house he hooked up the car and drove it out to a random parking lot in a shopping center nearby and left it there next day the neighbor came by hey man do you know what happened to my car in perfect English not a trace of accent all of a sudden surprise surprise my dad played dumb about it I thought you couldn't speak English sorry man I don't know what happened to your car if you moved it though thank you man I appreciate it our neighbor couldn't do much because he didn't have any proof my dad did it didn't talk to us or Park in our spot ever again down in the comments NZ Wolfgang says was waiting for the last line to be your dad saying sorry I don't speak English when they came knocking on his door and to that diesel writer shares this story or better yet determine which Asian language they speak and learn their pronunciation of I don't speak whatever when I was in high school I had to commute in a car with two girls who were teaching each other Greek I didn't participate but keyed in to the fact that that's what they were doing two to three months later they were bouncing around since a holiday was coming up they turned around in their seats and started talking to me in Greek I guess trying to rile me up now was my chance I just glanced out and busted out the only three words of Greek I know Thames ela ela Nika or something to the effect of I don't speak Greek their eyes got wide as they tried to determine how much I'd been eavesdropping on them and how I was somehow a walking rosetta stone totally worth the research to figure out how to pronounce it our next reddit post is from OMG you grunt I a 22 year old male used to live with three other guys one of them had a girlfriend who was over all the time she cleaned and bought stuff so it was cool for a while then she asked us if she could pet Syd two newborn kittens for a week while her parents were out of town I knew I was allergic to dogs but I didn't know I was deathly allergic to cats the cats get there and after a day I'm an allergic mess however I agreed to them staying there's not much she can do with them so I put up with it for a week a week goes by and the cats should be gone I get home and they're still there the girlfriend says oh they're gonna stay for another week on top of that the girlfriends boyfriend my roommate his mom has fallen and hurt her neck pretty bad and is in the hospital so now he's watching his dog at our apartment so I try to keep cool girl the cats have got to go sorry the week is up you can't just keep them here I told you I'm allergic and you don't pay rent so get them out as for my roommate I told them that I'm sorry about his mom but that I can't keep living with animals I'm allergic to no one asked me if the dog could come and no one asked me if the cats could stay longer I suggested maybe they keep the animals at his girlfriend's apartment who lives a whole mile away my roommate says you are so ridiculous you're crazy my mom is in the hospital and you care about my dog being here and his girlfriend says I can't just bring these animals to my apartment I have roommates gee woman what are we I stole him out of the apartment and immediately head to the leasing office I tell them that we have three animals in our apartment and that we have not paid the pet fee five hundred bucks per animal I asked them to come by later and make up an excuse that the animals are being too loud the neighbors are complaining and that we didn't pay our pet deposit the neck stay I come home from class and the girlfriend is crying on the couch the leasing office came by and said we had to get rid of the animals due to the complains oh no I responded luckily they got a warning about the pets and didn't have to pay the 1500 bucks I suck at confrontation so I love when other people can take the reins for me our next reddit post is from bur ism this past weekend my mom visited me in Canada from Ohio to celebrate my daughter's birthday we've been through several periods of no contact throughout my adult life because of these issues then eventually I feel bad and let her back into my life then she starts to cycle a verbal and emotional abuse again and trying to cross any boundaries I've established she spent most the trip lecturing everyone she could about Donald Trump and guns none of my friends are in-laws up here are American everyone is pretty left-leaning just like her I'm also very left-leaning but I grew up with guns because my dad had collected them and we would go shooting with them occasionally during one of these rants I made the mistake of saying I didn't really care too much about guns but I enjoyed going to the gun range with my brother in law I also said I understood why people want to own guns and felt like they needed them to protect themselves in their family whoo boy in my mom's eyes that made me some right-wing gun nut who's okay with school shootings I wish I was being hyperbolic but I'm not at one point she said next time I went to the gun range was my brother in law that she hoped I heard the screams of the children at parkland in my head she also said she hoped my daughter was safe when I buy a gun over the visit it became clear this is going to be one of those interactions where things are going to spiral into a tornado of craziness that will affect everyone's lives that are even tangentially involved in the fight it culminated with us getting into an argument in the car and her canceling the whole visit it would have ended there but my mom came back to my house five times to continue the fight I told her to leave several times before I called the police because she tried to force her way in and was making a scene in front of my house she ended up checking out of her hotel heading home before the police could ever talk to and tell her to stay off my property the next couple of days she sent me texts and voicemails filled with insults and more nonsense about guns and Donald Trump as if the crux of our disagreement was about guns and not her sucky parenting or her refusal to get help for what I'm pretty sure is some kind of personality disorder so yesterday I was telling my wife about some of the texts and voicemails i received from my mom and my wife said to me I did something bad I asked her what it was and she told me that she almost wrote my mom an email telling her off luckily my wife said she was way too Canadian for an actual confrontation so her revenge I signed your mom up for every inner ray and gun mailing list I could find our next reddit post is from old man KLC we moved into a new cookie cutter neighborhood and since then we've been bothered by pest control carpet cleaners lawn care solar panel firms etc this was multiple times a day at first but then we put up a no soliciting sign and for a while it worked pretty well fast-forward to this week sales people have rang my doorbell daily despite my sign I started by chewing them out and finding their businesses online to leave bad Yelp and Google reviews about the encounter then I research city ordinances apparently they need a permit which most don't have and they can't ignore no soliciting sign it's two hundred and fifty bucks per violation awesome had my first victim yesterday who acknowledged he read my sign but I thought his info about solar panels was something I'd want to hear even though I specifically had a sign because I didn't want to be bothered I chewed him out and when he left called the police non-emergency number the police came after only 15 minutes and caught up with him down the street I don't know if he was sighted but he just sat on the curb after the police left probably because they told him to stop knocking on doors period due to a lack of a permit he had to wait there for at least an hour and a half for his ride that was our slash petty revenge and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Published: Tue May 19 2020