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welcome to our slash malicious compliance where your wish is my command no this story is sad and I have sympathy for the victims but I don't feel like a bad guy there's two layers of compliance years ago I lived in a very Hispanic neighborhood which is vaguely relevant information with a lot of young children they were very loud and screamed constantly during all hours of the day and night not just giggle playing screams but bloody curdling horror screams all the time one day I get a knock at my door and see two blue shirt police officers a white guy and Hispanic woman they asked me if I've seen anything strange creepers uncomfortable situations etc things have been pretty normal and I say as much they proceeded to tell me that a little girl is missing and asked if I heard a scream or struggle I let them know that the children scream every day and constantly so I wouldn't have paid attention to any particular scream that's when the Hispanic officer lost it she got in my face about racist white males ignoring the plight of Hispanics not caring about the neighborhood and community and for not calling the police when I heard a child scream so I agreed to dial nine-one-one and every child scream from that point on within three days I'd called 911 to 15 times each time I explained it was relevant to case such and such and that the Hispanic officer said that I should report a child screaming in the neighborhood eventually I got a call from a superior officer about abusing 911 I agreed and was told to contact Hispanic officer directly with any other information regarding the investigation malicious compliance level 2 now I was authorized to call Hispanic officer lady day or night when I had information regarding the investigation and I did every scream she got a phone call 2:00 in the morning and kids are screaming guess who else gets to wake up morning officer Hispanic lady she tries to get me in trouble for harassing her but I had a nice trail of documentation with 911 to always keep her informed of screaming children to help everyone feel a little better the little girl was kidnapped by her uncle and found safely in another state and then down in the comments we have this contribution from crimson Kodiak a couple of weeks back I was walking up by my buzzer going off a little after midnight I stumbled out of bed I didn't really want a buzzin whoever was hitting the buzzer at midnight as I wasn't expecting anyone I walked out into the balcony and see the security door propped opened there are a couple of women sitting outside on the building next door who tell me that a couple of police officers just went to the building I walked out into the hallway to meet them where they're standing talking to my neighbor they tell us they got a call because someone heard a woman scream and then a pounding sound and they wanted to check it out neither my neighbour nor I have any women in our places so we're confused it's at this point that neighbors fifteen-year-old son comes and gingerly confesses that he saw a spider screamed and threw a shoe at it and then we have yet another story from not Obama AMA that reminds me of us to where a friend told me the other day not sure why it's barely related this guy grew up with a few dogs and some birds in a little house in the city so built very close to the other surrounding houses these birds were cockatiels and could get noisy sometimes yeah bring on whatever they'd heard and could repeat but generally very smart birds the guy living in the neighboring house behind used to love playing video games alive specifically doom and you would hear this guy Brad going at it killing zombies or whatever they are the birds originally liked to whistle a lot but Brad didn't like it occasionally Brad would lose focus on a zombie killing get fed up and yell as loud as he could should the F up Brad was a lucky bloke and had a nice girlfriend it was sometimes home on these occasions and would yell back at Brad shut up Brad like I said these were some smart birds and they caught on quickly it became quite common to hear this exchange shut the F up and then the bird replying shut up Brad - which Brad's girlfriend than anyone else nearby would start laughing Brad would get a bit more upset while the birth would continue whistling our next reddit post is from GM 10 years ago I worked for a family business I usually worked over 40 hours every week and when my first check didn't reflect time and a half I went to the accounting person who informed me the time and a half was not benefit we offer um okay it's federal law but whatever fast forward months of working for the company for over 40 hours a week one day I decided to apply for a city job no guarantee I would get it but it was a full-day test on a weekday I had to ask for a day off keep in mind I had only used one vacation day until this point being honest I told them what I needed it for and that I wasn't even sure if I'd get the job they granted the day however when I got back the day after I was fired I applied for unemployment as the firing was a surprise someone from the unemployment office called to tell me that my request was denied as my former employer stated I received warnings I hadn't I replied hmm interesting since I have an email from my manager from earlier the week I was fired saying what a great job I was doing and our customers loved me and they don't pay time and a half overtime unemployment guy says they'll call me back on callback he advises he overrode the denial and that I would be getting my unemployment and who I should call to file a complaint for the unpaid wages didn't think twice took all the copies of my pay stubs and timesheets and filed the complaint they launched an investigation and he was non-compliant with the request for a meeting got to the point that my investigator just showed up one day and walked into his office they demanded his books and every employee past and present for something like seven years prior to get paid what they were owed plus he had to pay a penalty all while another company was in negotiations to merge with his our next reddit post is from horror flick guy I'm a pasty white Caucasian guy I pretty much look ginger but I'm not a redhead this is relevant to the story for almost eight years I works at a popular US chain restaurant which specializes in breakfast food that may or may not heavily feature various flavors of pancakes over time several managers came and went but the one who stuck around was the ladder climbing brown-nosing GM who will call hope a narcissistic verbally abusive control freak Mommy Dearest knockoff hope had the most grandiose opinion of herself she had a way of making please and thank you sound like screwed I did my best to get along with her although when dealing with someone who thrives on conflict the best often isn't enough she made it clear it was her way or the highway her off spouted catchphrase was if you don't like the way I run my store quit among hopes countless trademark annoying traits included breathing coming into work wasted and talking smack about everyone to guess and staff alike she often delivered orders without allowing any responses then concluded those interactions with okay okay as if that couldn't get any more obnoxious her faux sincerity was almost always accompanied by an annoying Cryptkeeper cackle then she'd roll her brown eyes toss her mouse brown hair over her shoulder and walk away a funny story one Christmas I was unlucky enough to draw hopes name for the Secret Santa gift exchange I seriously considered buying her a batch of wire hangers with a card simply saying no wire hangers ever and for clarity that's a reference to the movie Mommy Dearest which is about a psychotic and controlling woman I decided against it for the simple reason that it was no secret that I did not like her it would have been totally obvious who bought up a gag gift I was one of those highly valued employees but the way I was treated completely belied the compliments and accolades I received ie my schedule being flipped without my consent they offer quest being denied while other employees mostly older married women and single mothers of small children as well as hopes drinking buddies got preferential treatment and her always taking the side of the guest when they were angling for a free meal etc perhaps the worst was the bullying and pettiness among certain employees it was like high school it got to the point that I flat-out refused to exchange numbers with her add any co-worker on social media it was a rule that I stood by for a very long time don't mix business with personal I've somewhat relaxed that regulation but for the most part it's still in place once while in the dining room another employee poked me in the face with a tampon right in front of guests as well as hope and Sonny the drunken assistant manager I filed an official complaint and nothing came of it this is one such occasion where they couldn't claim ignorance my complaint made it real and they had to address it address it they did they saw me as a whistleblower neither hope nor Sonny could have cared less about staff morale it was typical of both of those embittered hacks who accept hearsay as fact they rarely did their diligence and getting both sides before plotting a course of action oh and plot they did unfortunately the following shows they responded to my complaint to workplace bullying with malicious intent it was at this point I began receiving customer complaints most of the time hope and Sonny would take the word of the so called customer or the server passing on the complaint without gathering Amy proof that a discrepancy had even occurred I later came to learn that the complaints were completely fabricated it was really a co-worker just trying to stir the pot this whole Horror Story came to its climax when a cokehead now former employee circulated a rumor that I refused to wait on an elderly african-american military veteran because I was a racist being one myself I respect all veterans I found it alarmingly laughable at best because one I am a very gay man and to most of my boyfriend's haven't been white hell everyone including hope and Sonny met my brazilian ex-boyfriend who looked black when he had previously popped in for a Sunday brunch so you can understand why this occasion was out of character and completely out of the blue it wreaked of sabotage it was too outlandish to be anything else so the write-up came I was absolutely furious as my suspicions that I'd been set up were confirmed both hope and Sonny wouldn't let me get a word in I finally got their attention by stating in a raised voice that I had a right to have my say surprised by my assertiveness both went slit eyed and rather smugly said go on I pointed out to them that all of my guests loved me several of my regulars are Hispanic or african-american and in nearly eight years of employment never once had I been accused of being prejudiced or bigoted I also pointed out that one of my regulars a married female african-american dr. if my hands were free what rap to me and give me a hug kiss me on the cheek and hold me so tight I felt like I was being suffocated hope and Sonny were having none of it I also pointed out that the drama starting liar who filed the complaint it gets me had been fired because she was caught by hope snorting cocaine in the ladies restroom given her predisposition to lie the validity of her accusation should be questioned and the write-up destroyed based off of their surprised expressions it was clear I'd exposed her complicitous in creating a hostile work environment but they refused to take the bait completely done with it all I flat out bellowed I am NOT nor have I ever been a racist I'm pretty sure the entire store heard me then I went for the zinger that lingers you have no idea how many black men have been in my bed you could hear a pin drop D Amanda the Creole prep cook was walking by the open office door when it let out that line and she nearly doubled over with laughter there were two training managers facing away from us while they were on the computer doing online courses they almost collapsed onto the keyboard then turned around looking at me with shocked expressions on their faces Sonny's face went beet red hopes face turned white and her eyes widened I said you know what hope remember how you said that if I didn't like the way you ran things I should quit goodbye I didn't give them a chance to respond my shift was about to start in less than seven minutes I took off my key fob laid it on the safe emptied my apron put everything in a takeout bag it did an about-face and walked out echoing have fun trying to cover my shifts it was exhilarating and liberating all the same time it was like the end of Private Benjamin when Goldie Hawn walked out of her wedding and threw away her bail except I've never won a dress just kidding I have aside from returning two weeks later to get my final paycheck I haven't set foot in there I have no reason to go back I have a new job at a wonderful company with great bosses that value me as an employee in a person I actually look forward to going to work now I never thought that was possible double plus they don't expect me to be an emotionless robot our next reddit post is from maan bro so my friend who is an on reddit told me this beautiful story that needs to be heard a few years ago she worked at a little hole-in-the-wall franchise liquor store here in Alberta Canada the staff received a notice from management stating that they suspected the Alberta Gaming & Liquor Commission was going to be doing some kind of secret shopping in the area to find liquor stores who weren't checking for ID and that as such they were to ID every single customer without exception having worked at a liquor store myself this would suck but it beats getting a personal fine and pissing the boss off getting them a big fine as well so one day my friend is on shift and her horrible manager and franchise owner who no one light comes in to purchase a bottle my friend asked for ID this ensues can I see some ID I didn't bring it with me just ring me up sorry as per your memo I can't do that I need to see ID for every customer no exceptions cashier ring me up now or you'll be written up sorry and no can do manager you were very explicit we ID everyone you should have known to bring yours obviously that doesn't apply to me I own the store ring me up or you're fired guess I'll leave then so my friend drops her apron and starts walking to the door and her manager lunges for her and grabs her and starts yelling in her face about how she's fired and going to be banned from every franchise store for life due to insubordination bla bla bla then out of nowhere a plainclothes cop cuffs the manager and she gets arrested for assault as it turns out in the line behind psycho manager was not only a plainclothes officer but an aged ELC employee in the end the a GLC employee find the manager over $10,000 and she was fired by the franchisee for the incident and banned from even entering one of their stores again in addition to the suspended sentence and community service time she was same as two for assaulting her staff member and then down the comments we have this story from PME or insanity I was working in Hawaii at a pretty popular restaurant a few years ago and I guess at a party of eight all adults they'll order their dream and in general I only ID people that look up to be at least 35 years old if they look any older I don't bother anyway so I do the younger looking ones at the table they look to be about 30 everything's fine then one of the older looking ladies at the table probably in her mid-50s asked me why he didn't ID her I look at her and play-along I asked for ID well she didn't have it with her now I can't serve her any alcohol so I explained to her that I'm not allowed to sell alcohol to anyone who can show me their ID if I ask for it the whole table things I'm joking so I go to my manager and explain the situation to him he ends up going to the table and telling them the same thing they ended up leaving after arguing with my manager for like 15 minutes that was our / mostess compliance and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 16min 19sec (979 seconds)

Published: Thu May 28 2020