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mmm-hmm who doesn't love a nice nutritious breakfast of hurt what's up guys welcome back to Ma my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash make me suffer oh man you're daring guy aren't you just love you just love building anxiety don't you buddy banana senpai yes Apple Chan what listen I appreciate that he drew on me at the half on banana but this is just dumb good banana joke though that's a 10 out of 10 sweet Jesus [Laughter] go on sit with Dora hey sorry I get nervous talking to beautiful girls I've seen this one before and I still don't quite know what is the deal with this gentleman not quite sure what the deal is with him he's just a character so help me God if you don't get mastered you're out of the jar get him out of the jar you're gross when your girl is flat-chested so you got to suck on her pimples that's gross man if a good morning text show a nice coffee up my butt so I know it's real as you wish Isaiah for all the bullies calling me fat look what I'm holding that's right an ak-47 watch it she's got the heat she's strapped and I recommend we stay stay backed off huh fruit gushers I know the yarn don't tell me that's what the are man style flavor I want to try you seem so calm to have all these bugs on you know those mosquitos bro they're gonna suck you dry like a Capri Sun and you're just chilling he fears no mortal being you remember in Harry Potter when that one guy tried to heal Harry's arm but he instead just deleted his arm bones imagine is that in a fight dude comes out you've just delete his skull his teeth stay behind just hanging by his nerves of getting tangled together Oh remind me never to watch you have superpowers dude that's a sadistic thought process huh we all have demons and sometimes they whip keep that away from them oh man I guess that's one way to make it fun huh okay is that supposed to be that's pac-man right I love the texture on that one this is really cool what do I like the texture on this so much it's like it's real that's dope hey it's McDonald's Thor my favorite kind the tastiest kind I want those bananas you can keep them there's someone in there you already have a customer for those when you're about to eat Mexican food and know somebody else will clean your butt it should be a shame but I'm not oh well the nurses can take care of this one true lupus for me don't come to school tomorrow Greg and that's a threat from me Manny haffley say no I'm legit my favorite kind of popsicles catch a branch of barbecue mm-hmm can't get enough time for a little IRT and he means it he's got the belly fanny pack - hey Trump look at this Thank You Connie a very cool dish is a very silly photo clearly photoshopped it's not real but I'm saying it was real it's very cool I like flesh tone Yoda but you know what I respect them he seems wise leaked design for horse 2.0 said to release in late 2020 in collaboration with Tesla oh my axolotl had babies here's one of them not anymore shoplifters will be beaten trampled and stomped on survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law Oh oh yeah is that how you want to eat that bar chief you like yours with the shell on huh is that an eye whoa I know we have some really smart cookies to watch these videos can anyone tell me what's going on here that is fascinating Wow me and my friends are from the mom forgets to flush the toilet dinnertime boys eat up gross you don't need it so gonna ride me Charles Charles why would you tell me this I'm a committed man Charles not anymore we can't do this suffer more thanks Mario I am he's just reminding me - oh look it was more of a warning cuz that's Donkey Kong and Ridley Thanks I hate it damn bro I want to see him close his hand entirely I wanna see how many times that finger wraps up in itself bro you good your hand be looking like a bunch of coral last time you fall asleep in the tub huh yeah how no I've never let this tape measurer go down ever since Roderick came in my life mean you can just not quite up to scratch hey do you ever flip the pizza over to get them grill marks just wondering that is putrid I'm like multiple levels because you brew pewter ruin that heating element at some point to those elements aren't aren't cheap at all I don't think Oh yucky yucky yucky chief I don't sleep a socks on because they usually still too wet from the shower anyway what Sam I was actually just watching River Monsters last night this is funny god how gigantic fish could be is kind of terrifying you ever think about that like we really have some beasts living in our waters don't claim to be eco-friendly if you want forming one dreadlock with your coochie hands and using it as a reusable tampon alright so don't tell me but you eco-friendly chief what people think falling in love together is like oh but what it's actually like is uh I've jerked to you before I've chucked it to you too that's true love how to circumcise yourself circumcision for beginners trust me this guy's a professional like yo he says circumcision for beginners like there's multiple times you can do that to yourself it doesn't you know we're not starfish we can't grow it back oh this is kind of cool is it weird that I get a kick out of this stuff I think this is really neat I love the invader zim plankton that's a really cool plankton to me I know y'all didn't just show me a Rick Sanchez pony I'm but uh I'm bout a head out I'm bout a head out the snag the smiles back goldfish children wake all children us a whoa wait hold on wait a second I think I know what's going on here water was discovered at 500 BC people in 501 BC yummy yummy yummy time to drink pee you know next year our 4th of July don't use ketchup use Colgate a nice minty flavor with your hot dog whoa this is cool hold up that's neat is this like a is this like a tangible thing or is this just a painting this is really cool I like that am i weird cuz I like that that stuff really fascinates me sorry with your bed isn't against at least one wall you're not valid are you sure thing this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free well then I real some Psychopaths put that bed like this so that even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals and while actually a single person's bed is generally against two walls a couple's bed is generally against one wall in people with zero walls have no fear the dark slash unseen with direct access to their head and therefore could not be human okay the bed just out in the middle of room is babba have you considered only the footboard and against a wall no I hadn't why would you put that image into my head single people couples people who don't know fear couples it should be feared okay but how about this someone made loss oh that's that does it hey enough this time I'm afraid it's me who needs your assistance flip yourself in a real bad time under scanning - take your hand and borrow for $30,000 don't ask what Clippy does with your money hey get in bro you could just toss those in the back now I think I'll get in the back it's okay roses are red the church has a steeple man gets diarrhea on a rollercoaster and splashes 14 people look out you're in the splash zone little did you know this was a water ride you imagine us watch a Disney Plus and I pull out the mouseketool if you ever call you we are mouseketool just know that that's when that's when all respect is lost man look at all those veins all it takes is one wire cutter to make you run away chief okay I wanna be real here is this do people like really like admire this like the the veins terrify me I really do this isn't real because I couldn't see this as being like healthy really it just seems like at any moment he's gonna burst my brain you breathed automatically until this moment you blinked automatically until now your tongue is always uncomfortable you always see your nose you just don't notice it come on me and that's a Quadra effective things that I want to think about man she's beginning her cheese clap by every dude in bikini bottom when yeah one two three four different dudes who've clapped their cheeks and she's even got a kid the assassination of JFK recreation thank you for teaching our kids history you are what you eat said the Blue Fairy unwisely Pinocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school you are what you eat huh well I'm looking at no you can eat buffet Pinocchio said how reestablishing the Soviet Union can bring back disco while listen to your president I sure love to party but it's no not November I don't care you've broken a vow Nikki and for that you've lost respect by millions Oh grandpa my house like wrapping yours come on man they're in a cage bro come on dude I just makes me mad woke up took a dump got out of bed alright oh I've seen these I keep seeing these posts more and more or people just doing this for fun I almost swore they're to kiss the stupidity just enrages me or people just doing this for Internet points I really hope all your phones break I really do know Succot of Satan's USB stick in God's bathroom those vapes I say nope unless you want to die like snake yeah no vapes unless you wanted that like Snape baby Kanye said so that's all ja that's all 69 that's all yay that's about accurate it's about what I'd expect hey yo when I pull up to the Donalds on what a large catch up with a fries fry on the side oh you know the sex was good when the goose bumps on your dong will go away a whole month later oh it's really uncomfortable though I'm not gonna lie that's a good face swap I like that imagine the whole movie where their face swap like that oh I hate that makes me feel some kind of way at real Donald Trump vigorously snatches your virginity yo I love this movie all right straight up if you haven't seen scary stories to tell in the dark it is one of the coolest movies I have seen clearly for the fact that the monsters are like palpable they're really you could touch them that's a costume someone was a body actor that it's minimal CGI you know how cool that is it is so neat I love it so much I love practical movie monsters okay enough of me freaking out because so much for know not November I did finish looking at the pillow Chad's office I said the word and I said the F word I said Society F me daddy a sure thing sport hey look get a vasectomy nice money swim team survivors snip-snip array oh yeah love that you can't shoot me you can't tase me you can't gas me you can't even knock know about something very fragile very precious going squish I am the ultimate supervillain manager we're more than just a team were a family it's exactly how it works it's always better to come in the sink than to sink and to come Isaac Newton begs Isaac yo slimy swamp ghost I love this guy sorry so this is the thing that chases me upstairs when I turn the lights off and he's just a front little guy really he doesn't mean you no harm bro it's a match bullet bill and JFK sick walk out feeling great toilet you can provide simple effective exercises to help you relax release and bring a smile to your day it's what I do Ida toilet yoga I feel great afterwards me turns up the court in a fur suit hi I'm your public defender me tears of my eyes begging the judge hopefully guilty if you arrest them to the judge also in a fur suit Oh Hey look bro it sticks short over what takes hey look it's roaches smell do it for our slash make me suffer if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to catch more of me you can find me at twitch.tv ford slash damian lien live and as always I'll be seeing you you

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Id: eP_QNU7jksM

Length: 12min 22sec (742 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 10 2020