Republicans’ Dumb Fight Against Vaccine Passports & Trump is for Hire!

i'm jimmy i'm the host of this which is what we call a show thanks for watching thank you for joining us on a special day national doctor's day this is the day on which we honor the men and women who are really the only strangers you feel comfortable asking will you look at this lump on my butt and nobody's out banging pots and pans for the doctors anymore except for dr phil every night at around midnight i drive by his house i bang on a but we should be we are hopefully coming out of the covet tunnel thanks to doctors thanks to scientists every country has had to fend for itself during this thing which doesn't seem like the best way to handle a worldwide threat and so now a number of world leaders are signing what they call a pandemic treaty that would put us in a better position to collaborate when this inevitably happens again germany france england they are all on board they say that if humans want to survive as a species we need to work together instead of selfishly focusing on our own individual countries in other words we're doomed that will never happen you know those movies where the aliens show up and all the nations join forces to fight them up i think we've learned from covet that if that does happen we'll be like you guys should go conquer switzerland they have no weapons at all even their cheese has holes in it this is kind of unbelievable but also par for the course there's a controversy now we now have controversies where we never had them before over the so-called vaccine passports that the biden administration and private industry are working on so that we have a way to prove that you got your shots for the purposes of travel or going to a concert sporting event whatever if you have a vaccine passport you will be able to do that stuff but unfortunately many republicans aren't on board with that including ron desantis the terrible governor of florida you want to go to a movie theater should you have to show that no you want to go to a game do you no i'm going to go to a theme park no so we're not supportive of that right which is very rich coming from the party that wants nine forms of identification before you can vote but rhonda sanders isn't the only dope who opposes the passport none other than clan mom herself marjorie taylor greene believes there are biblical implications they want you to be required to have something called a coveted passport and this this would mandate your ability to be able to travel your ability to be able to go to events your ability to be able to buy and sell and i asked the question earlier today is this something like biden's mark of the beast because that is really disturbing and um not good but a good question real good poor joe biden how can you reach across the aisle when the other side thinks you have hooves what a dumb person the mark of the beast everyone knows the the mark of the beast is zuckerberg that's the mark of the but no the only thing worse than the mark of the beast is the marky mark of the beast but go on marjorie let's analyze that you see it's still the same thing it's still fascism or communism whatever you want to call it fascism and communism are literally opposite things it's it's why germany and the soviet union fought in world war ii but they both have ism in them so you know that they're bad things it's fascism or communism or i don't astigmatism all bad things there should be a test to get into congress you have to take a test to be able to drive congress they just wave you right through over the past year it seems like every company made a commercial to remind us of how much they care about this that they're here for us during these troubled times but as businesses are starting to open back up they're also starting to change their tone a little bit in these more certain times as the world opens up and life gets back to normal menon wants you to know that we don't think of you as family anymore we have our own families so suck it up you're on your own from now on speed stick the honeymoon's over go yourself i guess it's back to secret for me speaking of secrets donald trump uh you remember him donald trump donald trump yesterday unveiled his new official website uh it's called 45 office.com they had to pay godaddy five dollars to get the domain name of all the possible urls 45 office dot is he launching a website or a new version of microsoft word this website as you might guess is something else i spent some time combing through it this afternoon he basically set up a fan page for himself there are photos of don palin around with dictators there's areas spreading covet to babies and there are a number of special offers you can request a video from donald or melania it says thank you for your interest in receiving a greeting from donald j trump and melania trump for your special occasion please allow up to six weeks for processing of your request 10 if your name is eric or don jr due to the volume of requests president mrs trump received we will not provide status updates and then you scroll down for a list of occasions uh birthdays adult child birthday veteran military retirement wedding condolences who's ordering a condolence video from donald trump your mother died oh it's too bad she was a total disaster he basically just launched his own version of cameo you can even book the former president for parties and events look at this thank you for your interest in inviting donald j trump to participate in your event then you have to answer questions like audience and notable invitees including estimated number of attendees he wants to know how big the crowd is and if uh tvs hercules kevin sorbo will be there i guess in less than three months donald trump has gone from president of the united states to bookable birthday clown meanwhile at the white house there was another another biting incident yesterday do you hear about this uh the president's german shepherd major is said to have nipped a national park service employee on the south lawn of the white house this is a second person major bit this month the last time they sent him home to delaware but i guess he didn't learn anything biden himself has said major is a sweet dog and that 85 percent of the people at the white house love him because the other 15 had their nuts in his teeth i guess but i wonder how they're gonna handle this you can't have a dog going around biting people i mean say what you will about donald trump mike pence never been anybody here in l.a movie theaters are going to open up soon they will open them to half capacity but some people don't even go to the movies anymore because some people spent their lockdown doing this during quarantine my husband built a video rental store in our basement he decided he needed a project at the house to keep himself busy instead of refinishing our kitchen cabinets he decided to build a video rental store and instead of getting divorced that man his name is brian hogan and his wife erin are joining us here tonight from their video store in the basement of their home in des moines iowa hi brian and hi erin thanks for being with us i guess my first question is why uh well mainly because uh all the stores were closing and i wasn't gonna be able to visit them anymore and uh my daughter moved away from college and i'm also just an insane person yeah you do you have wi-fi and you know about netflix and that sort of thing right absolutely it's just uh it's not the same it's not the same you love this stuff you love like vhs tapes what else do you have blu-rays dvds that sort of thing yeah laserdiscs all of it what is it about them that that is so appealing is it the fact that you could hold them and touch them and see them or what yeah i think it's tangible you know i don't think uh flipping through thumbnails on uh you know streaming services has the as the exact appeal to me anyway aaron you are a very tolerant person aren't you my kitchen cabinets still aren't refinished jimmy so you know maybe someday he'll get to that project too what was the basement before was it empty um no i mean it was full of movies just very you know unorganized it was our step-daughter's bedroom and we he converted it oh that does she know what she's well i'm sure she knows yeah that she's gonna be like her new room is filled with troop beverly hills or something like that yeah she sleeps in the action section now you do have an i watch the video you do have an act will you show us around the place yeah absolutely there's an action section we didn't have an action section in our basement but here you go look at this we're entering comedy sorry lady yeah so all of this right here be our comedy section you get fantastic things like howard the duck oh yeah [Applause] that's a hard one where do you put that one i mean that could also go in the superhero section right it could it could it's technically uh technically a marvel film uh-huh and you where did you get all this this this stuff this video store stuff um i've been collecting movies for you know 20 years or so like thrift stores and all that but the shelving i got because our local video stores are closing i see and now do you have customers at your video store uh not yet we're still you know we're still we're still keeping it closed okay all right um here's those here's a drama okay uh michael douglas behind the candelabra oh you're familiar with that one yeah he was good in that and you got i see you got almost famous on the wall there you got oh you got all sorts of little items yeah wow you found a wife i mean i'm really surprised this is one of the most fun mental breakdowns i've ever seen what's your policy on rewinding there at the uh i mean i definitely the kids are definitely doing chores if they don't rewind the tapes when they bring them back down to the basement oh yeah are there movies that you have like a bunch of copies of like they'd have a blockbuster when you go there and there's something very popular yeah i've cornered the market on forrest gump i have at least 300 copies of it oh 300 what why well it sounds like you need to buy another house why do you have 300 copies of forrest gump so you don't have to i see i see do you have the 1987 sylvester stallone arm wrestling drama over the top i do have over the top do you know everyone you have uh i have it pretty well cataloged in my head but in case i don't there's you know i have it uh i have it like in a spreadsheet aaron do you and brian ever just stand there in the store for 45 minutes arguing over what you should watch like like we used to in the old days absolutely we have very different taste in movies i see okay and is there an adult section yeah the adult section is actually right here oh behind behind the counter so you have to you have to ask for it i see i'll slip it across the table in a brown paper sack and how strict are you when it comes to late fees is that a thing there late fees are incredibly high that might be why we don't have any customers yet i see you have all the setup you got everything boy that is something else do people go nuts when they come down there and you show them around uh yeah i think i mean most people that i know already know that i'm crazy so uh-huh okay all right i got some here i want to show you this too we just added this just for you recently there's me uh-huh oh i see you've got my film library there oh i have bad news for you brian that movie like mike yeah you just passed by i got cut out of that i was not in i yeah yeah they told me i was going to be in it and then i shot it and then i took my kids to see it and they're like where were you dad yeah you need to edit that imdb but i will tell you that you're my favorite batman oh oh thank you very much i i take great pleasure in being happy all right well i feel like you're missing one thing down there we have a special gift for you guillermo's gonna bring in an hour we're gonna send this to you in the video a bunker machine and uh you can use it to make popcorn and hopefully it'll make it smell less like a basement down there absolutely thanks well thanks brian and aaron i appreciate you showing us around your basement hi thanks for being with us guillermo you're not supposed to eat their popcorn that's theirs sorry all right that's bryan and eric if you like that video click subscribe and we'll be together until one of us dies

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Length: 14min 1sec (841 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 30 2021