GOP Throws Out MyPillow Mike, Trump’s Crazy Memorial Day Message & Governor Gavin Newsom Sneaks In

hi everyone i'm jimmy i'm the host of the show thank you for watching thank you for joining us on um oh anna it's a big night it's friends reunion night in america that's right you know they may not be there for you anymore but we are right guillermo that's right jimmy that's right uh we're coming to you from studio 4h in hollywood you know we haven't had a studio audience in well over a year i you know at first i did the show for no one at home which was sad and now i've been doing a show for our staff which is somehow even sadder and so to liven things up we've been inviting one or two vaccinated people per week to sit in our audience and tonight we are joined by what is your name sir uh my name is gavin hi gavin how are you doing thanks for being with us it's great to have you here great to be here what is it uh what do you do for a living gavin i i hate to admit this uh in politics jimmy in politics what's politics what are you oh really what do you do in politics i'm a governor i'm a governor yeah every state's got one jimmy of a state of a state yeah imagine that oh oh of california yeah that's an interesting job is that fun hey that's what i mean you're asking me of being governor of california's funds yeah my gosh this last year it's been a hell of a lot of fun oh yeah it's been a great yeah so you might know something about this new lottery plan for people who get vaccinated here in california how does that work exactly and keep in mind we can't understand a single word you're saying no i mean right june 15th with you these damn june 15th can we get an audience all right yeah you heard it the governor said we can have that's it so what people will get uh entered in the lottery if they everybody that's gone vaccinated in california is automatically eligible we put 116 million dollars up and on june 15th we're going to do 15 million raffle we'll be doing a series of raffles 50 000 on friday june 4th friday june 11th 50 gift cards uh unprecedented for people have been vaccinated been vaccinated and encouraging new people to get vaccinated what if you have been you were vaccinated but when they were one of the smart ones who got vaccinated do you still get in the raffle and some of the states are doing unravels but they don't include folks that did the right thing right we're including everybody that's okay and what if what if you um you got vaccinated under the name carlos danger would you still be would i still be i mean would one still be eligible jimmy i have no idea why you're asking all right well that's good right really fascinating are you eligible i am not the lobby for the record but kimmel you are i i mean am need the money kimmel you need the money okay everybody if i won hey are you going to do like a draw the ball type of thing on tv whatever if you got any creative ideas i'm all ears so let's i mean i think we've got a guy who could be really good at drawing balls [Music] unbelievable all right so you're not just the governor tonight you are the studio audience members there's a lot of responsibility i know you're used to responsibility but this is more for me personally this is more and also there are no bathroom breaks it doesn't matter what you do okay all right so governor newsome is our studio audience you know the holiday weekend is almost upon us things are loosening up i'm ready i'm faxed um bikini waxed a former former president el crapo posted a memorial day message on his website today he wrote with memorial day weekend coming up tomorrow people start driving in the biggest automobile days of the year i'm sorry to say the gasoline prices that you will be confronted with are far higher than they were just a short number of months ago where we had gasoline under two dollars a gallon remember as you're watching the meter tick and your dollars pile up how great of a job donald trump did as president soon russia and the middle east will be making a fortune on oil and you'll be saying how good it was to have me as your president wasn't it great to be energy independent but we are energy independent no more shame shame shame other than that have a great memorial day weekend he's just a crazy old man shouting at pigeons now he seems to forgot the reason gas prices were low was because we had no place to go we had nowhere to drive we there was a terrible virus killing our grandparents so we when i was president we spent money on porn stars not gasoline but 34 million americans are expected to hit the road this weekend another two and a half million have plans to fly which is way up from this time last year tsa says expect long lines at the airport i'm even excited to see the tsa i'm even excited to go when that one touches my inner thigh i'm gonna look the agent right in the eyes and say i missed you too big guy i really did last night in new york the knicks won their first playoff game since 2013 and this was the scene outside madison square garden now keep in mind they won one game that might be the saddest happiness i've ever seen in my life the first round of the nba playoffs is underway last night in philadelphia last night russell westbrook of the washington wizards he was headed to the locker room he got an injury some a sixers fan dumped a bag of popcorn on his head and he was not happy about that it was it felt like a mafia movie and westbrook was being sent a message by one of orville redenbacher's goons it was like so players including lebron james are now calling for more protection but that's philadelphia i mean that that's what good they finally get to go to games again immediately they're dumping snacks on opposing players heads in georgia the governor of georgia brian kemp was on fox news last night getting stroked by lawrence jones for deciding not to take a hard stance in support of vaccines and at the end of their chat kemp made a statement about freedom that was so eloquent i immediately started embroidering it on a pillow they want to take the vaccine it is available to them if they decide not to the state should not punish them so i thank you for your leadership on this issue governor thanks lawrence it is america the land of the home and and freedom reigns beautifully put that's i'm almost governor newsome do you know governor kemp from governor club [Laughter] i got to unpack that that was i mean i'm glad i'm wearing a mask well if you see him please tell him how moved we all were by his speech it was blessed no i mean i'm glad you showed it you should replay it [Laughter] speaking of governors my pillow man mike lindell is rumored to be planning a run in minnesota but he hasn't received a warm welcome from his fellow republican governors in fact he was he says he was turned away from the annual meeting of the republican governors association apparently he flew all the way to nashville specifically for this event but when he got to the hotel to pick up his credential he says they turned him away says an event coordinator told him he would not be allowed at any of the official events you acted like i wasn't invited to that that's the only reason i came to nashville and i have the path to prove it and you know what he called him up and he did a retract or he added on to his story he said mike has the credentials he has the invite to the governor's mansion and guess what he called him up and you know what they told him steve they told him i wasn't invited well obviously i need to know more about what happened there so we reached out to mike and he is joining us now uh mike lindell hey mike mike thank you for thank you for do for taking time to do this oh for sure it's not like i have anything uh the hell else to do now that i got turned away from the governor's ball right right that's what i wanted to ask about is it true you were invited and then uninvited once you got there because that seems hard to believe and sure as heck did happen jim and i can prove it i have a confidential document right here okay well now that that looks a little bit like a a cheesecake factory menu to me the hell it does oh were you will you look at that yeah so many choices in this yeah okay you got orange chicken you got chicken with oranges mike yeah got a whole factory turkey look at that yeah mike i tell you what i'll take two of the cheesecake flatbread peaches and uh and afraid the fried cheese margarita my mike here you're not at the cheesecake factory and i'm not a waiter well you're sure a shoot art the service here is terrible no the point is i've been shadow banned again this time from the republican governors association just because i'm not a republican governor nor have i ever been in any association with god's green earth oh that does i mean it makes a little bit more and it's all because i'm getting too close to the truth about the jimmy the the deep state let me tell you the truth about the deep state because i get too close when i when i talk with the people when i talk to sometimes i touch him with my mustache right on the lips well yeah that's how you get fiber jimmy from the mustang yeah well yeah that is a little weird but this doesn't make sense why would they invite you and then once you get got there turn you away how should i know it's like my 50th birthday party all over again you were you were turned away from your 50th birthday party yes i was i got canceled cultured because i showed up nude two guys threw me out of an arby's what oh you wait your 50th birthday was that orbeez oh sure it was a big 5.0 they give you free curly fries on your b day i didn't become a millionaire pal by turning down free curly fries that's for darn damn sure how you know mike how did you become a millionaire i became a millionaire through hard work dedication and selling the best darn pillows a lonely fella can have sex with okay mike mike no no no mike said settle down you settle down pal we paid for this look where the heck is a popcorn shrimp in my diet dr pepsi mike i'm not i'm not the waiter i'm but while i have you i want to ask do you think there's any truth to this q anon theory what yes yes i do yes well i haven't even told you what the theory is yet whatever it is i believe it okay well no the theory is that the government is using ufos to distract us from voter fraud in the 2020 election oh you're darn tootin they are it's the same reason that they canceled last man standing and killed dmx they don't want us to know the truth jimbo but i know the truth i know the truth about voter fraud i know the truth about hunter biden and i know the truth about the truth about cats and dogs uma thurman and janine galapagos were a gosh darn flight in this underrated gym from 1996 to the duo certified fresh rotten tomatoes 85 score but dominion wants you to believe it was a flop i say open the box office ticket machines and show us their guts you your cowards you go i got what is that you're drinking mike they say it's oat milk but the last time i checked oats don't even have teats yeah yeah oh god whatever it is it tastes like it's bamboo and ejaculate and i've always thought i've always loved that now where the heck is that fried cheese margarita i ordered all right mike thank you so much for thank you jimmy krempel hey you want me to send you the pillow i can send you on my channel oh thank you that's okay you can pork it when you're alone you can pork it real quick all right thank you mike grindell uh you know what i have to say uh i need to apologize to the governor governor knew somebody i had no idea he was going to behave like that he needs a nap if you like that video then put a ring on it click the subscribe button below oh oh oh

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Length: 12min 50sec (770 seconds)

Published: Thu May 27 2021