r/Entitledparents "Give Me Your BABY Or I'll SUE You!" Funny Reddit Posts

welcome to our slash entitled parents we're an entitled mother actually tries to kidnap an infant just so her daughter can play with it this happened yesterday and yes it was as stupid as it sounds so for some quick context I'm a cleaner at a private school it cost something like 25 thousand pounds a year to send your kid here so you can imagine the amount of rich entitled BS that goes on you already know who entitled mom and me are so let's get into it it's 4:00 p.m. and I've been at work for an hour just getting on with what I'm doing and the entitle mom comes storming into the classroom I'm cleaning you need to move your car what's why the entitled mom speaking very slowly and loudly for some reason you need to move your car me copying her tone no I don't entitled mom does some confused blinking why are you talking like that because you were oh whatever just move your stupid car it's blocking me and I have an appointment lady my car isn't blocking you I'm parked along the back row by a hedge blocking it nobody you're lying come and move your car right now this goes on for about five minutes and eventually I figure she won't shut up unless I do something look if I prove that my car isn't the one blocking you will you get out of my face finally just move the stupid thing so I can go so I get my keys in the cupboard where my stuff is entitled mom practically glued to my shoulder the whole time go to the car park press the button on my key and the lights blink in my beat-up Fiat in the corner see my car right they're not blocking anyone thinking that's the end of it I turn to go back to my job and she started screaming behind me you stole those car keys that's not your car your car is in front of mine get your keys right now and move it okay which car do you think is mine I figured if it's a staff members car I could direct the crazy woman to them she marched over to a Range Rover presumably hers with was blocked in by a brand-new Porsche a brand-new freakin Porsche and glared at me I have must have stared at her for at least 10 seconds before I started laughing my butt off lady if you think I could afford that car on a part-time cleaning job you must be delusional she then started yelling about how I'm deliberately stopping her leaving and she's going to have my car towed but I just walked away I don't get paid enough to deal with that garbage I have no idea what happened after that but I really hope the Porsche driver didn't leave for another few hours just to stick it to her I'm surprised this Janet didn't handle the situation better after all you think this guy would be much more experienced in dealing with garbage setting local coffee shop one afternoon after our mommy and me yoga class I know it sounds dumb but a great way to meet mommy friends me and baby decided to get a coffee and ketchup well I would get a coffee she would get that sweet sweet booby milk well baby lightweight that she is passes out after that boob milk I decided to be wild and get that second cup of coffee I'm drinking my second cup of coffee when a wild entitled kid and entitled mom up here the Intel kid says Oh Oh baby I smile and go back to reading the news and sipping my coffee when I look up and title kid is trying to pick up my sleeping baby I panicked obviously I yelled no no no no oh she wasn't hurting her I want to hold the baby she's sleeping and you're too little to hold her honey she's heavy oh just let her hold her entitled kid is very mature she's not a baby doll no you don't have to be a P word excuse me during this time and title kid tried to pick up baby and woke her up so baby starts crying I pick her up and start hushing her now see what you did leave us alone she just wants my daughter to hold her she tries to grab my baby what the Freak get away I turn to keep baby away the baby cries just let her hold her she keeps trying to steal my baby help I open hand punch her in the nose at this point the coffee shop employee jumps in and pulls her away one of them says they called the police in title mom's nose is bleeding and title kid is sobbing I kind of feel bad for the kid she's pretty little but her mom should teach her better the employees asked us to stay and wait for police good she assaulted me and traumatized my child baby is still crying so I give her that boob she's exposing herself to a child pedophile I what I ignore her and baby finally calms down the police came and asked us each what happened she exposed herself to my daughter and assaulted me me scared that I'm going to jail that isn't true she tried to steal my baby I just was protecting her luckily the coffee place had cameras she got arrested for attempted kidnapping I have to go to court for it next month update we got a court on April 14 for there criminal charges against entitle mom for attempted kidnapping I didn't expect to update before then but then this happens me and baby went to the park this morning we got back around 11:00 a.m. there was a man standing on our porch looking lost the baby was in her stroller sleeping I put my hand in my purse and onto my mace can I help you I'm looking for a first name last name I have a package for her he pulls out a thick envelope it was cardi B level thick I'm her I can take it I take the cardi B envelope as soon as it is in my hands and I signed for disguise guy rips off his fake mustache and delivery guy hat revealing his real identity a legal intern cool cool cool you're being sued by the way good luck yep that's right I'm being sued by entitled mom why would the woman who try to snatch my baby be suing me how much damage could I have inflicted well apparently I did $25,000 in damage in this poor envelope was about 10 million pages detailing how she suing me for everything that is wrong in her life apparently I had broken her nose so she's suing me for not only related medical bills but she also wants me to pay for them to fix her pre-existing toad nose oh and of course emotional damage to her and her child apparently and title mom has anxiety and depression because of me entitle kid has PTSD from the incident finally I am also being sued for slander and character assassination because how dare I say she tried to steal my baby of course at the end she says she would be willing to settle out of court if I would drop the criminal charges well I took that letter to my lawyer and he said the judge would laugh her out of court especially if the criminal trial goes in our favor which is basically guaranteed so I will be seeing her in court on April 14th and I will see her again in July for the civil case oh my god I cannot wait what is gonna be this woman's defense she pulled her boob out to feed her baby that basically means she's a pedophile so if you want to see the update to the story be sure to subscribe to my channel and hit the bell button to turn on notifications I'll keep my eye out and if anything happens with the story I will definitely include it in a future video no real damage done but it was still annoying a cousin of mine recently got into Studio Ghibli films he wanted to borrow spirited away and I was okay with that his folks go to a church in my area so they agreed to swing by and grab the disc after service they come in and I go to get the disc my cousin starts asking about some of the other Ghibli films and anime mix into my DVD collection then he points to Soul Eater it's a great show but he just turned 13 and it wasn't exactly age-appropriate plus I didn't think his parents mainly his mother would approve they're very religious and the show revolves around the soul harvesting the Grim Reaper witches and some fanservice I'm still not sure why Ghibli was ok with them because of the spirits witches and demons but I was pretty sure a show called Soul Eater would tip that Jenga tower so when he asked me if I could borrow it I said no that no seemed to catch my aunts attention and she was by my cousin's side in a flash she asked why he can't borrow it and I told her it may not be age-appropriate then she says something along the lines of it's a cartoon it's meant for children you're a grown woman you shouldn't have this anyway I was a little irritated but stood firm instead I let the kid borrow my neighbor totoro as well as spirited away and they went home I thought everything was good until an hour ago I've received a call from my screaming aunt she accused me of trying to corrupt her son with vulgarity and Satanism I was lost at first and then she mentioned a demon and a naked Catwoman being in the first episode I checked my shelf and Soul Eater was missing I'm not sure when she did it but she had stolen the box --set they were returning the movies next Sunday and Soul Eater had better be with him I'm hoping she doesn't confiscate it like she does with other ungodly stuff that's it was around $50 after shipping and handling it was like the first anime box set I ever bought and I will go to war for its this is normally where I'd make a joke about the entitled mother digging her own grave by stealing something that she shouldn't have had in the first place but I don't know demons and naked Catwoman I kind of want to go check that out my high school is one of the hardest in the state hence why it provides a lot of opportunities for great colleges I'm currently a senior and I know exactly where I want to go I understand how dang important my grades are junior and senior year and I have to take it a lot more seriously than I did in my first two years you do hard work and you get rewarded for it unfortunately a lot of students and parents in my area don't agree with this sentiment I live in a fairly upper-class town not rich but pretty well-off so it's no surprise that a lot of people living here are stuck-up snobby grunts there's a notorious gang of entitled parents that was known all through elementary and middle school for threatening and bribing the school to let their kids pass and give them second chances they mostly got away with this behavior for a good eight years but then college applications rolled around and oh boy did these entitled parents lose their freakin minds here's the thing they refuse to accept colleges are not high schools while I've heard from a lot of older friends who graduated that college wasn't as stressful as our school they are not obligated to put up with your flak or your parents flak they will not be bullied into your demands and you're sure as heck not gonna get away with trying to bribe your precious baby into their schools the only way you're getting into those schools is through hard work and good behavior both of which the kids of these entitled parents had none of unto the rage I remember walking into school at around 6:30 a.m. to meet with my guidance counselor only to hear screaming and shouting coming from the student resources room I straight up grimace because I had to wait in there from my counselor and I knew what they were yelling about - I walk in and what do you know the frickin Karen squad is surrounding one of the staff and berating her about college admissions these parents were demanding did they contact the college's about why their kids were rejected and when the person told him that they can't do that at the moment the parents exploded I have to sit across from this one mom who's red-faced and looks like she's about to kill someone all because her precious little angel girl didn't get accepted to her dream school thankfully I got called back into my counselor's office pretty early and we went over which of the schools on my list I wanted to attend I asked her what the heck that people outside were so angry about and she said parents not getting what they want it happens every single year when I'm leaving I hear literal screeching in the hallway it's a Karen on her cell phone spewing venom at a college admin for explaining why her daughter was not accepted she kept threatening him with imaginary charges and even physical violence my guess is the dude on the other laughed and hung up on her because she started screaming and slamming her purse on the ground right after it's always really funny watching sucky parents stomp their feet and cry when they learned that their manipulation tactics don't work on the education system anymore they've been harassing and threatening their child's journey through school for so many years that when that power is finally taken away they throw a toddler level tantrum and scream how it's unfair you know I know that my are slash channel is pretty popular but if I could only install security cameras in the guidance counselor's office to catch footage of these entitled parents blowing their lid then PewDiePie and t-series would really have to watch their back because I could be hating subscribers by the millions for this story that makes sense you have to know that I am multilingual I am a white person as well so at first glance people don't think I can speak Spanish or Japanese or anything along those lines context I was a daycare worker for a year or so when I was younger we were having a Halloween party of sorts which meant the parents were invited similar to primary in elementary school a Hispanic woman entered the class and her one-year-old are so entered the class a little early I smiled at her and told her where to sit and wait while we finished up story time and then we would start the party of course the woman's daughter ran up to her and instantly began speaking Spanish to her which I understood every word the little girl was basically just going on about Halloween and how much he loves Halloween books another detail about this woman is that she looks very young like way too young to have a three-year-old or even a one-year-old she looked like a teenager but you know whatever maybe she has a bomb skincare routine good for her we finished Ori time two more parents into the room in his time and one of these parents is another Hispanic woman who immediately greets the other woman and they start to have a conversation in Spanish again I can understand every word they're saying but they don't know that we let the kids play as we set out the party stuff on the back counter is like party hats treats and we also start to set up games around the room I finally take a seat after just doing a million things at once and I begin to look down at my phone edit I didn't think I would need to clarify this but I need to add this I looked at my phone for maybe 20 seconds to see if an email came from my doctor or not at this time I was getting results back to see if I had cervical cancer I didn't by the way I know I don't need to add this it is not relevant I'm just sick of seeing comments saying that I shouldn't have been on my phone normally I wouldn't be and I agree that it's unprofessional but the situation encouraged me my apologies a flood of parents were coming in now the other carer in the room was giving them instructions so other than watching the kids I didn't really have much to do if it was just myself and my co-workers in the room I would have been 100% focused on the kids but they were about seven or eight adults in the room I wasn't worried I overhear a conversation that's in Spanish from Hispanic mom one and Hispanic mom - how lazy and we trust her to take care of our children I know right sitting on her fat butt looking at her cell phone what a bad influence I look up at them pretending I'm just looking around and don't understand a word they're saying I then placed my phone in my pocket and begin to help their daughters with a puzzle and begin speaking to the two girls in Spanish I looked up to see both of the other mothers looking at each other mortified they knew I heard them I was only three feet away I didn't laugh about it until after they left but when they did I laughed my butt off and I tell this story all the time because it's one of my personal favorites I hope you enjoyed don't assume they can't understand you I mean they probably don't but still lmao after all these stories I'm entitled parents who think they did nothing wrong at long last we at least find a set of entitled mothers who are ashamed by their despicable behavior that was our slash entitle parents and remember if you want to hear the update of the entitled woman who tried to sue the mom because she wouldn't let her kidnap her daughter then be sure to subscribe and turn on notifications because I will definitely post an update in a future video

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Id: 2R1PZ5PMM84

Length: 17min 17sec (1037 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 01 2019