r/Entitledparents "GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE! I NEEEEED IT!" Funny Reddit Posts

welcome to our slash entitled parents we're an entitled mommy domains that people make the Holocaust more child-friendly so I'm from Germany and we have some NS museums in different places to remind us of the horror and inform visitors of what happened in the specific area of Germany they're visiting I was visiting one when I heard a child cry not a baby that didn't know better but a toddler sounded genuinely upset inter entitled mom I hear her loudly complain about a video and how this isn't child-friendly at all now first of all in these museums its effing quiet second of all they are not supposed to be child-friendly they show raw horrible pictures that show a brutal truth and most adults are left speechless it can turn your stomach sometimes the employee said I'm really sorry it upset her this museum is suggested for ages 14 and up how is she supposed to learn now the kid was three max you can maybe talk to them about it but these museums are clearly not for kids it even says so on the website now I'm already invested in this when mom goes on about how they should have censored that I turn around to see what they're talking about and my heart sinks it's a video of piles of dead starved naked bodies they found in concentration camps it's a horrifying thing to look at and this lady complained about some genitalia being shown I'm pretty sure the kid was crying about the overall visual and not some dicks the employee looks shocked and she has clearly never heard that complaint before she confusedly offered to refund their tickets and the lady angrily agreed some people clearly what the Holocaust Museum should have done was gone back and put smiley face emojis over all of the sad dying prisoners to make it more child-friendly five years ago my husband and I bought a house we'd been saving for years to the down payment and the stars must have aligned for us to get it everything worked out perfectly the house was a major fixer-upper but it had land and we were happy with that turns out brother-in-law had looked at the house when it was listed as well they decided it was too much work to fix up and not worth it they wanted major upgrades to where as my husband and I are very simple people we don't need granite countertops or a soaking tub or hardwood throughout met up with the family recently and the brother-in-law was talking about how cramped her condo has become with two kids now brother-in-law decided this was the time to tell us that we should trade houses I kid you not brother-in-law is very very entitled brother-in-law proceeded to argue that we are only two people and their family is growing I could use the space literally suggested that we give ours to him and buy out his condo I laughed I knew he was serious but I couldn't help but laugh I never in my life imagined someone could be so freaking entitled that they demand someone give up their home for the sake of another family are you kidding me brother-in-law then got mad at me for not even considering it and begin justifying all the reasons his family needed our house more oh you think this would be the worst part right no it gets better we never finished the basement so there was only one bathroom in the house brother-in-law informed me that if we were to trade houses that we would need to make some major upgrades first because he wouldn't have time to be able to make any renovations he was somehow inexplicably certain that I would see the logic in his plan and just trade houses with them because they needed the extra space so much more and now my brother-in-law isn't talking to me because I laughed through the whole thing and wouldn't take him seriously win-win go ahead punish me by not talking to me at least then you'll stop trying to make me the bad guy because I had two spare rooms I don't use my husband and I each have an office and tell everyone how horrible I am because I wouldn't out your condo at market value while giving you ours out of the goodness of our hearts last I know he was now trying to tell my father-in-law to retire and move into the city so that they could have the farm joke's on him a father-in-law already talked about it and has left the firm to me and my husband in his will because we actually farm and brother-in-law thinks it's too much work I always thought the internet exaggerated that people like this exist I thought situations like this couldn't possibly be real what the heck are these people thinking on that note this YouTube channel has become way too much work and I'd like to trade with a smaller youtuber so let me know if you've got under a thousand subscribers I'll give you this channel and in exchange I'll buy your channel for a hundred thousand dollars let me know if you're interested some contacts backstory I still live in my parents house since my university is really closed so I don't need to get myself an apartment this story happened about a year ago this story on a beautiful Sunday morning I got woken up by my mother telling me that she has invited my aunt with her kids for lunch now to be honest I never liked that particular aunt that much but what can you do so about two hours later the family come over we have our lunch and afterwards we sit around in the living room and chat about at some point I noticed from the corner of my eye one of my aunts kids going to my room now I had my computer open and I was a bit afraid that he might do something to it so I followed him now that kid was about eight at the time and he should in no way be allowed to play violent video games and me being an avid gamer most if not all of the games I had installed were rated as Peggy 18 meaning they were to be played by people over 18 the conversation went like this do you have any games I do but they are not for you these are grown-up games but I want to play I'm sorry but you cannot at this point the kid runs out of the room into his mom Opie does not let me play games the entitled mother says to me come on let him play some games he has nothing else to do the games that I have in my computer are not for his age they are violent and disturbing at times but my little boy wants to play can't you let him play I'm sorry but these games are not for your child excuse me we are guests and you have to do what we say just let him play at this point I've gotten really angry and in hindsight I should have just opened a flash games website and let him play but this computer was my most prized possession having built it myself with mostly my own money and I would not let an eight-year-old play freely with it because I was afraid that he could damage it also my malicious compliance side came out at that moment so I did not pass the chance for some good old malicious compliance I say okay to both mom and child and take the kid with me I open outlast for those who don't know outlast is a horror game with many disturbing images and scary scenes especially for an eight-year-old child and let him play not even 5 minutes in I hear a scream from my room and I hear entitled kid run crying to his mother what the heck did you make him play what's wrong with you I told you before my games are not for young children they are for adults but you wouldn't listen the mom straight-up picked up her children was still crying and left the house after I told my mom exactly what I did she burst out laughing learn to listen to people when they warn you let me start by saying I'm 36 weeks pregnant and it's very obvious I'm pregnant I'm huge massive uncomfortable tired and grumpy I am currently in my local chain coffee shop sitting now with my effing cup of coffee that had to be remade because some random grandmother decided that as I'm pregnant I shouldn't be allowed to have caffeine full story I've ordered the coffee just a grande cold brew nothing crazy and I'm standing at the end of the counter waiting the barista calls my name and drink order I go to take it this grandma says you can't have that I didn't know she was talking to me so I continue to reach for my cup you can't have that you're pregnant it's one cup it's fine no you can't have it you're not allowed she takes the cup from my hand and drops it full into the trash next to the counter you cannot be serious it's fine my doctor even says it's fine I looked at the barista who was just standing there mouth a gape she lets me know she'll make me another please leave me alone I'm tired and want my coffee I get one cup a day this is it please go away the grandmother ban she's screaming at this point no you can't have it you're pregnant it will make you have the baby now you can't do it I won't let my daughter do it either but she drinks it anyway and if I can't save her I'll save you instead I don't think she breathed during this at all also what save me me looking around for help because I'm not good at confrontation and she's making me panic please stop looking at barista pleading for help with my every thought I'll just take that directly when you're done the barista hands me my cup directly and this insane woman goes to take it from me again so I yelled for her to stop trying to come near me I literally loudly and even now have a bit of a shake from doing it shouted please leave me alone you're making me uncomfortable and I don't want you this close she stopped did this fish mouth gaping thing went ugh fine and left the barista gave me a drink upon and apologized for the stress but goodness how can someone think that's okay so a pregnant lady drinking coffee is unthinkable but harassing and stealing from a pregnant lady is perfectly fine so after all this time reading these stories and saying to myself this can't be real it actually happened to me today background I'm a high school culinary arts teacher rewind to Friday the following exchange happens in my third hour class this student says miss why are you giving me an F because you've turned in three out of twenty seven assignments but miss I got a game this weekend and now you've made me ineligible sorry to hear that maybe turn in some work can't I just go wash some dishes or something no kid stomps off now that is a common exchange for a teacher during sports season I thought nothing of it until this morning I checked my email and saw this subject concern about entitled kids grade the original email was nice enough why is entitled kid failing etc so I emailed back entitled parents with the same response I gave entitled kid and then stuff got real I received a series of emails from entitled parent basically how dare you don't you know who he is the basketball team needs him change his grade right now I emailed back no I can set a meeting with Coach and principal if you like no you're just the cooking teacher do as you're told change his great now it's not like he will ever need the stuff you teach anyway sorry I'll help him after school with his work if you'd like but I'm not changing his grade with no work listen change his grade now or we will tell everyone you've been trying to sexually assault him it was at this point that she must have realized her truly epic mistake this was my school email and all of them are archived and can be seen by the public with a simple request because before I could even reply to that one I got this and just so you know my husband is a professional hacker for the government and these emails will all be gone in minutes change the grade or else so I took my stack of newly printed emails down to the boss just like a few minutes ago can't wait to see what happens next so this was posted about a week ago and just recently Opie added an update okay so I feel like I'm living in the zone after school I got the expected call from admin to come in for a meeting much of this meeting took place without me but essentially they rounded up entitled KITT and asked him point-blank if I'd ever sexually assaulted or harassed him in title kid said no she'd never do anything like that so then they showed him a copy of his mom's email and I guess he turned very pale he said that after he got home he told his mom he couldn't play in the game she told him not to worry and that she'd take care of it entitled kid was suspended two days and can't play until all missing workers in now as for entitled mom they couldn't get ahold of her so they called dad dad not military or government or hacker is actually a mild-mannered accountant dad said in title mom called him from the road and told him she was probably going to be arrested and not to tell anyone where she was my principal relay this info all while trying very hard not to laugh school resource officer asked if I wanted to press charges I said no end of story not very climactic but oh well hope and title kid gets his mom home soon hope dad gets her some mental health help can you imagine sitting at work and you get a call from your walk from here from your stuck-up wife who says she's on the road fleeing police because she tried to set up one of your kids teachers for for false sexual harassment I know we literally just did this in a previous video but let's get an F in the chat for this poor poor husband that was our slash entitled parents and in an earlier video I told people that I would shout out someone who gave the most choosing beggary astre sponsz imaginable and I think I found a winner wow I can't believe you've done this that galaxy that you use as your background contains earth and as I am a resident of Earth that background is a photo of me I will sue you for copyright infringement of my face but I'll make an exception unless you off if you give me a shout-out our Peter Burton please don't sue me I'm getting enough trouble as it is with D monetization so I really can't handle your totally legitimate lawsuit please accept this shoutout as a humble apology

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Length: 15min 43sec (943 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 17 2019