r/Entitledparents "I WILL BUY YOUR BABY FOR $100"

welcome to our slash entitle parents we're an entitled mom tries to buy a baby little background I'm an Iraqi war vet and I believe in teaching the women and girls in my life to defend themselves with impunity so at the very young age of four I have been teaching my child to defend yourself storytime I'm at work one day and I get this call from my daughter school I go outside to answer the phone and the conversation goes like this the cast is me I'm the Terminator and P is the principal hello Terminator I need you to come pick up baby Terminator can I ask what this is about yes your child has been in a fight and needs to leave the school premise what do you mean she's been in a fight what happened I mean she wouldn't just pick a fight well from what we can tell entitled kid was running up behind her and grabbing her butts she apparently warned him to stop and when he wouldn't knocked him out cold so I'm confused what is happening to the boy then well your daughter seems to be the aggressor and we need her to leave and she is gonna be suspended now my child at the time lived with my ex-wife and I had heard from the ex that my kid was having an issue with this boy for a while now and I knew my daughter had gone through many times telling on him to no resolve I also knew that he had been told many times by teachers to stop and hadn't wait so nothing is gonna happen to the boy who has been sexually assaulting my daughter for X amount of time well mr. Terminator she did strike him once and knocked him out she needs to learn violence is not the answer she needed to bring it up to the attention of a teacher okay so what I'm hearing is your school is saying it's okay to sexually assault a girl and that the girl in question needs to just be a victim of assault over and over again or be punished is that about the gist of it now I hear silence as the principal moles over what I have just said I can tell they are trying to justify this week T PS I compose myself so here's what's gonna happen next you can either punish both or punish none of them because I promise you the last thing you want is me in my dress a z' and TV reporter showing up and blasting your whole school over this now I can understand that her punching this bride is unacceptable but what I will not take and neither will she is him not being punished as well do I make myself clear the principal is silent also why are you calling me and not her mother well mr. Terminator she told us to call you you listen to me and listen good I swear to you and God I will not put up with this I demand a meeting with you her teacher and this boy's family if I can't make it my ex-wife will if this isn't resolved to my liking I will bring a holy heck upon this whole stick house you've built do you understand me yes sir good call my ex let her know the time and date we will coordinate from there I hang up and call my ex she agrees as me and I go back to work about a work week later there is a meeting but unfortunately I have work and my ex has to go in for me from what I am told this boy's family tries to play it off as boys will be boys and tries to get my daughter expelled there are times when I remember why I married my ex and this is one of them she proceeds to tell them that the last thing any of them one is me to get more involved than I already have and that if I have to I will bring it all burning down every brick outcome was both were suspended for four days and the boy moved to a different class and I never got a call like that again moral of the story my kid is awesome and got a cake for sticking up for herself and a lot of love on both ends of me and my ex who cares that my boy sexually assaulted your daughter boys will be boys who cares that my boy raped and murdered someone boys will be bull who cares that my boy shot up an entire school boys will be boys I'm currently a nanny for a family I've been with for about six months they always pay me on time and I adore the little boy I'm taking care of so we've never really had any problems until now I recently found out that I have ovarian cancer and need to have one of my ovaries removed my conversation telling entitled parent about my surgery went something like this did I not tell you about our family reunion you did but unfortunately I won't be able to come and help because I'll have just had surgery you'll need to reschedule then I am NOT going to do that we've had this plan for months you need to be there to help I'm sorry but I won't be able to be there are you kidding no I'm not sure how much I trust leaving my child with you if you don't care enough to be there for our family when we need you I care about him a lot and I hope I have shown that over the last few months working for you entitled parent huffed and stomped off I'll update when they're talking to me again update grandma just showed up and said entitled parent called her to relieve me for the day and she'd like me to come early tomorrow to have a family meeting so then the next day Opie made another post with an update and believe it or not it gets so much better family meeting update I went in an hour early for a family meeting with entitled parent and her husband to discuss what happened yesterday were you able to reschedule so you can come to our family reunion no like I told you yesterday I can't reschedule the husband says what are you having to reschedule maybe we could give you some paid time off before the reunion so you can take care of whatever it is and still come with us having you there would really help us out we already made plans in the evening with friends so we need you to watch baby unfortunately I can't reschedule like I told you yesterday I'm having one of my ovaries removed because I have cancer oh my god I'm so sorry to hear that Opie you're what 25 people don't get ovarian cancer that young what's the real reason you can't go Jesus Christ entitled parent people can get cancer at any age I'm not lying why would she lie no what do you think the make-a-wish Foundation is for children with cancer you can get it at any age the entitle parent gets flustered well how was I supposed to know that I just thought she didn't want to go and was trying to get out of it Christ entitled parent what Opie I am so so sorry thank you for all you do with baby we know how much he loves you I care a lot about baby and I've really enjoyed working for y'all but the incident yesterday was unprofessional and upsetting next Friday will be my last day working for y'all if you find someone to replace me before then I'd be happy to train them what I see you're just going to quit entitled parent stop it wasn't that big of a deal and you're just quitting I thought you loved baby entitled parent that's enough the entitled parent starts to choke up and looks like she's going to cry Opie I am sorry to hear that we will be losing you I am deeply sorry for what occurred yesterday and any stress that may have caused you the antenna parent says quietly it's not my fault no one said it was your fault you just did entitle parent stomps off crying husband follows and returns alone after five minutes Opie why don't you take the rest of the week off I'll still pay you for those hours but I think it'd be best to have entitle parents mom watch the baby while we figure things out yeah okay I'll see you on Monday then see you Monday and again I'm so sorry for everything I appreciate that then I left and got some pancakes and typed this up how dare you get major surgery that will literally saved your life instead of babysitting my precious little boy and past that can we get an F in the comments for this poor poor husband in this story hope he was in the situation where she could just quit walk right out the door but this poor poor husband is married to this woman and has a kid with her so he's stuck with that the fact that he apologized so quickly makes me think he probably has to deal with this on a daily or weekly basis can you imagine what that's like that would be like living in the arse slash entitled parent subreddit this happened a few years ago when I was about 16 or so but I remember it pretty well give or take some minor inaccuracies my entitled mom would share her relationship troubles with me from her perspective her boyfriend just doesn't do enough for her the reality her and her boyfriend fought constantly over everything she'd get pissed as soon as he'd walk in the same room as her entitled mom unnecessarily informed me that they hadn't had sex in months she'd had him arrested twice for domestic violence even though she was beating him some days he'd gets so high that he'd run around the house naked and vomiting and didn't share his drugs with untitled mom etc so entitle mom is starting to see there might be some issues that need fixing and declares the best course of action is to have a baby with her boyfriend the problem with that though is that she was never supposed to be able to have kids at all or so she told my dad before popping out to miracle babies and getting that sweet sweet child support however at this point she's in her mid-20s so it's probably legit this time I listen to entitled mom whine about her inability to have another baby and how she probably can't adopt with having had multiple police reports involving our residents in the past year I attentively tried to express why it's a really really really terribly bad idea when entitled mom suddenly has an epiphany you know I've heard of people who buy babies from people who don't want them like teens who get pregnant on accident I don't know do you remember how much you didn't like being around your last boyfriend's kid that was because he didn't raise his kid right I would make such a good mom to a little baby me internally you don't make a good mom to the kids you have currently I could just stay home with the baby I could dress it up in cute little outfits you know if you were pregnant that would be perfect what when was your last period I'm not pregnant well you could get pregnant if you did I could give you a couple hundred dollars and you could just give me custody I don't want to be a teen mom Thanks and I don't think my boyfriend would be okay with getting me pregnant entitled mom is visibly getting annoyed that I don't see the brilliance of her plan but trying to be nice to get me on board you wouldn't have to take care of it at all besides just helping me out every now and again I would be its mom and you could just go off your birth control and not tell your boyfriend what's he going to do when you're already pregnant we go back and forth for a bit she's trying to tell me why this is completely normal and fine I'm trying to explain why this is super effed up and she's basically not hearing me anymore then her plan develops further maybe we could find a way to get you pregnant with my boyfriend's baby so it'd really be his and he couldn't just up and leave so what you want to turkey baster me with your boyfriend's semen we're both adults here and we're girlfriends right we can talk about this kind of stuff I am getting a headache I'm gonna go lay down I had migraines all the time when I was pregnant I'm not pregnant well just think about it you'd be doing something really good for this family and I would pay you to she brought it up a couple times in after that she even tried throwing out a pack of my birth-control at one point but I just kept not being pregnant so she eventually let it go update so I was thinking about it a bit more and I remembered something that was kind of weird shortly after intitle mom had this conversation with me her boyfriend insisted I go with him to get food so we could spend some bonding time one-on-one and talk he'd never done this in the two years they'd been together I honestly barely spoke to the man he also started talking to me about how a baby would fix their relationship problems and if only we could have a baby when it happened I just thought it was weirdly coincidental I was more confused and anxious for the sudden desire for bonding time so I'm not saying that this was the case but I think I think he might have been trying to have the you should get pregnant and give us the baby talk with me so to all my female viewers out there I have to ask how would you feel if your mom wanted to turkey baster you with her boyfriends baby butter in exchange for a few hundred dollars so to start the story off I work at my school book store we usually get apparel and merchandise every day but now that school is winding down we may get new stuff in every other day which is fine for me as I'm in charge of apparel on this particular day I was wearing a popular hoodie and small size by popular I mean it had to be restocked every so often due to how quickly they sold out of the store I had gotten a days prior and it was the last one on the rack in that size I was told by my manager that a new shipment of smalls would be in by the weekend so I kept the larger sizes on the rack medium to triple extra-large to fill in the gap for the smalls until they arrived I am in the front of the store at the cash register straightening hangers enter entitled mom and her daughter entitled kid they enter the store like nothing and I allow them to peruse before I asked them do they need any help of course they said no so I just left them alone and went back to my register they go to the hoodies and start looking through the sizes the entitle kid says are there any more of these hoodies in size small no ma'am as if I now we have no more smalls in store but we are expecting a shipment in this week so they will be restocked soon the Intel kid rolls her eyes at my response what ever they continue to look around and grab items after what felt like forever they made it to the register for checkout as I'm scanning and bagging their items I asked them did they find everything in the store they were looking for no because you lied and said there were no more smalls and you clearly have on a small I was able to buy the last small before they were all gone we are accepting another shipment in soon and if you'd like you can order one on our website entitled mom cuts me off okay I've heard yours huh my daughter said she needs a small and you will give heard that small no I'm not we will have more and by the weekend and they can be ordered on our website the entitled kid stomps her foot give me that small the general manager pokes her head out of the office to see what's going on she says is there a problem yes your employee won't give my daughter that's small hoodie she points to the one I'm wearing ma'am we don't have any more of those hoodies inside small but we are X the entitle mom cuts are robbed I'm talking about the one she's wearing my manager looks at me was one of the most confused faces ever ma'am she is not a mannequin there is no way she can nor will I allow for her to give you the hoodie off her back please pay and leave but we're customers the antennal kids scoffs and rolls her eyes just pay so we can get the heck out of here entitled mom quickly pays with a card and as I am giving her the receipt she snatches it out of my hand you'll be hearing from my lawyer they leave when they left I told my manager the whole story from when they walked into before she intervenes she let me take an early lunch after that yes your honor we're here to sue the defendant because the defendant refused to give my client her property and since my clients were clearly customers the defendant should have taken off all her clothes and give them to my clients that was our slash entitled parents and I've got to ask you guys what would you do if an entitled parent offered to buy your baby

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Length: 17min 58sec (1078 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 14 2019

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