r/Delusionalartists | this isn't real

fabulous ceramic art a very well done and signed ceramic art very comical great for a dentist office are great for the home bathroom excellent condition i won't lie to you this really would feel at home in a dentist's office how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash delusional artists this should be pretty fun let's jump right in animal portraits 100 wow you may be underselling yourself a little bit here bud 11 by 14 acrylic canvas portrait of ariana grande handmade yeah we can tell 75 bucks at least it's unique delusional restoration oh no no no not another one of these oh man people really gotta be more careful about the folks they hire to do restorations on old art couple accidentally paints over 500 000 artwork the artwork was splashed with paint by two people who apparently didn't realize it was not appropriate it's a fun way to say they graffitied over something worth a lot of money i truly understand i dedicate this to you title archangel michael warrior and protector peace to all is he really the best heaven could send guy trying to sell a piece of a banksy painting you can literally see the spray can in the back oh it's just a piece of a painting though but for six thousand dollars you could have this one this is a piece of a banksy replica painting really rare good condition okay here's the deal if i'm buying a banksy or a chunk of a banksy i'm not looking to buy a replica of it you freak handmade baked beans ornament a hundred dollars you're only going to be able to use that for like two days and then it's going to get real gross real fast custom design artistic face mask done by local artists six dollars for one or two for 7.50 that's a pretty huge discount for the second one honestly really really great stuff although i don't think that you're legally allowed to use the chevrolet logo europe art done by one of the best art artists look i'll be real with you if i had a thousand dollars to waste i'd go and buy that painting right now i can't believe usa today paid someone for this portrait i've seen way way way worse really i have you see the thing here is we know who that is it's quite it's not like ariana grande a few posts back open commission for only ten dollars i love filters don't you guys love filters custom canvases you know you'd make great art for a horror game that's about it for now keep going you'll be way better hi there let's stop the video for just a second how's it going i'm john a mk sole proprietor and founder of mk industries and i just thought i'd pop in here real quick to let you know that all artists are valid just because your art isn't incredible and amazing right now to some people doesn't mean that it's not to others keep on doing it and you most certainly will get to where you want to be now for real keep drawing seriously keep doing it keep freaking doing it i know we're making jokes here but that's all they are they're just jokes okay so don't get disheartened at all at any point during this video all right i'll let robin come back in here thanks john amk all right let's move on shall we all right we got a ceramics for 50 bucks a jason statham cheetah honestly 50 bucks is a bit of a steal in this particular case hand-drawn harley quinn portrait for 500 bucks a lifelike portrait of harley used pastels to capture the battle of evil and innocence you didn't capture innocence at all here selling my artwork well i'm buying canvas painting 22 bucks animal crossing gee it looks just like the game custom art 10 bucks i mean 10 bucks ain't too bad i suppose i love the pence one actually i'd hang that up in my room temporary bliss painting eight and a half inches by 12 inches a one-of-a-kind painting and it could be yours for 20 thousand dollars jesus sculpture of dobby the house elf oh oh all right drawing of snoop dogg and chance the rapper i feel like you're on to something with this artistic style though i kind of like where you're going with it if i'm being real with you instagram photographer the whole portfolio is edited like this ah what a great way to ruin a really good photograph seriously it was so nice before hi my name is ellen i am sale this little horse that painted for 200 all right soul to the fella right behind the microphone one of one custom hand-drawn t-shirt white yo looks like dream merch [Laughter] sold pending original fart painting huge i have really no words artist proposes that this design they made should be the new york state flag and encourages followers to contact the governor love love love since rockefeller plaza did not choose my design i'm sharing it here and if anyone believes that this should be a new york state flag contact andrew cuomo say you say his name right i don't care that is not how a flag is supposed to be designed if you put text on your flag you've ruined it i'm sorry custom hand-drawn art ah we saw that one earlier really captured the essence of the sadness emanating from the baby's face gorgeous hand-painted dachshund wearing tweed coat very handsome and would delight any dog owner but especially a dashi one i have made five all individual and named well i'm gonna buy all five and i'm gonna rename them because i don't care what you named them selling this to the person with the highest offer starting price is two hundred dollars sure you can start it wherever the hell you want i'm not taking it any higher size six great heels uh no thanks elephant painting for fifty dollars why is it made on a receipt unique painting of a beautiful blue elephant on a receipt paper canvas painted with hand sanitizer and with love i mean it's interesting i'll give you that anthro busts 25 with or without background in-depth scenes 65 no color 75 dollars with all righty then insane christ posse dude where is this we need this for our house okay and at 1500 bucks i think we got a bit of a steal here seriously if icp ever sees this they're gonna find it they're gonna buy it and they're gonna have it in every music video from now on not too sure if this belongs here but this instagram artist sells traced over pictures for 20 bucks oh nice tracers cool where are their faces you can trace those too you know hand painted cardi b jacket for just 75 bucks oh i would love to wear that in public my art is incredibly slept on well be careful with that statement if you're wealthy invest in them now because i promise you these prices will skyrocket not if no one buys it all it takes is one big art collector i'm gonna be the jeff bezos of the art industry in a world where society wants you to act speak and think a certain way oh boy whatever live laugh love make sure you take control of your life and live for you pilot of your own life acrylic on canvas available for 10 million dollars geez travel the world available for 50 million dollars i mean i'm not gonna lie to you they do look pretty cool though i kind of wish this was a higher res image so i could get in there and really see them but wow dude e.t with nips and blue lips i've never seen something that i want so badly in my entire life it's like it was made for me what it is portrait yeah it's a portrait all right but for 4 700 i'm not paying to ship it you are gonna cover that cost lion king wall art a real conversation starter mufasa 25 bucks all right let's see what the hell is that book with my girl you won't be disappointed i mean i would definitely be disappointed i don't want those clover post note beaded necklace 143 bucks i could make one of those necklaces for like 45 cents okay well before i tell my parents do you have a proposal for what we can do to figure this out because it's probably not going to be cheap to fix because it's a nice car i know a lot of people don't care for art but honestly i'm a fine artist and it's what i'm best at my medium of choice is singing rapping fashion photography video that's not just one medium my friend i know it's not a tangible benefit which a lot of people don't like but maybe i can write an apologetic song and direct a video to it dedicated to your parents personal enjoyment if they think it's good enough maybe they could let me off the hook i think i'm pretty good at what i do so let me know what they think thanks and whatever money i make from the song could go towards them but i don't really think i'll make that much because no one really knows me so oh look they tried okay this is an art piece made by me and it's really took forever but the hard work was worth it is one in a million you can't find this anywhere but me it's new and ready to be bought one in a million doesn't really mean anything there are a lot of things that are one in a million hell i am one in seven billion it doesn't mean i'm worth anything come on blanco usd 80 usd it's not huh i thought this was a sanitary pad as i scrolled past you would be right to assume that though halloween scar bandage recently came across someone i went to high school with 10 years ago on social media she's now a stay-at-home mom and artist charging a hundred dollars a painting okay wait just a minute here it looks like she went to one of those painting places that serves wine the entire time while they tell you how to hand copy a piece of art that's already been done bridgeton's daphne and the duke 2 original painting 70 bucks well we've seen worse okay we really have those two look like they're dangerously close to being super well done attention send me a pic of your pet and i shall do a customized drawing for only 12 pounds see my page for examples of over 20 years worth of experience in the artistic industry get your orders now if this is 20 years experience i don't know man rap dude says he just bought picasso's most famous painting for 1.2 million dollars but the original is worth 200 million 25 feet wide and actually a black and white painting i just spent 1.2 million dollars on this original beautiful work of art made by pablo picasso oh my guy no now if you really spent 1.2 million dollars on a copy of picasso's work whatever man it's still a cool [ __ ] painting i guess pixel art portraits any style any size two dollars each or six for ten dollars i mean this is the type of thing i'd pay someone a couple bucks for really i'm not saying that i couldn't do it myself in paint.net but that's not the point look all i'm saying is sometimes it's better to support somebody and really keep them going than shut them down and make them think they should never bother with it again you know what i mean upcycled vintage prada heals to platforms i attached hiking boot soles to the heels using heavy duty insulation material letting it drip off the sides and airbrushed the excess oh my extreme micro rabbit 180 dollars i mean that is an extremely small rabbit that is pretty cool customized american girl doll she was warned while in the process of making this doll that it was coming off racist oh boy but soldiered on regardless for the record a new one from the company american girl is about a hundred dollars hey everyone it's the moment you've all been waiting for my custom doll is officially for sale i'm taking offers but it can't be lower than a hundred dollars if i choose you then i will make a reserved listing on ebay for you to purchase her why would you do that i also have a list of names if you would like to hear some i will let you know when you purchase her i've spent countless time on this doll and would appreciate if you shared this post and considered buying also she will come in these two cute pieces of clothes thank you so much and have a great day i can also sign her foot or add anything else you know what i think i'm okay i really don't want our house to be haunted rare orange sea glass necklace for only nine thousand dollars you too can wear this piece of broken freaking glass i found on the beach and attached to a little chain oh three-year-old painting of lady with the pearl earring mega sale first drawing of this sold for 3 000 euros price reduced to only 35 that's a bit of a s you know what that reduction's a little scary why did you reduce it that much rick and morty into nothingness of the time rip 380 i'm pretty sure adult swim would take a little bit of issue with you screencapping the show and doing this to it with some filters i actually have no idea if that's what they did it just feels that way donald trump left side of face on rare mineral rock you know what you can make as much money off of those people you want to you take that 8 500 bucks and you roll with it man look all i'm saying here is someone is going to buy that goddamn thing for the exact price listed we all know it 100 homer simpson that's actually kind of cute though i mean come on he looks hilarious original aesthetic cartoon art painting on wood lisa simpson one of a kind again one of a kind doesn't mean anything all right some of these feel like a lot of the art that i've seen that someone eventually donates to goodwill or the ark or something like that because no one bought it and then i get to buy it for three dollars and put it up in my house loud and proud okay i will use my psychic abilities to draw your soulmate within 24 hours and also give you an exact time frame of when you will meet each other and not only drawing i will describe him as a person and his character oh you don't do no do women my drawings are very realistic and accurate my psychic expertise can be utilized by governments celebrities judges and lawyers i will draw your soulmate 24 hours guaranteed delivery by email okay color me curious i know it's bold it always is but i really want to see what they would come up with for me unless you know they only take female clients but i think we can come up with something you know what find this person tweet them to me and i want to see how much this costs [Laughter] i'll make a video about it on my own channel come on let's do this 225 dollars okay let's see here people truly suck i'm gonna be real with you this is another thing i would put up on my sometimes it's all about the story you get to tell a visitor when it comes to the art on your wall hey um what the hell is this oh it's one of my most prized possessions i paid like 230 bucks for that thing and you know what it's right it really speaks to me and i do agree that people truly suck supreme painting no that's not a that's not okay 500 bucks look just because it says supreme doesn't mean this is a supreme brand painting all right you can't just paint the nike logo and claim it as some kind of nike product so you get to sell it for a freaking premium besides that barely even counts as a logo why do people care surgery on a grape a contemporary art exhibition at its finest uh we'll see about that oh oh for real you weren't kidding okay um i don't know what to say here this is just weird not that everything in the past in this video hasn't been weird but you get what i'm talking about finally got my thigh tat done oh sh hit up my artist talia if you want one oh oh baby girl oh sweetheart oh honey no no no that's gonna be so expensive to cover up lasers gonna be a waste of your time i'm so sorry how much did it cost i have to know oh it better have been cheap better been like a five there are some things you don't cheap out on all right you want to know what the number one thing is aside from surgery your tattoos okay you don't cheap out on your tattoos look at that another piece done for another happy customer that's just awful you should not be doing tattoos oh well hold on a second here hold on that outline is actually pretty nifty looking now the shading slash coloring they did on the inside i can almost guarantee you they didn't do it that way on purpose but still it's actually a pretty nifty looking little tattoo i gotta hand it to them it's not awful if that's what you were expecting to get then you got a good tattoo okay that's all i'm saying have you ever wondered what harry potter would look like if he had glasses made from human teeth i can't freaking say that i have well now you don't have to oh thank god art doll not suitable for children or animals 25 pounds and includes postage hey folks from the uk what the hell is your problem totoro hand crocheted only one available two thousand dollars i can get a better one than that for like 50. hell i could take the time to learn to crochet get all the materials and then make my own in like two years and i will still be less than two thousand dollars in the hole fixing artists trash art number one oh my god there's no way that like to dislike ratio is even remotely real it can't be right wow a good critic always puts more into writing about artwork than the artist puts into making it the artist only creates the critic must plumb that creation and also write creatively enough to deliver the full volume of the art while also creating a thing of beauty and clarity itself dude you complain about stuff shut up and the chipmunks original for two hundred dollars follow me for more trippy art edit this is still for sale pm me if interested artist asking price is 7 500 not for the weak or faint of disposable income does that phrase work an incredibly detailed quasi-baroque uh depiction of donald trump will be an easy conversation starter you got that right or centerpiece in any home or clubhouse with a price suited for the amount of effort invested into its creation again you know someone's gonna buy this eventually hello i like you cut g written by an old typewriter thingy ting 200 bucks oh i'll make you an offer hamilton bird dueling pistol duvet cover what seeking some help i've purchased a 270 dollar pair of custom m m shoes that are not what i asked for when she told me that she could do what i asked for and i asked for a refund and got told she will only refund me a hundred and ten dollars and then said she will refund me ninety dollars and the shoes which i wouldn't be seen wearing excuse me let me take a breath here bit of a run-on sentence wondering if anyone could help me out with repainting the shoes to what i asked for how many times are you gonna say what i asked for first pick is what i oh my god right oh jeez uh you know what i'd wear those in public come on i have a good friend who makes these adorable little guys in the photo please check out her page and show her some love these i don't believe are for sale but there's an example of what she makes did you call these adorable what is wrong with you costs 95 and a subscription to her only fans what i mean at least it's a conversation starter to have this in the home let's airbrush over an 1800s photograph and try to make money off of a murder what art piece depicts three strong courageous men starting and rebuilding a thriving village without police brutality and racism yeah i'm not gonna buy that it looks terrible i'm selling my paintings i am leonardo da vinci's 22nd grandson i learned this from ancestry.com i have his eyebrows and nose give me an offer for a piece of art leonardo is also my idol look man if that's true and you really want to be an artist just keep doing it just keep doing it but don't flex the leonardo da vinci being your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather just yet you know what i mean oh louis vuitton you see i'd wear that in public once and then return it because it's probably what a three thousand dollar jacket we are women united standing together metal print i'm sorry but again i've seen worse i really have what ambush zip tie bracelet for 600 dollars it's a zip tie bracelet that's it this is the worst one this is the most delusional flicking yet a zip tie bracelet and a zip tie ring if i want the combo it's like a thousand dollars get the [ __ ] out of here and on that incredibly glorious note we have come to the end of another video folks but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art i made the mk hand in rocket league okay now that's pretty sick how much you want for it always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and hey if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description down below i'd love to have you around and until next time i'll catch you later you

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Published: Tue Jun 15 2021