Minecraft But Viewers Control The Game [CHARITY EVENT]

[Music] start in the stream everything working are we all good wait no i got a i gotta resend the uh wait one second don't oh no no don't don't start the stream on on the stream no that's not what i wanted no okay i muted it donate here be sure to select a reward [Music] link the charity all right scroll up let me just replace pinned message all right that worked that worked i'm a genius pause the stream all right it's all going well it's all going well started in the stream did i say that already did i say that look i'm a washed streamer okay i'm out of practice actually maybe i've been making more content than i usually do i don't know all right if you guys can hear me everybody say canada canada laden scuffed get out of here get out of here this might be scuffed honestly i had to i had to push this up a lot earlier than i planned it originally originally i was planning to do this on october 2nd but my doctor like came in and was like hey i'm trying to watch mcc ryzen on that day so i'm gonna delay your chemo by four days and now you gotta do it early and that i just didn't have i didn't have any recourse to that so we're doing it today is what happened there we're doing it today all right canada everything set up all right so what we're doing today we're playing minecraft i need to beat the game and you can donate to redeem various rewards that can help me or sabotage me in the game you can donate on the tiltify page i'm gonna have a pikachu i think is gonna turn on the rewards so that they'll start working and if you wanna redeem a reward you'll have to uh you're gonna have to it'll have a reward section you need to select a reward if you donate like five billion dollars but you don't select a reward i mean you'll i mean that'd be pretty clutch wouldn't mind five billion dollars going to charity but you won't you won't spawn the thing in minecraft so you know i don't know if he's if he's turned on the uh if he's turned on the actual [Music] rewards yet i hope they work we tested them yesterday now do it go go go all right let me uh adjust ob there we go now i can see what donation tier we're at i just enabled all of the milestones as well so there's two there's two tiers of rewards there's the individual things that you can redeem yourself on tiltify and there is uh i think the website's down this is a bra moment if the website is down let me tell you let me tell you i actually had my manager talk to tiltify specifically so that that wouldn't happen and they were like it'll be fine technoblade our website going down that's not gonna happen technoblade come on come on what are you worried about technoblade come on are you serious all right let me go to the website bro bro okay that'll that'll probably fix itself at some point okay right right that'll that'll fix let me kill some cows i'm running out of food just walking around all right we're just gonna wait a second for that website to fix itself it's not scuffed well it is scuffed but it's in a way that is explicitly not my fault which is my favorite type of way for things to be scuffed is when it clearly can't be blamed on me all right you broke it you guys raised too much we've actually already raised 10k before the event even started so that's a good sign i set the goal at 250k i don't know if that's if that's too ambitious if that's too easy i don't know i don't know my power i don't know how strong you guys are bro bro all right any minute now any minute now it's gonna work and i'm not gonna get i'm not gonna get murdered by random mobs because i was waiting to start all right any second now the tiltify website is gonna come back up and life is gonna be good could i get a tree that's not guarded by some terrible creature i'm trying to see the creeper through the leaves i really can't scuff to link okay is the actual link itself work at least all right the link the link works it's just the website doesn't but the place it's going to exists you gotta believe me you gotta believe it's cause you guys are too powerful this this is actually a good thing and not embarrassing all right let me just i'm already sweating all right any second now everything is going to start working and people are going to be like wow this is the single greatest minecraft event i've seen in my life it's been crafted to perfection oh my goodness all right how about let's just let's just rest the link a little bit it's not going to come back if everyone is spamming it all right so let's just let it be for a while all right any minute now i'm getting killed saved all right all right you guys just stop stop clicking on the link all right stop clicking on it it's it it's not gonna come back if everyone keeps clicking on it all right don't don't spam refresh just let's let it let's just let it a bra moment a bra brah all right welcome back to a totally normal survival episode we're even in single player actually we're gonna be beating the ender dragon it's gonna be fantastic and there's nothing you guys can do about it you fools you buffoons it's raining i'm not a fan of this i turned off particles for a thumbnail [Music] where are particles at all right i installed optifine all right everything is oh there we go there we go it's working it's working someone donated ten dollars wait where'd my health go all right great donation great donation boys wolf we got a wolf thank you ethan all right i gotta get stoned okay i need i need to get stoned immediately before something terrible happens okay rip to that guy's donation we got a parrot i'm gonna be honest i kinda wanted to start this out with more than two hearts this is not ideal at all random item oh warped planks all right let's okay okay not today up wait is that i don't is that like ah let the suffering begin let's suffer and begin all right i just i just want to live i just all right we got a parrot we got a wolf i i think ethan is dead i think ethan is gone yo cow spawn eggs yes i actually needed [Music] does minecraft have goats look i play this game a lot alright i play this game a lot i am an expert i'm an expert minecraft player [Music] all right i just gotta listen to this ding ding ding sound for several hours okay okay how do i how do i turn off the ding ding ding sound it won't stop it won't stop i need help [Music] okay i'm just i'm just gonna i'm just gonna eat i'm just [Music] okay i'm just gonna eat now and nothing bad is going to happen nothing bad i'm dropping items i need better food i need there's okay okay we drop the carpet drop the prismarine drop the that's aghast that's another guest i don't need axolotls i need food oh diamond act sick wait i have a diamond block please food food spawn me a food item skeleton horse is not food spawn me a food item do i have a food item in my inventory seeds that becomes food spider eye technically food don't want it sea grass [Music] all right this is fun this is great this is great hey can i can i slash time set day [Music] no my wolves no no teleport away teleport away saved saved all right all right chain command block we got this we got oh my god another right helmet that's actually good block of raw iron all right we're popping off we're popping off the ram okay i need i need to turn this i need to turn the sound down but i'm going to die [Music] which one is it why is there a guardian okay you know what you know what i just [Music] i turned them all off they're all off i turned off every sound and i still hear it it still rings help how do i turn off the sound it doesn't stop it doesn't stop it just keeps going i gotta play without sounds i gotta play without sounds it's the only oh wait wait cooked pork chop actual food i can win this game nope nope nope okay okay i just need to i just i just stepped on a cactus that was not okay i'm just gonna eat for one second and not die okay we run we run we run all right we're doing it we're doing it we're not losing we're actually winning no volume guys this stream is not scuffed i am a number one youtube ah what was that oh my god it keeps spawning the hogs three thousand dollar donation from daldo that spawned a wither no making texture pack overlay that disables that individual sound all right all right that's great that's great you know i got a lot of dogs and i want them all to fight buff get em get em dogs attack dogs get em get em beat him up yeah yeah get out of here okay all my health is already gone but i got raw i just got one shot by rusty green he did like five hearts okay i might have i might have to rebalance these donations honestly i might have to rebalance them minecart with command block bro we got this we just got to set the difficulty to peaceful we just we just need to set the difficulty to peaceful how do i use this quick donate mine tracks or something i just want to live that's all i want that's all i want ding ding ding ding ding i can still hear it in my brain i can still hear it in my brain please wait is that a vex you know if i could take that that would be very convenient i don't think i can i gotta i got a gold pickaxe i got dark prismarine i got a command block i can't use it but i have a command block wait a minute i'm gonna walk over here on second thought on second thought we're just gonna walk over here wait a minute wait just a minute okay i all tab for one second i alt tab for one second oh god we've reached the first donation goal oh somebody's messaging me on telegram what the oh oh totem of undyne clutch clutch that's a ravager i'm not a big we got so many wolves we have so many wolves and they they just do not protect me oh iron clutch clutch oh my god okay we need to break a tree we need to break a tree and everything will work out you've got to be kidding me you've got i i literally i literally i just i just want to live i just okay you know what i'm not gonna hit the respawn button let me check discord i'm a squid kid has joined the game bro bro this is the squid squid we're friends right we're friends um i guess for now because it seems like you're having a few difficulties oh my god i'm i'm already about to die ah your diet as well yeah nobody survives this nobody's okay two hearts um all right that's good let me just let me just walk over and smack you with an axe i was under the impression that i was supposed to be getting some creative mode gear but uh you could you have creative mode permission do i okay um okay i had an axe and it got deleted so that was nice that was nice thank you for the nation sarah i'm about to die i can't type it there's so many mob are they are they spawning on you or are they just nearby oh there's this big i don't know it looks like a horse it's one of those like oh my god this is terrible i gotta rebalance the donations i gotta change the prices this is too much this is too much i'm getting owned i'm getting owned i'm too slow at typing it's not letting me type creative mode we gotta rebalance the prices everyone it's too much it's too much all right i'm getting myself a load out here we just eat these poisonous potatoes to survive no no what what just hit me why am i poisoned okay i got like five that what is that mob why all right i'm making a gear set maybe maybe i'll be nice and kill a few mobs maybe not oh my god wait i just dropped ancient debris gotta get that back food food food please oh block of iron yes yes that's not food i need food i desperately need food right now do i have it in my inventory i can't i can't stop to look at my inventory all right now i think you gotta bump random mob up to twenty dollars noah you gotta bump random mob of oh soup soup this is all right i'm still not recovering health but it's a start it's a start i'm just throwing items out i'm just i don't need the music disc prince marine blocks get out of here i need food i need food i don't need paper i need food oh come on potatoes what do you mean you deleted my potatoes i'm act there's no way there's no way i just got food and pender instantly deleted it doesn't matter golden carrots golden carrots even better even better all right here i come no no no no no squid come on techno tracker in my house squid we can be friends we can be friends all right all right there's there's no reason there's no reason for us to be enemies squid come on come on think of a couple reasons why i could get some revenge on why am i poisonous but uh which mob gives poison i hate this why oh maybe maybe i should grab some poison arrows or something ah okay well i had how far you ran i had health and happiness for a brief moment but the mobs keep spawning and dealing like three hearts to me the second they spawn hello hello hello oh god there's two hunters now no i haven't even i haven't even met the first hunter yeah i'm running right towards you but i'm running away i'm running away i'm out of here i'm out of here i'm gone ah this this spawn area is nice and quiet what's going on over there oh quiet quiet i remember when my life was quiet before ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding and it's it's immune i turned off every volume and it just kept playing phil it just kept playing okay i need to throw my items get suspicious stew give me something good i guess i'll get some wood huh okay i got myself some diamond armor and a good bow bruh bruh i got a gold axe i got a redstone torch skeleton okay everybody just stop stop donating random mob so i can fight the hunters all right you guys just do that for me all right for the content all right i can trust you guys right right yeah i'm sure it's fine all right we're just gonna that's ablaze and my health is gone and my health is gone [Music] okay guys guys guys guys we're chill we're chill guys chat chat we're cool we're cool right chat we're cool just donate random item until i get food just just please please we're cool right i got all these items in my inventory okay chat why is it when i look at the chat the only thing i see is people donated random mob it is the only message i'm getting in chat why are you donating parrots parrots do not help me they just they're just bird i need food what do you mean cover me with diamonds wait actual food actual food no no guest why don't walk into the cactus okay i eat i eat no guardian i i eat food i eat food why is phil here nope nope nope nope nope wait where'd you go nope why did it spawn no i hate this game i have like 400 dogs all still sitting here they're looking for you i hate this jesus i hate this so bad okay you know what i'm gonna get the texture pack overlay all right none of this counts none of this counts all right all right let me just one second let me just i want to get my sound back not scuff stream great stream fantastic stream best stream of all time don't look at the screen i am winning right now i am winning the game all right everything is fine ding ding ding ding ding ding all right this texture pack should disable that sound specifically is what i'm told all right perfect we'll see i guess all right now i just wait i'm alive oh my god i'm a genius nobody's ever been this good at minecraft and it's all thanks to my five billion wolves okay i got pumpkin pie that's good that's good i need no it's fine it's fine nothing is wrong sounds like you're having a really bad time over there man i'm i'm starting to feel bad if i'm coming it's fine it's fine i got food now i got food everything is good oh maybe i'll get a horse i can't believe you hit 50 kills oh 63. oh my god guys guys chill i haven't i haven't dealt with any of the actual hunters what i just got owned instantly i had so much health okay we gotta i gotta look at the uh i gotta look at the random mob prices we gotta turn those up this is dumb this is done we gotta adjust the prices all right spawn random mob 25 no creeper and give random item i'm turning it down to ten dollars all right if everybody could just refresh the page so those kick in that would be fantastic that would be ideal all right time to hunt [Music] there we go all right all right everything is good why am i at half health i literally just spawned no those are a guest no why am i following you i'm still seeing messages in the chat that people are donating random mob for ten dollars what is this what is this they're cheating they're cheating they got the old prices oh my god all right i got the debug stick what does this do does it ban people yo i'm picking up my old items okay that's fine why why what poisons me what is the poison mob why would they add a poison mob is it a puffer fish all right what is this bee spawn egg this does not help me this does not help me oh hey squid kid kill half your dog no no no no no no you're about to kill me yo leo get him where's he at i'm on a horse you can't catch me well i just lost all my health to some random up oh my god it's cave spiders get get him get bill get back here cowards why is there a giant i can't even hit you though oh my fly back here you coward this is this is tracks the numbers that it's fighting why do i have an item called light oh no dude i gotta shot my bird all right i'm just i'm just gonna punch a tree and the stream quality is gonna be good just gonna punch the streak just okay there's a blaze i'm gonna punch this other tree all right one wood one wood collected that guy is an axe that guy is an axe that does like five hearts per hit okay difficulty easy all right nobody saw that i deleted the chat i didn't type that message oh my gosh i'm trying to chase you on foot it's just impossible there's too many dogs die oh my god die where's he at where is he at i have arrived oh my god the third hunter no how have you hit this already i we're donating too fast i feel like i should actually at this point just be helping instead of like trying to hunt die squid kid no no my oh oh my god oh my god i uh what the heck i was on like two hearts more of that all right here's the plan here's the plan i'm going to place ender chest everywhere and put my clutches items in them from every life it's the only way oh wait a minute dude it's the only way no no no wolves get wolf's attack wolves get him who the heck is that's phil i'm trying to kill them why does everyone have like power five bows get out of here [Laughter] why am i on fire oh he was so shocked oh bro bro get back get back here get back here wait what the electrons are kind of fun are we already taken to the skies is that where we're at i tried to eat a pie and it got deleted by crimson levitating there's a shulker somewhere what the heck all right this is fine this is fine i just need someone to donate me fireworks and that will be the day that will be the day it'll be over for you clowns okay okay i i hope i didn't make all of them angry at the same time all right this is fine just donate me full diamond armor full diamond armor let's go why calvin santan chad this is not a this is not a scuff stream this is a fantastic stream die squid kid die get back here get back here squid kid you're on your own squid kid yeah wait how are you how are you losing he gave himself like 50 gapples how is this balanced he's got full diamond armor oh you see he has about 400 dogs yeah i remember in the i remember in the discord you guys were like what it would be a fair amount of stuff to give myself and i was like i don't know just look at my stream and eyeball it how was that how did you look at my stream and think yeah he's got a stone axe and no food and no armor full diamond power five bow golden apples elytra fireworks full prop four i think we're going against you i kind of need this stuff but you are getting dogs there's other skeletons oh never mind your dog's got you i'm one half of heart because of a ravager i haven't even seen him yet and i'm almost dead what enchantment did you put on that it's not got anything on except all right i just i just need actual items any minute now any second now chat stop saying lmao this isn't funny this isn't stop laughing stop playing they're like actually i can't hit them wait is that an actual notch apple that's not a dodge okay it's an enchanted potato i gotta bounce out of here get back stop bouncing stop bouncing you bounce right back here this instant i gotta fit out some of those dogs get him dogs form a human shield okay here's the plan not the witch i need i need to find where i died [ __ ] all right i got a plan this is a really good plan phil leave me alone leave me alone [Laughter] i'm turning on the flat what's the platinum i got permanent slowness somebody deleted my shovel i'm not enjoying this game why is there a hog dogs get him dogs obliterate him okay here we go oh my god oh my it's dead already okay here's the plan here's the plan guys oh my gosh here's the plan i'm gonna die oh well was that the plan that was part of the plan that was there that was part of the plan that was a legitimate part of the plan all right why can't i place this why can't i place the command block no hey phil all right the command block was my main plan oh come on full net right peaceful music no but look at this back is that it what do you got this it's my only weapon oh it's a stick phil you really are just saying all of my surprises just i really i really gotta stop holding my good item you you i had two things that was going to be a funny reveal and you said both of them out loud you really really okay wait where's my lightroom oh my god where's my lighter i need it we're just are we just watching what are you guys just watching me suffer no all right boys take out the weather let's go you guys are killing it for me rambly's got full another right in what universe is this balanced all right i just gotta i gotta put all my items all right chet i have a plan i have a plan i can't tell you the plan chat but i got a plan where did the weather is the weather dead no i took this is following me i'm gonna get him all right that's good i'll just i'll just i'll just leave them up here let me just like i gotta get to it just i gotta get to an under chest bruh i got it with the stick that's all it takes i've lived a hard life ah come on what is this fly thingy it's like it's about to kill me what is this event you know when i when i was uh when i was envisioning this i was kind of thinking like we both have like equal items maybe like full iron or something this was this was just a stick i i didn't think you guys would spawn full nether right and i'd be here with like a wood sword all right i changed armor sets a little bit of diamond wait what the heck was that block why was it purple all right you want to go you want to go oh wait there's a guy here nope i gotta take out your dogs before i even try to get i have infinite dogs you can't do anything i have infinite dogs honestly just run near him with the dogs and i think you'll be fine hey that's not okay yeah just whoa have your dogs oh my oh my god die squid i'm extremely low let me uh bounce right on out of here i'm so sick every time i try monster spotters everything tries to kill me why why food oh wait i need to be dropping these items so i can get actually good ones no no no no no no no no no we everyone can fly actually right now i've turned myself into a human pinata oh i see oh all you got to do is hit me and then you get a bunch of goodies all right what's that wait you have now significantly less dogs than you did before yeah i was supposed to say i don't i don't like what happened no oh what even killed me i i honestly could not tell you zack i guess [Laughter] wait you now have like oh all right here we've now got like two dogs oh my god what the six hearts oh my god how are you losing you get back here get back here how did you don't understand an axe i'll get the weather away come on i'm doing it what the heck is shooting that's not good that's not good okay the whiz come back chat this is it this is our chance chat donate me items donate me items what it hit me in the air i hate ravagers so bad this is our chance chad this is our chance to turn it around how long have i been live 38 minutes oh my goodness and it's just been suffering i don't wait where do you go wait where did he go actually i don't know i'm looking for him don't look for him i'm on my way don't look for me there's no way he ran like this far away don't look for me donate me items chet donate me items go go why would you delete that why oh my god guys he's flying away he's flying over here hello are you paid and you have summoned me i am the item hello and they deleted another item wasn't it it is me the item hello technoblade phil you got to be on the ground at least give me a chance here no i just ran all the way over here you've got to be kidding me it's okay hold on hold hold on hold on techno blade why am i in creative mode this seems unfair oh my god slowly slightly your dogs are very angry at me technically i think i can handle technology oh my god i'm coming techno blade i'm going to kill you in creative mode no no this is marginally more unfair than everyone else no no just run around dropping blocks no no why why it's for charity i i'm done i'm getting you kill fill some minecraft what even is this a written book oh you can't hear me invalid book tag this is harder than it looks you're a slippery pig i remember when my life was happy you sure i started and then i started this all the dogs i used to enjoy my life and then the stream happened oh my god i got squid let's go let's go oh that's really not good actually let's go for him to land wait i didn't mean to drop it oh wait he's flying away yeah he's flying away i'm chasing i can't fly oh let's go let's go you can fly yeah i'm in the desert i'm in the jungle near the desert okay just following the power four you had a powerful bow this entire time i'm following the trail of death oh my god i was like i thought you guys were gonna get like iron armor or something [Laughter] chat we gotta get out of here we gotta get out of here chat they're on the way i'm on my way nope nope i'm gone i'm gone you can't catch me wilbur you can't catch me i'm faster than creative mode wilbur frick i just i'm i'm coming to get you and i'm gonna throw these friggin can i swear i don't think we're at that milestone yet oh [ __ ] that's the 200k i'm flipping i'm flipping coming to get you i'm gonna do you in punk too busy concentrated on avoiding my imminent death you gotta you gotta say something you gotta be like you gotta be like no well that's what you're gonna say but you're not saying it i'm not saying it because i'm too busy concentrating i want to live oh wait i just realized squidward died and there's now left oh yeah no it's quite a quid yes he's gone oh squidward that's happened squidward it's good i know him wait what is my favorite youtube series are you spamming potions in the sky will yeah i am yeah yeah that's what i'm doing yeah oh my god if i hit me i might die careful for you these bottles nice thank you king i didn't want those bottles all right all right this is fine chat we're making progress we might actually win this oh slippery he's like i thought he's a slippery pig he's just out of here getting out of here wilbur guy i kind of played i'm just adding a little added element of challenge to your it's just a little bit of creative mode just a little bit crazy phil stop being faster than me what do you mean he's faster than you nope open the open the border stop having it be closed dragonson amv i will hate you until the end of time oh i just took so much damage oh oh my god you know phil used to make amvs why [Music] you should definitely not pick up the allies right drop wait no he has the elijah it's kind of busted wait phil wait where is he phil you have that preset sword in your in your thing in your creative thing he's he's dead he's dead he can't do anything oh don't worry don't worry i've got this guys i can't die i'm in creative mode yeah that does give him a slighted yeah whatever you do do not pick up my electronics don't worry tecno blade oh man there he goes off into the sky as soon as i get here listen he goes again come on no no no no no no i just want to have a couple words couple words if i kill rambo you gotta leave creative mode i want to have a little bit of a chin wag a little bit of a little bit of a change actually did you see me king you see me king i do not i'm going to put some magma cream on you you know you keep you excited don't ever look back you're not looking very hydrated right now kane i need to put some magma cream on you exfoliate those pores i don't look back i wanted to go back where where would phil's items come over here king i've lost phil's items no i've got something cool and special and rad it's called a potion splash of harm splash but yeah i i kind of already kind of already noticed that you had that i also have some magma cream for you king repeat in command block wait this is how i win this is how i win do not slash kill all this is how i win it will not work unless okay attendant but how about this habits land for a second lamprey i've got a deal i've got i want to propose a i've got a proposition for you technically all right i won't i promise i won't kill you i promise i won't kill you all right oh you seem like an honorable man i'm an honorable man listen listen technically right i have the ability to open and use command blocks okay i will give you one command you can execute all right i will do it hold on let me let me just give wilbur come on blood here we go i will execute one command for you oh this is oh yeah just just give that a sec there we go all of my dogs why i'm still over here i'm still over here just just you can just tell me what command you want me to execute and you all you have to do is come over and press the button and he command any command in the world any command in the whole wide world will you go back to killing me afterwards yes yes i will what's the command i'll tell you what i'll do it with a smile i don't really care if you smile while killing me man that doesn't that does not help my situation he's typing oh no do i have to know the exact command or can i just tell you what i want uh she's got to tell me the exact command i want the exact comment we got to give you a little bit of a challenge here oh god i don't i don't know how commands were come on man you can do this i believe in you all right let me just let me just organically think for myself are you googling no i'm having a brain blast and you're you're googling in a manhunt do you think dream google's huh yeah he's like to the level of googling yeah he actually cuts all the parts out where he opens the wiki and searches for the crafted recipe how how do boats fly how to craft a boat how do you craft the boat that's why that's why they can't do them live dream you make a u-shape what should it be what do you want it to be technoblade what do you want the command to be i want it kill wilbur soot okay let me just put that in really quickly for you okay now if i just press the button oh oh it worked fourth hunter down now it's just rambu well this may okay well this makes things a lot more difficult actually uh okay i'm just going to put on this all right ramboost off my elytra and i almost died that was not smart where are you ramboo this is this is no wait no this isn't how it's supposed to be working i'm supposed to be hunting you where are you rambo where are you rambu nowhere hey no i'm supposed to be hunting you why am i the one that feels scared welcome to the real world rambo oh god this sucks it really does yeah oh i'm glad to see you right now wait but you can see me i'm glad to see you i really hope you can't see me actually oh i can okay well i can i see a lot of moving name tags in the distance so i'm not having a good time um [Applause] oh we're good i'm good uh they kind of deleted my weapon this is awkward oh okay cool huh i mean you don't have any other weapons right yeah i'm out oh okay well you okay i just i just see a hot bar or oh boss bar oh that's not good oh boy wither well it says subscribe to techwiz subscribe to tech go go go the as the aztec king tech rambo yep it is why am i the one that's getting chased this isn't how it works oh rambu i've suffered for 50 minutes no no no no no no no 15 minutes no 50 minutes i have suffered oh god okay uh i'm fine i'm doing fine i'm doing i'm doing great oh wait get them wolves oh god why are there so many oh that's not good that's really not good that's oh that's really not good no that's also really not good this is fine this is this is not fine i'm not having the greatest of times my heart right now why do i feel scared why do i feel genuine fear you should feel fear this is not good i'm getting items faster than i can organize them okay okay he has no idea where i am i'm using my mr beast hide and seek skills oh my god what would what would tech do in this situation subscribe at times at times like this i consult my bracelet wwy t what would youtube what would youtube what's going on out there what's going on i just gotta kill rambu before the next hunter joins and they can 2p1 no no you don't am i dead forever uh yeah pretty much oh well you do have a chance to come back but that would be a spoiler all right a spoiler we can't spoil things for this about spoilers everyone knows i would never say that the name of the next hunter is oh my god i could have done that oh that actually wait that was actually really good no don't tell him it's good dude that's a [ __ ] freaking ice keep on using tnt don't keep on using tnt donate wolves oh my god get him get him die die ramboo die okay we're fine we're fine i'm fine i'm fine everything's going fine everything's going great everything's going i thought that it would do more than i didn't know that it would do an entire heart i thought well i had a lot of things on me i was like a human pinata it was not good and now he's just completely fine i'm gonna get a big stick next time i see you rambo and i'm gonna beat you into like until all of your candy falls out oh please i prefer to keep my candy inside of me all right this is it so i definitely shouldn't say the name of the next hunter i definitely shouldn't say what if i give vague descriptors you could i'll tell you don't oh wow why is this taking so long you don't have to worry fills the wings let's go oh no stop breaking my items no my loot no why would you do that you know you have to make it to the nether right i have to i have to beat the energy haitian tried to delete my item but it was garbage you fool you absolute fool not mad i'm not an upset gamer right now you need to understand that i am calm all of my enemies have been easily vanquished and i got overpowered items from them i think i was quite a worthy adversary i think i was quite you were quite difficult thank you thank you i mean you were literally creative mode unbeatable even uh i would call it skill mode okay slash game mode will assert skill skill 10. they put me in skill mode and i was just i was just all over the place skilling my inventory management is destroyed it's in shambles you need to get the skill mode just turn on skill mode just hit on skill mode i'm trying i'm trying you should have asked for that in the command block i was like yeah you could have just asked for slash game mode creative technology why didn't you just ask for game mode skill that would have i could have done game mode creative but that would have been the most boring stream of why man they're on point with these creeper doodles don't compliment them phil don't encourage them great job getting them guys good job you should guys i think that you should donate more tnt and credentials that's not necessary maybe you should put some money into the money oh the tnc the items why put the money in the money hole in the money hole and watch your smile all right so what i'm gonna do is if you if you put lots of money in this money hole give you a little kiss on the head [Laughter] that's going to be those are going to be the um rewards after we hit 250k okay hunter five says they can't make it [Music] bro i'm actually trolled can i say their real name now can we [ __ ] them we can make okay hold on no what happened behind you hey it's me it's me oh my god it's it's skeptics no what happened was i i told him hey can you can you join my event tomorrow and he's like sure and then i today i'm like all right are you ready he's like i thought you said it was tomorrow and he quotes me sending the message at 12 15 a.m are you kidding me why would he why would you not double technically it's today why would you not double check why would you not check the announcement why nevermind all right well we might have to have hunter six we gotta move up hunter six guys it's the only way we had a second coming of will and he instantly died all right i got this let me let me change the uh let me change the milestones oh god i'm sweating i feel like we've bonded today turnover i feel like i feel like we've really made some progress i feel like you are now understanding that i'm permanently in skill mode game mode skill uh that my scappy impression is on point it's fantastic and that i know how to hold down right click while holding potions of harming which is probably one of the most advanced techniques it's one of the most important skills so difficult so difficult it's up there with like all right it's time hunter six joined the game i was so close i was so close to switching away from my golden apples i actually don't know who hunter sex is calling he's a very very special guest who absolutely could make it today and it's not being swapped out for a meme totally real i need to get out of this pit i need to get out of this pit this is incredibly dangerous get me the heck out of here oh no you dropped in there get me out of here [Laughter] i'm gone yeah that's death down there never going to piss why are people giving you shoulders why why magenta this is the worst this is nothing all right hunter six join now wing chun i can't i'm too busy playing minecraft my god oh my goodness hi all right i'm just gonna beat the game actually i'm too busy playing minecraft on my pc cd-rom why did like three people donate delete my items it's tubber oh my goodness it's the real tubbo oh my god again again you stay uh yeah um um sing along i want to join in really count me and cut me in uh okay one oh wait i gotta turn on my piano real fast all right a one and a two anna i didn't go to school living by the ocean i don't care about nether right the big drink living by the [Music] all right i'm gonna i'm gonna go now be tubbo and beat techno blade you like bees kid oh my god my god i'm on my way i get beast all right now that the real tubbo is here my viewer account can skyrocket yep it is i the real tubbo press tab look it's true it's true it's his account that means it's him yep that means it's him how else would he have access to his account yeah exactly why why would you do that phil why are you dying it is rambu someone in someone in texas chat oh i'm sorry tubbo someone in techno's chat just said i love [Laughter] it's time i man up and actually fight the wither i'm tired of running away i'm tired of running away die with her definitely you need to chill out man we're all having i'm having an anime moment stop having an anime moment why you're gonna you're literally you're gonna start making music videos like phil's keep up there i already invented music five years ago i know you did techno and i'm really proud of you but at the same time like the anime part maybe too far it might be too far oh my god you don't want to end up like phil's basically what do you mean [Laughter] why is it regenerate no it's killing my dogs i tried to organize a ton to meet up with it i was like phil let's go out for a dinner together we'll have a really nice family and not only one piece and they deleted my bow immediately they deleted my bow instantly you live all the way down in brighton i have to like organize and paper [ __ ] like trade tickets and stuff dude guys it's not like i just pop around the corner to the shops and be like oh will's there it's not what you said though you said you said i've got a piece to watch that's not what i said i watched one episode that is it what'd you think of it sorry i didn't watch them all right i got to get out of here ooh golden carrot hey phil it's me tubbo here um i'm just wondering if you're near a um a piece of lands that if i were to teleport you i wouldn't die uh absolutely not the ravager thank you thank you all right welcome to this is fine thank you phil go get him spawn this is actually working wilbur why why are you doing this wait shoot i did it i think i did it wrong wait wait wait wait wait give me a second uh how do you get a minute all right here's the plan i'm gonna take out my bad items and then those will get deleted by foolish donators watch it's gonna happen they think they're gonna delete my bow just watch just wait for it guys stop donating wolves your feet in the wither die all my wolves die in that tnt no i like spending time with you techno boy i i've had better days if i'm being honest here do you like cacti i do not like cacti that is not enjoyable just kiss them in front of you so you can learn about them a bit more i just gotta get it to half health i'm gonna play some around you while you while you were you know half health half health we're actually killing the weather like cacti and they deleted my ex but i got another because i'm the best oh it's in melee mode are you a cactus fan get him wolves and they deleted my other axe i got a shovel and they deleted my shovel no that was i got a fishing rod i can hit it with the fish why are there two withers i'm here but this is not my turbo oh god it's the real tubbo as evidenced by his minecraft account i fully i'm no match for tubbo yes especially not with my uh totally not a reference to anything crossbow with fireworks we gotta get out of here we gotta get out of here uh rowan trying to donate creeper while i'm in the air get denied oh look at this bee will look at this bee show me the bee look at him oh my god look at oh i can't believe we're about to see a showdown what a good me what a good beer what a good baby i would ramble right click and then i saw what it was called and i would have never forgiven myself if i did that i would have cried you would have i i would have felt terrible stop looking at it phil he's so cute though i want i want i want him as a pet i will hold him gotta get him hey tenta bay why aren't you wearing the ribbon huh pretty disrespect pretty disrespecting disrespectful that's true that's true you got me there you really aren't showing any empathy right now that's true that's true you've got me there oh no i've been owned on stream all right i just gotta track down tubbo not if i track you down oh well there you are ah oh no they don't have any explosions i was gonna say did you actually put explosions on the fireworks oh god uh that was uh i didn't have anything else he just wasn't the demolition expert that he needed to be oh darn well i guess i guess i the real tubbo will will leave having i can't believe i've defeated the real tubbo having been completely and utterly defeated goodbye and now i don't got to deal with any problems until wait let me disable 106 milestones it was at this moment wilbur decided to become a problem no god [Laughter] no please i'm out of here hey guys it's it's me rombu um you just missed oh my god rambo you wouldn't believe who was just here i bet he put up a i bet he put up a fight that he did nope not really that he did a fight for the ages no no no he i got sniped wait no i'm fine what are your top five bugs but if you could make a top five bug list i'm not really a big fan of bugs in general well imagine you were and now tell me what your top five would be do you want to hear mine not particularly i'm gonna tell you mine mine is wood laos is number one easily for me number two i'm gonna it's gonna have to get a hover fly big fan of that signaling theory you know like dishonest signals cool cool uh bees bees come third you know bees be pretty good they're they're a pretty highly related bug or b is a bug got that i yeah i was actually about to ask that same thing look just because they're big in minecraft doesn't mean they're big in real life kings all right uh then it's moss i just don't know how they're classified big mock fan big moth fan me now this is a controversial one bit of a controversial one now coming at number five my my number five in the top five shrimp shrimp anyone want to argue with me right now because i will take you on yeah shrimp have like have muscles nope they don't nope oh what well my day's ruined they have a carapace all right i just need iron for a bucket if i just drop items for long enough i'll get iron you have so many dogs that as soon as anything spawns that could possibly damage you it gets killed excellent excellent now creeper please don't kill all of them please oh i found you hey look at this look at this bee bro so cute look at his name oh there's about to be like three explosions and you're and you're just like let me lead a bee here i don't think that's the best thing hey look at this distraction technoblade look at this beat look i see the bee i see the beef look at the bee look at his name i i see the name phil oh my god the b all right oh no the b wait did i store ender pearls i did not store the ender pearls no i'm gonna wait wait is that an end portal frame wait you have no wait there's n portal frames why am i floating away you know what this is fine oh this is fine this is my life now dude he's going to complete the game before we get another hunter that's what i'm trying to do yeah but i gotta get to the nether i gotta get ender pearls oh and there's half of the dog population why and there's another one all right this is it oh yeah i promised you'd become a problem and i never did that's not necessary at this moment let me become a problem no no oh that's just it's just not necessary what it's just not necessary at this moment why is the weather chasing after you hey becoming a problem well that's actually turtle potions i mean no don't hit me with those i will i hate those okay i'm coming to get you i'm coming to be a problem i'm gonna get you things my fov has been destroyed on the stream wait no the beat died no i'm holding up to a winner is that what the witherer was targeting [Applause] no it's not having the best time is a very enjoyable boss fight for me where did squid kid go did squid get leaves because he hates me uh he left because he was that's what you guys were all supposed to do oh oh yeah i don't know why you guys are still here sorry okay i don't know you guys seem to be having a good time so i wasn't gonna kick you guys out but we can go that was that was technically instructions now you guys can stay if you want i'm sure the viewers love it julia will's already gone wait it's still flying i thought it was in the other stage it keeps changing get him wolves get him beat him up die die die i'm gonna actually kill a wither for once in my life and not get interrupted yo oh oh this is bad this is so bad oh oh oh oh oh why would you delete my apples k bird you know what this is fine why would you delete my apples it happened again oh welcome come back yesterday yes to go to bed oh rip he's got things to do tomorrow rip i like how there's literally a a zombified hogland an evoker and then phil's phil's phil's attention goes to the baby zombie oh that's the most odd thing that's phil he detects the biggest threat to his life yep that's true okay i just need iron as i was saying iron and ender pearls are the items i need why does he keep spawning these i got infinite totems okay what the oh it's these baby ghost things i hate them i hate them so much i'm not even fighting them i'm just gonna leave oh just kidding i don't have my wings on i'm gonna swim all right all right we got this this isn't scuffed this isn't scuffed yet we are winning in minecraft i hate to break it to you you're winning right now but there's a six toner on it on on their way no i disabled that we don't have a sixth guy wait unless you're saying you're the same oh no what do you mean oh no did you say the right number phil oh no i'm looking at the tiltify thing and it's almost 150k oh no why do i wither skull okay i hate this so bad baby ghosts go away it's like the one mob my dogs can't kill i'm out of here i'm out of here follow this losers all right we're safe now nobody can hurt us and we just need to get three iron to get a bucket and it looks like i'm just gonna have to mine that myself like a loser because getting that from random items would actually take a while so here we go and then we're gonna get to the nether and everything's going to be fine are those baby ghosts did i just see it no i'm crazy it's fine hey sp737 no what the heck is it killing where is it going what is it okay what is this mob it's like what it multiplied hey hello blade oh god no no no no can you guys hear me i thought he couldn't make it i'm happy to be quite quiet not the six hunter i'm being very loud on the train we thought he couldn't make it he's on the train he's playing on minecraft guys i'm on my laptop does anyone know where techno is about a thousand blocks [Music] oh wait wolves don't kill him he teleported and it was a bit too much bandwidth for him wait teleport him into the air he won't fall hello tommy is left of the game it was a bit too much the band going down the blade it was too high oh he's in the sky i put him in the sky he's falling all right he's he's in the water now where is he he's not swimming okay you were letting him drown wait he's not a mind [ __ ] run he's typing oh here he is well he actually had a computer he's actually in a computer we got to get out of here oh oh oh he's these creative modes flying well what do you really call that flying he's just kind of levitating right now he was crazy oh no now he's frozen oh no this internet must be so bad oh no the lag hunter no how do you fight this should be here soon any second and he's gone he's gone and he logged out all right well i'm gonna i'm gonna go mine some iron so i can actually just honestly just progress is normal i don't think that he can do anything yeah he's just a threat but not but just in theory he's not he actually he keeps on going through tunnels [Laughter] why is this so strong he's gone he's in the vc saying nothing and we've defeated the six hunter ladies and gentlemen oh all right the problem is i need to get iron but i don't really want to go underground surface iron it's actually gone now oh yeah i hate the break or two but usually you're 10k away from uh armageddon go underground quick no please please no not hunter armageddon you don't have much time dude not hunter armageddon anything but that i i'm pretty sure that hunter armageddon is just gonna be me and phil that's gonna be a bit underwhelming i thought more people could make it you're expecting like like like a group of like eight people walking it's just everyone had to go but no we phil and i have some tricks up our sleeves trust me granboo's gonna be playing on two accounts i i could i'd have to do oh when he's back oh tommy and it's back oh the six hunter hasn't been defeated yet he can still play oh wait he he's he's back here now he says my discord crashed okay i just i just need like three iron he's still flowing he's still just floating in the middle of the desert oh all right get them wolves yo there you go oh tommy it has left it's just not working he keeps going through tunnels i didn't realize until today just how many tunnels there were on this round must be so frustrating he's just like logging in and just oh you're gonna have to make use of this time title i'm trying man the six hundred does not exist right now it's just floating in time [Laughter] you good are you good though i need lapis there's no way i'm getting there why why is there a wither is that back or is that a new wither it's hobbs did you guys just delete my apples did you chad did you just delete my apples i swear to god che why do you do this to me you've deleted so many of my golden apples it was the one thing keeping me alive all right wolf see how you guys can take you guys can take that with her yeah that's fine yeah yeah come on guys guys come on guys you got this we gotta defeat hawks got her feet hops before he kills every single wolf i own i just you just keep on like gaining way more and then there's just something that thins the herd i i seem to recall having a diamond chest plate that doesn't exist anymore wait i'm actually getting owned and i went i don't have golden apples it's why is it full health it's regenerating health off of all my wolves this is fine this is fine i'm not mad i'm not mad i'm calm why are there two hobs wait one of them's gone okay so what i have to do is not [Music] not walk that way and everything is fine everything is going to be all right because i'm going to easily defeat this [Music] i hate this movement pattern all right uh tommy just texted me to tell techno he's done for so you're done for according to this text i don't know how how long it took to send not the text sent two hours ago it is regenerating health at a speed visible to the eye you know i remember when i had golden apples this game was a lot easier die die die die and i'm out of health wait i'm actually getting owned stop regenerating health hobbs why does it regen hell faster than me wolves wolves please get it yeah no no no no no no no no no not even close yes into the tnt sydney tommy just texted me again um he said techno he's done for i think he forgot a couple of l's i almost walked into a ravine oh this is easy oh my god this is easy oh no it didn't fall this is suddenly very difficult just stopped just stopped at the stations and now oh no my connection oh full full of falls come on log on guys yeah is it leaking where i am all right tommy what are you hear it we can barely hear it what are you talking about tommy there he is what about you right there yeah i'm not here wait how did you not see him you did a full 360. i'm not here wait you wait he can't see me if i don't move over there okay i think you can see me get him he's fine he can't hit me if i change directions every 10 seconds he wants you to know that you're done for oh he got a hit actual creative mode why is there another one why why are they doing this i just need to beat minecraft i'm just gonna i'm just gonna erase that chat history not reading that i'm just not [Laughter] terrible all right so let's take now all i need to do is defeat a man in creative mode oh i'm moving again bye bye i hate this this is where you're this is where your day ends he's lagging so much he can't fly fast there's no way his connection is fast enough to keep up later techno set wait tommy said yeah okay i'll give him this one uh all i need is some iron there he goes he's floating hey rambo look at this stay still like look below you [Music] perfect [Laughter] isn't that fun that's fantastic all i need is iron where's the irony iron please you think it would be easy this is like one of the easiest parts of minecraft is get an iron yeah oh what what is that that's the buffer fish this keeps falling both of fishes on you oh oh all right so what's gonna happen is i'm about to find a huge vein can i combine these is that oh that is how minecraft works still score [Music] okay that's fine oh my god oh my god oh my god ignore me ignore me [Laughter] it's so sad hearing the dogs just die fire every time there's a tnt spawning all i need is some iron all i see is coal i need to get to the nether before armageddon happens where is it oh i'm gonna have to go underground aren't i yo wait i have a water bucket i don't even need iron all of this was for nothing i need a lava pool all right we pretend that didn't happen chat all i need is some lava they deleted my pickaxe i'm just not having the best day i'm not having the best day but oh my god have we raised a lot so far great work chat i haven't even i i just occurs to me that we are like an hour and a half into the stream and there's been so much condensed suffering from literally the second i started i have not actually talked about the charity i haven't called it's been so much continuous every single second has been nothing but suffering i haven't even talked about the actual cause all right i mean they could read about it on the website all right guys this is uh this is a fundraiser for the sarcoma foundation of america all right they fund research into uh into sarcoma it's a rare type of cancer uh it's known for uh it just it kills babies basically that's what sarcoma does because most cancers they they mostly focus on old people but sarcoma it'll kill a child it does not care all right that's what sarcoma does we i you know i i uh for no reason in particular i would really like sarcoma research to become a lot more advanced because it's kind of it's kind of sucks right now all right you know you know those other cancers a lot of them are okay well most of them still pretty much suck but a lot of them have been getting owned recently have you seen the survival rates for like hodgkin lymphoma science has been obliterating it oh my goodness i mean it's it's still a terrible disease to be clear but oh my god oh my god hodgkin lymphoma is getting owned right now all right sarcoma sarcoma not so much alright just last year they got this uh they they had a there was this chemotherapy they used they have me on it actually and just last year they figured out how to get it to stop killing your heart yeah that was just a side effect until last year is that it would just destroy the cells in your heart and they were like well nothing we can do and they solved it last year so it's good to be it's good to be in 2021 i have to say i have to say yeah science doing big things but i need help sometimes i love having my functional heart mmm go science that is that big advancements in the sarcoma world doesn't destroy the heart anymore that's that's lava it's not enough lava so if everybody could just donate we could get that we could get that sarcoma research up uh every fifty thousand dollars that's another grant they can give out to some clinical trial so we've already funded like three and a half of them that's pretty pug get that uh get that up there it's it's a wonderful cause it's a wonderful cause w monkey w is right [Laughter] i've probably flown past like three lava pools and just didn't notice and now i'm in a forest wait planes hopeful lava pools actually happening alternatively if i went to this portal which has already been made and opened this up and then i placed this and then i got my diamond pickaxe which was deleted you know what we got the diamonds which we can mine with that diamond pickaxe that got the okay okay it's not looking great [Music] there why are there three withers oh hi pixel what the heck oh but there's four withers there's four withers well now it's supposed to be a hunter armageddon wha i think well would it hypixel just donate 30k or something let me scroll up uh possibly yeah hypixel just donated 30k and then that activated the 200k milestone which spawns two more withers get into a total oh wait enter pearl stick oh that's actually clutch yeah fight the giant yeah this is this is actually really bad for me this is actually incredibly dangerous all right we're gonna let those those withers fight everyone why is there a weather named cancer i think they were meant to like type out a full thing like they were like oh man this mess this message is going to be so supportive and then it gets cut off oh no rip there wasn't attempts defeated by tiltify yo new wit actually actually you know what this is good because what if the unspeakable happens and somebody deletes my good elytra i need to defeat the high pixel weather but first i need to defeat whatever this blue mob that this is shadow clone jutsu when did they add this when did they add this so that that hasn't been added into the game technically it's in the game but you can't get it normally well it sure feels like it's in the game it's like the zombie horse you can't get it without command how's it going hypixel thank you for the donation i have to kill you now though i have to kill you now no hard feelings no hard feelings oh thank you for the dirt donation thank the wooden shovel donation all right here we go wait wait a minute you guys you guys are in rifle mode oh wait hunter armageddon happened no just we're just waiting we're just we're just waiting until you finish what you're dealing with now you've got a lot going on i don't even want to know what busted items you gave yourself when you were giving yourself like prop 4 diamond when i had nothing now that i have items you guys have absolutely nothing no you're still in creative mode yeah we're fine we're fine oh wait we'll wait a second yes yes get it golem yes narwhal get it yeah golem get it oh my god narwhal is popping off narwhal is popping off oh my god narwhal get the last hit get the last hit narwhal i don't have any iron to heal you narwhal 611 but you are a hero on this day you are a hero pickaxe actually useful oh it's a stone i thought it was another right oh this is stone this is worthless to me all right you know what this is fine let me just scroll through all these items is this this is too raw iron i'm getting actually assassinated out here okay so what we're gonna do is whoa oh you guys are gonna tell me when you're in creative mode and the hunt begins right you're not just gonna start wailing on me we'll let you know we'll let you know all right well you guys seem pretty trust and i just got mine and fatigued for three minutes five minutes i was trying to mine obsidian that is pretty funny i do not find this particularly amusing all right you know what we just we find cow do you feel yep yep welcome we just gotta find the cow cause i'm not i'm not dealing i'm not waiting five minutes wait wait was that did i just drop a cow spawn egg while i was looking for cows like get this spawn egg out of here i'm trying to get a cow all right all right we're doing good we're doing good we're 84 of the way to our goal i'm ignoring those withers phil could you just make me like a little nice little copy why is there why is there an elder guardian this was supposed to be disabled you're not supposed to be able to spawn elder guardians it was specifically written down in the document because it's such an annoying why is it invincible god all right i am turning myself into yet again i'm actually getting rolled i'm actually why are these mobs so strong narwhal saved me narwhal narwhals the only one i can trust in these times nope i'm just not dealing with that gasp right now yo pikachu with the clutch just kidding he was never there i think i just shot my dog all right don't quote that wait i keep dropping the cow i keep dropping the cow spawn egg server i'm like all right i need to clear my inventory so i can find some cows all right and now i should be looking for lapis honestly that would be a pretty sick uh addition that i probably have been ignoring this entire time just kill it yeah yeah wolves get him get him yeah yeah i get him how did you miss there were so many dogs and you missed there were so many dogs i'm seeing i'm seeing some interesting messages in the chat phil's applied enchantment protection 4 to fills this item [Music] no no we thought about it there's nothing like that nothing's happening like that no bro bro i'm not mad seeing a lot of sharpness 5 in the chat no what what do you mean wait a minute actually good item let's go why why thomasley i was enchanted i was enchanting my items thomas lee why would you do this to me bill yeah what are you guys doing all right what's the one for the the fire oh no you just have to you just have to happen you're off and i remember oh my god this is nuts all right dude do you have wait do you have the the the thing to spawn in the things the thing to spawn in the thing remember the things that you showed me oh those things i don't really like this conversation oh those are fun you should use those things phil i think that'd be awesome i'm not a big fan of this conversation where's my health why am i poisoned for three years well you know what the cow spawn eggs solve everything all right that's that thing yep that thing that's exactly what i mean phil alright nice so that is that the fail safe when like things go south everything starts going wrong just just make a bunch of those i just i just go i don't know why are the ghost babies here all right wait a second so good i mean all right all right all right i'm in survival as well wait hold on coming out of survival for a second okay wait wait one i forgot one crucial ingredient oh what's that it is please oh oh yeah that is the thing that we need all right oh yeah and then i also go go go go go go go go get a couple of those go no red [Music] [Laughter] red ghost we were so close to actual progression red ghost why all right let's do this thing phil oh it's chasing us why is everything on fire why is it able to follow me so fast all right all right are we ready are we ready oh the play is the crouch yeah what the heck is that are you ready what i'm ready what it turns off again what is this [Applause] what the heck what the heck what is that what the heck is that i'm running i'm trying to hit him it's too fast really difficult they're too fast i can't hit him yeah you better fly where am i what the heck is this what the heck is this he's in the water get him get him you fool no i'm not no i'm not okay okay what the heck is this all right just this just gonna keep on running all right where is he what the heck i gotta stay in the water no it's the only way oh what the heck they're so they're so slippery i'm activating i'm activating the fail-safe early rambo no my bow activate the fail save am i oh what the heck is the fail safe i need to get closer get closer you know what to do oh what the heck was that creeper go again go get him i'm trying for phil spawn what the heck are you spawning what the heck what is that what is that i know i didn't pay attention to the recent minecraft updates but what wait no oh wait oh yes go again oh oh my god squid's back squid's back he's in survival mode get him he's someone else okay i'll be creative no [Laughter] i'm really trying i can't hit you okay this is an epic battle run away once i managed to hit you a single time then you'll see i'm gonna i'm gonna crumple oh god i hit him he's stuck get him get him this is not going well get me out of here get back here these guys are actually hacking they're actually hacking what oh i'm in the water right now get me out of here nah now you should stay in the water man oh i'm all right actually you are safe in the water i don't know how i'm still scared of you how are you still what the heck how do you drop them from the sky now they run so fast yeah i get them yeah i get rambo instead no don't get me instead why do they run so fast phil it's terrifying oh my god you guys remember when this was about beating minecraft [Laughter] it's the scariest thing to see a creeper run at you for so long so speedy oh my god there's just two items i'm on my way i'm on my way i'm on my way there's just one item i need i missed no no yes no yes get back here get back here it's terrifying oh he's chasing after me no don't do that i'm fine i'm fine it's okay it's okay it's okay it's fine okay i'm good i'm safe that pro does so much damage i think we won we scared them away rambo we did it yay armageddon success successful shut up just in time guys [Laughter] go go go go go go go go wait do you guys still have a wait did you guys drop me an arrow sure you guys still have um the compass to i'll give you guys one hold on oh god i have to cook it are you serious oh and i don't have a pickaxe oh 10 gold clutch oh you give me an entire stack of them yeah there's a few these guys are in creative mode and i'm trying to make like a gold one i don't know wait no it's it's it's just pointing towards north it either he's north is he north well let's go check i guess no i'm i'm sorry i'm south you can't try that way that is true he did fly that way it's unnecessary to check because i'm uh just not over there oh oh i passed him oh there you go that's just it's just not necessary right now oh i passed him get him he's on the water why the heck do you have cobwebs he's trapped himself get him get him get the creeper we need we need you to spawn them we need you to spawn them phil again spawn them spawn the boys okay he's getting away oh my oh my god i hit him oh my god i'm chasing him this is actually stupid wait he's really far away now phil wait oh is he gone yeah he's flying away okay okay he's oh he's trying to make a move on me i got him in the car get him this is the weirdest manhunt i've ever seen how are you actually still alive oh my god you fooled me you fooled me wait you trapped yourself are you how are you still alive i have a punch bow get him get him with the axolotls oh my gosh he's on me bouncing out of here get away from me no oh oh god i actually just jumped from shore to hit him oh god the dog's amazing no phil the dogs chad i need more dogs i need more dogs it's the only way everybody's actually stopping us everybody needs to donate dogs it's the only way for me to get through this one you guys have like prod 100 or something no no they got prop for another right chat i need more dogs than you've ever seen it's the only way the dogs would actually be a pain the dogs were kind of giving me a run for my money when i was sitting here he's still super speedy what is this okay i'll fight okay i'll fight fight me fight me back into the forest oh my god oh my god oh my gosh how are you still alive yeah i'm capable of eating i need dogs donate the wolves donate the wolves bro you guys are every time i turn around you're not even there anymore get the dogs get the dog they're actually too many the dogs are my only counter yeah dogs get them mess them up oh god combo it did like one it did nothing oh god oh wait how did i get hit by an arrow i can't multi shot go dogs go so many dogs how much money did they give instantly as soon as you said that you needed dogs get him get out the dog get him welcome to the pit get him out of the dog no no there's only one way your solution was to kill a bunch of dogs oh my god oh my goodness it's just you and me phil oh my god on the ground now we're fighting at the i'm out of there i'm out of there i'm still getting where are they oh god you know how hard it is to act script someone who runs at 5 billion miles an hour get them parkour flying away don't worry i run faster than he can why is that actually true i'm on my way i'm on my way no no no no no that's not nice yeah it's a bit hard for me to hide when there's all these dogs i actually wait okay shooting them i'm lighting them up the dogs have uh they're chasing me around like a piece of meat trying to actually clear my inventory oh okay okay where is he where is he where is he oh my god what is this get him my frames are at like 30. i'm actually about to die how many did you spawn oh i'm out of here i'm shooting him all right all right all right he obviously has a lot more dogs than we do i think that's where we're going wrong they're all on you there he is there he is i see him this thing is going to kill me oh no oh no uh hey oh cool what the heck is this a lava there are quite a couple dogs here actually well we can't spawn anymore once we've already gone back you guys are limited to what you have we got to set some limit what do you have like a stack of god apples wait actually wait wait wait just wait i have a bucket i lied oh my god wait i just have wait i have potions of harming wait i just there we are [Laughter] oh my god oh my okay okay all right all right all right all right okay okay all right why is there a wither oh no there's been a bit of uh oh where is yeah you guys all gotta go help phil right now he sounds like he's in terrible danger i got him oh well well this is certainly a predicament um oh well this is not this is not looking good all right if anybody sees lava let me know because i'm trying to boil some of these dogs out of the end of the world there's so many dogs get them dogs no wait oh wait no wait my health my health wait oh god i'm in the water um i'm just gonna no no you can't you can't get me oh you can't get me land he just teleports the second his toe touches land he becomes un he's the flash keep him in the water my wolves well this is not going well don't get me out of the water keep me out of the water i love oh god right now i'm trying to just go to the wolves just attack my walls scrambler i can't shoot him he's got a force field burning force walls are all going howard how have they spawned so many i'm about to die you put me on fire you're just a casualty of war he's flying away bro how are you guys alive isn't that i don't know i i legit wait have you been eating actual like notch apples or something there's no way i don't have any notch apples no wait phil phil did you do you have a stagger oh god i angered the dogs i angered the dogs meanwhile i'm using a wood axe because every time i have a weapon it gets deleted no not the tnt oh wow i did nothing i have a lot of dogs on me in the water but i'm just swimming underneath oh oh god wait where where oh wait we're i'm trying to find techno in the horde of all these dogs it's useless i can't see him wait lead him towards the tnt no i'm so slow in the water oh my god okay okay okay okay i see him i see him wait no oh my gosh wait i see him he's in the water no carter the fifth no no no no no no oh god oh wait no i'm about to die wait no dogs dogs bro they have so many gaps they're actually invincible if i get enough wolves their armor will break their armor will break chat that's my plan oh my god you're right no it's working oh i'm out come on come on ah i'm burning the wall oh my god squid [Laughter] why are you actually why are you burning the wolves what did the wolves do to you they're ruining my armor come on come on come on come on come on what no no no crafting no crap oh god oh wait oh god at least let me craft another wood axe that's all i have whoa whoa whoa oh wait let it explode let it explode where is he so many there he is i see him i'm legit trying stop shooting my dogs i'm trying to shoot you all right my my armor is that oh no no get him oh my god how did you go that far [Laughter] oh oh oh wait he said that he's in the water he's in the water get him what the heck you guys are actually hacking no no get out of here no get out of here it's dogs this is the dumbest man hunt of all time what is this this is the stupidest thing i've ever seen we're 97 of the way to our goal donate more dogs more dogs more dogs all right i'm on my way wait i almost got him i'm almost there wait no more dogs no don't build don't use actual strategies in this what are you doing more dog [Laughter] oh my god i can't get wait where is he don't wait no that's phil okay more dogs stop getting more dogs i thought i'm running through the trees this is the worst fire of the fight in well the thing is these dogs are killing me wait why are there why are there guardians yeah there's wait where is he actually yeah where is he going i don't know where he went i don't know where he went i see him i assumed by all the dogs i know what the guy is actually hurt they hit hard oh god oh my god oh wait oh shoot wait wait where where'd you go oh i don't know where you are oh there he is oh oh crap oh no um wait this is not a good this is not a good sign wait no let me get to land a dog teleported to take the hit for you i actually can't hit you with my sword because the dog just teleports and takes your hand he's blending in i don't even know where he is what the hell there he is there he is i can't see him i can't i can't hold him there's wait is he trying to nether crystal wait is he trying to end crystallized i don't know how to do that half of his daughter you're right he wouldn't know how to do that more dogs chat more dogs it's the only way i don't even i can't the thing is it would be a lot better and then i can't keep up they didn't give the dogs names it would have been so much better oh oh go go go go go break their armor dogs go i'm stuck out of here please i'm going to get this out of here i can't oh okay we're good we're good he got hi sarah weather an anonymous wither you've got hey we hit the goal [Music] hey remember when i said i was gonna like fight the ender dragon and beat minecraft those were the days the ender dragon is like i i would think that the ender dragon is a lot like easier than whatever's going on honestly that's fair what the heck is this oh you guys are too fast to be blocked off what is this wait where'd you go where are you wait there you are wait i don't see you wait no she has dogs oh my god no my dog guys you have the entire horde yes i'm i could feel it yo we hit the goal let's go yo that is unbelievable actually we're popping off dude well done everyone that is insane wow all right back to being mortal enemies where are you well actually i was gonna say what's the that's it i'm on modern jabra that was uncalled for what's the second event that unlocks now we hold on i would say that my armor has had a good jerk no oh my god how did you survive that are you serious he did he actually did how does he live how does he live it's not even go blast i think i think actually all of your dogs are taking your dog how does he live i'm on my way wait no i'm stuck in the dog pit i would say stop giving him dogs but then that makes me seem like i'm gonna say stop what do you hate charity or something rambo get out of here i just look for the dog names there you are i want to live he pearled he pearled more dogs areas wow this is the worst spot to pearl to in my life oh my god this sucks i need more dogs to save me guys dogs there you are dark stars dark stars nice donate to the wolves into the forest going into the forest right you know what i'm burning the forest [Laughter] i'm done with hiding in the forest this is getting insane how how much durability does your armor have i'm not telling you i actually just walked out to a new city you can't swap out to a new set i always bring it back up oh god how did you land a crib how is that possible i'm just good at video games i hit him and then as i'm running away he lands the most incredible crit oh my god wait i actually i opened a bit wait my my wait why didn't my frames at two oh oh no that's not good oh i got him in the water nah nah i got you in the water no no no no okay maybe you do hold on phil how much fire exactly did you put in this forest because i'm getting a nice 30 fps right now oh is that what's doing that i think so oh my god more apples yeah i got 37 left [Laughter] maybe maybe he doesn't have the best computer maybe we should maybe we should go maybe we should go out of this um there's not gonna be much left of it i wouldn't worry about it i'm coming down i'm taking a little bit more damage now no particular reason there's no reason rambo i wouldn't worry about it there is no reason why i'm suddenly taking a lot more damage than before no no no no no no no no no get him get me out here hey don't touch us oh my god it's the one thing i can't replace he's awakening no he's going away phil why did you burn down this forest [Laughter] it was really quite inconvenient actually got away from uh i got rid of some of the dogs my frames actually went to like a nice real a nice 60 right after i got out of this forest awesome pog it finally got us to move [Laughter] i'm gonna find another forest no no you fools i'm on phil really just said that if if we can't get him out of this forest we're gonna we're gonna break his computer so that he gets out i was fine on frames by you guys i was not my wolves blocked the shots get out of here i'm on my way oh oh your helmet broke i'm i'm out wow it appears it appears to have broken phil get him wolves oh my god why do you have so many wolves i need more wolves more wolves chat i need more wolves chad i'm critically low on wolves help yeah there's not a lot left chad i barely have any wolves they got like sharp five netherright weapons chad i need wolves the wolves actually do like way more than i would think oh my god what the heck what the heck get off of me he's getting away what the not for long i'm on my way crouching but moving fast imagine how nuts no wait how did you get those shulkers activate flying shulkers go i wait no i'm i'm flying at a moderate pace [Laughter] i'm uncomfortably floating into the sky why don't you i love that was incredibly dangerous he flew right into a tree uh i've had better days if i'm being honest i've had better days wait where where are you wait oh there you are we got to go back back to the past samurai jack [Laughter] we got to go back to where it all started it's the only way i can get out of here alive i guess we're just going on a little flight more wolves me and phil could see your trail of dogs through the water oh yeah look at that [Laughter] so sad more wolves and items for that matter actually if everyone could donate items i i kind of need items right now that's kind of uh oh is that you no oh come on a little bit of an aerial battle here how high can you go oh more items chat more items he juked us i don't even know where he went bro i'm so mad what happened to my nether right helmet he's ahead of us just keep the compass in your hotbar you can still see where it points yeah yeah he's just that far how far away did you fly oh i see him oh my gosh there's the 400 dogs i think he should be nearby get out of here rambo come on get out of here get out of here rambo i gotta hit the best hit where did i go i almost had him this might be the end oh god wait i'm running out of fireworks oh wait here he is oh more wolves what the heck there he is oh there it is let's get him all this sucks get him oh i don't think there's much i can do here except wow that cut off immediately i'm dead i'm so dead that sucked that sucked that cut off immediately what is this where am i yeah crap wait we're just in the pit with the wolves no wait he's gone wait no oh my god i hate this so bad i'm so spamming him that's not what i want oh shoot i wait i don't have food or wolves there's nothing i can do here all right oh my god i'm getting bullied i'm getting actually bullied spawn wolves yes yes yes saved how am i so good at minecraft i mind controlled him to drop his golden apples i don't have anything actually saved not good i was so confident what was happening i i fat fingered it phil i pressed oh i'm stuck i was trying to run while eating gaps and why is this actually still incredibly dangerous oh my god that does damage more wolves more wolves it's the only way i'm getting stuck on oh my bow is i have a helmet i have a helmet okay we're good why did i just get in the chief no my god what is this oh wait shoot wait i don't have regen i forgot i don't have regen wait the the arm how are you guys this durability how are you guys so durable oh wait i brought pork chops oh why does nobody die i hit them five thousand times and they don't die how come whenever you hit me like i press s and then i feel like i get knocked back you're on the other side of the world after you just hit s once all right right right come on come on come on oh god that was not the smartest play got another i held it again wait how did you get another right helmet again i got it from a random item one in 800 chance let's go food food food wait where food where wait i got food i got food your dogs are doing nothing i'm scratching my arm wait no i forgot that i had that that's all they gotta do if they scratch long enough you'll die stop going through my items phil those are for charity those are for charity the greed oh my god there's so much oh i'm three hearts bro how do i create you like three times you don't even have a chest plate on wait you're not you're not techno wait i'm sorry squid fight each other fight each other oh god no no i'm just gonna stop firing and if i hit i'm just hoping i hit people bro you couldn't you hit people that would not be a good thing more wolves i need more walls i gotta go i gotta go oh wow i i launched the back a little bit squid move more wolves it's the only way i'm getting three of you one and they have stronger stuff i need more wolves don't kill the polar bear it's an endangered species dad wait if you said that right after you shot a polar bear not me that was zombie you got the wrong guy hey oh oh no no our life cheese oh my god they deleted my golden apples no way the golden apples got deleted oh i got scammed so hard okay okay don't don't pick it up don't pick it up my spawn point was obstructed do you want to teleport him back i got him i got him oh god they're back get him i got no boots wait i can crash well guess what i have myself i thought why would you drink milk i was there all right easy plan we crop out my death and we cut to this part in the video let's go let's the go wait i actually can't move they're stunning me oh god oh god oh no i'm going back in where's my lights wait wait wait wait oh my god i need more walls i got two hots oh my god two hots one hot no i can't fly i'm glitched out yes let's go wait he's trying to loot he's trying to loot don't let him loot there's hot apples in there there's god apples in there we cannot let him get god apples oh wait no oh wait crap crap crap wait no no no let's go acknowledging that i'm you guys are dead you guys are so dead now that the field has been equalized rambu down oh squid kid i'll put it on my chest please oh squid kid it's no time the dogs are doing too much i gotta start thinning them out with my bow squid you the only hope he's the last hunter i went up against him in the past and it didn't really go so well for me so that's true that's true you should just give up now honestly it's just no you gotta well i'm i'm i'm sending out his dogs all right one error at a time you know there's nothing wrong with there's nothing wrong you gotta get my dogs right now you gotta get my dogs right now that's the main thread here is my dogs my god oh my god you gotta get my dogs right now he took everything you gotta get the dogs this is the important thing to get right now because the dogs are pretty strong now let me just eat this god apple one second it's like wait he got the god apples yeah phil why would you spot in so many god apples i got a plan because does he cool i i did have a stack of obsidian on me a crazy play hold on what's your what's your play oh my god he's gonna place cobwebs it's insane it's insane we're watching here comes to play here it comes he killed two dogs no all right both spam time new play bow spam oh whoa whoa whoa do i have anything of use in my inventory i really don't these dogs gotta get off of me what is this all right at the end of this we gotta look at who has the highest amount of wolf slain that's the ultimate step in target definitely yeah oh what the zombie distraction get him on my last cap get him wait where are my regular gaffles i'm trying to eat a food that's not overpowered but i only have got apples in my inventory oh the dog ate a shot for you i'm trying to inventory management it's not working i'm trying to shoot you but the dogs seem to have different plans for me get him dogs slowly whittle down his armor oh that's awkward get him dogs you really shouldn't jump you really need to keep jumping in the same direction why is there an actual giant in the way yo let's go oh you just did you just said that without realizing that yeah you really realize when you just said the words i'm out of food you realize that he could just go in and just destroy you poisonous potatoes i lied i have a lot of these he's got the potatoes what does it do so much what the heck that's what i was asking you uh-oh oh wait my helmet pops oh squid oh no oh my gosh oh squid wait he's got another one why does he have multiple sets what is this i dropped it somewhere if he has me if he hits me once of that oh never mind that doesn't do as much as i thought bro where's my elytra okay i'm i'm just gonna chill down here for a second um i don't i don't think his arrows could really fight him like a man's squid fight him be a warrior get rid of your dogs can we give me a fighting chance here let me hear you i can't get rid of the dogs if i wanted to hello oh this is oh my goodness no i feel like you have the start of this no no not again you can't keep getting away with it and yet i do and yet i do oh who the heck is this oh wait he just converted ah feels good feels good all right let me just pick up all of your sick items now this is the one good thing about having hunters is why you guys give yourself overpowered stuff and then i can pick it up i just blew it all up so many dogs lost heroes all right that's it i'm i i gotta go fight the ender dragon now all right wait wait let me let me set up let me set a new goal on okay really oh my god creepers guys i'm trying to alt tab and set a new milestone on tiltify to encourage people all right all right i gotta set a new milestone all right this is this is gonna get instant 1 million dollars 300k i break dream out of prison 300k go go go [Laughter] let's go post it on twitter god oh my god 300k and he he gets out of prison if we don't hit it sucks for him no dream content for the rest of your days it's the only way this is this is diabolically it's the only way it's the only way no dream conjuring smp content let me put it let me put it on on uh okay i just i just raised the campaign gold gave me a warning first oh you sure this is insane are you sure you want to do this you don't have to do this techno blade all right all right should we go be canonically dead now once you fight me now you guys i'm fine with you guys chatting i'm so used to it now it'd be lonely that's the longest pvp battle i've been well that lasted ten i was like so close to death for so long and the important thing is yeah go on how did i survive that cave man yeah the cave was insane and we dropped in with you and i was just like oh and you it's like this is the worst you somehow made it out the worst escape plan ever i was like oh man i'm gonna jump into a cave and it's gonna have like an underground passageway that i can i can use their speed against them and then it instantly cuts me off and now there's three guys at the door with sharp five netherright swords knock knock for charity oh my god you've got so much stuff the website is dead dude i'd mentioned dream once and the website instacrashes that's how effective the strat is guys oh my goodness wait it actually is yeah i can't oh no i'm just a charity genius yo that's an insane amount holy let's that's wild let's go let's go yeah i'm gonna be flexing on my doctor yeah i raised like uh 300 000-ish for sarcoma research so if you guys could give me the real medicine that would be you know i've been concerned the nurses are actually just like plugging plugging dyed bags of water into my iv to save money oh i had to tell them i knew george not found and they're like oh one second and they unplugged all my bags and replaced them with ones labeled real chemotherapy [Laughter] it's a true story it's a true story oh my god that's a tough world out there oh my god this these spiders and zombies think they can fight me after everything i've been through they're just me if please in the world of technoblades they're damaging his armor and that's about it i've got so many spare sets of armor now too yeah you're actually set ender dragon's gonna get owned all right negative 66 16 write it down chat write it down we gotta find a stronghold and then we'll be good bro the site actually died when i said i'd break dream out of prison it's like a hundred thousand dream stands were instantly summoned to click on the link the beacons were lit and they came running over the hills how do i get him what did he say girl i would dream anything we gotta help dream i need a way to fly there's just these narrow tunnels one cycle it's gonna be so much easy for you the fine stuff um you could you could straight up just like loot so much from like bastions and everything what am i gonna get that's stronger than what i have well you'll just get more like you'll you could get another enchanted god up but you've already got like a stack never mind yeah you're right yeah i just saw you inventory oh no how do we you get more obsidian i guess wait you've got 34. never mind how do i get ahead of you it seems you're a bit lost oh there we go oh freedom here we go and now we just gotta find a fortress get some blazes i already saved the ender pearls earlier because i knew those would be huge pain oh yeah it's true they are awkward to get now i hate pearl so much every time i record a video or we have to beat minecraft i just spawned the pearls in because it's like half of the play through is finding enderman and then they don't drop pearls yeah oh that was quick the one wolf followed you oh let's go i want a champion oh and there he goes i think you should feed him some stick his tail looks a bit low no he's fine [Laughter] it's okay he'll just get another i thought i saw one of the good oh it wants to fight the weather skeleton oh i'm sure he can take it the answer was no rip end of thyme oh i think that's the spawner yeah these blazes got nothing on me man yo new dog this is a this is a thousand dollar dog he donated a thousand dollars and was like i want dog oh my god that that dog must have to have infinite help or health or something it's the strongest dog let's feed it we gotta we gotta keep it alive it's the thousand dollar dog i like how you can see how few people can like actually load the website right now yeah oh wait it's going up now oh oh it's popping off yeah you're actually able to play the game yo oh i didn't hit the important dog right you were gonna break dream out of prison was a blessing in disguise for just this moment alone like you needed you needed time to get destroyed the website someone just said you're getting dreams bail yo wait there's a dolphin called soundboard why do blaze rods burn you know that's something i'm quite confused about also why is there a tall fire you don't belong here dolphin okay he'll be leaving us soon oh there he goes oh no oh no he's going to swim oh no go swim be free any second now blazes are going to spawn there we go [Laughter] there it goes you guys just cheering dolphin death oh no fell into the lava i wonder how far away the stronghold will be because we we went all over the place yeah i think it would be that far at some point i started trying to like fly back yeah he's also literally had gotten the light trust so i think he'll be fine that's true that's true i've got 300's worth of stuff yeah rice and smoke i don't like you being the litter your tail is literally dipped in lava wait yeah wait where's that hitbox it's thousand dollar dog leaves and the hitbox is so close yeah take that trident thousand dollar dog yo trident please you know i was just thinking i've been holding my sword for a bit too long and it's gone wow oh was that my last shark five no oh bruh i literally like the thought just crossed my mind like i should and then it was gone and it was gone stolen by a right click alex trying to refresh the page but it is like actually still kind of broke oh what stop blocking my arrows friendly fire oh what is this guy well all right i got eight blaze rods actually i think that's enough that should be enough i think yeah oh there's an illusion oh my god dogs get them yeah shadow clone jutsu that yeah that's what i thought oh that's this that's disrespectful this is the noises he makes it's so funny four times zero is still zero wow thank you for your assistance that was actually incredible and i'm underground oh no no i keep trying to place blocks oh my god well put digging directly up might be dangerous you want to build a staircase i think oh why that iron golem is named one thousand dollar dog the second they saw that oh yeah get him the second they saw i was trapped in this area oh wait there's diamonds down there they instantly start spawning creepers and tnt no okay could i just go up yes i'm a big fan of the direction up oh dirt wolves get out of my way why is it bright why why is it right actually oh wait no someone it's a lava bucket got dropped the light source oh what a clutch i'm so tired this guy i just want to be on the surface but i i can't i can't dig straight up because someone's going to donate like creeper or something all right okay okay oh there it is mean it's like blast mining uh it's minor in a few more blocks at least you know at least i got dirt so they can't delete what i'm punching yo yo i'm free i'm free there he goes i can actually play minecraft is tiltify fixed yet is stream not getting out of prison um refreshing it's fixed on my end yo yo donate to get dream out of prison donate to get dream out of prison let's go 300k chat almost there like what 22 22 000 roughly around there i hate this one oh my god there's so many yeah get them wolves oh i'm just imagining how scuffed slash difficult this dragon fight might actually be with all the extra mobs dual parrots bro i'm gonna get to the dragon fight and like the like the three rich people that have been waiting are gonna spawn withers in a place i can't escape them all right i'm just gonna it's that way here we go gently gliding over the meadows you know what whether you know what guest all right let me let me fly around a second time you know what guest died [Laughter] never before has a ghast been dunked on so completely i killed that gas so hard they gotta delete the whole mob from the game all right put that one in my highlight reel dude i got a clutch screenshot for you from that it's like something you put on a movie poster techno versus ghast us flying towards each other in the air yeah why can't i okay it's over there and it broke what the heck is spawning behind me it's like pirates so dogs it's the trail it's the trail of mine yo oh oh oh oh a pink sheep wait where pink sheep super rare pink sheep incredibly rare pink sheep and nothing bad will ever happen to it yeah especially if i'm kind of hungry if i stand next to it for an extended period of time wait why'd you just get steve heads 0.164 of pink sheep to spawn naturally and nothing bad will happen and nothing bad will happen and nothing bad will happen i'm scared now techno tech notes and nothing bad will happen heck no it's a very rare special sheep be a real shame if someone donated a vast amount of money to kill it no i'd really hate if that happened that would suck my chats named it rosie uh it's the one it's like the one i found on dream smp you know that pink sheep that's in the syndicate room yeah called rosie ah the lore i don't know the laura i was in jail for three months [Laughter] this is the longest i've gone without someone spawning tnt on me are you serious oh there we go rosie perfectly lived perfectly lived rosie doesn't care at all and all of my all of my dogs are dead all of my dogs are okay i'm out of here oh i mean i guess you were right when you said that nothing bad would happen to rosie okay okay now the spawning pnt and creepers ah the portal was this way all right you should probably throw it again just a double check oh all right triangle it one more yeah okay let's try this forest yeah question is how do i get down there you don't have a show no but like think of the terrible things that'll happen to me like that for instance true oh my god with 15 koa 15k away from dream okay guys couldn't wait for techno to go in could you the rich people they got bored i wonder how many eyes it's got i wonder how many eyes the ball yo i was just waiting for one person to do it oh i wouldn't be the oh you guys getting the achievement in the chat yeah wait you got a light source wait phil look what i did not mean to hit that this is too dangerous oh yeah yeah never seen that before it's the light source block it's so you can like so you can add custom light to uh adventure maps without physically placing like something like that really cool all right guys once i stop floating i have a plan yeah what's the plan we're gonna tnt mine all right all right this is this has got to be about where the stronghold could it just be daytime now this is so annoying these pose no threat to my life all they can do is be annoying oh it's their time wow oh that was fast all right that's crazy all right so what we're going to do is somebody spawn tnt on me i want to see if it goes off or just spawns on this block i just got i just got shoved off by a wolf all right tnt go maybe i should break this first all right tnt go go get him wolf get out of here go do the thing chat yeah not all at once come on or actually all at once would probably be fun too start sending them in all right got gotta account for the stream delay oh there we go that didn't work that didn't work and my dogs are done okay here's the plan here's the plan pika [Laughter] we're cutting down the cost of tnt from 125 to 5. and now the chat will bore through the earth oh my god i'm just waiting like we will board through the earth chat refresh the page if you don't see it refresh the page what have you done i've done what is necessary oh is it working it's only my five dollar tnt oh it appears to be working five dollar tnt we will break through the earth all of my dogs will die you should not donate a dog right now they will die that would be a bad time to donate a dog five dollar tnt we're mine i'm just gonna walk in circles all right i'm gonna walk in circles until we're at bedrock let's go it's working it's working this is actually genius it's working we're getting to bedrock this is actually like where the stronghold is right i'm not off by like 100 blocks no you're on that yeah you're on it all right let's go it'll pop through at some point any second now it'll take a little bit i think but it'll be all right i'll admit this progress isn't as fast as i expected as long as you just don't get stuck on a block i think you'll be good five dollar tnt so much being raised for charity we must drill through the earth fight it's going up so fast we drill each one of these that explodes it's five dollars i think that's actually insane your money is going to drill a hole in the earth it's what it takes to beat the dragon it's like chat are just like investing in oil i mean this is technically what buying a tesla does but the goal is to secure cancer not mine for oil oh you're fine you're fine you're fine you're good yep it's fine you've given yourself like a parkour challenge now look at this it's fine oh oh he gets like launched towards him yeah we're drilling it's working keep the tnt coming this is gonna ruin my armor so bad i was sitting here like you want just five dollar tnt forever no yeah let me just fight the ender dragon like this there's gonna be nothing left of the end island minecraft but tnt spawns every one second you'll be fighting the ender dragon with a lighter and there'll be no island left oh that's actually true i could carpet bomb the dragon i think the three second fuse would be too much yo we're drilling we're drilling it's working oh my god we're almost there any second now you're pretty close wait we're actually almost at 300k oh wow oh my god it actually worked really well it actually worked the thing is though is that each i i noticed that each event has a one second delay so if people are donating a tnt more than once every second you might have to go through that would explain it because last time we changed the price of mobs and i kept getting mob spawned for cheap for like another several minutes did i just did you guys just queue like two hours of tnt i think they might because there's there's actually no way for me to turn that off i can set the price higher but until the queue is complete it'll just keep spotted tnt it looks like you're going down the bedrock techno i get to this he's just gonna keep on running this circle we're gonna drill all the way however long it takes i would say you're about 30 seconds away from hitting hitting uh gold who spawned a wolf no i was gonna say i was gonna say why did the tnt rhythm stop and then i saw the wolf and i was like oh no pikachu's re-increasing it quick quick quick queue up tnt while you still can oh there you go there's the strong donating more than one every second oh god break me in you're right wait i missed it oh oh oh oh oh oh my god hey where's got it we're in the tnt is still spawning but we're in those you got those notched apples ready right let me through the door okay chad you can stop donating d you can stop don't it doesn't help me anymore i gotta keep moving i gotta keep moving gotta keep moving gotta get to the portal gotta get to the portal i can't i can't stop moving that's a dead end open the door keep going keep going can't stop can't stop that's a dead end the silverfish are spawning under the blocks as well oh good god oh the tnt knocked the other one out of the way i'm a genius oh it's stuck why is everything a trap i think we queued a little bit too much tnt we're actually breaking at least i know which parts of the stronghold i've already been to because they don't exist anymore it's true i'll go to an app oh my goodness go go go go go go go go please please i just thought you're back already i just want to leave i just want the nightmare to end why you need to get back to that cobblestone staircase that you were just at before oh i see you're that hurt wait staircase yes yes go go go go go go what the heck nope that was useless any second now that they're they're gonna run out of tnt how many of them could they possibly have cued it's been like it's been like three minutes of gratuitous tnt spawning i want to count on it stopping anytime my helmet's going to break oh my god oh my god my helmet is actually going to break oh chats please please stop the team stop the tnt boys how much did you donate i think we should you should just act as if it's not going to stop i think i should just leave i think i should give up the only way is to combat log i i just gotta keep running until the tnt is over that's what i gotta do i gotta give up on the i gotta give up on the fort on the uh on the portal you know what now now we speed running you can get if you can get that oh you held it bro my helmet broke i don't i have a replacement for every other type of armor in my inventory except helmet please tell me this isn't a dead end um safe well at least i'm getting raw iron out of this how useful it's still going yeah i thought about it when we start like 30 seconds in i was like wait a second there's a delay i didn't realize there was a queue delay hey mob spawner hey that's nice this is a great mob spawner you have there bye hey this is a great library this is a great library you guys have here it would be it would be a real shame if something bad happened i got all of the knowledge no it would be a real shame if something happened to your library anything interesting over here guys oh there's a door that's locked how will i get through a locked door wow this hallway was useless let me just get rid of that for you let me just get rid of that wow look another library this is an absolute nightmare to get through but now it's not not the second library where is the portal how is the stronghold so big think more west oh my god bro this thing is huge it is this is a massive stronghold you are so far from it bro this is the biggest stronghold i've ever seen it's still cute god i don't even know how to get back to where i was before no it's up there it's up there but there's no way for me to go up it's just death i thank you very much heavily underestimated your viewers here this this is never ending i didn't realize it had like a one second per donation timer this means that they donated so much per second oh my god we thought the five dollars per second was it a lot now we see the true power i just want to get up there you can't even build because it stops i could use my elijah but i don't dare to take off my chest plate right now yeah i don't dare big risk that's huge risk well i just gotta eat the tnt sometimes bro the rest of my armor is gonna break it is actually still it is not stopped at all use water oh my mods banned the guy that suggested water i want him gone i want him gone like you guys didn't watch the video where i almost i got put to half a heart because i used water and was like oh this will neutralize the tnt because my chat said so would they lie to me half a heart damn only thing it neutralizes this damage guys oh oh this doesn't work at all i'm actually trapped you got a tnt jumper or something i don't even know what you're supposed to do it's bad wars oh oh this is the only way the last ender pearl to the stairs oh look water that'll save me oh look it still hurts me significantly this is the actual worst oh my god how long does it go how long does it go is that we're only 1800 away from from breaking dream out of prison yo so long as those donations aren't tnt i'm happy yo unexplored area portal you don't want to go through that portal it could be portal how many non-po this is a non-portal area dude let me out let me out oh my god oh my god oh my god let me out there's a witch bro i hate the strongholds this is the worst stronghold i have been in in my life who designed the biggest one what the heck is it's infinite am i being trolled did they did they develop this personally you you have been everywhere except the one packing yeah there's like there's like two more areas i think what the heck that you could possibly go through you've gone down almost every single path what the heck it's like sans of time all i want to do is play minecraft but people donated too much tnt noah you actually changed the price right you actually changed the price right are people still donating tnt i think it's just gonna be queued up until you beat the game oh my god no no i can't he can't get through the end portal oh he goes through the end portal tnt spawns on him it'll blow him up off the platform wait phil looking look in general okay what do you guys see what do you guys see in there oh no it's it was a video of when you said that tnt was five dollars and it just shows a scrolling like incredibly fast oh no oh donations you know how your chat goes fast imagine that but with just five dollars every single time no yeah no why did i i should have said it like 10 or something no no this is an actual curse this is an actual curse i cannot progress i i'm i'm stuck in this tnt loop we're almost down to bedrock yeah you're literally about to hit bedrock it might be a blessing in disguise but if you fall down the two block hole it's it's game over oh my god don't even say that phil i'm just warning you oh my god we're at deep slate you have to be so careful i can swim i can swim i'm free go go go go go go go that doesn't work well i'm free i'm free i'm back on the path nope nope okay nope nope nope oh oh my um oh this is going bro my armor is all going to break and then the tnt will start dealing like five hearts per hit there goes their pads i had to replace them they had no durability how long does this go on hey we hit 300k apparently let's go that is insane holy that's amazing no no wait i forgot about that part no i forgot about that part wait no my i didn't know oh oh my god i forgot about that part i did not remember that part congratulations guys oh no i can't i can't be i can't be near there anymore and i can't be near here either bro i'm getting i'm getting actually camped this is not even fair this is not even fair what is this i'm actually gonna die from this my the staff are laughing at me they're laughing at me i have three withers camping me at the portal i'm getting tnt in this this tiny little box there's a lava pool there the withers are camping the exit i still haven't found the portal even though i've been at the stronghold for like three years you are so far from what bro what broke what broke your your pants and shoes i think i hate this so bad i ain't just so bad that's your shoes just your shoes just your shoes oh man oh my god this sucks i'm actually going to die i'm getting chained by tnt what is this i'm getting actually comboed i'm getting actually comboed let me know if you want an emergency tv it's all right i'm not dead yet how ready how long could the queue go on for this i'm gonna say pretty long i've positioned myself somewhere where i can just hit it as soon as you tell me i see diamonds let me just mine those my fingers over the enter key and there's withers there's always weathers the goat the dog dude not the panda no not the pandas i'm sorry mr tibbles oh my god we'll disable all queued up donations no no my thousand dollars wait i think it's over i think it's over there's less teeth no it's not i was not no more wait wait wait oh i think it might be oh wait i'm low on health wait yeah oh wait i think wait i think you've almost got it almost will i finally be free the tp is still available if needed no way i think we're almost there withers chill withers chill uh um i i am close to death but you're no more tnt yo it's over i get to live is it finally over oh my god uh where the heck are my arrows oh my god wow that was ridiculous bro i hate i hate this vex oh wow that almost killed me oh wow i'm gonna die i remember when minecraft was a fun game that i enjoyed oh no i am back to the safe spot there was just no reason to delete all my items oh those are the queued up deletions wait i need those arrows you know what i don't need this arrows that bad wait why when did the wither get in here no that's a new wither well you know i have four arrows that's not that bad if you think about it it could be worse oh it really could be that's the saddest part of all this it really could be worse all right i need you got this dude you got this i need wood i don't have wood you know what i'm just i'm just getting my wait you just got more end portal frames yo i found the portal you can just build it i need to make a crafting table so all we need is for people to donate random items to save technoblade all right just donate rand what was that what was that i hate it why is the guy is the ghost baby still after me oh what oh oh whoa all right now i just okay everybody donate random items i i got i gotta get wood i just need any type of wood and i will be set or no i i can't i don't know if i can risk it i need wood or i need a way to get back to the surface but the only way to the surface is guarded by like four withers right now and i meant half of my armor is dead i've lost my enchantment i've lost my prop four because all of it is no durability i guess i'll put the prop four pants on you know that's still pretty good you know i'd say if i got an anvil that would be pretty good i don't think i'm getting an anvil is the problem here there's one next to you under the dog at the water yeah there i don't i don't see anvil are you trolling me what there's wood no no no no there was one [Laughter] this is pam oh i just what the heck is that bill when you go into spectator and then just look at the just look like look up it's it's a war zone oh yeah it's it's ridiculous there's the huge tunnel ball from the top of what the the land that goes straight through to the core of the earth and then it's just chaos those veins of chaos just spreading i got an acacia sapling i just need dirt and bone meal and i can make my own tree oh my i think i just gotta make a break for it guys that dolphin does not help me he's just he's just chucking my trash everywhere he actually is what the heck i got i got a potion of the turtle master all right boys we're gonna chug this we're gonna put on the elytra and we make a break for it okay oh god i just just gotta remember where i am is all follow the destruction wait am i actually back to the portal yo back to the stronghold actually back to the stronghold this area is all dead end that you explored this is all empty this doesn't look destroyed and you said there was almost nothing left except the correct path didn't you isn't that what you said yep this is not the correct path this is multiple paths one tiny section you didn't run down all right this is it this is where the withers are oh god the wither name tag is right there i think oh that's a parrot how the heck do i get up i'm going i'm going i'm going this is a dead end why was there a wither here you just explode this is this is the entire area that you like uncovered trying to wait for the tnt to go away oh my god oh my god oh my god why where is the exit where is the exit above you cobblestone stairs directly above you yo i gotta get out of here i gotta leave is this the same dead end i would just say you were in but you need a turn you need to get you need to get away from that area you're just at is this it where where is the hole i drilled to the surface it is behind you you know i could just get this wood you could yes you could that's that's the alternative option is there's this this nice library that there's just there's a little bit left of it that hasn't been vandalized and you know i can just break that technically there you know there's no there's no laws you know what the tnt will break the wood and then i'll pick up the wood easy and somebody spends 150 dollars to delete my wood spending all that money like i can't just punch four more okay this is fine the crafting table is placed it can't be deleted and i'm going to craft it from way over here so no one can spawn tnt on it way over here i'm crafting from way far away right now you've got this mate i need more wood i don't think i can beat those withers man i don't i don't think that's realistic spider on you oh what item did i need i need this so i could grab this like get that do you mind so annoying okay oh no no please come on come on and it dropped you buffoon you absolute buffoon why does it still say five dollar tnt [Laughter] well you know what i got yo there we go we're getting rich boys we're getting rich and then i'm gonna find the portal and my netherright armor most of it may be broken but i can just replace the rest and all of my sharpness 5 items were deleted by donators but i can just make more maybe not sharpness five admittedly but still pretty good ones still pretty good once you got the bow as well oh god wait a minute oh you know good enough good enough what the heck was that was that just necessary dogs are pushing it away it really is like looking at the state of this place is insane the moment you went underground because of how big it was too he blew up the whole thing bro how is the stronghold so big oh my god cephera donated me netherright boots king oh you know what i'm just crafting all my prop 4 pants together to get to get pants that actually have durability do it oh wait i had full durability pants right here all planned all right and then we get the helmet is the last thing the last piece farmer that we don't have to an insane amount all right and what do we need now i need to make like three diamond axes just in case just in case because you were all terrible people case in point all right i've had it up to here with this game i will be leaving to find the portal [Music] we just all right where are my blocks at i guess we're using clay now do you want a hint on the location where is the location phil i searched so okay so uh go go back to where you just were go back to that library all right yeah okay now do a 180 yeah straight that way if you if you just go straight in that direction and just dig you will find it straight ahead nope nope no i wanna no he can go around he can i wanna find the pathway to it yeah there you go bro suddenly there's this huge section here yeah this is the area that you missed what the heck every other part of the stronghold has been annihilated by tnt what the heck for this this one part this one section survives what the heck you're so close dude you're so close you have enchanted now he's so close he's so close didn't bring any lapis please please portal yes oh thank god the creeper why why why now why now you have to move they knew they know and now there's silverfish everywhere all right check this out check this out i need to place these so fast if these get deleted i'm screwed these get delete oh thank god oh i i was intentionally not telling the chat that that was an option because i knew some guy was gonna snipe my eyes of ender and the stream was gonna last 10 hours because i had to as i had to go back to the nether get more blaze rods yeah oh my god i don't even want to think about it ah all right you ready oh i got another right ax thank you thank you i don't think i'm ready oh boy [Music] i feel like there were some items i should have gone back and got in with the under chest and i ran out of vendor chest to place the elytra is huge it means that you're not going to get knocked away and die to fall damage i guess why am i trapped why am i trapped no no i can't be trapped no no why did it spawn me underground i can't do anything with this oh thank god oh thank god there were people were gonna start spawning like a wither tnt creepers the ender dragon you know that was supposed to be the wither award with spawn and a dragon but the ai was ruined oh right be careful with these um oh my god techno don't care [Laughter] i hear what you're saying phil i just don't care they can one shot [Laughter] did i ask it stressed me out did i ask oh my gosh having a heart attack over here all right okay now i just need a way to get rid of these crystals hey what if someone spawns tnt on here wouldn't that solve the problem yeah and probably one could kill me you can fall through those gaps by the way yeah i probably should i probably shouldn't do that yeah somebody spawn oh i'm in an incredible amount of danger you've got this you've got this you've got this oh yeah they just deleted all my fireworks oh um that's no good all right boys it's time to donate items [Laughter] time to donate items lads um i love donating items you should be able to shoot the um the crystals from below if you go into there's a little yeah there's a gap nice all right all right phil's the minecraft guy i got the pig step disc just in case you want to get dmc aid oh don't worry that's not a thing anymore you can't get the mca for that oh my god why does everything hit me when i'm trying to aim how did it not fling him i don't know i think he squished him into the ground oh all right i like how there's like 12 stacks of god apples in my inventory because there's no way i'm letting someone delete all of them you know what i'm just going to keep them nine at a time you know even get destroyed you deleted nothing of value nothing i actually kind of want these all right now we just gotta defeat the dragon final stretch got a potion of dragon's breath i assume i don't eat that just they could just go down lower we can defeat the dragon easily number one minecraft player oh god no no no no no no no no no no come on come on give me a chance here it's patching it's patching oh that doesn't help me now i just opened a trader menu and they deleted my only infinity bow left well oh i was having a fun time playing the game all right here's the plan i don't want to deal with that anymore i want i want it gone i want it gone it's too powerful now that i can't get more items now that i'm trapped in the end [Applause] uh this is a bit awkward uh catching can the boss mobs fight each other is that i mean you can actually let it do damage it did do a little bit of damage to it it's just going to keep focusing you know well these endermen are getting owned oh my god oh my god oh my god oh yeah keep away from the dragon it does huge damage and now there's like three more endermen mad at me why is there an infinite amount of enderman mad at me there's so many here any of these items actually good any of these items on the floor you probably i don't have a ranged weapon that can actually hurt the wither at all yeah this is a problem how many do you think i can just chain trident it what well yeah actually it did a tiny piece of oh oh and then well that's because the dogs so this is how we win okay if you if you keep that up if you're fast enough you can do it this is how we win oh yeah you could you could do it stop spawning wolves that feeds it health oh that went right through it don't land at the top of that tower i swear to god this is how we win this does so little damage so little you're getting there you're getting there this must be how aquaman field [Music] okay it is going to go into melee melee mode oh my god i'm actually popping off i'm feeling melee mood melee move i'm popping off techno blade you have a crossbow yeah and like four arrows [Music] they're so close and a year now almost almost almost then dude any year now why is there one of those just go down you got this you got this just half health melee range please oh all right go go go oh here we go and it's dylan here we are come on yep oh my god it's actually working don't know how that actually it's actually working that was sick dude you got this you got this yo the look the hogs hitting it no dragon get out of here why is there another wither [Music] wait how much does it cost to spawn the wind it costs 2 000. yeah get it i get it let's go just leave it don't touch it let's go kill the ender dragon for me does it actually deal damage to it then dragon's looking well once it purchased yo yeah get it exotic firefly let's go [Laughter] let's go it off yo yeah that's doing nothing to it i think it's immune yeah all right well so long as i don't hit the wither by accident and i only hit the dragon with my trident you should be fine i will eventually be able to kill it i don't know how to hit it safely at the perch i don't know how to hit it safely at the purge boy it doesn't do damage you can't hit it with both bro oh yeah it's not doing any damage yeah that i think we're gonna have to try it in the trident of dragon down like a whale hey tiger we're friends we're friends right we're friends okay well i'm just going to slowly levitate away so that's all the same with you let me just levitate on to this dragon what could happen that does huge damage oh my god you are so risky you are so risky all that weather is really helping that dude stop perching so i can get my trident you loser and i'm flying again oh yeah one second i need oh wait wait wait trick no i tried it despawned uh just kidding technoblade trident and we're back yo found my trident it was in a crazy spot it was in a crazy spot wow that's crazy anyways all right it's perching i don't want it to perch yeah i'm not actually a speedrunner i don't know how to fight the dragon they usually use like beds or something and they get uh they get like here and they just sort of wait go for the head go for the head go for the hand go underneath and then go for the head this has been the worst advice i've ever received go for the head techno blade you gotta go you're not going to get knocked into orbit techno blade listen to us listen to us techno blade you have to you have to go i'm going back to my trident oh my goodness uh i gotta safely throw the trident because if it goes into the void it's over yep oh loyalty t3 for no reason let's go no cheat in here let's go yeah i'm just i'm just gonna tell people uh we can just uh we can cut to it uh in the video and be like yo just got some lapis and enchanted my trident let's go that is not supposed to be an option that is not supposed to be allowed where the heck is it going get that out of here that is not supposed to be an option that is a boss mob all right ow all right wait now go and go like like underneath underneath yeah all right in the in there you can crit oh okay i'm just gonna jump up instantly launched stay away from the wings oh he hadn't even pushed you i'm just gonna walk under here and suffer no consequences hey actually how he walked right through the wing he walked right through the hip to the wing i don't know it's because i'm simply built different okay these endermen have got to mind their own business this is just atrocious this is just did that enderman just drop a gold diamond block because that is what it looked like yeah it looked like it dropped to diamond best ender why is it murder in the turtle oh my goodness save it save it save the turtle yo snowman's gonna help me beat the ender dragon let's go oh it's perching again you got this you got this i hate endermen they should mind their business it's under half now that's good under half easy come on you got this come on yo why did i get knocked up oh that's careful i was sitting here like dogs there you go i'm hitting it i'm flying after the dragon [Laughter] and herman are one of the most annoying mobs in this game to fight because every time you're about to ask screen they just teleport find your business okay bro why are the strongest mob spawning oh my dog is dead no okay he's pushing again oh my god go go let's go oh i'm flying back again it hits you hot oh oh i'm flying back in i don't care come on go ahead go ahead and launch me go ahead and launch me i'm flying right back in i'm flying right back in okay i'm flying right back in it's staying for so long my god this is it dude headshotted for the final i got the trident i got the trident turn around turn around oh come on well done dude let's go i can finally leave what what is it what it's fighting a bee now [Laughter] yeah we're cool right up are we cool with her are we cool can we live in uh peace and harmony yeah he's gonna end him in there he's gonna have a good time all the enderman fighting enderman until the end of his days but i'm beating the game bro i'm out of here dude great job man oh my god oh challenge completely 318 thousand dollars raised yo can we donate another like 20k so we can we can beat mcc charity is about competition guys come on where's the rich people at where's the rich people at yo oh my god this stream has been so much chaos and pain ah but at least i got to fight the real tubbo that was nice the real tobo totally knocked me yes i can't believe the real taboo is here oh it's so glad the real taboo could make it [Laughter] oh my god well done that's that's absolutely ridiculous i i had a picture of how this stream was gonna go and i gotta say that that is not how it went i knew it was gonna be dumb i knew it was gonna be dumb but i did not know how dumb the dumbest [ __ ] and it's mostly your guys's fault because it all it was just me versus these prop for another right guys and we also had like speed 10 like constantly just like zooming and zooming around it was actually speed 90 i think oh god what you'll have a knowledge book oh my god that does nothing i have no idea what these are but it's the knowledge book so it must be cool why is there another wither oh it's just one of the many withers that's been left behind yeah he's just been chilling let me take care of that actually you know what you take care of it with this sword come here real quick doesn't it only get hit by a ranged attacks or can you like fly into it you can fly into it all right let me get these under chest i conveniently left over here wither died [Laughter] he's gone so fast he killed it so quick i think there was another wither over here maybe yep i found one uh oh and execution [Applause] [Laughter] get a bell knocked it into the desert bro we gotta get a bell we gotta get a bell ring the bell one last time oh that's easy i got you here's your balm yo here we go donate to tiltify go go go go go you guys can donate after the stream as well by the way go go go go and just by the nature of tiltify you can also start a campaign that supports this campaign so it all goes to the same cause if you want to do your own fundraisers i'm just saying i'm just saying donate maybe today possibly perhaps perhaps maybe unless absolutely guys yo yo make a donation today click the donate link we did it let's go oh so cool man well done this is insane absolutely incredible well i went better than i thought it would i don't know about content-wise but we sure we sure beat the goal that's the important thing we definitely did that is such an insane amount of money yo yo increasing the amount of sarcoma funding by like 0.3 let's go let's go let's go i'm just saying if i if we can increase it by this much every day all year just do a stream like this every day we can outfund the us government oh that's not my fault oh wow that's a lot oh the bell survived let's go [Laughter] the bell survived one of us one of us one of us yo oh stop having a sugary drink all right we're at uh 320 000. what the heck is hidden me i hate puffer fish all right well thank you all for making this possible thank you uh pika and his team uh guiley how do you pronounce it see you in the call well he did he did all the coding and then he couldn't come in today so so we got these other guys here but shout out to them for helping out for all making this possible for doing the code and shout out to all my shout out to all the hunters who came in and uh gave themselves a pretty fair amount of stuff so that way i could i could have a very very short uh not long-winded fight and then go back to my goals and not get stuck in like a two-hour fight where i have a wood axe against their prop for another right and stack of god apples i couldn't hit you it was ridiculous it's the power of the dog it's like a false field oh my god yeah i had the wolf tornado man it was the only way all right i'm gonna end the stream now you guys can still donate after the stream still goes to the charity you can also start your own fundraiser if you want i'll try to do uh i think we unlocked the second event i have no idea what that's gonna be this is my only idea this was my only idea i'm going to be honest but i've got time i've got time they're going to put me on radiation therapy next week i have no idea if i'm actually going to be like making content or not i've heard mixed reviews a lot of people like oh my god radiation therapy will destroy you man it'll destroy you and my mom was like nabro it's easy it's easy diamond take your time didn't even notice they're just they're gonna they're gonna be what they're gonna do is they're gonna pump poison into me and then they'll beam me with radiation and there's like a 50 chance i get superpowers i'll let you guys know yo pop it off i'm pretty sure that's how it works this this this is every every comic book story right there the powers are on the way all right [Music]

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 6,085,665

Rating: 4.9789085 out of 5

Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Hypixel

Id: GHKsjtB9Q30

Length: 235min 25sec (14125 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 25 2021