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when you tell a joke but someone says it louder and everyone laughs when you tell a joke but someone says it louder and everyone laughs [Music] i wish every comment on this post got downvoted into oblivion granted but there's one exception jesus christ tried to play doom and animal crossing with one controller yeah i wonder how that worked out you get three wishes one selfish one selfless and one meaningless what are they i want unlimited cheeseburgers for the rest of my life i want everyone in the world to get a free cheeseburger on tuesdays and i want all burger buns to have 17 more sesame seeds granted tifu by selling my little brother for 17 to someone in taiwan oh i'm the one thousandth guy to like this comment i just unliked and liked again so i'm the 100k like i am also an anarchist you're a clown i am also an anarchist trying to find a doctor at an anti-vaccine rally doctors zero morons 207 you have joined the public group vegans you have been removed from the group he removed my post so i removed him are you sure you won't see posts or comments from this user batman obama we meet again it's been a long time man i wish it was the weekend again so i can go eat hot dogs and drink beer with my dad excuse me it turns out women are actually better drivers than men does she know she's in the back seat in the photo wait a second now it's your turn to answer what makes you human my big peepee what the frick are you supposed to do when having happy birthdays sung to you pick one person to unflinchingly stare at and whisper the song back on a one second delay apparently the dude who started netflix did so cause he got a 40 late fee from blockbuster and was pissed pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world in 1888 allman brown's stronger in undertaker noticed he was losing a lot of business to the other undertaker in his town he found out that the other undertaker's wife was a telephone operator when she intercepted people asking to be connected to stronger's funeral home the operator would route the call to her husband's funeral home instead three years later stronger patented in the automatic telephone exchange a system which allowed telephone users to make calls without the need for human operators he destroyed a whole workforce this song makes me want to break into someone's house toast all their bread and leave okay bono post song for people of italy in wake of coven 19. isn't italy suffering enough already you have four hundred dollars your ex really needs one hundred dollars your girl also needs two hundred dollars how much do you have four hundred dollars in unread messages i like this guy neighbor caught escaping coronavirus lockdown by dressing as a bush thankfully the great escape looks likely to just be an elaborate prank at gordon ramsay what do you think about my flooded burger looks like the bottom of a dishwasher after a busy cycle the lightsaber meme has transcended all other memes happy cake day thanks try to reflect on the good times before the quarantine like when this freaking legendary rotisserie chicken on his car while stuck in traffic that is pretty great if we're in a relationship your clothes are my clothes too don't ask me why i have your shirt on this is our shirt when i come straight in with your leggings on i don't want to hear stuff why does every cool cat account follow you this used to be a cool cat meme posting account but then i switched to this as my main after i got suspended for tagging the official cia account and telling them to gargle my nuts and not oh man arrested for series of suspected underwear theft in tampines 2 500 undergarments seized by police good god consulate deactivated all platforms a consulate map update introduced an unintended lighting issue in 1.1 we're working towards releasing a pc hotfix early next week plus a console fix later until then we have deactivated consulate for all platforms someone quick find a lighting issue with clash plus monty update we found an issue with king george and we'll have to deactivate him until further notice this is the greatest day of my life making a curry at 10am like a maverick what is lockdown doing to me so churches are not essential but abortion clinics are essential got it yes because abortion is healthcare glad i can clear that up for you liz 600 000 babies a year would disagree with you i could easily win a debate against 600 000 babies diego the tortoise had so much sex he saved his species that's it that's the tweet when you want to tell someone to shut up send them this if you can read this you have the power to shut the frick up i believe in you oh and they got replied to with the same exact tweet nice i wish every time my dog pooped in the yard at night a little yellow flag would pop up so i could find it to pick it up the next day you can wish for anything you like and instead of wishing the poop would disappear you wish for it to be easier to pick up when i was in the military if i died there to play that at my funeral i asked dave to get some eggs i mean you didn't say actual eggs so which came first the french flag or the white flag wrong they're the same flag the ban oh boy let me let me grab cockahoots i don't know what those are floridaman tutu breaks into farmers market to consume fruit and soda huh tell me why my cat is in my rabbit's cage looking for food what's fortnite call me on the telephone i'll give you a million reasons to play you and i at ninja who are you shout out to my friend's dad please please do not use any more bad language when communicating with my daughter on instagram freaking make me the front page of reddit just mocked me well you're playing minecraft so i don't think anyone's allowed to mock you actually fricked it so you liked my post so you have to post an embarrassing picture of yourself for the caption you're only allowed to write until tomorrow and you can only tag me you must send this message to every person who has liked your photo the picture must stay posted for 24 hours good luck and don't spoil the game i'm not doing that since a lot of you degenerates are saying perverted stuff in the comments of my previous post about my drawing i'm now officially making this person a boy with a 10 inch long now all you perverts are gay hi hello how are you are you male or female no i'm g-male you mean gay cheating on my boyfriend and letting him not inside me you must not commit adultery bro how the freak you verified is god i mean he's god gordon what do you think about the quarantine pizza that my sons did we didn't have ingredients for dough so they used mashed potato instead and you can't see it well but there are bacon bits under the cheese i hope you notice it imma keep it real with you fam stuff looks awful i hope your five-year-old son can cook better me too every time i say something like surely that's not her cath to myself i respond back to myself don't call me shirley i'm not normal well apparently there's a post going around on how to start a military hummer let's just say that someone actually did it and stolen hmmv today i had to assist local law enforcement on recovering and returning it back to the national guard unit that it belonged to oh my god one make hoax two upload to 4chan three post angry tweet about leak four delete tweet five let internet do rest i love alex hirsch we changed our name to home shark because some of you needed reminding to stay home good on you jim shark mrs just checked my phone and turns out that house party app has hacked my dms and asked some random last to come around mine suggest everyone deletes it the rumors about house party circulating in the uk are disheartening but in this case maybe we can take one for the team and write you an excuse later for the misses she bought it lads don't worry but i do appreciate the offer cheers 10 illegal things to do in london oh okay i always told people i met michael jackson but now that i found the picture man wtf who the frick was this i just realized this sub is not called mildly infuriating i'm infuriated i didn't know this is earlier took me like three takes to see it just now wtf i don't see it mildly infuriating it sounds like it should be mildly it took me four tries lamou james is a furry it's official people james we are proud i'm not jelly is not allowed to sit on the wi-fi router a week ago she knocked over the auntie jelly router blockade and made it her bed again nothing stops jelly i'm working from home without the design team hopefully this conveys jimmy john's open for delivery i mean i can read it so i don't know why people say getting karma is hard if you don't vote you're gay lol i am willing to take that bullet just for this the woman who lives above me finally got sick of our building's coin operated washer that never works so she removed it bought and installed her own and told the rest of us to use it for free when you finally go to war with landlords she's who i want in charge baby this coochie is yours you can do whatever you want with it let's sell it loading five minutes in the comment isn't loaded these servers are garbage which one of you did this penis can you get in trouble for driving over the white line all the way at a red light hi luke it's an offense for any part of the vehicle to pass the white stop line if a traffic light is turned red thanks no worries that's what i figured [Music] my husband i'm 30 has been my best friend since i was seven he was the new kid at school and i walked up to him and said we are going to be best friends he said no we aren't leave me alone i bugged him every day for two weeks before he finally said if i'll be your friend will you shut up about it we were married 20 years later proved his wrong i'm attempting to memorize the link to never gonna give you up by rick astley so i can never be rick rolled again good idea naples florida man leaves ten thousand dollar tip for serving staff to split amid coronavirus spread my god we get some kids riled up for pizza and then leave i wish i could fit both of my favorite games in my header guys i did it oh remember no villager i did it april fools uh oj uh did you didn't tweet it on the right day it's orange nobody argued with me it's my cake day it's red pain milk but what i'm i'm sorry ew panda express sucks they don't even use real panda um me mom come quick mom i'm busy cooking i cannot abandon the food right now me just pause it after i got out of the shower at four i peaked existing i got the urge to drink water and said freaking and drank cold tap water and out of my cat's clean water bowl honestly it was the best stuff i've ever had anyway good night good morning you're such a freaking mad lad sometimes and it's amazing peta if you respond i'm buying 100 cows and i'm going to boil them alive donate thanks for your support complete your donation now i bet microsoft won't pin this comment pinned by microsoft flight simulator if you spill out the entire pledge of allegiance i'll delete this account ouija says i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united blah blah i pee who the frick sent me a potato in the mail i had to pay four dollars and 20 cents to pick this fricker up seven illegal things to do in a british election oh this mad lad again red sox get rick rolled by padres nice day one of tweeting until ryan reynolds answers nailed it on minute one congratulations and wash your hands update i'm crying i tried to rick roll my teacher the internet is great please tell me a joke memes are a knock knock oh damn bam i wish you were still with us i sure would love to hang out again my brother love you miss you hh i'm alive brother but miss you too i guess i'm graduating on freaking roblox uh we will be using the online website roblox in order to provide a virtual world to host the class of 2020's graduation oh my god yo don't you ever say that again that is some scary hell right there that again this server doesn't have a notification they just added that today oh that's nasty that's yes yes ball shaft ball i see ben shapiro's twitter likes one of them i genuinely dislike ben shapiro by chris evans i showed this video to my mom my little sister wanted to let me know that it's been a while since i've had a tweet that's really taken off in case you're curious this one isn't a hit either ice cold but i deserve it so this is why my kid has to hurry up to go back to school i just bought these chocolate chip cookies and my son ate them all and had the audacity to place some cookie crisp cereal inside after he ate them smh no snacks.com r hentai so sweet nobody expects the spanish inquisition i will be happy to help you but i need you to back the frick up behind the blue line please crap has gotten real in the time to be politically correct has passed the nice sign wasn't working is this on spotify nope good because i wouldn't listen to it ooh i'm in high school and very interested in this thank you so much my dream school is mit probably not the wisest thing to say in a stanford video's comments section italy 101 year old man who was born during the spanish flume pandemic has recovered from a coronavirus infection holy cow did i just get rick rolled did you use my love for geography to bait me into clicking on this link this is a new low even for my last name i take it that the stay at home order has begun to take a toll on you i hope that you will manage to find a way to survive in a house with your father and sister this isn't over mr teacher how did that kid get suspended these kids strategically set off every fire alarm in the school within 20 seconds talk to one of them after well what'd they say dude this was from like a month ago how did you find this you know silly willy 699 is a real mad lad or a madman should i say it edit don't mind my name i'm not the legend sillywilly699 edit i am not sillywilly699 the legend people who tell me i shouldn't drink lava the media people who lie the media conclusion i'm going to drink lava i did it i freaking did it my neck hurts like hell but i did it i sucked my own ding-dong after hours of practice i've done it i managed to properly suckle the foreskin and kiss the glands it's not much but it's a huge step the trick is to get stretchy yoga pants and put your head in i've pretty much peaked unless i can get it deeper of course i'm experiment the band and hold a knife closed if i get stuck you could be talking to a therapist right now give online counseling a try with two free weeks let's talk about it walk me through everything that happened i just don't see how this can get any better oh my god one of the all-time great vocalists joe diffy was my friend rip buddy rip joe back in 87 he and i had one night stand the cowboy was very well hung unfortunately he never called me back heaven gained another 10 inches breaking news congressman massey has tested positive for being told he must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity he's given new meaning to the term masshole finally something president i can agree on never do john kerry had such a good sense of humor very impressed someone has waited their entire life to write this headline nasa data shows something leaking out of uranus if he pins this i'll go vegan pinned by movieflame hope you're ready lol congrats now go vegan oof i am very nice and very bored hi very nice and very bored i'm dad i swear if i hear one more thing about corona out it's a virus restoration my wife's magic massage machine repair japanese massage machine yeah multifunctional indeed i do not love wine april fools oh you got me gail xbox controller this website is for whites only white xbox controller come on i'm watching this glass blowing video for my art appreciation clash and this man has zero chill i'm actually crying i used to be a glassblower and still occasionally do it as a hobby my grandson asked me to make him a special vase for christmas and he gave me a picture of a bong the idiot thinks i don't know what it is so i'll make him a huge glass dick instead good on you grandma oh this is an easy bet team ninja loses easy ninja don't you have another cat to abuse jeez ninja you didn't have to murder her she just said your team was gonna lose you're like nah i gotta end her right now changing the american flag and national anthem hey i mean a million people have signed it i mean if that's what the people want you got to give it to the people my thing is like why manny from like diary of a wimpy kid i'm sure it's like a tick tock thing but i don't get it i don't understand it one bit my wife asked me if she had any annoying habits and then got all offended during the powerpoint presentation i mean honey you asked this is on you this is where the great wall of china ends so you can just go around it that seems like a huge oversight reminder that i love my kitten so much and if anything happens to him i will literally commit so many atrocities that they'll move books about hitler to the heartwarming section geez geez calm down nobody's gonna hurt your animal okay just chill i got banned from r slash funny ask me anything okay why were you banned i tried to prank my math class on kahoot so i posted a picture of the game code to a subreddit it worked perfectly because i was due to go to a blood drive at the school that day five minutes after i posted it i found i got a permaban but my classmate said that hundreds of people flooded in and the teacher freaked out i mean on one hand you got permabanned from a subreddit that you'll never be able to you know contribute to on that account but on the other hand i mean hey it was a pretty cool prank five stars really good service love smelling the beer i'm only nine so i can't drink it frowny face oh you just gotta love the moxie on this kid i bet he goes to school and the teacher's like okay timmy what do you want to be when you grow up i want to be an alcoholic what timmy timmy no my boss said i had to run an ad here on reddit but i already know how this is going to end so i'll save you all the work buy a bark box for your dog maybe silence brand all right good job barkbox now go away brand ivanka trump i stand with india usa stands with india this guy replies with i love you ma'am here's my number it's my whatsapp do call me hey dude why you thirsting for ivanka you know she has a husband right granted her husband is jared and he's about as tough as a piece of bread but still she's taken bro what do you really want call me carson says i'd like three nacho cheese doritos locos taco supremes five crunchy rag supremes two nacho supremes one shredded chicken dude dude okay we get it you're hungry the nypd is reported that antifa has painted convincing looking tunnels on walls to trick new york's finest into running into them at high speed lol is new york a looney tunes cartoon r confessions i have been sleeping with both partners of a married couple neither of them are aware the other is cheating the wife doesn't even know the husband likes men i mean seems like an opportunity for a throuple if you ask me i mean it's crazy that you got yourself in this situation like to begin with but it's also hilarious amazon fresh gave us someone else's order and it was a capri sun and canned chili date night just got a whole lot hotter amazon help we're sorry to hear that you received the wrong order eddie have you had a chance to reach out to us directly about this you're good bro giving me the chili was a wing man move wait what about capri suns and canned chili makes the date night hotter i i don't get it like you go up to your girl you're like hey girl i didn't bring you any roses or like wine or anything but i got capri sun and chili so you already know what's about to go down you feel me thank you so much mr cia they're using something called up dog to mobilize what's up dog haha nothing much what's up with you oh they got the cia not even the cia is safe he who does not lick the clip should not get to hit coocholations169 ah yes we've got a true gentleman on our hands ladies and gentlemen my thing is where's the fedora when you're on reddit enough and you see posts like this you just kind of expect a fedora to be there dude have you seen that clown at mcdonald's that hides from gay people no haha of course you haven't hey man screw you aw man you remember when people actually use gay as an insult i mean who really is the clown here my ex works in a pharmacy so whenever i want to spoil her mood i would just go there and buy a condom for no reason sometimes i go three times a day and the devil's like well i just want to say dude i'm a huge fan my son was so happy when we finally let him hold the controller up but it's not plugged in if you've ever had to play video games near a kid this is just what you gotta do because they they don't know what they're doing and it's so annoying you wanna help them but it's just so bad i have 27 pounds as my buddy it's actually 27 pounds like that on god who cares uh actually it's oh god who cares well in this person's defense you can actually say on god who cares you know like it's it's something that the youth say i don't know if this person's kind of a boomer if he's never heard people say on god but like it's an actual phrase a vietnam war american sniper volunteered to crawl for three days across 2000 meters of open field containing an enemy's headquarters he took a single shot that killed the nva's general and then crawled back out without being spotted oh man what an actual mad lad and like look at how he's dressed he looks like a badass that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumb stupid b post was going around and someone was trying to argue with me about how unethical beekeeping for honey was like so i was like aha what i don't bee keep for honey i throw that nasty goop out i eat the bees mmm crunchy and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life i mean good tip for being on the internet if you ever read a comment that seems like really negative or could offend you just assume it's a troll her what did you feed the kids me cereal captain crunch yes but with red bull instead of milk her me i call it cap and crunk trademark the kids head butting holes into their bedroom doors everyone have a great day why why because i care about my family so this dad's a savage because i care about your family what are you some kind of punk how did you come up with your username politely decline no thanks a girl commented on my post a guy replied she replied again and they were about to fall in love so i deleted the post oh you're evil some people really do just want to watch the world burn today at work i was at the drive-thru and the man at the window wanted to pay for the person behind him and he said tell her i think she's hot so she pulls up next and i tell her and she rolls her eyes smiles and says ah that's my husband and if that's not relationship goals i don't know what is who needs drugs seriously i have drugs florida man and no seriously i have drugs t-shirt arrested for possession of drugs hey you gotta respect this man you you gotta respect his honesty you gotta respect his moxie his spirit you know you know what i i free free my man free my man right here i made a p-hub account using north korea's email oh you actual mad lad hey wait a second his account's deleted oh no the north korean government got to him at everyone everyone when someone drops it at everyone in discord tech's channel huh that is quite literally very accurate my mother-in-law recently finished reading the exorcist she said to me that was the worst book i ever read and then she goes at the beach and throws the book at the sea in the same day i buy a new one wet it a little and put it on her bedside table that night was the first time she screamed and fainted i'm gonna call fake on this story i mean it just seems all a little far-fetched like the mother-in-law doesn't like the book so she throws it into the beach and then when she sees it on her bedside table she screams and faints it seems not plausible seems like something a kid would write i don't know just it's fake get off our mad lad video yet fake story mark cuban fined fifteen thousand dollars for f-bomb says effort and gets another fifteen thousand so basically millionaires can just go on television and say all the curse words they want because what a fine is not gonna hurt them it seems twitter's fact-checking algorithm goes off if frequency and oxygen appear in the same tweet get the facts about coco 19 blursed jaws i went to see one of these and some kid went underwater and was touching people's ankles scared the f out of me oh that kid's a legend whoever goes to a jaw movie and like swims underwater to grab people you're just a certified mad light at that point i wonder when the comments will realize that first is in my swear filter every video i wait to see who was falling into my trap today ah zombie cleo you can't do that how are people supposed to know who's first just so you know everybody who's watching this easy peasy video i look at who comments first every time you know i i gotta make sure you know i give them credit on this day kids were told to bring a fish all of them brought their pet fishes and this kid brought a dead fish you know what you followed instructions all right i can't actually criticize you i agree with anti-vaxxers ask me anything why so because i work at funerals and anti-vaxxers just keep bringing in the money old man f's entire galaxy full video hd hey man this is too accurate i i can't i got my entire high school's ip address banned from editing wikipedia because i kept trying to make garfield transgender [Laughter] oh i've never heard i've never heard of anybody trying to make garfield transgender before but the idea is it i mean honestly i i could see it i could totally see why that would be something added to his character in the future this guy is operating on a whole another level all right this this is some next level thinking right there oh man what a story that is the school can't even edit wikipedia anymore it's like why not it's like well i'm sorry but you guys are the hot spot for uh transgender garfield and we just we're done this guy wrote that he got rick rolled and then when he got so many likes and comments he edited it edit it too i'm gay so now everybody's like yep me too so am i about everybody scrolling through the comment section is like wow there's a lot of gay people on this thread ignoring girls that want to talk to me hey can i get your number ha ha no you can't some girl asked me to play guitar for her so i rick rolled her because i'm not a simp i mean hey man you gotta do what you gotta do you gotta prove to her you're not a simp so i'm glad you rick rolled her this man is named guy standing the only photo of him is of him sitting ah come on guy standing you had one job one job ha ha 102 upvotes teach me how to get that many upvotes by typing haha 60 upvotes thanks sensei during an interview with stephen hawkings the camera operator yanked a cable causing an alarm and hawking to slump over worried that they had killed him everyone rushed over to find hawking giggling at his own joke the alarm was from an office computer losing power oh man oh he really got him didn't he sneaking deodorant into people's armpits ah dude you should go to a convention and do this like go to an amazement or something like that you'd be a freaking hero renovating the house decided to put this in the wall before it's boarded up so i can give the next person who renovates the house a heart attack you should put a 1984 hide and seek champion t-shirt on it oh it's so brilliant so diabolical it's evil and it's not it's so good surgery for my legs because i can't stand you hoes all right internet we gotta band together and help this guy get to his 60 000 goal i truly don't think i have ever seen a heterosexual couple where the guy was objectively hotter than the girl joshua you say something confidence joshua that's what i like to see i mean look at this stud he's rocking it alabama husband saved wife's life by donating kidney after spending a year dieting and exercising to get his blood pressure low enough for surgery what a wholesome mad lad that's what i like to see you are a hard level memer if you see this if you actually shake your phone you can you can pretty much see the picture i see a [ __ ] your screen may be switched off you know oh oh that's me isn't it like if kermit should jump oh jeez why does everybody want kermit to jump finally got all the lights on took years i mean i'm happy for you and all but you should probably get your car checked out i'm 20 minutes into listening and i absolutely refuse to stop until i perfect the lyrics edit i'm at 54 minutes and 12 seconds and i'm pretty close to perfecting the lyrics another edit one hour and 19 minutes in i've finally done it i know it by heart now lol i have no life i mean what can i say it's a good song to know imagine going to karaoke and you just know the lyrics by heart you're gonna be a king or queen i'm literally making toast with a brick f a machine i got a brick yeah cause who needs all that fancy technology coco parenting tip train your children to loudly ask why isn't that person wearing a mask are we going to get sick when they're in public trust me it can make some people feel really uncomfortable which is kind of the point if i hear the phrase wear a mask one more time can he wear a mask i just pulled the ultimate fu on my friend basically he said he'd seen a 14 second video 1 billion times so i did the math and it came out to 4.4 years why did i do the math because i'm freaking bored i mean hey a lot of us are still you know locked in our houses so being bored is fair at a half marathon in alabama a dog wandered onto the race start after her owner let her out to relieve herself she followed the runners after the starting shot and finished seventh the race organizers gave her a medal as they should of course because come on not only is that adorable but that dog put in the work the nice [ __ ] documentary how i destroyed my school with nice [ __ ] posters a 30 minute documentary that has over a million views i gotta check this out grace stop calling the family members racist on facebook um no how about our family members stop being racist on facebook like for real that seems like the easiest solution i emailed north korea so i found out that north korea has an email and naturally i emailed them i said greetings fleshy ones in binary code they email me back today saying better fleshy than brainless like you and dang it would have been nicer to nuke me i don't feel like making an imager but i do have screenshots if you're skeptical edit here's the link edit again i should probably say that i do not recommend emailing them because it was a stupid idea to begin with and i don't need suspicions that i made other people email them what is their email go to their website and find it yes they have a website no no no no don't go to their website and don't email north korea that seems like just a really bad idea without using numbers how tall are you one meter and 94 centimeters ah listen here you little scheisse gosh don't freaking oo woo at me okay i peed directly in the middle of the toilet at 3am to assert dominance over everyone else in the house who thinks that it's okay to make as much noise as possible when i'm sleeping hey man you gotta do what you gotta do pewdiepie has been banned from sweden wait wait what but that's his home you can't ban him from his home last night my son asked if i had ever heard of a pillow fight i said i had not so he explained the premise and asked if i wanted to play i awkwardly held a pillow as he gave me pointers through a smile that lit up the room my first swing took him off his feet he never saw it coming you gotta teach your kids who's the real king of pillow fights okay you gotta teach them early r unpopular opinion the stunt the kid pulled off by faking brain cancer on ask me anything was hilarious and it was so funny to see gullible redditors waste their money on useless pixels they call rewards and oh my goodness this guy definitely got awards the legendary pokemon go player from taiwan okay so this is just flat out impressive all right i don't want to take any merits from this guy but first off can he see while he's driving that moped i mean it seems like that would be very difficult second off if he drives past a pokemon how is he supposed to catch it does he just tap his screen like 70 times it seems like this guy is very advanced but he might be taking this thing a little too seriously florida man wears f the police shirt to court and wins his case i mean if he was innocent he's innocent alright that's good the mad lad can wear whatever he wants someone stole my freaking porch i opened the door and fell you can't have crap in detroit oh no come on man come on who steals a porch like that's why why would anybody do this me leaving the quarantine hospital after telling every patient to stay positive whoa whoa we got ourselves a badass over here i've heard it's actually still around but because of modern medicine we can't treat it don't quote me on this don't quote me bot i've heard it's actually still around but because of modern medicine we can't treat it don't quote me on this okay thanks a lot don't quote me bot repeat hello abod i swear hello repeat i'm stupid yeah we know wait a second i ordered some stuff on amazon a few weeks ago and was just getting around to getting rid of the box found this note at the bottom of the box and could not stop laughing to whoever packed my items i salute you and good luck in your new endeavors i just wanted to let you know i put in my resignation last week i'm out of this birch on july 22nd alas this man is free from the grips of amazon which is actually good because i hear they abuse their workers a lot and i'm glad this person can find a better working environment rick astley astley's never gonna give you up rest in peace buddy wait this is fake edit i just understood i went over to the song to check it and then i got rick rolled dang it you fool i have ascended he's too dangerous to be kept alive short people gang rise up can't rise up if you're too short lmfao hey man you leave short people alone we may not be able to play basketball and like reach things on the top shelf but we're still cool your blog is amazing and i love following but why are you tagging rocks as sexy hey someone noticed i'm doing it because the idea of someone searching up corn and finding a rock instead is kind of funny to me okay that is kind of funny but you'd be surprised to find some pretty weird people on the internet they'd look up a rock and be like sexy oh yeah that rock is sexy am i really allowed to blank my own daughter ask a ouija says raise someone comments are the other person comments a and this saint of a person comments i thank goodness because we did not need it to go anywhere else you deserve the awards two total strangers have saxophone battle on new york city subway train i refuse to believe that this is random no these guys had to have planned it it was too beautiful did you just remove arnold's comment arnold schwarzenegger i think it's because i used the r and d words to explain this is not political yeah sorry arnold auto mod has been reprimanded you'll never have to apologize about out of control machines to me i mean to be fair he would be the one to know about out of control machines what with him being you know the terminator and all for anyone who attended the discord panel i was the kid who screamed and won a t-shirt i love how this got 540 likes like people are like oh so that was who it was doom eternal original game soundtrack this makes me want to break into someone's house and install a security system hey you better not well actually actually go ahead and do so that's actually really really nice of you i mean seriously this soundtrack makes people want to do some pretty crazy stuff damaris asks david harbour how many retweets for you to take my senior photos with me david harbour responds 25k and i get to wear the school sweatshirt and hold the trombone and what do you know it gets 26 000 retweets and here we go look at these beautiful people what would you do if there was a big fat rat half the size of you in your house with razor sharp teeth and it also had rabies i'd tell my brother to shut up you hear that daniel you're a rat my brother's name is daniel and he actually knows he's a rat so that's good are you sure you want to block team snapchat what dude if you block team snapchat who's gonna send you holiday messages those are like my favorite part of snapchat youtube creators tweets what's the best piece of business advice you've gotten from another creator oh that's easy steal ideas see cause when you steal other people's ideas you don't have to be as creative it's actually pretty genius some useless facts one i count 305 steps 2. his average speed is 2 steps a second those are useless facts but i am glad somebody spent the time to do the math latvian police making a guy remove f the police sticker from his car hey man that's disrespectful fine i know i'm getting it off the stupid police always making me do stuff for them what was that uh nothing sir and your stupid police i met you at the travis scott concert and we talked for a bit but when i asked you for an autograph you called me a light 4 out of 10 boy and made me fortnite dance for the autograph my question is why did you do that cause you deserved it dang that's harsh man you took a fan and you you forced him to fortnite dance that's that's borderline evil what are some slang terms a 50 year old dad can say to his daughter to embarrass her one of the teachers at my college asked us for slang terms to use for his daughter without asking for the meaning he ended up calling his daughter dummy thick yeah we got in crap for the next day oh poor daughter she must have been so disgusted and confused like dad what's going on man wearing tv on head caught on camera leaving old tvs on virginia front porches oh it's like one of those adoptions he's like i can't raise you baby monitor please stay here this will be a better life for you and then he runs off into the night why making fun of this guy can get you life in prison lol the distance between his nose and ear is a 20 uber ride you know the more people that joke around about this the more people that are gonna go missing alright so be careful i'm white and i'm proud of it okay okay i've heard enough racist crap from here for the group that i'm in that outs racists it's currently being forwarded to your employers i even noticed some active military which is extremely disappointing as a vet myself those are being forwarded to your commands and you should expect your discharges to be forthcoming i hope you all have fun waiting in the unemployment line and if anybody's here to argue like hey you're taking a position away from somebody who's fighting in the military it's like no we're taking a position away from a racist person fighting for something that they don't even believe in so it's a completely different thing sir can i ask you what you would buy if you won yeah probably a bunch of hookers and cocaine okay that's not the answer we were looking for but it was the answer the internet was looking for donald j trump in reality they're not after me they're after you nice [ __ ] [Laughter] just nice [ __ ] everyone nice [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen even the ladies all of you have nice [ __ ] welcome to the hashtag uppercase f haha lowercase f oh come on mrs g is gone for the day so i brought my worms into the living room where they're not allowed here's a selfie i took oh this man doesn't care i really do hope his wife doesn't find this facebook post and be like harold i told you no worms in the living room r slash sea of thieves if you're here you spelled thieves wrong please proceed to the official subreddit r thieves with the i before the e i was born at a very young age ask me anything what age were you born at the ripe young age of exactly zero i mean hey that's pretty impressive you are suddenly teleported to a ted talk stage in front of thousands of people what do you do say check one two and give the guy in the booth thumbs up and walk off the stage 420 down votes but but but but but 420 are you interested in paying for nudes rachel i don't need to be an economics major to explain you the concept you are charging for a service that is one provided for free at a higher quantity and quality so really you should pay me to see your picks because frankly viewing them for free is a net loss in my book that hey that that's just a businessman at work you stating the facts freak this account i'm not going to use it guess who's back worms dear millennials one in four tweets i might post qualifies for the response okay boomer so instead i would hold the tweet and just say okay boomer to myself thereby sparing you the obligation to reply and me from cross-generational humiliation okay millennials okay boomer okay from a distance i thought this was like a guy eating a potato like with the skin on but no it's someone eating ice cream with a fork yeah that is mad lad material theater mistakenly plays la la rona instead of detective pikachu kids were crying oh no you're awful jimmy why is that you invited me on your show just to make fun of me uh uh table if it wants to be a table i i'll let it be a table dammit i remember reading that you legally need rear view mirrors in the usa don't quote me on that though lenin1004 2019 pokemon sword and shield beaten with wulu only what a mad lad when i was about 10 years old i used to spill my soda down the back of the theater aisle after the movie my mom and brother worked as janitors and i got angry people for picking up their own trash because that would mean there would be no work for janitors oh saying every curse word in the english language holy cow also god why are there so many discord notifications answer your messages i put the peanut butter and jelly in the ass i call it peanut butter and jelly ass sandwich but you're gonna be calling it lunch holy cow i feel threatened this kid was already in 2016 in 2005. wait what no way no way i will record myself eating a freaking minecraft guidebook if i get a platinum reward and he got one edit it's loading are you all happy i'm still waiting for the second to upload i want the video in mp4 4k 60fps it's uploading pope don's traditional coat with anime image of his face to greet the japanese that is amazing never forget when emmanuel meniki i don't know how to say his name divorced his wife who was former miss nigeria 2017 to marry miss nigeria 2018. this man held up a bank with a banana lawrence vanderbilt 50 pulled a stun at an england bank and got away with around 1400 he turned himself in after and got 14 months of robbery in possessing a fake firearm a banana concealed in a plastic bag wow wait a second this guy's breaking the rules arrest him cyber truck tesla i'm gonna tell my kids this is the first pick up tea coffee but but why people who eat the kitkat hole without breaking it off why do you do this i do this because i know you are watching and judging it's my way of saying frick you it's also why i take the middle urinal goodness gracious restricted area no public or media access cameras and recording devices prohibited without proper authorization i mean maybe he got proper authorization who knows ejecting a nintendo ds game while it's running oh god guy pranks san francisco by putting airpod stickers all over the city oh my god i want to see that holy cow this this kid is uh don't mess with him do not mess with him i beat the pokemon champion by poisoning his final pokemon and then spamming revives till it died i probably would have been booed out of the stadium had that been a real event okay i gotta get ready okay your reply is less than imaginative and i'm thoroughly disappointed okay hospitalized for jerking off 54 times in a row because his subscription to pornhub premium was finishing you know what fair enough shoes required hey wait a second i read it before i read i read it before saying it lebron james farts at fans after they asked for his after they asked for his autograph that tickled me so much i'm sorry texas college girl drives around in barbie jeep after her dwi arrest i mean is it legal told a rival dad to just let me know if he needed help carving his turkey again this year right in front of his family from out of town oh today i watched it without permission and stayed up past my bedtime take that losers throwing a piece of cheese at my sister and cousin that is a mad lad ass eating made simple hacking to blame them i mean you gotta get your knowledge somewhere i got selected for jury duty and will be wearing this shirt for the entirety of the trial do you have a single fact to back that up i played bass until i broke all the strings impossible so i leveled up my starter to be a level 100 willowboom i also have not even got to the first gym holy cow do not animals oh i think i will animals this sheep ran away into a cave to avoid getting sheared six years later the sheep was found holy cow griff just griff don't get mad oh no i recorded you snoring and uploaded it to spotify what i've created a monster everyone is streaming it to find everyone dave don't snore currently has 274 568 streams holy cow i told them to write a joke in the box and they put a mirror in it oh law firm hires stray cat after people complain about it wandering around the office i mean hey at least the cat got a job right don't got wi-fi did you post the meme yes what did it cost my data once when i was 11 i wasted 143 gigs on watching anime over the course of one week my dad was actually impressed we were at our summer place with no wi-fi at least he was impressed and not angry my wife told me i couldn't go fishing but i did anyway mad lad would everyone be okay if we needed a christmas party on the seventh instead pearl harbor day might be a blast it's gonna be the bomb oh so the code has been broken sexy cars c equals cyber a equals atv r equals roadster s equals semi holy cow this guy's got a ditch digging dong i never thought i'd say that in my life i just drank my kids last apple juice and don't feel a bit of remorse i hope when he asks for his juju tomorrow he understands it's not there because he doesn't pay a single bill around here and life doesn't always give you free handouts he's 20 months old time to grow up yeah grow up my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought i was cheating because i smelled like a girl so i let her do it because i know how to tell her i just got done whacking it in her bathroom with her cocoa butter lotion you know what fair enough do not touch andy he had one job one job too lazy to like but not lazy to type yeah it makes sense man dressed as harambe attends cincinnati football game starts dragging kids around the return of the king bombs about to blow three two one and he ended the chat he cannot reply to this conversation condado tacos took some losers table gave my table away never going here again hollywood actress asks a bts member for his personal number gives his manager's number instead just got the tennis boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan instead i'm not even joking this this is a sin i'm pretty sure who killed jeffrey epstein i love this movie our slash pickup lines get in the trunk wait a minute english phono tactics don't permit world initial gh ghost what i'm i'm confused i'm lost no cell phones out beyond gate hey wait a minute no food and gym hey wait a second i'm tired of these people not following simple directions frick the school that's that's real right there the grudge building in manera is beerus thinnest building the owner built it to block his brother's property sea view holy cow what you doing taking a bath send pic bye what she wasn't lying man creates dating app where he's the only guy allowed now that that's a genius strategy i don't know how i didn't think about that women are not tourist attractions yes they are hey i didn't say it i was just reading the meme okay mr musk i have a deal for you i will pull the fortnite anthem offline and replace it with a song called fortnite is dead go play outside if you give me a free cyber truck i put all my exes in a group chat let's do this oh my god so what's the news i'm not your friend that is good news drop a live grenade when killed people who tweet dumb stuff and mute their threads from genuine criticism boil my piss oh my god i heard you did pretty good today in the afternoon i heard you spent more time today than you've spent all together doing homework okay i'm glad you spent real time working on things keep it up and get more done tomorrow i'm proud of you and you can do this getting used to distant learning is not easy okay can i get more than two letters okay o-k-a-y your move james charles i have officially named my wi-fi 5g tower 200 power and the facebook group associated with my town has been freaking out trying to find out where it is stupid bucks i mean that's funny though man someone call the police i just loaded a six-round clip with seven darts i did this a bunch and it broke my dark guns man don't do it you mad lad did you run away from your kid what 14 years ago did you leave someone who was pregnant mate i'm 21. sorry i'm looking for my dad oh god that's great you must have at least 32 characters in your title at least 32 characters you must have at least 32 characters in your title liar youtube dot com slash activate three point three mad lad mad lad indeed hi i'm an albanian rickroll but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately i am not able to rick roll you please be so kind and search up rick astley and click top result and then share it other redditors many thanks for your cooperation fresh regards albanian rickroll he is a man of focus commitment and sheer bucking will i respect you sir at everyone this is very important i made a new youtube channel all 20s they have a one in a big number chance of getting it and i was just pointing that out do you really think something as stupid as the laws of the universe are going to hold me back in my d20s i play d i rule the world one day there may be a company like ancestry.com but instead of your lineage they find your ancestors internet presence social media comments etc then i'll just let all my future relatives know that i don't give a single flying buck about them don't argue with people online platforms people tend to be more defensive of their opinions and more aggressive with their words it will only ruin your day and waste your time shut your mouth you don't know what the hell you're talking about over here what's the best wi-fi name you've seen we're not allowed to have our own routers on campus so i named my t mobile hotspot well i hope you tricked that campus but then i also don't hope you tricked the campus because if you're paying that much money and they can't figure it out i wouldn't like that education your car has been keyed the good news is that the damage looks to be p minor eh get it get it okay i go now how would you feel about a ban on how are you today questions on the sub sure but let's also ban that how would you feel about insert something most people agree with questions such as yours hey i'm all for it the barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom when compared with its size please stop calling me the barnacle oh god i love danny devito intense porn with beetlejuice but the screen is black and there is no sound 4k gone mexul not actually pawn i lied i'm a mad lad my dad ate breakfast at around 11 45 when he finished it was around 12 10. you know what he did next he said oh it's lunch time and just made himself a second bowl of cereal right after the other that is how you get the dead bot joke rule no chef or d within this server chef boyardee pinned a message to oh bullied for furry oh look at that name no just wanted to thank him my good friend christian is a real nice guy he brought me food today thanks christian you're welcome you're welcome someone got the chromebook management password in my district every single chromebook a thousand plus students now have pp3 as their wallpapers and on startup 10 hours of pp screaming plays with of course max volume i just wanted to share before that turns into some type of threat and makes it on local oh my god that's fantastic video not for kids me an 11 year old hey clicky clicky get off the internet you're the ones who caused copper to demonetize most my channel kiddo i am personally subscribed to this man and i think you should too he's an amazing artist and he makes me laugh every day last night i opened the windows and let mosquitos all inside then i closed the windows and slept outside it's called confusing the enemy i mean that's not gonna work but you keep trying kiddo straight up eating corn in class is a mood hey man i've straight up bomb my friend's acting class and that was a great time i pretended like i didn't understand english good times cowabunga it is um can you dm me the link for that image i need to make a meme the top image here yeah go choose wisely the link or rickroll which one could it be only one way to find out cunningham's law in action parody of extremism or stupidity is indistinguishable from real extremism and stupidity that's poe's long cummingham's is the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question it's to post the wrong answer hmm well played you brilliant son of a unmarried couple you mother trucker oh god i love that oh my god today when i was at the store the checker wasn't bagging my whole milk mayo and i coke fast enough there was also a person speaking a foreign language behind me when i asked to see the manager they called me karen my name isn't even karen don't call me karen okay karen you're never flying solo when you have a friend by your side just like butterfree tag a friend below who's always by your side at digimon mad lad hey man he's both a vampire and batman now of course he's gonna know how to fix some stuff dms are fine she just hasn't responded that hits home twitter why do you have to say that if you correct spelling on a meme you are automatically a d-bag d-o-u-c-h-e bag sir get your memes right english teacher gave us an essay about a free topic i saw my shot and i took it how the death of friends from led to the creation man oh i wish this guy was in my class actually turn this into my teacher only the fast survive these are so good i love the dinosaur costume serious writers who previously deleted their accounts what prompted you to do so just kind of felt like it i see what you did there it is painful to get electrocuted by the chia just curious i don't know man i'll go try it brb and f remind me one day uh dude dude he's probably dead this woman is manlier than i am and i respect her for that my idiot furry son has one job at night four get things and make them go away easy right however a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought this is the third time he's been gifted dear bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash and he keeps doing it i mean hey man truce is a truce just gotta respect the game of the bear going to the gas station and spraying the gas everywhere while the cashier frantically hands me crisp dollar bills due to the negative oil prices i don't think this would work but i wanted to oh man can you just imagine pulling up to a gas station in like zoolander type gas fights going on that'd be great yesterday my neighbor told me that i shouldn't use vogel words because those are the words successful people don't use so today i screen mirrored my phone to her tv and showed her gordon ramsay's videos that'll do it i took a crap in my grandma's cat's litter box when i was 13 and my whole family was wilding out to try and figure out why the cat took us huge dump they took us to the vet and we found out she has feline hiv so in a way i helped her the story was wild from start to finish i may or may not have done this as like an eight-year-old but no comment mother sends son to buy groceries he returns with wife ah yes well incovid oh my god freaking mad lad breaking women in public by respecting their distance and not bothering them i pranked my crush into high school just like this me too buddy me too i i still haven't had a girlfriend man i mean in all fairness this isn't a hentai hazmat even though that'd be funny because a chase no this is a nahigo face hazmatsu get your facts right lady posting hentai to lose my v card day two of a hundred what when people at the gym told me the hot tub was 16 plus i just lied and said i was 16. i was 15. oh slash mad lads i've done this too respect i don't really see what the big deal is here i mean he didn't technically break the law this right here is a hundred percent true timing is everything with comedy that's why i'm so unfunny you've probably wondered why i've gathered you all here today because we all share the same names precisely 04 24 2021 12 p.m meet at these coordinates we fight whoever wins gets to keep the name everyone else does to change their name you have a year to prepare good luck josh and josh and josh and josh i will be the only josh left people have read it how is your quarantine going any ideas while staying at home i have a kevlar suit that makes you look like the juggernaut from cod so i've been performing daily tasks in it like cooking and cleaning so if you see a meme about a guy vacuuming off his balcony in a juggernaut suit that's me ah can't wait to hear the notification that a juggernaut is dropped king cobra shed party oh he looks so cute with the little hat little boop snoot what's the best wi-fi name you've seen i plowed jenny landlord's wife i had a friend who had that hated his landlord but the landlord couldn't find out which tenant was broadcasting it the friend had it hooked up to a battery so the landlord couldn't cut off the power to find whose it was this man's a genius and deserves more credit the last thing you ate is what you have to name him will look a bit strange when i'm calling out for your mom oh but look at the cute little puppet with his mouth open don't drag him into this lego no [Music] no not kurt kobe no light mode burns my eyes out i see you replied with light mode but what's even funny to me is a pical you got your hair covered in your eyes so i doubt it's getting burnt out i've done this exact thing except for my godzilla puppet and mr elmauer still doesn't know it's me suck it mr el mao if you're watching the go bur mean is the worst meme i've seen in a long time it's it's not funny haha meme go burr ha ha opinion go bird ha ha up vote go bird i microwave 60 second popcorn for 60.001 seconds step up popcorn man puts hand in molten metal yeah you bet he does except it's covered in water and makes it bounce off i'm a mad lad for ruining the illusion do you have a photo from the 2017 run please share thank you here you go i like netflix better than hulu plus ah fair fair i lost to the champ the phrase i lost to a champ is such a weak mindset you are okay with what happened losing imperfection of a craft when you stop getting angry after losing you've lost twice there's always something to learn and always room for improvement never settle i mean honestly yeah dude this is 100 true it's not a mad lad fact it's just truth this is so messed up but i love it because it makes me think of the interview when you accidentally post your meme on r slash terrible facebook memes and it gets 10k upvotes oh poop i left online class two minutes early to watch this video why thank you you should totally subscribe to easy peasy and then you don't have to leave early to watch our amazing videos or just keep leaving all classes and watch our videos on repeat who needs an education when life is easy peasy oh this is absolutely genius and i love them for it but also no no i deleted what this comment originally said now you will never know how i got this many likes i actually did this once on a sonic video and i still get replies to it on the daily mad respect bro mad respect i remember seeing this back in the day no one would message him and then look at him now mad respect dude keep doing you um why is there a pigeon at delhi international airport mind your own [ __ ] business let me tell you not all of us have to fly ourselves i have enough money i can fly business class over here anika i wore a plate doctor mask in a zoom meeting i didn't do that but i used the puppet florida woman accused of leaving porn filled easter eggs in people's mailboxes those kids are going to have a great easter i'll tell you what quagmire turns into a toilet some kid just sent this to my whole school district that's that's great good job kiddo i tell my students in my investment class to get on twitter for all the great fin twin content few do it for those that did the answer to question 22 on the final exam tomorrow is b good luck on the rest of the test i have a teacher named mr o gonzalez that does this exact thing and will actually give you the whole test to study with with the answers filled in just just do the work for once kids i am a muslim it's ramadan right now can i masturbate after it oh that's freaking great dude i registered reopen wichita calm and redirected it to the cdc site on cough sniffle sniffle 19 just in case some idiots want to start a movement i mean yeah you're doing god's work pal like when people beg for rewards and the replies get in instead like this one no backfired on you pal never gonna let you see my porn history never gonna let you see what i'm into i can't sing for crap redditors who have actually gotten married how did you get your spouse's ring size without making them suspicious just suck on their finger and keep your mouth in the same position until you get to truly stored edit thank you for the awards and my upvotes my award dirty has officially popped okay this guy is named nathan for you and go look up his tv show he's literally the world's biggest mad lad and he's amazing i'm literally savage af when the vegan twitter community i'm sorry lmao cause stay good af i reported so someone on youtube has to watch this i mean i hope they had a good time the best way to ask me out is to send me this video serena okay oh yes new setup guys if you go to duck a dude and he got two monitors in the light-up keyboard just go home i mean fair this is what my office looks like these days and i'm still not getting ducked last week my sister came home with a boy she had a huge crush on and while they were in her room i sat outside the door and played this song really loud she was so do you ever race people in your wheelchair yes do you usually win yeah if it's another [ __ ] i slash their tires before we start awesome is this the equivalent of like taking a uh crowbar to the knee of a runner how and where did you carry the tv is my question what the frick so funny so laughing that's just an emoji why did i you have a picture of an emoji why not having a picture of an emoji ah so that's how strawberry kush was made this this kid is an absolute genius and i wish i could meet him in real life if men are agreeing with you you said something stupid you are absolutely right lady reddit shouldn't have kids under 18 on it haha i'm a teenager trump i asked if he'd pardoned joe exotic from tiger clan netflix series you know what you should and put carol baskin behind bars she killed her husband social experiment outside of time traveling what do you consider cheating in animal crossing please be specific and list as many things you personally feel and or what you've seen other people's shame online don't all say time traveling in your replies i've got that covered i'm looking for other opinions time traveling i heard tom responds to comments never ah you tricked him well i actually really like these movies so i'm just gonna go look up these titles and have a good time i turn off the water in the middle of porn shoot save the environment you are the best porn set pa in the planet sir breaking news kim jong-un has died according to sources in the us intel another unbiased dust wow this has been a musical episode i did it for the internet points now it's on me forever i did a ducky wucky for the internet pointy whinies now it's on me forever ever and i've cursed my family to hell why would you do this man can you imagine how embarrassed this one girl must be right now dolphins have returned to the canal of venice meanwhile in chernobyl yes we are back eh username checks out welp i know what i'm doing for my wedding one day joke's on you kuku you're never getting married you loser yeah true i am a wheelchair user and i'll answer your questions to taboo to ask irl can i make bad jokes or stress to wheelchair people without feeling discomfort why not what are we gonna do run after you i guess not uh this man's a mad lad and i love him for it i mean hey that's the best way to respond to this look at all those marines i think the one is a ripped shirt i'm sad this only has 64 views my daughter had a zoom class yesterday the teacher's internet went out so one of the kids was made the default host he muted everyone pretending to teach the class and then just said fart over and over until the teacher was able to join back it was amazing my god some of the best comedy has come out of the cough cough sniffle sniffle pandemic and i love every second of it a lot of people think they can burn belly fat by doing crouches or slim their arms down by doing push-ups but targeted fat loss is impossible and there's no evidence to suggest it is yeah ab workouts just build up your core muscle and burn calories the kitchen is where you lose the belly fat noted do abs in the kitchen am mad lad i don't turn on airplane mode in airplanes but i do in helicopters a nigerian man tried climbing onto an airplane's wing to hitch a free ride well i mean did it work any plans today david yeah i'm so busy i just don't know how i'm gonna cope with the excitement ah i see imagine if there's another comment that says his animation still sucks his animation sucks yo can we make a petition to create an annual purge there you go oh yes an answer key at last i can cheat on this t oh son of a k-pop fans spam dallas police snitch app with videos and memes to support protesters thereby spawning future college papers on the intersection between antifa and k-pop arceus uh arcouse i did that okay thanks localizing aurora borealis entirely in my kitchen your username is the universe's hint at the next event of 2020. how disastrous is it well for starters avoid water killer robot fish uh nah i think it'll be business as usual robot or not i got this fisher king 13. all right well we're in safe hands i broke the chain frick face someone post this in another server someone posts this on another server blah blah blah blah in my history class we were learning about the amendments one day a kid in our class came in with a tank top on this violated our dress code our teacher said to change his shirt he said that he had the right to bear arms not safe for work how far have you ever gone in a game of truth or dare this is probably when i was like 12. i got dared to pee behind a bush as revenge i dared that person to walk behind the bush barefoot i know i'll get a lot of down votes for this but i don't even know who kobe is i don't watch basketball and no one in my country watches basketball or plays it so i don't know who he is i only know one basketballer which is lebron james and i haven't seen a single basketball match in my life so i don't even care who lebron james kobe or any basketballer is say basketball one more time basketball well he did it if you are a controller player you are bad at everything you touch in life except cheating guess who's crying about aim assist instead of being good unfortunately i work in his hometown at a store that sold his book one of our favorite stories is when he came in asking where to find it and we all pretended like we had no idea who he was and mispronounced and misspelled his name he was not pleased bottleneck your pc at great expense boot windows 10 from an ipod classic have some cake please only take one takes two put it back fat ass looking straight at the camera for one hour one minute and two seconds my god so you're saying they stole your art no that's my id just people are saying that it is stolen because it was reposted from my this id so you and planet underscore squawk for the same person i'm so confused uh chunky user yes planetsquaff no we are not i'm the only one an original artist ask me on my instagram at planets this is confusing town's teen pregnancy spike due to one impressive youth i just want to thank everyone who supported me over the years ah the anatomy of cody thank you cody can't believe it's still march hitting me with confusion for a second scam artist caught police arrested scam artist john young who tricked people into buying some sort of substance which himself named it the elixir of immortality upon questioning the police discover that jon has a criminal record being arrested for the same felony in 2004 1965 1923 and 1866. wait a minute nine-year-old me after saying bad morning to the teacher ah the bad boy what should i do when my cat deflates there's an inflation port right below his tail so should i delete it never delete your posts and comments it's cowardly deleted if this random picture gets 1 000 upvotes i will delete my account oh and it was deleted bad ideas copic can't find me because of my location penis enlargement cream and pills thank you doritos you saved my life phew yes yesterday my respirator stopped working luckily i had a bag of doritos next to me and as you know it contains 90 air lays are you challenging me this music makes me want to go downstairs and turn off the light then come upstairs slowly what's one thing about you that makes you different than most people i like to open people's windows at night and put dozens of geese into their rooms while they sleep that is a mad lad for sure i don't know anyone irl who cares but i hit a 500 day streak on duolingo behold my extremely edgy post posting a rhombic rhombicus site which has 120 edges to see how fast the mods are moving it doesn't matter what ethnicity you are you all taste the same please never say this again it doesn't matter what ethnicity you all are if you all taste the same to ward off their evil eye andra farmer puts up sunny leone poster to keep crops safe he says the trick has worked and nobody's looking at his crap now my friend's dad is such a mad lad i tried to face time with my dad and he kept pressing effects and doing this while i'm trying to tell him my feelings what a mad lad in love fans fight woman paints fence neon colors after neighbor complains to county please don't spam first first well at least he wasn't spamming it he just sent one i think i could see the latest changing oh look i can't deny this is mad lad behavior but it's also the perv behavior don't don't do that can i get a follow while y'all at it promoted damn it he wants those followers matthias rust german and teenager who flew to red square in 1987 a west german teenager shocked the world by flying through soviet air defenses to land a cessna aeroplane in red square he was jailed for more than a year but a quarter of a century later he has no regrets posting on reddit until i get a girlfriend number 66. two australians named morgan ruig and evan shea fold officials into letting them play in an international golf tournament at north korea's only golf course for five days they were treated as honored guests and taken on official visits around pyongyang before being exposed as frauds due to their poor golfing skills nice i'm sick of all these fake good higher fps videos on youtube 99 of them don't work the only way i've gotten better fps is looking up this program on my computer and deleting it retweet to spread awareness ah yes that worked for me too matt peterson conceived the extreme metal truck after his own bad experience with an ice cream man as a child minneapolis ice cream truck plays extreme metal serves no ice cream what would you do if you found out that everything is made up and the points don't matter improvise adapt overcome your nose is the biggest thing in the world jesus christ you should see my ding dong someone remake this as a jojo reference here you go someone give this mad lad gold till about king jedwick of poland she was named the king of poland because there were no ruling queens allowed but the rules didn't specify the king had to be male there's no rule in the book that says that giraffe can't play football we got ourselves an airbud situation my dad has cried twice in his life when his mom died and at the end of charlotte's web you can imagine why the latter one happened ladder maybe she fell off a ladder today i was cleaning up on lake and i decided to go inside the target and some kid was there in a target uniform doing a bit asking people if they found everything okay la mao roses are red violets are blue god made you gorgeous yeah but what the hell happened to you oof size large i'm only 13 and this is legendary oh no all the people that like their own comments seem to get on my level link here's one did you just think right back here no tick tock one out of five stars promoting bad things one out of five stars guys i'm in the grocery store and i lost my mom mom if you find this please find me i'm scared ooh a yearbook quote i lost the game i blame pixar for my milf addiction i blame your mom for mine drops mike playing google snake and not doing homework my god notice you're so far behind you might run over yourself i don't know how to use auto clickers so i found an onion that pushed the enter button just enough for my afk farm i am actually only one fish says two fish i feel a little betrayed orange juice boot chug after brushing teeth man badlands chugs more like mad lads chugs i'll see myself out guys guys guys earlier today no joke i jumped over a rock holy cow the longer the syrup is on the pancake the soggier it will become i am my own 69 like nice what's something you've gotten away with as a kid but they're young and don't know what they're doing when you really you knew exactly what you were doing my parents had weird schedules so for school my mom usually packed my lunch in the evening and my dad would give me lunch money in the morning not knowing that i already had lunch packed i continued that scam for a couple of months until i had enough money to buy a wii which is when my parents noticed that they've been tricked by a seven-year-old but of course they didn't think i did it on purpose penis this is no time to meme please don't ruin the song for all of us thanks penis when he said no one can stop him i paused the video if i hit 16 million subscribers i'll do whatever the top comment on this story says paypal everyone who likes this comment and like this story pineapple tastes great on pizza reply if you disagree damn i see what they did there passing joggers in my motorized porta potty well i gotta check that out after i'm done with this rick rolling is not a bad thing i do it as a profession pubg cheaters trolled by fake cheat software you love to see it i just finished this puzzle that doesn't have a picture this person's a psychopath pilate flies private plane to wales and lands at closed raft base so he can go to the beach jesus i remember in year two there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long imagine rapunzel basically and she always complained about it but her mom would let her get it cut so one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted to cut to she came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and i knew that girl was going places i want to become a teacher just to accidentally leave my pc open on an exam i will make a file which is named exam solutions and then put this video in it ah yes rn right now yeah people today abbreviate everything because it's too much to type out the full thing i know right roast ten dollars paypal me ten dollars and i'll comment you wtf on your ex's profile picture you know how bad it looks to see an indian reject you e f h it's supposed to be a g i make the rules kid in loving memory of my wife's sense of reason last seen just after we got married in 2006 sadly missed swedish tv accidentally puts subtitles from a kids show over a political debate and it's brilliant i will build the best sand castle in the galaxy my brother's ex had been stealing our netflix for the past two months now by disguising our account as settings and honestly i ain't even mad i'm just really disappointed in myself for actually believing that an account name settings would legitimately be netflix settings make a penis ball shaft ball user governor schwarzenegger show yourself you got me i love you he'll be back wish i could give you a silver i got you fam thanks fam get me too no dude got silver for saying no can't blame me for trying i can someone put four skeletons at a table in an arizona lake for divers to stumble across that's amazing i love watching these in bed while my parents think i'm sleeping my personal hero is this girl i went to high school with who turned in sonic the hedgehog for every single art assignment the art teacher hated her and tried to fail her but our principal came in and said she technically followed every assignment's instructions so she couldn't she made a sonic the hedgehog mosaic out of broken glass for one of our finals that's incredible watch a spacex rocket blow up during a board test i played this instead of the rail launch and my parents went crazy often seen as a martyr of the royalist cause favrez was executed for his part in planning against the people of france under the commta dip provence he is known for his last words i see that you have made three spelling mistakes upon the reading of his death sentence warrant found this today should i pray for stamina or health your gf wants you to pray for stamina damn the neighbor who has lived directly across the street from the school for about a year took a marker and cardboard and made his own sign uh the sign says shut the f up nice wish you guys did as much work on the game as you do tweets wish you'd stop complaining and shut the hell up damn okay dead by daylight oh very cute night night kitten xx did you just send night at 6 am yes pardon me madam i am in dire need of 10 000 to get an office set up with a pc monitor sound system chair and all that good stuff would you be as kind as accepting my offer to be my sugar mommy the always sometimes never sunglass matrix always sometimes never huh so i was watching supernanny and this kid was putting time out so he took a scooter and just booked it good lord super nanny was uh quite the show got suspended from school for four days after this picture was mailed to dozens of parents it was worth it always stay grateful for the king too many taylor swift fans reading this never forget this man made her famous be grateful i 46 male promised my son 18 that his mother and i would match whatever he saved for a car upon his high school graduation he ended up with a lot more than we could have predicted and now we don't know what to do hacked you left yourself logged in at the sprint store timothy nice this song makes me want to break into my neighbor's house toast all their bread and put it back in the bag oh there's nothing more beautiful than the unspoken relationship between the original poster and the guy with the top comment in the post frick you meanwhile in germany a pilot decided to draw the troll face amazing sick of this channel being full of nothing but useless information a solid 10 minutes of useless information the biggest troll award goes to this van oh that's awful can this video get the same amount of likes and dislikes oh that's unfortunate warning this guy was supposed to buy our washer dryer machine for 150 pounds he wanted to see it working first and ask if he could do a load of laundry after he finished she said let me go get the money got in his car and drove her away with his clean clothes i'm sorry blake this is awkward but that's not a police car you vaped in front of a water service vehicle plot twist the weather map wasn't broken i'm gonna like your comments so i'll force you to like your comment to make it seem like you don't like your comments what an evil idea the mad lad does anyone need artificial grass i stole it out of my ex-boyfriend's mom's house last night after she chatted crap about my dead nan selling it for one pound but will take any offer going up from five hit me up should have took her wheelchair too sound designer here back in the 90s a friend of mine recorded someone taking a crap i don't know why like the wilhelm scream it became a thing where we try to sneak it into commercials whenever we could i found that one of the farts in the recording made a great sci-fi door opening sound used it twice in this commercial the far is the door opening and you can hear the actual crap as the room contracts when he says up there we smoked a lot of weed back then edit thanks for the silver this song makes me want to play my wii without the strap-on i see this person likes to live dangerously why would you talk to your poop oh well i know this is a joke so don't you dare whoosh me our slash woosh listen here you little you all used to think the xbox one was going to be called xbox 720. i didn't forget hi swoof hello hector how was your day just kidding i don't care violation of these rules may be met with a warning a kick a ban if you get banned we will sell all of your personal information on yahoo jesus christ emily and well we have reached the end of our slash mad lads thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell so you get notified of the music peasy uploads and until the next one i'll see you around [Music] you

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Length: 76min 50sec (4610 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 01 2021