r/Crackheadcraigslist | THAT'S A DOG YOU FOOL

slightly used thumbnail i haven't even reacted to the price yet just [Music] well hey there you welcome back to mk my name's jack and today we're going to look at some cracky headies in craigslist land first things first i'm going to give a shout out to ender the frick for their latest bit of fan art and i guess mac and cheese counts um i i hate you so much this is dumb this does not deserve to be fan art this is an insult to everyone else's hard work and making creative stuff this is dumb i hate it i hate it thank you ender for really dropping the bar for us all about what's that you said you're looking for a pregnant single rat well don't worry we have we got one yeah bit of weird one don't worry there's something even weirder for sale is a bag of 100 loose teeth for 25 the only legit reason i can see anyone buying this kind of stuff is to put some teeth on their dolls to scare their family in search of men's sock oh god i thought it said something else for a second in search of a men's hane sock i may have left it at my last house please contact me asap my great grandmother knit me the sock on her deathbed it's very sentimental to me why just the one suck though i'm really getting scared when you say it's sentimental to you and it's just the one sock cute white sandals with gold rim size eight great condition that's my hand in there to show what they look like on sort of pick up in north olmstead yeah this really weirded me out at first until i realized that was a hand i'm going to assume that the reason she's using the hand too is because she's probably got too many creepy messages about her feet or something wouldn't be crackhead craigslist without it three thousand dollars no good oh well sign me up i'll buy one but seriously is she i'm gonna assume that she let's all be honest is probably a she is selling these polished rocks for over three grand just take a moment to comprehend that logic brand new gaming chair yes i'm sure the lights are new gonna question the comfort on it though then again to be fair i've always found these plastic chairs actually to be quite comfortable so maybe it's worth it for sale ps5 prototype edition quite large but great airflow 5 000 pounds be honest you thought it was a ps5 at first too didn't you didn't yeah oh yes ps5 it's got a great cooling system airpods one ear left only with wireless charger i lost one ear and everything else is good 120 why hundred and twenty it's basically worthless now unless you go out of your way rummaging somewhere on the internet to buy a replacement left ear like come on this is so dumb jars of fart jars filled with random farts collected at various stages from various people at one time coat i need to know this person's backstory how did they get to this point in their life don't ask why i have them and i won't ask why you want them to get fair enough chicken teddy bears 25 dollars selling chicken teddy bears homemade i make them myself yeah who else would chickens have lots of extra parts when you cook them so i can make a bear from about two chickens that just makes it sound worse 25 if you supply your own chicken or 35 if i supply the chicken edible and can be cooked once kids done playing with them it's a good family activity well i'm glad to see the local serial killers are finding a new avenue for their hobbies 1951 rca vintage record player fm and am radio it's a vintage thing so therefore should be worth 1 billion dollars does it work oh no it's all duh 2 gallons of milk for free why did you buy them then oh that's why you're giving away because it's expired and is inflating in the bottle jesus that'll probably explode when you open the cab so you don't even point it like your girlfriend or something as a joke i'll take it i'll take them both slightly used mcdonald's apple pie wait that's your apple pie what the dude yours looks so much like gourmet and fancy compared to owls australian apple pies literally look like just basic fritters like someone grabbed a block of food and dumped it into the oil fryer stupid thing to post for sale but still i'm i'm just i'm blown away i didn't realize there were different designs of the apple pie for mcdonald's i think it's a tuba fifty well dollars close you got it right by having it start with a t recently upgraded my tang and have this nice little 10 gallon for sale the tank comes with these rocks no skinny dipping sign hood light and kevin kevin is a jerk i'll tell you that up front he's been in this time-out tank for a few days now since he apparently has a deep-seated prejudice against the goldfish he doesn't seem to have a problem with the other mollies platies guppies or even the crazy loach but he's got it out for the goldfish and let's be fair they were here since the tank began so kevin's got to go asking fifteen dollars for kevin and his timeout tank important attic tank now includes kevin's shady brother neil neil is murderous scum no one likes neil simp water one of a kind item looking for trades i'm sorry buddy but that ain't gonna sell like gamer girl bathwater it's it's just not the same demographic though if you're crying enough bottles i'm sure you could sell male tears to some hardcore feminists kovid 19 wanted serious this is totally above board and serious offer i am trying to catch the virus and can't find anyone anywhere who has it if you have a cobit 19 positive test that is less than seven days old and are willing to cough on me and while i inhale i will pay you up to a hundred bucks cash and i promise to self quarantine after we meet i do not want to get anyone else infected of course i am trying to get the virus so that my blood will have antibodies for my aging parents in case they catch it which eventually i think they will thank you for your support well i'm genuinely stuck with how to take this as crazy of a plan it comes across it really seems like this person is just trying to find any desperate way to ensure that their parents are going to be fine my heart goes out to you supreme t-shirt that i threw up on 99 cents look i'm sure if you got kanye west to wear it for you i'm sure the price would go up exponentially anime boku no hero academia togohimiko mouse matt hello i've seen hardly much of the anime but i know that that guy there's a really nice dude from what i can recall like he isn't exactly what the this image is insinuating he'd be doing but nonetheless it's situations like this that make me kind of scared to be in that kind of law toy story five forkey's cousin [Laughter] sturdy pretend friend made with love won't all match but all will be this or better yes you guys haven't seen toy story 5 yet this guy's is such an iconic character seriously it is just correct to a tee handmade quirky dental floss earrings who would wear this seriously who deformed pringles yay why does that make them more expensive three color eyeshadow okay i have little to no knowledge whatsoever when it comes to makeup stuff but i'm pretty sure that has been used a lot need professional mover got the surface stuck and need a professional that knows how to fix this please help me i haven't seen the other side of my house in weeks [Laughter] my dog came back the other day from that side with a human hand i'm really concerned michael mayer's mask 10 paid 85 dollars for it several years ago it needs some repairing as you can see in the picture priced accordingly okay but see it's just it's really uncomfortable when you're wearing it in front of me like this stop staring at me though i will give credit for the acceptable price range here casually dropping into 10 is quite reasonable that said it doesn't look like it's really worth 85 in the first place but ah that's just me saying that has a couple of little boy accidents on it but had been sprayed and scrubbed and nothing of matches cover couldn't take care of box spring mattress and frame with heels free there pick up are they skid marks what was it was he like go-karting across the mattress want it gone quick oh i like the sound of this facebook group hardly used toothbrushes one barbie one batman open to offers only selling is upgraded to an oral b no lowball office pm for more info what hey so um you usually just throw them out when you're done with toothbrushes you realize that right they're not exactly like a car they're more like toilet paper like you don't use it and then post it onto facebook to sell world's largest nug boy you best believe that is worth more than twenty dollars seriously that's like there's like three chicken nuggets in one that that baby that baby is worth at least a hundred michael jackson mask by mask craft 220 dollars and 20 cents oh okay jesus why why why do you why do you have it smiling like that that's a creepy smile man you come on how has it got over 1500 sales cole's gift card 180 245 just not seeing anything i want but still an extra for you this is why you don't buy gift cards people just chuck some money into a paper box or something and write the name of the store on it done if anything that's more generous in giving of a gift because you actually had to put more effort into it than just giving us about fifty dollars to a store clerk ladies top five dollars as seen here i can't tell if the wife told him to wear it or if he said to the wifi make me wear and take a photo because either way i love it dude that is so creepy that's like the exact same design as the old dunk tank at my old workplace and only one dollar dude that's this bargain i would totally buy this and put it in my backyard dude your parties would be like the best if you had this call of duty black ops 1 and 2 remastered for ps5 new ps5 early release copy of call of duty black ops 1 and 2. yeah this is totally legit i feel sorry for the parent out there who decides to buy this legitimately thinking this is real okay i know this looks like a terrible desk chair but okay look as a person who used to be very very poor i would have seen this as a total bargain i mean it still has about eighty percent of its cushion and comfort on it it's still worth it we've got a macbook air 11 inch here 2016 macbook air decent condition with a few scratches needs a logic board replaced as it crashes every now and again so it's broken then that that's what you're saying oh they're from bendigo oh they're australian great i mean look considering they're from bendigo this does make sense 2018 tesla model s 100d sedan 4d in great condition driven 12 000 miles yeah have you now i can't tell this person genuinely just stuffed up with the photos they uploaded or really just trying to see what they can get away with negotiable price for house cleaning so this is a interesting post to make something tells me this photo has been cropped in order for it to be more appropriate for us to see as such i am obliged to let you know that you have succeeded your quest to watch a video today on mk and i thank you humbly for it as a 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Length: 11min 16sec (676 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 27 2020