r/Antimeme | finally

when a guy named satisfied volunteers to donate his eyes i've seen enough i'm satisfied [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash anti-meme i'm genuinely curious about this one so without much further ado let's hop right to it 144p 360p 1080p 4k oh i get it i have 3250 alternate accounts oh when a deaf person wins an auction i've won but at what cost no really what cost how much i pay top left top right bottom left bottom right my bed when i'm trying to fall asleep my bed when i'm trying to get up maybe i should stop sleeping on bricks where do you get a brick that big place his pancake on top of bunny bunny oh look at you buddy with your pick you cut his head what you see what deaf people see oh no no way how do you know what's the game that best describes you destiny 2 yeah i'd believe it me when i forget what i've done what have i done no seriously help when you go to downtown coolsville for the first time welcome to downtown coolsville when your non-binary friend offers to pay for dinner and the waiter hands you the bill they'll pay for this finally green liquid [Laughter] wonder how long he's been trying to make that oh bro same energy totally which one do you prefer though are you an energizer boy or a duracell gang member my parents at 29 let's get married and have a baby yes me at 29 i'm not 29 yet oh well then i guess we'll wait a while and see six year old do the words well and actually contain the letter e his teacher well yes but actually no take your age add 21 subtract 11 subtract 10 that's your age uh why am i in hell please tell me i'm sorry what you didn't say anything don't worry i'm sure someone will photoshop a meme in that word balloon soon very soon ah here comes two guys with a banner oh everybody loves to see them year after year hammer was invented in 8000 bc people in 79.99 bc yup that sounds about right does he bite no okay good doctor okay here is your medication credit card declines don't worry we also accept cash oh time traveler moves a chair the guy sitting on the chair huh what in the world happened when you're christian and win a chess game against an atheist checkmate atheist oh well damn friend what's your favorite song me it's complicated no really it's complicated fellas if your girl has blonde hair light-colored skin blue eyes she's likely of european descent a typical female's brain primary motor cortex frontal lobe olfactory bulb temporal lobe cerebellum occipital lobe parietal lobe spinal cord all right fish diagram fish all right perfect let's move on whoever named frogs got it 100 right those things are frogs yeah 100 bro when a magician tells me a funny joke i like your funny words magic man fellas if your girl is a man that ain't your girl that's a man barber what would you like him a haircut please say no more done that'll be 47 when your simple-minded friend is being too hasty let's not be too hasty my simple-minded friend i'm 14 and this is deep please help 14 year old fell deep in a hole next to his house ice floats on water wait for it to rain cover yourself in ice hypothermia dad why is my sister's name rose because your mother loves roses thanks dad no problem john hey wait a minute mathematicians we need a simpler way to write this you son of a chime in all right 273 is definitely greater than 270. don't worry they did the math and it checks out me goes to pharmacy to get some medicine credit card gets accepted the pharmacist give him some medicine boys this is not a meme i'm being haunted by a dabbing ghost please send help what kind of help what do you want me to do what is your one in a million story i once wised a random wise you once never mind i once wised a random number generator between one and a million and the number i got was 382 9227 the odds of that happening we're only one in a million dude air vibrates in a pattern humans well that's music to my ears who are you i'm the guy who suggested to narrow the hallway by point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one millimeter do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down this isn't billy eilish it's not who i've been listening to then me normally me and denver you might be old but are you this old 52 no i am not that old thankfully did you know in order to play the role of an insane and mentally depressed person in the movie joker joaquin phoenix had to be paid 4.5 million dollars is that all he was paid why does that kind of surprise me that seems a little low almost how adoption works and i took that person you just took the person i live in poland but the la is silent bond hey steve we just heard a bang in your office are you all right oh my god did your printer explode yes and they're so expensive our school needs a new projector well you're god damn right about that too bad they're a little pricey and out of the budget for this year me hey mom what would happen if i asked for a ps5 for my birthday mom you wouldn't get it all right great now reverse out of the parking spot okey dokey here we go my living room corner wall floor wall yep that's a living room corner all right friday the 13th what's next saturday the 14th dude dr pumpkin spiceotope probably i would assume that is the case reddit does anyone have sauce for this i mean i got some you got to come over though the two blocks are both gray though they are not the same grey since i don't know how to shade it properly yeah i live in rhode island the h and the s are silent oh that adds up according to a japanese legend when you cannot sleep at night it is because you are awake no egypt is smaller than the united states russia and china combined what there's no way me before i put on my shoe suck yeah and i do it with such flair gonna tell my kids this was somebody that i used to know he really did drop that and run didn't he spain but the s isn't silent velocity without direction be like i am speed you can pick up cola with a spoon but not with a fork it's because of these little slots it cannot hold the liquid how it started how it's going god i'm loving these every story has two sides i'm okay i'm okay well look if you have to tell me you're okay twice maybe you're not girlfriend babe come over me i can't i'm studying my parents aren't home me i said what i said i'm studying can't you see that songs for when you're looking for your sunglasses where are my sunglasses i can't find my sunglasses i only shop at sucma what's suckma some lit clothes over there fam hot chocolate is warm wait for it to snow cover your tree and ornaments celebrate the holidays with loved ones giant guy with huge sword normal guy with normal sized sword i'd like to know their story double tap on your screen whoa it is too i fly to the moon i shrink the moon i sit on the toilet what when you're both tops i see oh oh it gets a little violent doesn't it sharks don't know that camels exist and if i had to guess the inverse is also true pov you're a truck driver oh what a wonderful job you guys must love it only people with with internet connection can upvote this post try me oh wait i've got internet connection god damn it i'm sick of crying tired of trying yeah i'm smiling but inside i'm 70 water electricity is invented people so how will you measure it science the what me waiting for my uber driver will when a car suddenly pulls up next to me you will wheels on the shopping cart be like this may be an anti-meme but it's highly inaccurate and you know it when it's a 15 minute drive to work and you have to be there by 10 but it's 9 44. yeah right i better head out i'm holding a piece of paper with something written on it that remains to be seen i need some proof there are blue people making you blue and there are yellow people making you yellow takes off glasses wow you're blurry when the page i'm flipping feels thicker than the others did i miss a page in this sex manual teacher class today we'll be beating the living out of michael michael oh no not again i'm at home depot where the hose at gardening section all right thank you so much i bet he's thinking about that girl at the bar with the big tits damn that chick at the bar had big tits bae come over me i can't i'm studying for my finals alright good luck do your best thanks babe someone died bank robbery fire i hope so cashier would you like a bag for this me no thank you i brought my own and your total comes out to 23.58 okay hands over 25 dollars hands me a dollar 42 and here's your change have a nice day thank you you as well teacher what is 4 squared student 8 no actually the little squared indicates that it's an exponent the problem is asking for four to the power of two so it's four times four rather than four times two oh i see so four squared equals sixteen that's correct thank you you're welcome me can we stop in mcdonald's dad we have food at home the food at home significantly better far superior but no french fries hard to swallow pills oh yeah that one's gonna have to be crushed up quite a bit 10. okay one more youtube video and i'm going to sleep 10 15. all right good night have a good one friend and on that wonderfully sleepy note we've come to the end of another video folks before we get going though let's take a look at today's fan art made fairly quickly i just can't get this thing out of my head oh my god holy i'm sorry that's not what i was expecting how long have you had that in your head exactly and do you need help always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and if you want to hear or see more from yours truly check out my links in the description down below and until next time we'll catch you later

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Length: 10min 44sec (644 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 28 2021