r/Choosingbeggars 1/5 Stars... Our Waitress Had a Seizure! 😠

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where people demand discounts on free stuff probably not as choosing beggars as others but earlier on this month my mother kicked me out and tried to have me sectioned she made it clear I was never welcome back at home for Christmas I had planned to send her way to the asuras a beautiful cluster of islands off the coast of Portugal in the Atlantic for her and my stepfather in the springtime for a week flights Villa and everything paid for my younger sister let slip that I'd arranges for her on Christmas Day after three weeks of no contact between us I get a text reading hey hope you're having a good Christmas missing you just wanted to know when you're going to send us our holiday that you bought for us you can send it in the post if you want so we don't have to see each other it is so nice that you've done this for us thank you and have a good New Year I was fuming I replied with sorry think you have the wrong number and gifted it to my brother and his girlfriend as their first holiday away the nerve hello my precious son we want you to buy vacation for us but we honestly don't want to even see you so if you could give us your money without us ever having to see your face that would be ideal Thanks our next reddit poses from Jaime mad rocks I just want a guy I can fall in love with but never actually be official and let me do whatever I want uh find a kook wTF is that a guy that lets his wife passionately hug other guys and gets off on it heck no I like my guys to be protective and jealous over me you obviously see how that conflicts from what you just said to text earlier LMFAO I want my men to want me and be jealous over me but no I'm still doing whatever I want that makes no sense Oh pee you need to run and not walk to the nearest exit this woman is nuts can I get a 15k loan I'll pay you back next week I don't carry that much in my personal account 5k max I can loan is 500 I'm not giving away 5k like that just use your company account it's your money anyway you own the Epping thing WTF blanket we've been through this and I told you the whole thing about business and owner being separate entities are your business partners more important or a close friend effing idiot I'm not replying anymore so just to clarify what the choosing beggar was asking here was for Opie to commit embezzlement which is a felony because it's basically stealing from your partners and investors and even if Opie doesn't have business partners or investors and he owns the company entirely by himself asking him to take out a personal loan from the business side of his account is how you get audited by the asking for a personal loan from the business is tax evasion and higher RS will throw you in jail so yeah dude the business is more important than a quote friend our next reddit post is from zap 1234 one free couch hi I'm wondering if this is still available yes it is I charge three hundred dollars to remove it so you're telling me you want my couch which I'm giving away for $0 and you want me to pay you $300 for 15 minutes of labor keep your garbage and remove it on your own this is sort of like when people down in my comments say that I should pay you for the privilege of having my videos watched our next reddit post is from Omega weapon hi there we were put on a list to receive some upgrades and we've noticed that our sister organization has had five yeah we were on the list before them I was emailing with Carlos at the time thanks hi Julie there is no Carlos here which organizations are you referring to blank received them I'm calling from blank college I'm sure I spoke to a Carlos he had a Spanish name hey Julie we've never had a Carlos working here but blank did receive the upgrades I'm sure I spoke to someone there who had a Spanish sounding name anyhow why would blanket them before us we were before them in the hierarchy blank is on the priority list as they're a very underfunded organization you are a well-funded private college I didn't know the two of you were affiliated that shouldn't matter we were promised upgrades to our chairs by Carlos or another Spanish guy Julie there is no Carlos or any other Spanish guy here but oddly enough you're both in the system I'm the only one who books jobs and my name is definitely not Carlos that I'm aware of I know who I spoke to I can't find Carlos in my emails maybe he used a fake name at the time maybe you just misread the name I only have the original contact form here there was a deposit required to reserve a spot no deposit received so blink on it before you that's impossible they can't approve any purchases without our permission how did they pay there was an agreement made between them and I know you can't do that not without our permission I am them then you can't have a private agreement with them it needs to be approved by us we have disabled kids too who need chair upgrades rich disabled kids going to a private college as opposed to community funded disabled kids the choice is obvious on my end Julie so it's prejudice that determines who gets what oh yes definitely prejudice let's go there shall we we will have to commandeer the chairs then as we take priority as far as funding goes with your funding you can buy everyone 24 karat gold chairs but instead you want free upgrades that you're willing to take from a broke Garrety your sister organization no less shame on you and your college I'll remove the upgrades then I'll give Nancy at blank a personal gift of new upgraded chairs you are now on a different list what list with that be what about us thin we had an agreement - it starts with S and ends in garbage the agreement is initiated by paying the invoice there was no payment therefore no agreement ask your millionaire donors to help commandeer really I will make sure to tell everyone I know about you in this conversation I wouldn't be able to handle all the new business if you did can I do the same I have around 6 followers online sure you can we have over 50,000 dear Europe each buenos tardes oh wow Julie 50,000 followers really I'm so impressed and so scared for Opie I certainly hope Opie doesn't have any friends with oh I don't know 1.1 million followers who might be able to back him up Opie if Julie gives you any kind of trouble reach out to me and we'll see if 1.1 million is bigger than 50 thousand free armchair there's another guy offering an armchair and a coffee table for free on here do you have anything you could sweeten the pot with to make it worth my while thanks Jim I can knock half off the asking price and then the choosing beggar gets there and a guy gives him half of a free armchair our next reddit post is from Kevin for she I have two employees that usually work at 6:00 p.m. they are good but I don't like that their commitment lasts for work hours only what should I do as a CEO well you've got two options either pay them for more hours or go back in time to like the 1800s when slave labor was legal our next reddit post is from paradoxical mind 4:20 and in this post a distant acquaintance reached out after years of silence in response to a post about looking for a CA or MA position I'm interested in applying I appreciate the interest but I'm looking for someone with a CA or an MA only sorry Blanc may be hiring for other positions that don't require that certification but unfortunately I'm not Wow as a fellow mother you'd think you'd help someone out excuse me I'm not hiring personal help Blanc makes the rules for who is qualified for these positions I just interview and hire based on those qualifications but I really need a job I have seven kids think that's enough qualification don't you think life experience is in qualification for a position that requires a certain set of skills try retail or waitressing maybe where you aren't required specifically to have background in that area to get a job I don't want to work in waitressing I get nauseous when I'm around too much food and I don't want to work retail because I don't want to work every weekend or at night that's for kids well I'm not sure what to tell you but I can't help you what if you just vouch for me and say I have a CNA are you kidding me a CNA is a license they give you through this state one quick check and they'll know if you're lying - what makes you think I'd lie for you as another mom I'd think you'd help me out my kids aren't going to have Christmas cause of you thanks so a CNA license is a certified nursing assistants license can you imagine living in this alternate reality where doctors and nurses are chosen based off of how many kids they're having yes hello I'll be performing your brain surgery lucky for you I have 12 kids so let's hurry up and get this done I want to be home before 5:00 so I can spend time with my precious babies hi I heard from blank that you've been looking to sell your ps4 is that right that is correct it's a ps4 slim with controllers in a very good state except for some microscopic scuffs here and there I've had it for about a year only so I'm listing it for 220 bucks let me know if you're interested oh and I'll also throw in uncharted 4 for you how does that sound why are you selling it I recently bought a ps4 pros so this one is no longer in need but as I said it's still in good condition why don't you just give me it for free if you don't need it anymore Lo and as a bonus you can keep the game I don't really play that garbage I think I'll pass on that offer don't be an effing whip dude you just said you don't effing need it all right how about this give me three valid reasons and I'll send it over I'll even cover the transport cost it's actually an early Christmas present for my son he's been begging me for ps4 for a whole year now that's why I think that's a good enough reason Wow I moved such an incredible display of fatherhood I wish I was as lucky as your son send me your name and address I'll send it over ASAP for real thanks man he'll be so happy then the choosing bigger writes his address now I don't give a flip about your son f EU ban I returned the compliment so did anyone notice how his story kind of doesn't add up he said he doesn't want uncharted 4 because he doesn't play that but then he says he for his son this guy clearly just wanted a free ps4 for himself and then used his son as an excuse I'm surprised his son isn't also dying of cancer and has perfect grades review 1 out of 5 stars don't bother calling for take-out they put you on hold and never come back posted by the owner of Frankie DS sorry for your inconvenience the server taking your order had a seizure while doing so and couldn't complete the process when you showed up to retrieve your order and it wasn't ready even though there was an ambulance in front of the restaurant and we were tending to the medical emergency at hand we offered to complete your order at that time I am sorry that you declined and chose to complain in a public forum terrible service I would have tipped my waitress but she died in the middle of our meal how rude what's the lowest you'll take lowest I'll go with 700 bucks 200 bucks sure why not okay where do you want to meet 101 Main in Burlington in about 10 minutes sounds good hey I'm here cool head inside into the comedy club yeah then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else are you still selling the 30 inch TV no sorry I sold it a few days ago how about $200 I already sold it sorry 250 I literally do not have it think don't waste my time huh technically that wasn't just using beggar but it was so dumb I had to include it can you draw me yeah sure my price starts at 150 pounds for an a4 that's 11 by 8 inch black and white drawing 3 is it done yet sorry all done I couldn't see the top of your head in the photos so I had to guess what it looked like and then we had this absolute masterpiece of a drawing if you're listening to this video and not watching this is definitely worth something taking a look at the screen for I want you to make me free art right now please put me ahead of anything else you're working on I need some free art right now within a few hours okay thank you if you don't complete our agreement I'm gonna Docs you I have obtained this information through a close friend of yours you have until tomorrow to make me art please make it up a skeleton with the weed pipe in his mouth and make him dancing I'm being serious I really need this art and I'm not afraid to release this information do not mess this up man it's depressing the type of abuse that artists go through I'm kind of lucky that youtubers are fairly immune to this usually I don't get many demands from my fans except for of course people wanting more puppy bloopers 200 bucks dog the hook what do you want I got a work bud foo chums poor chump Oh champ ooh smoochy Poochie please come on man come on man what's the lowest you'll take lowest dawg okay what do you want come cuddle dog come on all right I won't back to work I can't play with you right now

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Length: 17min 15sec (1035 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 06 2019