r/Choosingbeggars "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME COMMIT INSURANCE FRAUD?!"

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where a guy whines because they won't let him commit insurance fraud on this next post opie has a business where he sells aquarium parts this influencer message is op and the influencer doesn't have the best english so bear with me on this post i'm a tick tucker with 300 000 followers i get 13 million views in one month i want to collaborate with you and sponsor your page in exchange for something i'll make many videos with sponsoring you no thanks but i have 13 million views a month but all your posts are in italian and they have nothing to do with aquariums and you can't spell on tick tock i do speak about aquariums why i'm offering you the opportunity to revive your site in exchange for almost nothing you're in italy you can't spell and i don't need your help this could be a collaboration that benefits both of us nah i'm good do you ship to italy we don't ship to italy our customers are 100 in the lower 48 states so all of your influence is lost f you bro italy is the best country you are razist that's racist spelled with two z's you are effing bankrupt to a finns italy yeah you're exactly the type of person i want talking about my business you're a failure who doesn't recognize opportunities and who's begging for free stuff here who has a dying shop here dying how many views does your shop get in a month a hundred i get 13 million views a month you're an effing failure life isn't about views it's about sales i've got more sales than i can handle i employ six people how many people do you employ i'm going to passionately hug your daughter and your wife i employ a manager and i have an agency with seven figures on my account you're racist against italians butthole that would be a good trick since i don't have a daughter and my wife wouldn't give you the time of day with your spelling ability fox news story a couple invited family and friends to their dream home for their weekend wedding celebrations saying that it was god's plan that they should get married there there was just one problem they didn't own the mansion and they didn't get permission from the owner so i looked up this story and first of all this house is huge this thing looks like a full-blown mansion it's 16 000 square feet anyways here's an excerpt from the news article the actual owner of the house never gave them permission to hold the festivities there he was stunned when the wedding couple showed up saturday morning to set up and he called the police i have people trespassing on my property he told a 911 dispatcher and they keep harassing me calling me they say they're having a wedding here and it's god's message i don't know what's going on all i want is for it to stop and they're sitting on my property right at the front gate right now and then the article goes on to explain that apparently the homeowner had tried to sell the house and the husband of the couple came to tour the house posing as a buyer a few months later the husband asked the homeowner if he could use the backyard for his wedding and the homeowner said no the husband figured that it was a vacant house and didn't realize the homeowner lived on their property in a different home this guy had no idea that he lived there you know the shock that must have been on his face when he showed up at the gate and the owner was home alright so here's what i want to know if you're planning to break into someone's property to stage a wedding there without permission wouldn't you at least knock on the door first to make sure no one's home selling computer for 500 bucks what's wrong with it nothing i just got married and i don't game anymore i just read the description and it doesn't have a graphics card man yeah that's why it's 500 and not well over a thousand dollars lol why are graphics cards so much if you buy me a graphics card i'll buy the computer from you i just need a full working gaming pc for my son i'm not going to buy you a graphics card so you can buy my computer for those of you who aren't familiar with building computers a graphics card costs easily 500 bucks and likely a lot more in fact graphics cards are really expensive right now because cryptocurrency is so popular so it would literally be cheaper for op to throw his computer in the garbage than for him to buy this choosing beggar free graphics card and then sell his computer for 500 bucks on this next post op is selling a macbook on the facebook marketplace hi is this still available yeah it's still available i'm here due to a sudden emergency surgery for my daughter so i'm not completely flush with cash because i just had to pay for surgery bills i'm very desperate to get this for myself as i have to stay here for two weeks due to her surgery and i don't have a way to study for my university exams i'm just wondering what the lowest you could do is or if you'd be willing to just give it away to help a family in need please i know this is a really big ask but i'm so desperate and worried that i'll fall behind on my studies while i'm stuck here are you able to help me at all please no f you come on man if you're strapped for cash then maybe the first solution isn't to go try to buy a macbook our next reddit post is from phoenix i'm a claims adjuster for an auto insurance carrier my job can be stressful but for the most part i like it and i'm blessed to have a job in this economy when someone calls and opens up a claim they're either the insured party or the claimant this claim that i was handling had three cars involved our insured car and two claimants the claim was opened by the mother of one of the claimants since she wanted us to pay for the damage to her son's car she had to get the vehicle inspected so i get the police report and the woman's son was ticketed for failure to yield careless driving and driving with a suspended license i'm looking at this document in disbelief and wondering if there's an error it stated that her son had a stop sign but he didn't make a full stop and he pulled out in front of my driver who had no stop sign and was traveling with the right-of-way our insured driver hit this kid's car because well that's what happens when you don't stop at stop signs then after the collision this kid's car went on to collide with another car that was parked nearby i'm thinking to myself is someone that naive that they would think that we would accept liability when the officer wrote her son two tickets at the scene i interviewed the son who admitted that he stopped and saw our driver on the road but he kept going because he thought he could make it across in time i explained to him that he didn't yield and my driver had the right of way i also interviewed the other claimant who was stopped at the stop sign and according to him the claim to pull down in front of my insured driver didn't even stop and just blew through the stop sign and this guy actually honked his horn at our insured driver because he saw the kid blow through the stop sign i asked this guy did it appear that my driver was coming at a high rate of speed and he told me no in fact your driver tried to stop and had the roads not been icy he probably wouldn't have hit that idiot who ran through the stop sign my driver told me the same thing that the kid ran through the stop sign and he slammed on his brakes to try to avoid the crash and also he heard the other driver honking his horn to try to warn him okay so my driver is not liable for this accident so i speak to the mother of the kid who was at fault here and tried to explain why we can't pay for her car she's acting like this is not how insurance works i even asked her why did you open this claim when the police report says that your son was the person at fault here well first of all i don't have collision coverage so i can't file through my own carrier for my damages second of all it shouldn't matter who has a stop sign my son says your driver was speeding and he hit my son my son has right of way because he was in front of your driver no your son didn't yield to my driver who did have the right of way which caused my driver tate your son's car had your son waited for my driver to proceed and to cross when it was saved he wouldn't have been hit but i don't have money to fix this car and you guys told me it was a total loss you can still fix it if you want to and keep it but it'll be a salvaged vehicle so it'll be worthless but who's going to give me the money to fix my car you'll have to pay to fix it yourself since you don't have collision coverage or you can just sell it for scrap well later that day i got a call from her husband and the father of the driver this is outrageous you completely misled us and you were fraudulent in what way had i misled you well you inspected the car and made it seem like you were going to pay we inspected the car because your wife wanted to file a claim that's just part of the process so if we're deemed at fault we can settle for damages she requested the inspection so we did as she requested well you shouldn't have inspected the car if you knew that you weren't gonna pay when your wife put in the claim she said she felt that we were at fault and we sent someone out there the next day for an inspection sir i didn't get a chance to read the police report or speak to all the drivers until the day after well you should still have to pay us for the car why because you made it seem like you were going to pay i never once told your wife that i was going to pay in fact before i got a statement from my driver i called her to tell her that based on your son's statement and the police report i was most likely going to deny any liability on my driver because all the evidence places your son at fault well your driver hit him your son didn't yield at a stop sign and my driver had the right of way your son even admitted that he saw my driver that he didn't wait and that he knew that my driver didn't have a stop sign well now what are we gonna do the car is a wreck who's gonna pay to replace it it's like i told your wife she chose not to carry collision insurance on the vehicle so you have to pay out of pocket this guy called me the next day to complain again this time he was pissed because the auto damage adjuster had noted the car was a total loss and it was showing up on the carfax as being a severe accident i explained to him that insurance carriers have to report these things when we inspect cars and that it's a state regulation that it gets reported to the databases he's pissed off because how dare we declare the car at total loss when we didn't actually pay him for it i ran out of patience with this guy sir your car is a total loss and it's worth less regardless of the fact that we didn't pay you so the report is correct well now i can't sell it for as much well if anyone actually looked at the car they could see that it's badly damaged but now i can't sell it for that much because of you guys i'm gonna report you to the state division of insurance for what exactly because you didn't pay us for our car we weren't liable for the accident even your carrier agrees to that but you inspected our car because your ex-wife asked us to and you reported it to the database because we're legally obligated to do so due to state regulations so let me get this straight you want to go to the state and complain that we did not pay for this claim because we're not liable and that we fulfilled our obligation to report the vehicle's condition to the database system after we inspected the car which your wife requested us to do i need to speak to your manager and i will sue your company and your driver for what you've put us through with this claim it's been a nightmare i transferred him over to my boss who calmly told him that we can file a claim if he likes but we'll send a lawyer to defend our driver also my boss re-explained what i already explained to him i asked my boss if this guy has the audacity to go to court and try to sue can i please take a personal day to go watch oh and it gets better when i spoke to their insurance company they told me that they were dropping them because they were committing fraud it turns out that the mom lied and said that her son didn't live with her and didn't drive that car but that was the only car listed the police report showed that the kid's address on his license was the mom's address and the other insurance company told me that this kid was the primary driver for that vehicle so she was being dropped for committing insurance fraud so to summarize the parents were pissed off that they were caught committing fraud and then they had to pay for their own mistakes because i was doing my job and wouldn't let them commit further fraud posted on craigslist i'm giving away a 46-inch tv for free it's a sony 46-inch hdtv it works good with great sound it has rear projection and comes with a spare bulb it would be awkward for one person to carry but not impossible i can't help you carry it and then some time later op posted an update i just wanted to say i effing hate craigslist to the four people who replied you really are the essence of what's wrong with humanity at this point i'll break the tv with an effing hammer to get rid of it by myself because i'm tired of these stupid effing responses even though i know that it's my fault for even using craigslist in the first place who the f do you think you are expecting someone to deliver it to you it's an effing free tv off craigslist there's no effing warranty i am not effing delivering it obviously if the post says that i can't help no i can't come hook it up to your house you effing idiots i don't even care about the tv now it's going in the trash which is where the craigslist community belongs people make the internet a great thing but people are also so effing self-absorbed and entitled and also op updated the specs condition excellent make manufacturer doesn't matter model name slash number it's in the dumpster now size dimensions seriously f you all down in the comments we have this toy from zombie finmen i've been there i recently sold a monitor off of craigslist for cheap i agreed to meet the person in a public place agreed to the price and even threw in a couple of different cables in case she didn't have the right one she gets there and says oh it seems that i'm five dollars short i say sorry to hear that good luck but i drove all this way and she waves the cash in my face me too thanks for wasting my time i packed up and met with another interested buyer the next day on this next post op makes furniture quick friendly hint before you try negotiating an artisan down on their costs be sure you know what you're talking about for example when i price a slab table at 800 bucks that's because i'm taking into account the cost of the raw materials of the slab the raw materials and time it takes to fabricate custom legs any tools glue or sealer used in the project and lastly i'm accounting for the amount of time i spend working on the project to be clear i'm typically under selling because i'm still working on learning how to account for things like taxes and profit margins in my prices it doesn't matter if you know a guy who can do the job faster it doesn't matter if you know a place where you can get the slabs cheaper when you offer me less than half my asking price for slab furniture or any project really you're likely barely covering the cost of materials which translates to you telling me that you don't think my time is worth anything if you've found someone who can create a superior product for less money then go ahead and buy it from them i don't think it's unreasonable to charge you the cost of the materials and the time it takes to make the thing you want to buy from me that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content check out my podcast where i publish the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe 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Length: 16min 2sec (962 seconds)

Published: Mon May 03 2021