r/Choosingbeggars "All Teenagers Should Be Work Slaves!"

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welcome to r slash choosing beggars where a guy complains that he can't get free child slave labor hi a friend of yours named blank sold you my father civic and i'm trying to see how i can get the vehicle back because it's the only thing that i have of my father since he passed away 8 years ago i do have it here are some pictures i miss it so what would i have to give up to get my father's baby back it's not for sale but money talks make an offer you know how much these things are going for now it was my father's that's why i was asking for it because it has sentimental value to me it's the only thing i have left of my father also the only money i have is fifteen hundred dollars sorry bro can't help you i recently got offered six thousand dollars and i turned it down that's my father's car so you're telling me i can't have my father's car back that's not right man just saying you'll regret it like the man passed away and that's all my father left for me i wouldn't have bugged you if it didn't mean a lot to me but it does and i have pictures that it was mine before you had it i can't do anything for you good luck wow okay fine i'll call my lawyer then you asked for this not me because the will has the car in my name so keep playing me sure let me know if you need my info for your lawyer all right let me get this straight this guy's father died eight years ago and in the will he left this choosing beggar a car that he no longer owned and then 8 years later this guy messages op expecting him to just hand over his car selling highly adjustable comfy office chair for 40 bucks would you take 20 bucks and does everything work well everything works it's only been listed for an hour so the price is firm at 40 bucks for now okay i'm a senior and i'm on social security with a fixed income and i'm a graduate student with 280 thousand dollars in student loans at 7.6 interest i understand but i have a lot of health issues and i can only pay a certain amount you think that's bad try going to college for four years and then grad school for two years only to sit around to make youtube videos all day like yeah i get it 280k in student loans is a lot but theoretically this guy's degree is still useful do do any of you people care that i have a bachelor's degree or a master's degree nope i don't think so so that was 6 years and a lot of money down the drain is anyone giving away cheap generation 2 airpods with charger and original casing unsealed under 10 or preferably free or if not can anyone give me a free disney plus account both are for my daughter's 12th birthday i promise them to her and if she doesn't get them then she'll cry thanks selling call of duty video game for 15 bucks hi is this still available yes okay is it for xbox one yes ma'am okay is there anything wrong with it no ma'am it works fine okay can you deliver unfortunately i can't i apologize okay but i live over by such and such school and i can give you 20 bucks i mean i don't even have my license the dmv has been packed for months so i haven't been able to get it okay well is there any way that you could get an uber i'll give you 25 if i get an uber i'd be spending more money taking an uber than i am selling the game for okay but i'm willing to give you 25 let me see what i can do and i'll get back to you okay sounds good just let me know so it would cost about 35 bucks to get there and back okay because i can only do 25 bucks in cash right now please can you i really want the game i understand unfortunately i don't have a car so it's not like i can make it over to you okay well can you please just do 25 and i'll buy it from you today how can i get it to you you can drop it off please i don't have a ride uber please it costs 35 to get an uber okay well what about a taxi let me check okay yeah same thing it would be like 30 bucks okay so can you sell it to me for 25 i would spend more money getting the game to you than how much you would give me for it okay fine it's okay then bye finally finally what i don't know what's so hard for you to understand that i don't have a ride and i'm not going to spend more money delivering the game than you giving me money for it hello i'm contacting you about your german shepherd puppies on akc marketplace good evening how are you i'm good i would like to discuss the price i can get a german shepherd for 200 bucks your price is too expensive i'll pay 400 when can i pick up the puppy if you can get a german shepherd for 200 bucks go get one for that health testing good breeding and breeder support costs money in the end you always pay whether you're paying now or paying in medical bills or a broken heart later good luck and take care your puppies aren't even cute kill yourself you greedy grunt they're cuter than you huh what a stupid insult there's literally no such thing as an uncute puppy as an employer why shouldn't i be able to hire teens for free what the f else are they gonna do during the summer months me hiring them for free and maybe me receiving a stipend from the government for doing so means that i'm keeping teens off the street it keeps the crime rate down and prevents drug addiction in the future f this nonsense these kids are also getting experience i'm effing educating them out of my pockets yes i was fine today for not paying my staff a wage and i'm effing pissed this this dude genuinely expects the government to pay him to keep child slaves like why can't you hire teens for free because it's illegal you see what happened is we as a society got together and agreed on these things called laws about things that we shouldn't be allowed to do like you know let's not murder people let's not steal babies and of course let's not exploit free child labor and the best thing about this is even if he were allowed to do it how does he expect to ever get teams to come to his place and work for free not only is it unpaid labor but he's clearly a terrible boss so why not just stay home and play minecraft all day selling refrigerator for a hundred dollars will you take 60 dollars no if you then cry me a river no thank you girl at least i don't have to draw on my eyebrows the f at least i have a fridge op that's cold unlike this guy's food internship posting time commitment 10 to 12 hours per week salary unpaid description prosper georgetown is a non-profit organization whose mission is to harness the power of a living wage to drive prosperity for workers local businesses and the overall economy of georgetown as our marketing intern working with prosper georgetown board members you'll manage our online presence and digital marketing efforts to build awareness about prosper and our mission so to be clear this organization wants to hire a unpaid worker for a nonprofit that's trying to fight for a living wage down in the comments we have this post from afraid ice a friend of mine worked at a food bank and earned so little money that she qualified to use the food bank and then beneath that another story from ambitious shine i worked at a place that once a year paid us to go to a corporate seminar where they talked to us about how low-wage workers couldn't make enough to survive on then they passed out donation slips that would be deducted weekly from our paychecks we were low-wage workers being asked to donate to low-wage workers on this next post op went on a few dates with this girl and he picked her up every time and paid for everything including zoo tickets in a high-end restaurant then after their third date where he asked her to pay for a sandwich she sent him this yeah i see what your limit is my ex paid for everything for four years straight i'm not gonna get with a guy worse than my ex i can do better than that down in the comments i love this reply from external ad bro just pay for both sandwiches and eat them both what's so hard please help me hello i'm in need of some help so i need someone to review my 175 000 word manuscript i'm a newbie it's my first time writing anything and honestly i'm hoping to make it into one of those 10 part series like harry potter i'm not good at editing so i'll need someone to edit it for me so i don't like traditional publishing they won't recognize the greatness of my work and probably deny me for its length so that's non-negotiable as such i'll need someone to do the cover art marketing promotion be my agent and preferably they'll all be the same person i'm a little tight on money so i'll need to keep all the royalties you'll understand please please please dm me if you're interested i can't figure out what's more delusional here the fact that this person expects someone to just work for free or that they think that they'll actually get royalties our next reddit post is from rozora for context i do volunteer work at a pet shop and a vet we live in a very rural area we quite often give dogs treats and on occasion we'll give away cans of food for free if they're getting close to their sell by date this morning a lady came in with a very large doggo and he was the sweetest guy ever he was a burmese mountain dog and quite a big one both the woman and the dog were covered in mud and the dog seemed to be very tired we let the dog sit down and have a few chewy snacks while the lady looked around the shop with some of the cute animals the dog seemed pretty hungry and i assumed they had been on a long walk and he wanted a break so we offered the lady some hot chocolate and told her that she's welcome to stay inside in the warm for as long as she wants she asked if we could give her dog some proper food because he would still be hungry on his way home with just snacks but she doesn't have any money on her he's a big dog and apparently they've walked five miles so sure we don't mind it's easy to assume that you're going for a short walk and then get carried away so i try not to judge her for bringing her own lunch for him things happen things get forgotten the dog shouldn't have to be hungry all afternoon because of that i go get a can of our own store brand dog food forum and just as i'm about to open it she stops me and asks if we have any pedigree or irons we do but those cost more than our store brand stuff so we don't just give them away for free i tell her the price of those cans and she seems grumpy but she accepts the cheaper can her dog is very happy and doesn't seem to care that it's not the fancier stuff naturally because she's a choosing beggar she then takes an entire handful of treats from the jar too that's fine whatever then she proceeds to go into her car which is parked right outside a few hours later just before i left work for the day i saw her coming back in now clean and mud free and i overheard her talking with my colleague about getting the price of a store brand can deducted from a more expensive can she didn't seem like the kind of person who was in any financial difficulty she was wearing a rather expensive brand of hiking gear and her car was a pretty nice one she clearly had enough money to be feeding her own dog it's not a particularly dramatic story but it's still pretty eye-roll worthy feed your own pets people and if someone does you a favor don't keep pushing them for freebies and discounts selling samsung akg vl5 smart speaker will you take 50 pounds it's for my dying grandma no money ain't everything yeah i know 80 pounds that's my grandma's pension for the whole week tell her to look for a cheaper speaker then so obviously this kid is just lying to get a better deal on the speaker but can you imagine that actually being her dying wish little timmy come closer i'm going to die soon but before i go my one and only hope in the world is to get a samsung akg vl5 smart speaker here's 80 pounds our next credit post is from misery i'm moving out of state so i'm selling almost everything my wife and i posted our first garage sale online and we had a decent turnout with garage sales not everything sells and we had to cancel the last two days because of an emergency so we still had 75 of our stuff on monday a guy rings our doorbell and says i miss the garage sale can i see what you have maybe i'll take something i specifically remember him saying take something because i thought to myself no you'll buy something i had time to kill so i opened the garage door and it was all still set up he pokes around and says yeah yeah there's really no value here so i'll just take it off your hand so you don't have to get a dumpster what i tell him that i'm having another garage sale since the first was interrupted by an emergency he says okay i'll give you 50 bucks for everything but you gotta help me load it was at that point that my lousy day kicked in and i very unpolitely said dude you gotta get the f out of here i'm not giving you anything he then pointed at my vintage fishtail coca-cola signs that had a price tag of 200 bucks on it and asked two books my response was for you 500 now get the f out of here as he slunk away he said something like have fun filling a dumpster with all that trash i'm not feeling anything the local teen center will come and take it for free to fill their second hand store i can understand wanting to get a deal but this type of stuff is just so over the top down in the comments we have the story from sophie mommy i had a brand new unopened box with a tube of dessatin which is for diaper rash keep in mind that this was factory sealed never used and it's worth about three to four bucks i was selling it at my garage sale with a 50 cent price tag this lady actually walked up picked it up and tossed a dime on the table i nixed that sale immediately that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content check out my patreon where i publish extra episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day little timmy oh i actually made myself cough there ah excuse me sorry nathan oh
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Length: 15min 28sec (928 seconds)
Published: Wed May 12 2021
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