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welcome to our slash choosing beggars where an employer is looking for literal slave labor we're hungry enough we're looking for road kill any fresh hit deer on the south end of the island let us know i'm disabled we're artists and we haven't had work for more than a year all of my art that's in the galleries are stuck this year we're starving i've lost a lot of weight current stress has made my broken spine hurt more recently too we eat only fresh organics wild greens fruits berries meats and have had very little and such a harsh year thanks anyone that helps us down in the comments i'm going to read this post from record culos send help see restrictions terms and conditions apply hey could you stop messaging me we don't even follow each other would you be interested in doing some promotion for us no thank you fu gtr sucks ferrari is better well you're about to get some free promotion no way i'm just messing with you you've grown a lot brother good stuff yeah you're definitely getting some free promotion but not the type of promotion you're expecting welcome to r slash choosing beggars buddy on this next post op is an artist and they did a free art raffle hi congratulations you're one of the winners let me know what you would like me to draw oh great let me think can i have a color shaded picture of blank and blank dressed up as phoenix wright and mile edgeworth respectively and have blaze screaming objection like in the show hi just to let you know this raffle was for a bus drawing of a single character only i can draw your ideas a separate commission though if you like but it said i can choose what i want hello sorry i had to take the dog out this is the original post it states this is for a bust color sketch and they include a screenshot of the post that reads hey guys i've been bored lately so since i reached 4 000 followers i figured i'd have a raffle for some free sketches this is for a bust style color sketch of your character to enter just be following me retweets are appreciated though in the other post it says anything the other post was a reminder about the raffle and it linked to the original post i don't want a single character though can you please draw it anyway it's for my friend's birthday well i can draw him for the free sketch if you want or i can take a commission for the two characters but i'm not gonna draw a two character color commission for free sorry no you are legally required to draw what i want because i won uh no i'm not if you start threatening me or something i won't hesitate to block you no now i want three characters or i'll post about you and you will not get any more followers and you'll be banned and then op shares a conversation with another contest winner hi do you think i could get a pin instead since they're the same price i would like the one of the possum hi sorry these are for sketches only also i don't have any in stock also i would have to charge for shipping isn't there one on the board you posted yeah that's the one i kept for myself sorry i'm not giving it away whatever the sketch isn't worth it give it to someone else i mean it was free but as you wish and then they unfollowed the artist requirements to be my girlfriend version 2.0 one must have decent boobs two must have a muscular butt three must have abs four must have nice hair five must work out regularly six must have no debt seven must have no bad tattoos 8 must have no kids 9 must be between 18 and 40 years old 10 must have thick muscle thighs 11 must be pretty 12 cannot have guy friends 13. i have to check her phone once a week i must be present when she hangs out with her girlfriends and no girls nights out 15 must have a decent job 16 must do everything i say 17 has to call me every day 18. must cook me dinner 5 nights a week 19 must come with me on dates 20 must do nice things for me 21 must give me a nice gift at least once a month 22 having kids must be an option 23 must help around the house 24 must help with the finances to a degree 25. must ignore guys who talk to her besides me 26 must put me first 27 must have nice muscular calves 28 must dress well 29 must act feminine 30. intercourse at least 3 times a week 31 must hang out with me as much as possible 32 must treat me like a king 33 what i say goes i know best 34 must not be a feminist 35 must respect me 36 must give me hugs and kisses every day despite how long this list is i think he forgot a few 37 must be okay with this giant mountain of red flags 38 must be okay with complete and total misogyny on this next post some dude hit op's parents car and op was trying to negotiate with the guy to work out a payment plan okay well before i tell my parents do you have a proposal of what we can do to figure this out because it's probably not going to be cheap to fix because it's a nice car i know a lot of people don't care for art but honestly i'm a fine artist and it's what i'm best at my medium of choice is singing rapping fashion photography and video i know it's not a tangible benefit which a lot of people don't like but maybe i can write an apologetic song and direct a video to it dedicated to your parents personal enjoyment if they think it's good enough maybe they could let me off the hook i think i'm pretty good at what i do so let me know what they think thanks and whatever money i make from the song could go towards them but i don't really think i'll make that much because no one really knows me so i shouldn't have run that red light your car wasn't in my line of sight but luckily this poem is tight so i don't have to pay you now right wanna help me with my rent i can barely afford to pay my own well seriously you live in pittsburgh and have a full-time job people full of excuses are getting deleted which means you i'm going to be homeless okay well it's been nice talking to you over the last few years i mean it i wish you well so her stance is people who don't give me free money are getting deleted from my phone yes please delete me immediately hi i'm a teen influencer with 47.2 000 tick tock followers and i get 100 000 views per video most of my audience is 14 to 7 year olds and we would love your jewelry and t-shirts i want to collab with you by advertising your products to help your business grow if you send me three of your most expensive items in your store i'll make a tick tock video about them i hope to hear back from you hi there the best way that you can support a small business is by purchasing from it i clicked on your tick tock and it seems like you get 200 views per video and your followers are 12 years old unless your 1 000 tick tock followers with no forms of currency can help you pay off my student loans please stop asking small businesses for free stuff thanks clown i've said it before and i'll say it again if you have to beg you're not an influencer op must get a lot of these messages from wannabe influencers because here's another that op posts i'm obsessed with your brand i have a lot of followers on tick tock 49 49.7 thousand and i would love to collaborate and model your stuff my tick tock is blank and i get 40 000 views per video and 2 000 likes per photo on instagram i can really drive up sales so what you can do is send me your pink butterfly necklace and earrings set and i'll model it hi we have an offer for influencers where you can purchase something from our store and get a discount code for your followers if just 12 people purchased using your code will refund you the money thank you it's too expensive i don't want them anymore man that really gives you a sense of just how much influence these influencers really have if you can't even influence a dozen people to buy something then what are you really influencing news article today we're taking the name karen back domino's is giving away free pizza to people named karen then a reply from an honest to god karen i don't like dominoes though karen that is the most caring thing someone could have possibly written there bravo hey if you weren't informed by mike it's mine and christian's wedding next month if you're buying us gifts the requirement is to buy us gifts above 250 dollars for either me or christian so what you're saying is that you want something over 250 dollars yep well then don't expect me coming we have beer cocktails cake well then you're losing out because we have so many people here that have confirmed an added bonus that you may not have realized is that it's probably the case that the reason this choosing beggar texted op was because the choosing beggar was too cheap to send out wedding invitations so i'm not sure what the exact price of wedding invitations are i'd guess maybe like five bucks or so per invitation so this choosing beggar is too cheap to spend five bucks on an invitation but expects 250 dollars in free stuff from each person how many likes for free shoes 1 million in 10 minutes f you you realize the stuff in my store is over 400 and i don't need exposure f off and stop begging down in the comments i'm gonna read this post from palace in wonderland the choosing beggar asks how much for a new car the car salesman says 27 thousand dollars if you on this next post op is selling a custom shirt and someone posts any chance i can get this for free if not then i'll be taking my own life you have until august the 2nd 4 30 p.m eastern standard time smiley face so at the time of reading this post august 2nd was a couple of weeks ago so i guess see ya hey i saw your profile and i was wondering if you could sort my company out with some design work this would take about a month and would involve you joining us as a part-time employee would you be up for something like that this is kind of a long post so i want you to remember the next sentence i'm about to say you'd be rewarded handsomely for it feel free to contact me at blank gmail.com hey i saw your dm on twitter and i'd be happy to join your team what exactly does the design work entail how long would i be working for exactly and are there any legal issues i'd have to work out i'm based in ireland and i'm wondering how i'd be taxed or if i'd be eligible to work without a residence permit we're glad to hear that to answer your questions the design work consists of giving our company a comprehensive rebrand this includes logos company materials etc you'd be cooperating with our managerial staff on a daily basis the contract would run until the end of the month after which your services would no longer be needed it's quite a great deal of work so i recommend you work full 9 to 5 days on our time schedule to ensure fluid cooperation as for legal issues tax shouldn't be an issue you won't have to register for anything as there won't be any tax okay that sounds good to me however i just have a few concerns about the tax although i don't live in the us i'd appreciate not having the irs on my tail as my life already has enough problems are you sure the tax situation is okay i think you misunderstood this is an unpaid position as you're benefiting from the valuable experience you gain which is so hard to come by these days i hope you're still interested in this job so you want me to work nine to five for a time zone that's at least five hours behind mine for a full month with zero pay you gotta be kidding me so this choosing beggar described this job as a part-time job which will handsomely reward the employee meanwhile it's a full-time job that requires you to wake up at 4 00 am and work for free for a month the picture is for attention i'm looking to buy a car that needs no work if possible for 2500 looking for a bmw mercedes-benz porsche if it's an suv that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content then be sure to check out my podcast where i publish the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 13min 33sec (813 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 28 2020