r/Choosingbeggars "BUY ME BUTT IMPLANTS!"

welcome to r slash choosing beggars where someone expects op to pay for their butt surgery hey ariana queen i just need characters for my game all the same art style of course and i've got a description of the characters but i need someone dedicated who won't just give up after like five minutes and take a break for like a day it pisses me off no sleep until you feel you've achieved something at least you know anyone effing hell you'll get credited as well so don't be a [ __ ] imagine i've been coding this whole game but i'm awful at drawing so i can't put the characters in but cool whatever cheers for the effing help i don't care if i ping you guys you all are snakes someone help me if you're a real one at everyone and then after she pings the entire discord server someone else replies if you're looking for an art designer check instagram i'm sure there's plenty of creators who will accept a commission from you discord isn't the best place to look in my opinion thank you amber at least someone is helpful but instagram people will charge me money that i don't have well of course art takes time and exposure and credit isn't enough to pay the bills of an artist nah i found two people who would do it for free but they're not dedicated enough like they don't care enough about it you know some people do it just for hobbies hopefully i can milk someone for free and no homo man imagine you're actually a nice enough person to just give someone free work and then they rag on you because you went to sleep without finishing the free project it's like lady i'd sleep just fine this next post is a comment on an author's facebook ad this book is overpriced at 3.99 on kindle the author replies that's actually below the average price for an e-book at the moment but all of my books are also available in libraries if you prefer libraries if open would be the last place i choose a book from being visually impaired the kindle offers an ideal solution why not try the 99 cents introductory price then i'd probably follow you as an author this is my job and my career choosing beggar it feeds my family if you don't value books and 3.99 for a year's worth of work is too much for you then you can borrow kindle books from the library for free i know i know sometimes i joke about how for choosing beggars free is too expensive but this literally just happens this guy complained that four dollars was too expensive it's not by the way and when the author is like sure you can get it for free at a library he's like well you know what that's just not good enough him is anyone gifting a fully working 55-inch tv or bigger mine just broke so now i have a thick black line down one side i needed asap or my kids are gonna go crazy without a tv i would need delivery too because i don't have a car and the only person i could have borrowed a car from has just left thank you in advance from a very desperate single mom then someone replies you'd have to be really lucky if anyone is gifting a tv you'd be lucky to get a 32-inch never mind a 55-inch gotta try why 55-inch or bigger surely if you're that desperate you'd accept anything right because that's what we're used to if anyone's offering can you let me know and someone else replies and me hello furry boob artist i would like free hot boobart no payment exposure only draw me a hot catwipe with big boobs only hot titted boob only no homosexual boob only i'm dying soon i need breast boobie furry art to live i'm guessing this is just like a troll or a jokester instead of an actual choosing beggar but i had to include it anyway because honestly kid same i also need big boobies to live message received from fortnite gamer 2009 pop what do you think the odds are that 2009 indicates this person's birth year meaning this person is what like 12 years old or something hello are you the person selling the gaming pc i'm interested yeah it's an i5 7th generation gtx 1060 with 16 gigabytes of ram computer my asking price is 700 bucks but i could do 600 bucks if you got the cash today okay listen man i need that computer because i need to make a fortnight youtube channel so i need the pc delivered free but don't worry i'll give you a shout out if you don't i'll call and you'll get arrested give your mom her phone back but why please good computer i shout you out or else hello no bro do it now i beg you or i'll call 9-1-1 and they'll cuff you if you don't give it now answer okay i guess the cops will arrest you answer all right yeah i'd say this kid's definitely 12 years old selling custom scooter for 400 bucks cool is 25 okay it was 800 bucks brand new bro all it is is metal and plastic and rubber put together 25 is more than enough seriously dude twenty five dollars is more than enough you're a pulse gaming children what op just offer him 25 bucks for his car after all it's just metal plastic and rubber right wow that artwork is so effing cool i would love to get a print your page is really cool i keep wondering if i should get a copy of anything i couldn't resist with this one omg thank you that's so nice i'm very glad do you have a size that you prefer to be in i think medium will do yeah medium will do i have to pay my bio literally says dm to buy prince oh lmao people actually pay you for that is there anything you're handing out without payments oh yeah absolutely and then opie sends the choosing beggar a picture of her middle finger our next post is from hashedpony i'm a photographer based in a tiny country in europe and while i've had my fair share of can i have a discount why can't you photograph for me when i do a collab i had a client recently who went an extra mile on the crazy highway i shoot intimate portraits which means that people are usually wearing none or very little clothing i got an inquiry from a client who wants to get a quote i walk her through the process and let her know what's included in the shoot which was x amount of photos and album and makeup service she agrees to it pays the retainer and signs the contract where it specifies everything that's included in the shoot how much she has to pay and when there's also a disclaimer that says to read the contract carefully cue the weirdest question i've ever been asked as a photographer can you buy me a swimsuit for the shoot um sorry no i don't have a client closet yet maybe in the future oh okay well i was interested in maybe getting a butt lift can you do that for me what no i'm a photographer i don't know the first thing about butt lifts i can ask a friend of mine who provides that service though i'm sure she'll be happy to help you i give the client my friend's number thanks while you're at it can you get me a temporary tattoo for my lower back will your friend be with us in the studio so i can get my butt lifting tattoo i sigh heavily already dreading the day of the shoot i do not provide that type of service all you've paid me for is the photos the album and the makeup service that's it everything else is not included also if you're really serious about these procedures you have to get them done way ahead of time they require surgery so your skin won't be ready for the shoot at all oh okay well can you at least make my butt bigger in the photos i sigh because she clearly didn't read my photoshop ethics in the contract i can do some changes however i can't do anything extreme because that's against my editing ethics as a photographer the shoot is scheduled to be a month later and i just hope that things don't get more ridiculous than this so i can sort of understand the entitlement right some people just for whatever reason thinks the world revolves around them but who in their right mind thinks that they can get surgery and the same day look good enough for a photo shoot on this next post op is giving away a free air conditioner hi is this really free is it still available it's still available and yeah it's free because i can't carry this 120 pound thing by myself lol but there's another person who messaged me before you did so let me give her the opportunity first and i'll get back to you let's keep our fingers crossed okay i'm a single mother and i could really use it right now can i have it hello i'll give the other buyer the opportunity until tomorrow and if i don't hear back from her it's yours okay she hasn't responded to my messages in a few hours so i'm cautiously optimistic okay i'll be around as i said before it's like 120 pounds so it's gonna require some serious muscle okay and then the next day the choosing becker sends hello hi there good morning how are you i haven't heard back from the other buyer since yesterday so yeah it's yours okay when do you think you could drop it off as i said before it's pickup only i'm disabled can you just come drop it off i'm like 140 pounds and this thing is like 120 pounds there's no way that i can bring it to you lol that's the whole reason behind my free air conditioner post but i can't come to you okay no problem i'll just let the third person who contacted me no thanks for your interest no i still want it let me see what i can do okay it's still yours until tomorrow i found someone who could pick it up can you pay him 20 dollars when he gets there no hi is anyone here giving away a free new or like new chrysler 200 from the year 2015 to 17. my 16 year old daughter turned down 3 000 for a new vehicle because the car that her grandpa was trying to sell to her was pretty sucky also i needed asap thanks then someone replies you need to leave now this group is not for this it's for people who are actually in need of financial help if you'd actually read most posts here are about people who usually don't have enough money to even buy a full meal maybe you should rename your group you're giving people false information i thought this was a support group then the person replies idiot man i remember my first car my grandma gave it to me actually it was a two-door metro geo and it was a piece of garbage but hey i still took it because it was a free car so how am i gonna complain about that as a small restaurant owner i come across people that belong in this sub every day but this one really got to me this dude i know was pissed off that he didn't get any extra food with his order so he came down to my restaurant to tell me in person granted when things were normal i would throw in a couple of extra wings or fries for regular buds on a busy night it was common practice but things are obviously different these days my profits are stretched even thinner so no more freebies at the very least way less freebies this dude is also in the industry so he should know this i explained this to him and he said it was messed up and next time to please make sure it's worth my while seriously i told him to just not bother ordering anymore until he figures out why he's being such a douchebag man imagine seeing your friends struggle with a failing business and then trying to get freebies out of them smiley face hope your day is going excellent thanks hey there i'm not trying to be disrespectful but i just wanted to let you know that i think you're incredibly handsome with an even more attractive personality i've had my eye on you for a bit i asked alex about you and he said a lot of good things about you that resonated with me which got me even more intrigued would you at all be interested in getting to know me on a deeper level we can grab a bite and some drinks if you're interested my treat if not i completely understand and i can take a no haha just let me know lol you're like five foot eight and a nurse too short for me and you work a woman's job we're not compatible smiley face oh you can still take me to dinner though as friends wait what's bad about being a nurse nurses are valued by society and with the pandemics some of them are pulling in over six figures can i see your rabbits please yeah sure when i get home i'll take some pictures no i'm in in real life uh you can come over sometime if you want but one of my rabbits griffin just got neutered and i don't want him moving around too much i was actually thinking if you could bring them over here my daughter loved them so much dude you live in blank that's like 45 minutes away i am not driving that far please you know how my daughter hates long car rides do it for her friends i pretty much deserve it because i gave parsley to you wrong i took the rabbit parsley because you starved him half to death if you want to see him come over here okay b word that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content check out my podcast where i publish extra episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Id: Xuh6nHXzpMo

Length: 14min 10sec (850 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 18 2021