r/VaxxHappened | Why Don't My Legs Work Karen?

unvaccinated body exists near extinct and easily preventable diseases it's free real estate welcome back everyone it sure has been a while hasn't it so I thought I would return with one of my favorite classics some good old VAX happened vaccinations cause autism anyone with half a brain that one discredit a doctor who published a fraudulent paper this sign is up in my baby's doctor's office I'm a half-assed tempted to wipe it off when I leave never ask Google over medical advice you will go from a mild headache to clinically dead in 3 clicks well I have a mild headache right now so let me just crossing my fingers here alright everyone I pay attention here I'm going to introduce you into a new subreddit our slash do vaccines cause autism comprehensive discussion on whether vaccines cause autism and the only post now that is all moms against vaccines they hope it's the satire community I'm just trying to understand why would the government lie about such a thing just wondering control please elaborate now Larry cook a fine individual he says gritting his teeth shaken baby syndrome and SIDS or sudden infant death syndrome is deplorable fake news used to cover up vaccine induced injury and death hashtag stop vaccine mandates ah yes because violently shaking it infant aka child abuse is now officially a vaccine injury normal people sony anti-vaxxers why why is my son con me 1985 by 2019 we're gonna have flying cars and be able to take a vacation on mars Oh Mia 2019 let's go over this again the earth is round vaccines work Nazis are bad and it's not a good idea to make your child drink industrial bleach Jack the time traveler hi mom and dad I don't vaccinate my kids [Laughter] Rick Pescatore I could get in a lot of trouble for telling you this but it's actually the lollipops we give you after the vaccines where we hide all the toxins what a [ __ ] he's actually admitting that there are toxins oh boy this is gonna pop up in a comment section somewhere oh yeah well I once heard a doctor admit that there are toxins they're just in the lollipops you idiots oh great unvaccinated versus vaccinated eczema neurodevelopmental disorders ADHD autism learning disabilities allergies the truth about who's healthier yeah except there's one minor detail the artist for a guy to make this one a ghost ah over my child's dead body well boy do I have news for you with three unvaccinated adult children and three unvaccinated granddaughters all extremely healthy I will continue to question everything I put in my body as they will there is plenty of evidence to show us that playing God with the human body and with our planet is dangerous the human body is self developing self maintaining and self healing it needs no help just no interference and yet you are wearing glasses in your profile pic I skipped my vaccinations and all I got was this measly shirt frickin budget rickshaw over here ASAP Sveta factors the comments section unfortunately most of you sound like uneducated fools how long have you spent researching a vaccine do you trust the pharmaceutical industry holy Sh they are showing their research in the video that's the point ads Satan vaccinate your king kids the kids section down here is getting too busy Jesus Christ it's true kids that could be vaccinated but aren't all go to hell it's not that they're bad it's just that way sure is don't want a measles outbreak in heaven some random Karen do you trust vaccines now literally ever one else what the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean yeah well this is pretty far for the anti-vaxxers to go over their claims I still think my favorite of all time is them claiming they're on the same level as Holocaust victims like look at this in Poland of all places anti-vaxxers again try to compare themselves to victims of the Nazi concentration camps you can't make this bit up I remember back in 2009 when my cousin's children were vaccinated for swine flu ironically they caught the swine flu while all my children who were not vaccinated were healthy and beautiful vaccines don't work prove me wrong hashtag anti Beck's hashtag vaccines are bad fix your grammar before you run around pretending to be educated Thanks your yeah fix you our grammar people who tell me I shouldn't drink lava the media people who lie the media conclusion I am going to drink lava I'm a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava get a load a big geology trying to impress the voice of the people teach the controversy drink the lava this is how you anti-vaxxer sound if you couldn't quite get the joke hard-hitting notice in my doctor's surgery do you say sorry not vaccinating your kids leaves them vulnerable to disease their whole lives when your daughter gets rubella when pregnant how are you going to explain that you chose to leave her at risk what will you say when she calls you and tells you if she has cervical cancer because you decided that she wouldn't need the HPV vaccine what do you tell your son when he breaks the news to you that he cannot have kids thanks to the bumps that he got as a teenager and what do you say when he gives influenza to his grandma how do you explain that she won't be coming home from the hospital not ever do you tell them that you didn't think these diseases were that serious that you thought that your organic home-cooked food was enough to protect them do you say sorry hey I kids can you say yeah oof dad why do I have polio when you were little the Internet and your mom's yoga instructors said that vaccines cause autism anyway sorry your legs don't work it's amazing that people think that simply listing the ingredients of vaccines is a persuasive argument that they are dangerous ingredients of all-natural blueberries oh my god let's see how methionine it has meth in the name that must mean it's bad oh my god I can't even pronounce half of these they must all be poison wait a minute what's that that I see in there hexane Oh Oh God that must be what does the homosexuality oh my god another meth in gradient and fresh air what are they doing to our children well the best way to fight conspiracy is with an even crazier conspiracy theory here we go fourth year med student reporting in had a rotation with the pediatrician where we end up in a classic encounter with an anti vaccination parent this lady was a conspiracy theory of magnet she casually mentioned everything from 9/11 to chemtrails of course she loved the idea of the vaccine conspiracy as well opting to not protect her one-year-old to stick it to big pharma I relate all this to my attending after my exam I would see the patient first gather history and do my exam to present to my attending physician he got this sort of lazy smirk on his face that screamed watch this we go back into the exam room and we cover all the important bits of a well-child encounter growth charts behavioral milestones nutrition sleep and then we get to vaccines she lists approximately 15 reasons why vaccines are more dangerous than the disease they protect against in addition to the various evils of the pharmaceutical industry my attending listens quietly until she's done with her soapbox about one eternity later and then interjects with have you considered the possibility that anti vaccine propaganda could be an attempt by the Russians or the Chinese to weaken the health of the United States population in a moment of catastrophic cognitive dissonance I swear I heard a strange popping noise as her brain misfired it actually broke her the allure of the increasingly ridiculous conspiracy theory was just too strong she ended up agreeing to a modified vaccine schedule I was flabbergasted my attending just grinned at me in response to this day I'm not sure the medical ethics of the situation are totally palatable but goddamn the result was amazing why does everyone say that on backstage they're gonna just drop dead in a second that is a blatant lie and misinformation IMAX kids are going to be fine until they turn 30 or more and then they're going to catch chickenpox from some kid but their bodies won't be ready for the virus so they'll die slowly in a hospital with a painful rash burning up wishing they were dead but if they're lucky to survive and they'll have severe disabilities and scars for the rest of their lives have fun yeah from what I've seen in red chicken pox as an adult is just absolutely brutal if you want a fun time just Google a chicken pox as an adult versus chicken pox as a kid and just see how fun it gets my friend is a doctor he knows my son is vaccine injured he looked me dead in my face tonight and says and I quote I'll get paid an extra forty thousand dollars to fax named a hundred kids so I don't care I'm doing it I didn't even know what to say people like this are what is wrong in this world holy are they actually getting $40,000 to vaccinate a hundred kids I'm in the wrong profession if that's the case oh my god wait no last time there was a dr. oz there was a huge huge problem I should maybe take a step back guys I met dude soccer practice and carried keeps bullying me for being auntie VAX hashtag stop bullying wait what the did Kara just change teams healthy triplets all became autistic within hours of vaccinations once again demonstrating that vaccines cause autism the parents the McDowell family in Detroit Michigan have spoken out publicly against the horrific medical violence being committed against children every day across America through toxic vaccines the names of their three children pictured below are Ritchie Robbie and Claire all three children are vaccinated on the same day and within hours they all became severely autistic you know despite the fact that it takes several years for any signs of autism to actually show up and doubt that it would only take a couple hours for you to tell that infants have become severely autistic the most inexpensive biological warfare possible and it worked Russian trolls field anti vaccination debate and us by spreading misinformation on Twitter does this mean I can start blaming the minion memes on the Russian trolls now thank you for watching this abundance of misinformation I hope you enjoyed this video and whatnot I've got a new microphone and a new kind of desk top set up here so that's why there was a huge lay Amazon didn't ship and mounting brackets that sent me back about four days that was great anyways thank you for watching and I'll see y'all next time

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 376,708

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Length: 14min 36sec (876 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 22 2019