r/Blursedimages · fly smash window

oh why does this lamp look so sad that lamp is literally sitting there like all around me are familiar faces so first we'll take the blessed and then we'll take the cursed and when we combine them together we'll have blurst images what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your narrator david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash blurst images i'm sure you guys are ready for the video so without further ado let's go now it's true the axolotl was endangered but now we're the ones who are in danger welcome back to winnie the pooh and friends today we're gonna be making a nice delicious christmas ham now come here pinky now here's a nice illustration of a traffic collision report you see when you hit a deer this is the exact face that they put on why does it look like a character from regular show though i i just find that so hilarious hmm a baby and an adult if they were the same size using modern science 1951 oh oh gosh that is that is really creepy can you imagine if babies were human sized and they look like this they'd be walking around like that monster from the goonies ah i i'm just terrified ah yes the big i i don't know what you want me to say it's a big cactus demon summoning 101. oh boy the elves on a shelf have something planned this year oh this is cool i don't often see 4channers in the real world good to know they look exactly like i thought they would oh i get it it looks like a guitar right a white doughnut no steak wait no steak what are you talking about oh oh oh hell no you remember this mission from the game right well it's all run by vladimir putin hey you guys want to be in on a little secret the pope is actually the easter bunny i'm sure i just blew some minds right there let's see one two three four five and and 6. why do you have six fingers oh now this is the part of history they don't put in the textbooks you know before dogs dinosaurs were man's best friend i feel like this does not belong on blurst images i feel like this belongs on r slash hmm because i i'm staring at this corner piano and i'm just thinking to myself who on earth designed this thing honey why don't you pay enough attention to me jeez louise darling put one in the back of my head why don't you is that in poor taste survey says yes next meme throughout history sailors have mistaken beluga whales for mermaids because of their human-like knees i mean i can't blame them those those are very human-like beluga whale more like beluga babe you know what whoever drew this just just take a break from the internet alright you've earned it in fact it's mandatory melted snowman requires uh assembly oh man rest in peace to frosty i guess global warming finally got to him hey wait a second pepsi chips and lay's drink what does a lay's drink even taste like would it just be salt and vinegar that that's terrible and the mother of the year goes to anyone but this woman seriously that baby does does not look happy and i can't even see their face hmm okay well that's definitely not supposed to go there i mean really it looks like you just swapped the wasd keys with the arrows but yeah if you can't fix them back you should just get a new keyboard a one two three four deck the halls with fouls of holly fa la la la la la la la well i'll be the first to say that this is the weirdest roomba i have ever seen oh wait you know what i just looked further into this photo i think that's actually a roomba i think that's like just some skin you can put on the room but why would anybody do this this that's just weird you know at first i was kind of upset with how they redesigned snake but uh now that i played with him he's pretty badass my cousin's cat ate a wasp and i cannot breathe uh that cat is down bad poor cat but you know what it kinda looks like tigger honestly the resemblance is uncanny ah so we finally meet the competitor to juan senor antonio i don't know what do you guys think juan or antonio uh why does garfield look like a thanksgiving turkey i guess jon must have gotten really tired of garfield's antics this is what happens when you cut off a holy crusader guess you had to learn your lesson the hard way huh what have i done you made art my friend that's what you did kudos so mom kicks you out of the house and you're like mcdonald's has free wi-fi i can't even blame you this setup is pretty legit no view peripheral blocking eyewear hey miss mom you should probably stop that one kid from caving in that other kid's face i know you can't physically see it because you got your peripheral glasses on but you'll still get tried for neglect so uh yeah i'd go check on that kid ah you see now this this is the only smart watch i can respect you get it yeah i get it it's a fish cat what no it's a catfish seriously why do i even show you these memes oh this guy took his dog on the subway oh wait a second his dog took him on the subway yikes you see now wouldn't this make for an even better show i mean chess is impressive and all but come on connect four this makes the show so much more interesting hmm why can't i ever get blankets that are long enough oh okay that that makes sense alright class so who can find the length of x i mean to be fair the best person to teach the pythagorean theorem would be a triangle so kudos to this teacher okay a cat with like 72 legs now this is some blurs content i mean offhand it seems a little cursed but you know you look at it for a while and you could think huh you know maybe that wouldn't be so bad i mean all in all they're still adorable huh let's see cat plus cat boxed boxed now you know i did the calculations and yeah this adds up early italian nuclear test 1957. ah just thank god we didn't get hit by one of these attacks it would have been like the doomsday of cloudy with a chance of meatballs huh i wonder where that smoke's coming from well you see your organs are starting a campfire that's also why you have heartburn huh let's see how do i narrate this one i guess i'll just try hey guys i'm here ah the pope has been shot sir are you okay up there in the building come on let's go all right freeze buddy where is he huh it's just toys ah mr potato head woody i expected so much more from you guys i mean buzz lightyear he was destined to shoot the pope but woody and potato head i'm disappointed oh now this is some a1 cosplay i mean obviously you recognize it but just for reference it's the spongebob and squidward rock oh and she even has squidward getting crushed by the rock that brilliant ah ma'am that that's not a microphone she's probably walking around sounding like okay so this might seem like a wacky costume but imagine if computer man was a real person he could probably like steal all your information instantly he could search the web for any information at the blink of an eye computer man would be awesome too bad he's getting arrested though okay bro you got a little too good with the etch a sketch okay my man is straight up playing doom now it's impressive all right but i'm almost certain that this level of skill is unhealthy speaking of stuff that's unhealthy the star wars characters with lego hair let's just be grateful that this is only photoshop and not the real thing because this definitely leans more curse than blessed now this on the other hand i just love this picture absolutely 100 blessed if you ask me this guy couldn't find a way to put on his cap with the hair he has so you know he made it work probably poke some holes had to make a custom hat i respect it okay so you take a pencil and you just keep drawing and then you get this now there is no need to make andrew jackson look any cooler than he does on the 20 bill andrew jackson was a monster you should have made him less cool but no you couldn't even do that hey girl you're looking so good today ah thank you you look good too oh my god twinsies oh why do they look like this well if this isn't the most convoluted bike handle i've ever seen that makes perfect sense turn right to go left yeah but why would you do this to yourself oh man you guys get that new game cyber hunk oh nah man i heard that game's quack get it instead of whack i said quack because it's a okay we're gonna move on so here we have his pose and the original i gotta say that this dude nailed it couldn't be better well okay he could have made this better if he had bought like original fursuits for each original cat but other than that it's solid you know kids there once were the twin towers of pisa and then everything changed when da vinci attacked ah man look at those lazy cops oh except for officer mittens no no no mittens is on the case he's like i've got you right where i want you punk kudos kitten i get it the bounty hunters looking at bounty toilet paper he said they're like hmm that's odd it says bounty but i can't find any information camping crocs with built-in survival tools so you have rope and a compass and also a dwindling sense of fashion no seriously if you go around wearing this you're gonna look ridiculous it's almost worth dying in the wilderness just so you don't have to wear these oh yeah a crusader body pillow it's got the power of god and anime on its side it's not gay if it's tsa yeah now go ahead and rub me up i feel like this creep just goes to tsa just to harass them the tsa see them and they're like oh man jerry's back guys hey what are you staring at is it my childlike body didn't anybody tell you it's rude to stare this looks like the coolest kid in an anime high school if he had aged 40 years before he attended his first day of school all in all it's a cool look fisher-price introduces happy hour playset includes pretend bar bar stools and beer bottles because what better way to engage your child's imagination than to dress them up and have them pretend to drink alcohol i mean truth be told that's probably where they're gonna go when they're 21 anyways so you might as well teach them young right no really is this right it feels kind of wrong you see this is part of the spartan battle they just don't tell you about you know everybody thought those spartan battles were like you know sword and shield and it was but nobody ever talked about the helicopter i mean how else did you think the spartans won wait did the spartans win i don't know it doesn't matter next meme ah yes the hammer of dnd uh you better hope you don't get hit with a solid 20. that's gonna do some damage so here we have melania melania melania and melania oh here we have beautiful mother uh oh mother nature says you oh well that's not pleasant at all huh usually you catch people staring at the painting but in this one the painting's staring at you and i mean to be fair can you blame them they're like defying the laws of logic just to check this woman out they're like hey i know we're still paintings but gosh darn look at her uh uh bojack horseman is this is this you you look weird man oh man this cyberpunk beta looks so cool i mean the graphics look so realistic seriously though is this like a gta vice city like knockoff thing i mean either way it's cool but still is it like a skin or something i don't know what this is but it's definitely not cyberpunk look we all like lego star wars but when you mix the live action with the legos things just get messy okay leave samuel l jackson alone the day amazon strikes back peace was never an option oh man this concert's so awesome hold up let me take a quick calculation uh don't you mean photo no why would i take a photo what am i some kind of weirdo see you know you're just putting your feet up you know you're just relaxing but uh your shadow tells a different story uh yikes sonic the hedgehog hey get it cause it's it's a hog made out of hedges do you get the joke blurst face swap look i'm sure you were trying to get the hulk but because i got your hand i'm just creeped out please please just delete this from the internet oh no oh this poor kid has uno but little does he know the other person with the cards is about to ruin his life god have mercy on this kid's soul jeez now if this seat doesn't scream true american then i don't know what will seriously is that a chair or a couch hey guys so if you're wondering why zack or cougar's videos are way higher quality than mine it's because they make their videos on their ultra deluxe microwaves i i just can't beat that technology so uh which door is the men's and which one's the woman's oh you know which one's the men's room and which one's the women's room just take a closer look the evolution of mario so we have all of these up to oh okay that that uh uh mario kind of switched up on us so this is why we don't have a shrek 5. apparently shrek and fiona went height beast on us and now are just flexing their stuff online oh man shrek you changed bro ah the punisher cat only a total badass could own this cat matter of fact this cat probably owns itself imagine trying to tell this cat what to do it's like i'm punisher i'll beat your head imagine trying to tell this cat what to do it'll probably look at you like no you use the litter box little beard what are you gonna do you're gonna step up to this cat no you're not you're gonna cower and hide in the corner like okay man just leave me alone i'm almost convinced this cat has guns so we're just gonna use the tongs here to grab the little donut ball i know it's just a perspective trick but honestly that's so cute jesus getting his nails done oh oh those nails jesus why would you want this to happen he's sitting there like oh yeah i like this color mark zuckerberg not gonna lie even in this 3d animation he looks more human than he does in real life it's just impressive at this point butterfly knife that's for chumps i use a butterfly fork dear lord we come together to say whoa hey hey hold up this is not what they meant when they said come together for christ jeez see cat you're perfectly fine with mooning us but when humans moon the cat then it's weird you know what wipe that concerned look off your face cat cause you've been doing this to humans for way too long take a look at this chainsaw it's power level is over nine thousand i don't know what inspired you to take this photo but i am so glad you did because this look this is precious you know what if we're being honest if eric andre was the host instead of murray the joker probably would have never shot up the place wow that fly must have really wanted to get out of that place this is like the superman of flies so here we have copy and then we have paste oh that's actually really sweet i like this hmm now how does somebody find themselves in this predicament sir they blew out our tank what do i do you're gonna have to improvise sergeant okay sir and then from that point on they're just rocking a donkey you know what solid move if there's one thing i know from the shrek movie it's that donkeys are very reliable so you draw the face on the balloon and when you blow it up it's uh oh oh it's it's just as tiny oh that's kind of a letdown donald duck ass destroyer doradorodora the destroyer i feel like this door would say something like hola i'm going to shove my boots up your ass uh don't you mean boot no boots come here oh god milf self storage anals oral buffet the die through the hoe depot and last but not least harm your neighborhood grocer ah so these are the stores the degenerates go to in fact i visit these places quite often okay okay what is this is this building like low on money like they can't afford bathrooms so they just create a hole ah this this is just a death waiting to happen what pineapple and if that wasn't weird enough the above it says sweetens up that well you can read it i'm not gonna read it but you can read it okay kids color in this picture but mrs williamson this is a picture from grand theft auto 5. that's right tommy now if you turn the page you'll get to color in somebody running over a prostitute have fun and before we end this vid this video is sponsored by portal portal the only game where you can suck your own uh oh oh oh no and with that everyone that's the end of our video uh just a disclaimer our video is not actually sponsored by portal and if it was they probably wouldn't want us to use that picture but anyways if you guys enjoyed the vid make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your narrator

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Length: 15min 50sec (950 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 06 2021