He Wants Your TEETH

okay time to figure out what's on this thing hey how's it going welcome back we're playing inscription and i know what you're thinking jack i've never heard of this game before and you know what i'ma be honest i hadn't heard of it either i only just found out what this game is and i'm incredibly intrigued by it because it's a very different kind of horror game nice getting retro feeling it i'm kind of into it you know have you guys ever played slay the spire basically what this is but extremely horrifying let's just jump into it i don't have a continue why can't i do a new game oh hi who are you another challenger it has been ages perhaps you have forgotten how this game has played maybe forgotten i don't even know allow me to remind you okay play the squirrel card all right now play your stoat ah all right so this costs one [Music] all right i'm gonna be honest with you right now i'm not the greatest at card games and strategy and that kind of stuff but i'm gonna try my best because i want you guys to be involved in this i want you guys to be scared so after all that's why we're playing it ring the bell to end your turn your stone stands unopposed the number on the bottom left is the attack power and the other is my defense got it nice your stone dealt me one damage i added it to the scale this is cool i like this you win if you tip my side all the way down oh your hand's so freaky got it got it my turn here here's your dang coyote you only got two attack power you ain't getting through this oh now you may draw from your deck or you may draw a squirrel i'ma draw a squirrel and then i must sacrifice both for a wolf whoa my stoke card talked to me the beast is sacrificed but not removed from your deck got it oh yeah oh yeah it's wolf time baby let's go again the choice a random card from your deck or a certainty of a score i'll go with a random card for my deck what do i got a river snapper well damn i can't play that oh getting scared are we well you're passing so i feel like you're just letting me win you've won this match they would all be so easy nice this is cool i like how freaky it is let me recall your story oh yes you were lost deep in the forest a single path revealed itself this is very like slide the spire two denizens of the forest approached you tentatively the caustic adder damage from its poison bite is always lethal um we only add one to your i kind of want to go with the otter because that seems cool to have a poison card what's this when a carrot bearing deciduous sacrifices does not perish ooh that's good you came across an abandoned sack you found a squirrel in a bottle breaking case of emergency [Music] okay we got some good items i mean i think i don't know the game you were ambushed while crossing some rough terrain oh you sacrificed me while i was sleeping it was the right play i get it maybe you'll help me i will play along for now oh god it sounds like papers please all of a sudden the easing order are watching oh i've got to get detained you may now see my moves ahead of time okay wait what does this do a carrot-bearing decidual will grow into a more powerful form after one turn on the board okay i need to put an end to that but you're gonna attack the boulder um okay i'll play you um i'm gonna work around the stump actually because if i get rid of this doesn't that just open up a lane for him to attack whereas now i can just focus on this one and then when he gets through this i'll do it here we go all right mr stone let's go excellent oh crap what's the bat do mind the ambitious wolf cub it ages swiftly um okay i'm gonna get another squirrel put you down here and then bring out the cat because the cat doesn't perish nice nice the airborne bat flies over creatures to attack directly oh no my bad flew right over your stone dang it okay uh let's put you down and then to play you we can sacrifice you and you then you don't go away well this is a terrible order that i've done this in but ah your bat's dead suck it bro and now you have to attack this but you're gonna kill it dang it okay go [Music] nice slowly but surely we'll whittle him down at least he's not able to attack me directly while we do this excellent excellent just keep drawing that squirrel baby i have you locked i have you locked in combat you cannot attack me i have the high ground you prevailed and tricked onwards past the bloody terrain nice this is so cool okay okay i'm into it okay i get a wolf or a sparrow i want them see you transform into something stronger but i want you because i want to be able to attack directly airborne stuff seems really good you stumbled into some strange stones in the mist he worked well to choose a worthy sacrifice one that will be lost forever that'll be lost forever um the cat why not wait no yeah pick me okay what happens if i pick you what an honor oh now you can't perish nice that's cool because now i'd be able to have a a relatively okay card on the board that doesn't perish whenever i try and sacrifice it so he stays on the board ready to attack oh god what is this behold my totem it inscribes my canine cards with the airborne sigil wait so now all your wolves are airborne he's completely insane you see that right no care for the rules pathetic really enough when he keeps me around to watch me suffer okay uh squirrel go and then stout uh yes but i don't want you to be well these are airborne so at least you're doing damage there yeah these guys are gonna do a lot of damage oh that sucks oh but now i can do this right i can sacrifice you without my wolf nice oh but am i dead oh not yet and then i can put down a squirrel and then i can play wolf i get it boom oh hurts to suck doesn't it let's go big baby oh ruined absolutely demolished destroyed how does it feel how does it feel huh this is my this is my windows impressive you may not survive this ordeal okay knock on wood oh wait you want me to win oh we got an elk a cat and a sparrow what's this it's like inspire a bonfire gives you health or lets you improve a card so maybe i can improve a card you came across a small group of survivors faces shrunken from starvation they huddled around a campfire they looked upon your group of creatures and beckoned come warm one of your creatures by the fire one said warm it by the fire that will enhance its power said another you notice one of the survivors wiping drool from their mouth ah so i can improve one get in there stoned buddy nice the fire wore the poor stout enhancing its power one of the survivors reached toward it another gnashed their teeth what a word you pulled the stone away from the fire and left get out of there you're gonna get killed if you stay there there's a way out for both of us it's somewhere in this foul cabin lisa's islander i will carry you to shreds oh okay what are these grand fur [Music] oh lord a four and a six oh he's gonna kill anything that i put in front of it um well let's get my stoat on the board for infinite sacrifices this spot you sure well yeah for now oh this is gonna hurt though oh the grand fur you can't attack above ah all right i need to get another thing on the board um [Music] oh this kind of stinks another oh god another grizzly bear oh i need a squirrel oh no i'm gonna lose that's it i'm just gonna lose that's all she wrote folks oh sweet lord oh sweet lord i don't know why i drew from there there's nothing i can play could use you let's just see what happens oh there's so many grizzly bears am i supposed to lose you've lost i was supposed to lose that right using this as a learning opportunity may be the only way to mitigate my disappointment get up get up from the table what [Music] fetch me the candlestick from atop the barrel outside the door dude that's so cool what do you look like i wanna see you oh there's gonna be some like secrets around here isn't there candlestick bring it here oh this freaky hand now sit back down let me explain something to you oh those are my lives those are two mistakes you can make here if you make another i will sacrifice you now where were we cool oh come on you have two health bars the trees seem to close in around you as a chill mist descended [Music] towards the prospector let's go he looks like tomater from cars nice oh i want to get a look at you um all right so squirrel has to go down what are you playing okay you can attack actually [Music] nice oh nice eggnog excellent oh not so excellent ouchie owie ow um what does the skunk do the creature opposing a car bearing this sigil loses one power okay that's pretty good uh the adder okay let's play a squirrel because those are free let's play another squirrel and then let's play the adder to oppose wait do i not have that right will you not kill him yeah you will nice a serpent perhaps more deadly than man oh i need to be careful um you lose one power so you can't kill him now excellent [Music] it's in it's an interesting mechanic to tip a scales so like we're tipping the scales back and forth so it's not like whoever reaches a certain number first so if he is me all the way down and then i do enough damage it comes all the way back so you could be in this like perpetual back and forth all the time really nice get out of here i hope you didn't think it would be that easy there's gold in them cards wait look good gold lobster gold you turned everyone into gold you're out of space there's no room for that card what do i do oh god oh god oh god wait do i not get anything for those come on man crap okay squirrel time um let me play a squirrel and a squirrel and then let me sacrifice both and [Music] let me take this one as well just for next time oh christ wait oh it's over anyway no no more gold for me oh jesus oh god what's happening oh he's so freaky you aren't dead yet this isn't purgatory though you may think of it that way before you expire i must ask a few a favor i would like a memento your very own death card it's quite plain at the moment isn't it you will work together to amend that i want this to be the perfect memento of you what do you mean here's some carrots from your mediocre deck hey i was given this deck i didn't exactly build it myself you can put them to good use please use a card to draw the cost from a cost of two blood from the river snapper and another this time i will use his power and health numbers ah okay so a wolf three power and two health from the wolf now choose a card from which to extract the sigils uh what did this do again when a card bearing decidual is played you will receive a random item as long as you have less than three items um i feel like airborne is pretty good isn't it because it just goes over everything so if i have three power that's airborne i never did ask for your name squanch there is now but one final matter on the portrait oh are you ready uh you do not need to smile oh okay did you get my good side at least here [Music] okay another challenger perhaps it is time perhaps you can understand bones you gain a bone when one of your creatures perishes for any reason oh god there's even more to this um okay i got a coin oh crap um i'll play you i think he's gonna get the attack off on me first right and kill this card we're in complete opposites of each other three damage is a lot i'll just put you here from the death creatures you gained a bone you will not lose this until it is spent where the battle ends okay only have one bone um yeah yeah like that um okay now i can play the opossum by the squirrel and sacrifice both let's play my wolf and then boom get two bones back and you're dead ah crap but man okay well this actually works out fine so yeah i win okay i was a little worried there for a second oh i forgot your figurine get up and fetch it for me oh i don't like you man why am i it's beside the safe why am i helping you do all of this whoa what is this is this what his next move is gonna be dude something's in the safe i don't think that's lightning is it oh dude i'm so intrigued by this a cockroach the unknown cockroach after dying the first rattler and a coyote four bones six bones i'm gonna cockroach i don't know what synergistically works together yet you know you're free to get up again to keep your blood flowing yeah get up stretch your legs it's good for you all right let's see what items we get a rock may get you out of a hard place a gust from this may lift your creatures into the air if only for a turn ooh so i can avoid all damage wait but if i lift them up into the air for a turn won't that mean that all damage just comes to me i'm put down a big stinky boulder ah there he is are you smart or something he usually doesn't okay bother teaching me about bones all right here's a tip i saw a past victim writing a pass code in the rule book and the rule book 273 273 can i get up 273. it okay um put you down and then sacrifice you and put you down and kill no you won't kill him you'll do damage at least okay okay wait you concede you may finish this match the slow way i'll take your olive branch what a wuss if you desire you may stand now it will allow me time to plan 273. i am no tyrant you may stand whenever the map is on roll it allows me to plan your next [Music] encounter but you keep your hands off my positions 2 7 3 2 7 3 2 3. um two seven three a stink bug oh hello i wasn't sure if i would ever escape that iron crypt it's is the stone around the stunted wolf this madness must end i have a hair in my mouth there's an eyelash see people always say oh it must be nice have big long eyelashes no they go in your mouth it sucks put that away and a key the key goes here okay well this just opened up way more problems what what what in the bloody hell i did it a skink i forgot i put that god there very well you may add it to your deck and i'll deal you one every so often okay nice now how about this one okay nothing is in the right place he said these two are wrong that's right oh so very close nice a worker ant formidable creatures those ants very well i will add them to your deck and make them available for future challengers cool more a caged wolf curious okay that's all these are fun i mean i'm kind of just trying and erroring it but i don't really see what other way you would do these okay i messed this up because now i don't know what went where okay you seem to be right you're not [Applause] nice oh without having met this wood carving is meaningless in time you will understand its power cool okay so i got all of those and this is the cage this is a caged wolf right here as well oh it's my car the little squange this is what i look like oh the in the inviolable inviolable i've never seen that word before under this attack you will draw a bee how how good are the bees though once a card bearing deciduous struck a b is created in your hand a b is defined as one power one health airborne no i want me i want squatch um i have too many items so i'm not going that direction uh let's improve a card oh god what is this plus two is it the same thing again can i do this too often that they'll like kill me whoa i have so many options um so this is health plus two does that mean it adds to health to whatever this is [Music] um maybe i should just make something like really strong make me really strong for hell 3 attack and airborne get out here before they eat me you again indeed a friend freed me well i basically told them how to do it you got a plan we have another friend here you've got to be i wouldn't call him a friend but i suppose we are in deep this time i like this a lot i like the sort of story that's unfolding here what does this do when an empty space would be struck a card-bearing decidual will move to that space to receive the strike instead so basically i can't attack empty spaces because these are all going to move into them well good because i need to destroy those quick total misplay oh well sorry i'm new to this okay shut up oh now he'll move into the space whoops maybe it was a misplay it would look like the scales are starting to shift mr shifty eyes eat it how brutal of you you dealt me more damage than you needed win however in my game such feats are rewarded to be precise tooths to keep for each extra damage dealt the trapper may be interested in your spoils interesting okay so that i get teeth um i can get a card or this is new i'm gonna go for the new stuff i want to i want to learn what it is you must make a different kind of choice now choose not a specific beast but decide the cost that you wish to pay so i can pay three and maybe get something better when in doubt middle it out i get i don't i don't know why i thought i would pay that i just okay [Music] what were you expecting i don't know honestly an adder is good though i like adders oh he was stopped along the way by a trapper looking to liquidate his belts there was something uncanny about his appearance but you are quickly distracted by your squares care to look at my pelts take the rabbit pelt free of charge okay see the quality yeah you're leaving already please consider me pills golden belt seven i only have two teeth bro thanks for your business all right see you later the man assured you of the value of the belts they appear to be useless in a fight but he mentioned that the trader further down the path would reward you for them interesting okay so they're like a commodity um so buff a card or buffer card well this is still like take on the traits of something right let's see what i can do the choice is yours so i can make something poisonous or make it leap in front make it go back to my hand ooh back to my hand maybe what if i have like a really good card that i put out and it gets destroyed and it just goes straight back into my hand like i don't know maybe a squanch although him being airborne is nice i need something that doesn't have yeah a wolf something that doesn't have a trait already i don't know if that's good or not i might lose again i lose a life just by going into the boss fight students cheating you can't do that one flame you will either overcome them or die fear not they will let you keep the smoke i got the smoke from the candle you're not going to do the stupid prospector again are you the incessant clank link clanking reverberated between your ahead was blocked ears a grown-esque figure twice the prospector yay oh god dang it he's doing the prospector again easy boss the mule's key okay wait the mules the mule is key okay i thought you were telling me like about a mule's key that i needed what does the smoke do when a card bearing decidual dies four bones are awarded instead of one oh four boneroos um i'm gonna move you here oh wait crap you're gonna kill him oh no what have i done oh no oh no our table is broken uh [Music] wait are you free to play don't get ahead of yourself you need to draw a card first okay um yes okay [Music] okay mr stone i'm gonna do i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i know ruthless but you gotta be yeah i don't know what i'm doing he's gonna turn them all into gold there's gold in them there guards nice so many bones that was a good one to get destroyed ding dang all right maybe a caged wolf i need two sacrifices what does this do oh oh well i'm point of damage i didn't think you would really do it i pulled on my tooth oh all right give me them bones i guess i mean i can't do anything if i put you down it's going to get attacked and i won't get the sacrifice for it i need another squirrel oh dip okay but all this is is health it's not even it still doesn't really help me dang it more gold for me no not again where am i oh not in the dungeon again hi stay there no need to move i'm afraid you're not dead yet i'll still connect with that camera of mine mean this camera oh i'mma take a picture of you bro pathetic do you really think i would leave film in there do you have any idea what that camera is capable of give me that oh i wanted to see you you have a momentum to create behold your death card whatever bro ooh a cost of free the power and health numbers absolutely oh wait does that sacrifice that card though dang it when a card bearing decision is played an ant is created in your hand let's go it's gonna be a strong card uh bingo my name is bingo cheese [Music] okay well that's gonna do it for this episode man what a really cool game i i very much enjoy the the sort of style that's going on here not only is it a solid card game but which i i need some more practice in to just like get the fundamentals of it but i really like the sort of horror aspect that's going on in the background not only that but getting up off the table and going around and finding stuff around the environment super dope very clever like it a lot very very cool game but sadly that's gonna do it for this one fear not you will have a chance again to face me don't forget to leave a like and don't forget to subscribe before you return but for now take solace in the fact that you leave with your life

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Rating: 4.972445 out of 5

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Id: OorH8th4jMg

Length: 38min 22sec (2302 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 08 2021