MEET THE FATTEST MAN IN MINECRAFT...

I've heard this map has gnomes in it so of course that's we're playing today hey guys welcome to another minecraft video where today we're playing a map which is called the Colossus which apparently has gnomes in it and apparently there's like a giant boss battle with a giant child at the ends I mean what could go wrong let's just get into this let's go this map relies on yeah yeah I done that ok we have started in a little bit of a creepy room weird things have been happening in this town great all the food has started disappearing slowly it's no good yeah the people thought maybe it was beetles or maggots why everyone left and I'm the only one crazy enough to stay so you're staying in a town that could potentially be infested with beetles and maggots and that's disgusting explore the town is my objective I cannot open this chest anyway let's get out of here this is the town guys it's um well it's different isn't it it's it's abandoned it's abandoned isn't it my goal is to explore the town so that's exactly what I'm gonna do I think these are all houses hello okay Oh what what what what to say all the cakes that was sick I've never seen anything like that in Minecraft before I kind of want it to happen again if I close the door wait close the door and open again does it happen oh and he's getting these other houses if there's more cakes flying around I need to know let's try this one here what's happening oh there are gnomes in this and also weird portals which is pretty strange can I open any of these no I definitely can gnomes and flying cakes I like this town I can see why stage hard on a second this looks a little bit different hello there's a portal should I um should I go in it looks pretty terrifying yeah let's go I don't know if I've done everything yet though I feel like I haven't there's like a volcano and stuff too you know what forget it I'm going I've seen goblins I've seen portals this is what the gnome did earlier so I'm going in here we go what happens it happens I love maps with cutscenes this is insane so far I can already tell it's going to be a mess look there's the floating cakes I will I want to replay this map just to see the cakes again you're good all sorts into the portal we go is it going to be everything we've ever dreamed of I'm not sure oh we're here I don't know where here is but it's sparkly I mean that's whoa I talked that portal teleported me here certainly did it was sugar canes we got it looks kind of the same how and what is this place oh but if the sparkles around it looks pretty cool find a way to enter the cave I'm guessing you mean this cave so we need to try and find a secret entrance to this please don't make me find a secret button those maps are terrifying and also bad oh I can't even jump up here Oh hard in seconds we can go through the sewers can we this why can't this work let's try this tree this tree looks a little bit oh wait a second you can interact with object with a purple hovering or by using right-click okay let's interact with this there we go well okay that's not why I expected this fire to do haha what is happening am i wizards y'all that's insane did you see that that's crazy cool I love that so much I'm just gonna just gonna chill here for a little bit power up my wizard powers cuz that's obviously what I am right now new objective talk to the gnomes ah I told you there were gnomes there they are look at them they're looking our planets this is crazy gnomes hey I heard you're in this map I really want to talk to you look at them theirs so cute they're in pajamas they're wearing hash tags I mean this is perfect gnomes that live in a secret cave and use portals totally makes sense are they gonna speak to me I really hope they do look at their faces Oh human we need your help okay they definitely do so says I don't know which one of you is speaking but I'm gonna guess it's the front one what helped you need it's a very cool-looking planet come looks like my head actually that's weird we need your help to free us from our master Ronald wait what a master I completely forgot about this already there's a giant I think involved in this yes will you help us I mean I don't really have any other choice to be so I'm sure I guess I will yes that's so cute so cute thank you so much no problem buddy no problem well tell you what to do let later why why later I'm kind of dying right now as well cuz I I had a bath in a fire oh he's going there he goes for now you can explore this place you seem very curious about what's going on here I certainly am where are you going sir hello find the master is he the master look at this button never press the red button but this one looks so tempting so I've got a few orbs that I compress this guy's up here as well does this planet not look like the shape of my heads look it almost fits it's very weird very weird indeed can I talk to this guy I can't okay right this guy what is this what's in there see for yourself okay we work oh my goodness what is that what was that not quite sure how I feel about this I guess I'm gonna go around the corner and see what happens hello are you okay hey buddy oh my goodness his lips are moving oh oh it's Ronald I thought Ronald was a giant at human I haven't seen one of you for a while aren't you a human does his mouth actually move it does ah that's so cool no I am a superhuman will you be my friends oh my goodness why is fire coming out your bellybutton III have to go what is wrong with your mouth your bellybutton emits fire as well you definitely need a bigger t-shirt too I mean jeez I'm out of here no Ronald is disgusting oh my goodness well that was interesting I need to go and see says which one of you is says here okay right I don't know where I want to actually I'm gonna talk to him first here we go haha this is his head I assume you've met Ronald's I certainly have he's uh he's interesting very interesting I thought it was a giant but he's not we need you to free us from him why he seems pretty uh pretty fat to me and it doesn't look he doesn't look very aggressive at all we can't do it but you can so we'll have to collect and heal the wild gnomes okay the gnomes with the red eyes got it I got it can't you guys just use portals to escape that that would be pretty easy no Ronald we'll find and if he does we'll end up just like those poor wild gnomes lost SADS confused alright alright I'll help why am i saving the wild gnomes this is awesome by the way then lawn gnomes you saved the more vulnerable one gets so here's the first wild gnome your rescue you can go through there now by using the teleporter to your right oh I almost forgot take this headset so we can communicate with you oh you're about to you wearing it that's insane that's so cool go to the teleportation machine I've got a headset guys watch out I could be a youtuber soon I like this screen so this wild gnome we're gonna have to try and save or destroy I'm not too sure let's go to the teleportation machine and let's see what's going down I assume the teleportation machine was up here but I don't think this is it so can you help me I'll press this button if you don't tell me where to go I'm gonna press this button has to be this right it has to be this there we go yeah good luck okay I'm going in guys going in let's do this haha what am i got myself into whoa okay a big purple thing I think what else am I supposed to oh hello what are you doing oh it's a parkour if that's parkour I'm going back through guys guys I didn't tell you I can't do parkour guys looks like I have no choice oh look he's actually running away from me this is oh I fell off this is kind of cool it's actually really cool let me just uh let me just warm up buddy I'm gonna catch you a little jump why is there glass parkour huh oh my goodness what yeah there we go where did he go No as if the first challenge is parkour Elise is not keeping track of how many times I've died I actually can't get past the third jump now I don't know what's wrong with me there we go okay huh and huh there we go where is this little chump he's up there he's incredibly good at parkour oh yes I made it I made it I'm coming to get you punk I should have really watched where he went shouldn't I because I don't actually know the routes unless it's just this come on don't fall now cuz I do not feel like going all the way back to the beginning where's he going over there it's so far this better be a checkpoint guys no come on last jar yeah buddy is that a checkpoint please please be a checkpoint I'm gonna get you I'm so close I'm so close to him no I did oh he's a checkpoint thank goodness how am I getting beaten by a gnome that has tiny little legs come on don't mess this up now what is this what is this is this pot this is parkour what I have never done this before seems like I'm doing it though I've got to go onto here and jump now come on come on it's just a jump yeah there we go gotcha you little punk you're very evil looking I got him though yes now um how do I get out he's here I'll bring you right back now perfect I did it talk to Jack I really wish I knew the names of these guys Jack how you doing buddy good job human so I get to press this button now please PLEASE healing subject eh so I get healed or is it oh hey whenever you're ready just press this button I get to press the button here we go pop ha ha oh my goodness look at him oh jeez is flight around in his pajamas oh that's so wait they're gunning him that's what you get punk ha ha wait is he gonna yes he turned into a normal gnome that's cool hey how's it going what's your name thank you for saving me human your name is nack see you later buddy we're gonna do is this your base talk to says we did it right let's go and get on another mission what no how many were gonna need to save says how's it going here's the second wild gnome you're like you're in the nether buddy that's not that's not boding well for me parkour in the nether my two least favorite things you know the drill let's go into the portal good luck thanks buddy thank you I wonder how many we're gonna need to save let's go to the nether look at that that's phenomenal let's jump in boom there he is - please don't be Park or if it's Park what every time I'm gonna be so mad come in you punk come here it's a maze oh that's not good this is amazing it this is actually a maze no I where are you little punk huh just show me where you are I'm not gonna hurt you I was gonna take you back and turn you into an even war awesome little gnome what does this do absolutely nothing ah this mazes huge guys absolutely huge oh there is ha ha gotcha is that all I need to do please don't go to another place have you got him yeah two down one more to go I thought we'd only need three and then I think we've got to fight ronald's talk to --gaq --gaq let's put him in the machine well then healing subject be there we go let's push the button can i push it please jack let me boom there we go spin around it's like it's like a healing washing machine for gnomes which is pretty cool there we go he's getting dodged and then he is fully cleanse nice pajamas buddy come on get out of here what's your name his name is tick that's the coolest name so far where are you gonna go just over here that's fine yeah look we need one more there's a space right here says I need a mission there we go here's the last wild gnome perfect this one should be easy don't say that don't say that at all because it's gonna be a lie this thick the last wild gnome don't mess it up thanks buddy thanks for your faith in me through the portal we go oh hey this should be easy hello how are you you up where did he go ah no got a drop a map look at him he kind of went down the left-hand side okay let's go down I think it was this way oh my goodness oh my goodness ah no norms have chosen like the three most annoying things parkour mazes and droppers this better be the only one he seems go down this way oh this is it throughout the land somewhere - I got this guy's I've got this at least I got to follow him down first otherwise this would be much more difficult here we go black ones yes yes made it yes I've got you Punk and I already took me like three goes maybe five but still look at this whoa okay the last name is here bringing you back see you later dropper you're the easiest dropper in the world right let's get this last one in the washing machine and I think we're done here amazing all the gnomes are saved yet we need to wash one up first though buddy healing subjects see there he is you know you little scamp this is the last time you'll press this button enjoy it fantastic BAM get em all washed up I don't think this is gonna go smoothly though if if I know my adventures something bad is going to happen very very soon he is cleansed though that wasn't the thing that went bad that's good your name is rock thanks no problem going stand with your friends over here look at this the totem is complete what's going on gak so now what what do i what do I need to do now we have to prepare you for the battle healing subject oh geez okay what's going on here why am I in the washing machine gack gack no a battle I didn't sign up for any battles at least I'm healed now oh my goodness I'm not even touching anything is going crazy I mean the washing machine oh I thought you were my friends oh here we go this is the giant manchild that we have to fight now what you betrayed me you're a traitor traitor I didn't even like you in the first place Roger you just you're just big and fat I guess do you know what I do to traitors squish them hug them give them money they rot in my chambers you will never escape them all no really escape the chambers I thought this was gonna be easy oh jeez look at those though that's really cool okay alright let's press this button what did it what does that even mean what am i doing to these oh I see it's like a code where do I find out the codes oh look it's lighting up blue red green yellow perfect I'm glad I noticed that blue red green and yellow this is it there we go look at this this is so amazing right what's next yellow blue red green yellow blue red and green and get some we need to do this three times right cuz there's three lights on here right last one red yellow green blue red yellow and green blue let me through I want to fight these chumps here we go how you doing guys I got a sword okay can we kill these guys huh huh you don't have to fight them all at once that'd be terrible all the way good is there so many why did I have to wish it to be harder white and chop you from here right get out of here spider chump I've got a witch to fight next hello okay too which is fantastic come on I'm just gonna slice you from here because you don't actually hit me you just throw potion and I think you actually hit yourself which is nice and I think they're fighting each other even better come on come on just just kill each other come on why'd you have so much health that's one down kill the next one don't eat those healing potions kill em yes what could this be oh geez no okay I'm gonna go into third person and I think if I touch the red I'll be in big trouble I don't really want to find out can I jump nope slowly does it slowly does it these are some cool challenges guys like the redstone and command block magic that's happening here is insane here we go onto the orange brick and we're done yeah oh it's gonna make me do another one that's not fair okay that is number two done bring on number three oh geez okay this one's gonna go letting me forever look at it and that is done thank you my goodness that was insane look at that right which door we go through next this one hello I need to press this what am i doing collecting bucket oh I see so the water's coming down and when it changes I need to fill it up okay here we go simple we'll just fill up the culture and this is a cool minigame I like it this is so clever it looks like there's cake and burgers through there there he is he's on his he's on his throne punk right 89 this should be in here we go the final bit it's full there we go you ready I have to do three of them that's annoying come on fill up fill up yes Oh No are you are you for real you're gonna make me do this a redstone puzzle yay right the hoodies coming off I'm getting serious yeah duh no go lights you I am super confused I've got two of them done but I need to put another block I need to get this one active and I can't figure out how yeah did I do it I did it yes I don't know how but I am out of here what is this escape the chambers I got some words got two pieces of wood okay it's gonna make me do this okay I see what it's doing and this but there we go perfect is that all I need to do now we need to do red Cong oh geez okay that's there and there then there and there and one two three four is that right it is that it's cool and finally oh my goodness so sponge sponge magma magma cobblestone cobblestone melon melon that's wrong okay melon cobblestone I think it's it yes oh that's what I'm talking about right can I get to him now yes I can what can I eat from him first I'm gonna steal this I'm gonna steal this I can't steal any of this okay how's it going buddy you are the fattest person I've ever seen in Minecraft how's it going hey dudes listen we don't have to do this I have underestimated you now you shall fight me I don't really want to do I have to oh my goodness where are you going come back that you just flew into the atmosphere oh no what's happening now oh my goodness I can see him through the gap what does he become he's eating way too much look at this guy oh man okay the fattest guy in Minecraft has got even faster and more angry I'm gonna take you down Ronald look he's got a health bar and everything what is he gonna do can someone remind me while I agreed to do this again what is this he's sending our mini Ronald's to take me down no no how can i defeat him he's allergic to healthy foods here take this is this oh my guess is a carrot is a carrot bow this is amazing when he opens his mouth feeding with carrots okay if you say so can I pop these like mini Ronald's in the head I think I can yes I can okay perfect open your mouth little Renard's I need to feed you with carrots hey guys there he goes speeding my carrots No okay these things are a little bit crazy they have hurt me a lot already as his mouth hot no I missed I need to be close by if I'm too close these things just like attack me here we go did I get in I did lucky lost a life nice oh my goodness whoa whoa whoa okay let's not do this ah no idea how I dodge that go do this how many times six times here we go did I get him yes take that road are you gonna fire these crazy carrots at me again you certainly are thanks for that huh what oh no I got killed Oh at least I don't have to start again oh that's amazing what is he doing now though did he just hit me with a burger whoa okay okay Ronald we don't have to be like this we don't have to be like this why those carrots so powerful BAM yes halfway down Oh Loki's actually in the cakes did he does he'll he just healed the cakes it must be the cakes can i oh my goodness the burgers are firing in he can't heal after everyone Shirley take this axe can I take can I take out the cakes with this I can but he's just explode a bay there we go break the cakes break the cakes I'm gonna break all of these because there's no point otherwise Oh like I'm the burgers I think we're goods we are good we got hit a little bit but that's fine there's only one cake left no don't aah Ronald he's healed completely what now I'm dead on the cakes come back oh my goodness he's going so hard open wide yes there we go get in there can I I can't hear more than once which is annoying okay there's only one life left II start extending his arms there's cake spawning all over the place this guy is absolutely mental where I need to get rid of this come on come on get rid of it wha oh geez crazy yes now's my chance yes Ronald get rekt buddy oh that's not talking about when carrots can kill a man we did it yes now what all of those gnomes everywhere I didn't even see these guys before because I'm more disappearing Thank You human we truly owe you our lives thank you you guys were literally behind me why didn't he attack you all right no he can't he needed us if he had killed us some of us he died too anyways we can't thank you enough but we must go see you later bye I hope running see you later cuz I was terrifying goodbye well can I go home now Irene's got home I'm outta here that was so cool is at the end it is there's even credits are you kidding me that's insane guys that's one of the best Maps I have ever played the quality was just absolutely up here like so I in the stratosphere that is crazy guys I hope you enjoyed that if you did a big fat thumbs that would be great you can check out this map in the description below as I let these credits roll I was phenomenal all the finishing touches the animations it worked flawlessly thank you for playing No thank you for making that was so good my mind is blown no objective celebrate okay I'm gonna celebrate here we go I the fireworks show as well balloons a diamond horse I mean I don't know where you came from but I'll take it and there's a villager too and his little baby so cute but guys I'm gonna set myself up right here thank you so much for watching this video if you enjoyed it and this incredible map please be a big fat like that be greatly appreciated and next time you see mommy please do consider subscribing to join same TDM today the greatest team on YouTube for now guys thank you guys so much watching our amazing day and I'll see you all in the next one good [Music]

Channel: DanTDM

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Id: 6yGsdUC3p8E

Length: 23min 35sec (1415 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 16 2017