r/A*sholedesign | how could you do this to me?

the optional media update is required to use YouTube okay fine [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash a hole design oh boy $3 now there's a fine print select item starting at $3 I just feel yeah you're not technically lying but at the same time you're definitely being deceitful and I I pity that in emails us the classic highlight yep there it is subscribe list hidden in the email trick all this trick in the book for the scummiest of scumbags hey good-looking you're getting more likes than ever 0 new light let's check it out here alright blackout curtains doing its job I like it I like it oh I see it's like playing a game of Sims and not having enough money for the window so instead he just place a curtain there oh boy shamballa bracelets can't wait to make my nice funky fresh bracelets open up the box and I have been I've been lied to that's like it's literally just what's in the display there why would you do that to me shamballa bracelets it's not even enough for all my friends if you're a company that makes it difficult to reuse a water bottle you are an A grade a-hole you know I'm really I'm honestly weren't reading anything else because it has grew so it could screw off but also has a nipple so it's oh oh I'm a fool oh it's not the nipples supposed to come off with the cap yo I get it now one of those that this is why you use adblock buddy but you're on a fun I you know as soon as I said that I realized you're scrolling on the phone that that's gonna be pretty difficult to use adblock but still that's why we use it so I use adblock buddy those disgusting in page ads tutorial ad track when ad traps are enabled players are forced to watch an ad when they come in contact be careful thanks for the heads up you earn money throughout the game that goes into the piggy bank but you gotta pay to receive your money this is your piggy bank you can open your piggy bank now alternatively you can keep collecting diamonds and you get out like a keepers fee how the 3:29 to open my piggy bank but it's mine it's not fair that's just not fair Amazon doesn't automatically select free delivery when your order qualifies for it so if you get to manually select it you still have to pay for 49 shipping that's just you know you gotta make sure your eyes are sharp buddy don't download the app he uses a fingerprint scam to charge you $100 so it's like um it's a fitness app - that's sad yeah there you go and then I'm guessing it's going through like Apple pay or something yeah there it is there it is that's ridiculous that's crazy you're eligible to apply for a student loan cover up to 100% of college costs apply in minutes at visit discover student loans calm and you get that with student loan information for the 2019 2020 Year gotcha thanks I guess but up to you what is up to me so could I get am I gonna get more like you know ten fifteen percent or is it like I'm going to get a hundred here's a vague language with me bub I love skeleton balloons I don't love that you have your serial number on them I've been permanently hiding ads from companies by viewing why am I seeing this until just now when Facebook's automated systems determined that I am abusing that feature you're temporarily blocked it looks like you're misusing this feature by going too fast you've been blocked from using it please view our ass view our ends it just repeats that getting louder and louder I hate Facebook so you bought this song serial killer but it's not available in your country or region still let you bought it though haha nice money Thanks awesome Bulgarian delights YUM this summer has taught me never to trust packaging I'm gonna be honest with you ii-i've been taught to distrust packaging whenever I see in a nice big box because of this subreddit this speaker that is filled with cement to give you the false idea of the quality of the magnet Wow anybody know that cement would be fine in the speaker so how far down is the wire that seems like a lot of empty space chocolate chip cookie and ice cream cookie sandwich with chocolate chip but all the chocolate chip are on the outside only it's a decoration not a feature bought a box of 100% compostable MIT cafe coffee pots from Costco they're all individually wrapped in non-compostable non recyclable packaging thanks appreciate that two days to go asteroid 2016 pv1 approaching dangerously towards Earth may hit our planet don't worry as the asteroid 2016 PT 1 will not hit the earth and we're safe but that's not what you've had mine said the fact that Spotify add songs to your playlist without your permission you added Death Grips guillotine Y to Kay's lalala in the severance cells we nursery get got the boys are back in town talks amongst ourselves and more well you know three of those aren't bad I didn't know they could do that though I've never seen that be added to my playlist has that happened was excited to use my apartments boxing equipment that they made sure to showcase in their online pictures boxing equipment is for decoration only thanks then why would you why would you showcase it I mean showcasing is fine but at least clarify in your in your ad you suck the coins are built in you got my hopes up dammit it said the three small dials are painted on and don't do anything it's just a decoration is to make you look like you're a affluent man a philanthropist windows installs games that I've never heard of before nor what I want to play hey listen we got you Middle Earth shadow war and we got you candy crush soda saga Disney Magic Kingdom's build your own magical Park that's a good one just Shawn you got a couple things you might want to you know might want to try out we ship worldwide except APO FPO Africa South America Cook Islands Fiji French Polynesia Marshall Islands Micronesia Nauru Niue Kelly Deena pollute Papua New Guinea Solomon Islands Vanuatu Samoa russia albania and/or Belarus Bosnia and her Scotty just every country every single one Tenerife Airport shows ads on the flight information screens every few minutes for at least a minute so if you're unlucky you have to wait before knowing which gate you go to that's why you get there early also don't you have like I would assume you all have a phone if you're going to the airport right going on a flight and a lot of airlines have apps you can easily solve this by going on your app and seeing which gate you got to go on - right follow us on Instagram okay I got a barbershop only $12 let's take a look at that on Tuesdays and Wednesdays you think they'd get a lot more complaints for that though that's like going in a Garry's Mod putting a tiny Kos sign on your on your place Slipknot's Corey Taylor confesses that he loves this girl and it's not as fiance here's what Corey wrote I've loved this little girl her since the day she was born so this is uncle Corey saying happy birthday October we loved we love you I see it thought he was being promiscuous now he just loves his his niece Expedia lets us booked a hotel that didn't even exist yet when I come to the holiday expressing sweets in Moreno Valley absolutely and when it's done being built this kami burgers bought a bun is plastic packaging instead of candy and it's hollow from the inside yeah it doesn't surprise me none of this shocks me this cure egg that stops you from using reusable ponds really oh yeah Wow oops this pod wasn't designed for this brewer please try one of the hundreds of pods with the Keurig logo Iceland air makes you watch a four-minute ad every time you turn the monitor on all right yeah you turn the monitor on yeah you got you got some time ahead of you my man Wow a hundred dollars he oh if your time is worth more than you currently get paid We Need to Talk look a real estate investor seek students earn ah I'm gonna burn these papers you gave me from oh yo your booking has been confirmed you'll get this message when you book a know yo today that's gonna give someone a panic attack you like anything okay thing is that ads on the mirrors or those just ads so thinking about that not being a mirror and just an advertising space is really really funny to me I'm not gonna lie to you you can't you want uninstall Facebook anymore on mobiles Thank You Samsung Facebook you can either enable it or disable it no one install I'm sorry oh you're using an ad blocker we here at multi-billion dollar corporation work really really hard in our mom-and-pop show to make this website and rely on ads for blank Wars to operate fully will you whitelist us yes I will I love you now I'm a piece of crab bottle-feeding scumbag weeds doodoo and picks my nose or not is there to be publicly executed well I know which one I'm clicking no real men expert except one of them is they're both the same okay so is it gonna be one of the one of them's new in a new smaller size and it's not daily either does it actually wake up the skin what does that mean to wake up the skin that actually intrigues me didn't know where to post this but Disney are promoting their Disney plus BS on Stanley's Instagram story at the real Stanley obi-wan is back swipe up to read about the new Star Wars series coming that Disney Plus eggs celsior I'm dead Disney's awful clicked on an article for eating disorder hotlines and got this popup addict oh my god Wow oh my god that's awful hi there's no I don't want to make a joke for that that's just genuinely upsetting I feel so bad for anyone that like goes to that website and gets that wowee UFOs are flying out from supermassive black holes and reshaping galaxies well what is it it's uh oh it's a ultra-fast outflow now well that's not even quite as cool Pizza Hut has a lot of menu items that are exactly $11.99 and the minimum delivery amount is $12 tax fees and tip don't count eleven ninety nine baby pea pea twelve dollars is the minimum for delivery orders it's incredible that delivery and all the fees don't count you had to like order a couple thing that's ridiculous that's dumb Raymond adventures in order to provide you with the best possible experience the app is going to restore the in-game sound and music don't try and turn it off cuz we'll just turn on again and this time we'll give you a tiny shock a $150 required textbook for my college class doesn't come together yeah makes sense costs money to bind it and you didn't pay for the body that's an extra $500 pal we make our book binding at a straight ivorie only for wait no it's not 49 you know Wow all of these halos Oh halo top is really good - I love halo top but 599 when it was once for how am i saving a dollar I'll just wait until you this deals over I'll just wait scratching it take a look at that guitar though that's a pretty little guitar hey wait a minute that's not a sale honestly I probably buy that guitar dude that that is a good-looking it sorry I'm not even gonna lie I should be mad at the the you know the the design here the a whole design but honestly I have a love for instruments listen is that sale still going on I'll pick up that bad boy it's coming home is coming home to Papa the premium pencil and there's like so many wait not even disrespectful 100% silk feeling polyester not silk just feels like it though corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture in this picture they're the same picture hey at the door then pay nothing more except slot machines cater and wheat outlets of water balloons for water wars except for those honestly a lot of those makes sense though slot machines makes sense the catering the retail makes sense the only one that confuses me is the water balloons one but I don't know what water wars is at this park the majority of that makes sense to me though I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie to you snapchat ads presidential candidates to your subscriptions about telling you and won't let you unsubscribe that's why I had to stop using snapchat for the most part snapchat I use it for like two out of three friends and that's it you know it's just not worth it a special invitation well thanks it's handwritten two outs dish I hate this I hate you dish brought my phone to sprint it automatically installed these apps oh it's bloatware yeah and that sounds about right for Sprint the stranger thing season one blu-ray has an unskipable ad for season two that contains season one spoilers and the ad is over five minutes long you know I've never watched stranger things but as a fan of any sort of TV show that sound that's really lame that really sucks but season three is out now so you have no excuse not to have watched season two just sayin found my little brother watching one of these streams well the classic fortnight ripoff stream yep eleven thousand subs buddies on the grind go ahead and donate spam F and chat for mod four thousand likes maybe and look at all of that exploding in three two one and then the counter resets that's ridiculous event could happen that's that is incredibly terrible event could happen $24.99 and free shipping on orders over twenty five dollars shipped by Amazon oh so close yet so far huh fiber fast at our lowest price ever silent material up and immediately know you've scammed me I thought it was important you're just advertising to me paying seventy cents for the toilet still have to watch advertisements well you got to pay for the toilet Oh bro y'all got to pay for the toilet the world's your toilet don't catch me paying for no toilets ties Buy one Get two Free are you buy two others a regular pricing you're one of them equal less of value free it's not combined about with other office just want you to know that streaming service shows ad and that makes you answer questions about it if you choose wrong answer who watch the ad again where is the event gonna be take a guess conditions for wife by an Italian train stations and it's gonna be able to sue all of this for you if you authorize it it can see tweed see your information see counts you fallout can follow and unfollow update your profile post and delete tweets for you oh you basically just owns your account after that come on let me create one Oh for pete's sake fine jackpot X the redirects to the app store it is nobody's born D except of course advertisers that put a fake X on their hands Hey look Bulgarian delights back on the list with their I love how they got on the we got on here twice they're so bad Bulgarian delights is so deceiving with their marketing in the box that they got on here twice that is some dedication to the a whole design and that brings us to the end of our slash a whole design and if you like the video do us a favor here at MK and leave a link down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 2,195,192

Rating: 4.9282255 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, best of reddit, r/ top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, reddit top posts, 100% True stories, reddit true stories, top all time, reddit posts, r/assholedesign, r/assholedesign best posts, r/assholedesign top posts, assholedesign, asshole design, crappydesign, bad design, evil design, r/crappydesign best posts, crappydesign best posts, reddit funny, r/assholedesign emkay, asshole design emkay, emkay

Id: Al-jzwH7iWU

Length: 14min 3sec (843 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 01 2019