r/A*sholedesign | who let this happen?

oh hey it's disappointment ice cream my favorite it's ice cream that's hollow on the inside like me what's up guys and welcome back to em hey my name is Damian and you already know this subreddit it's a whole design let's just get right into it this website asked me to remove adblock this was the result oh nice yeah exactly what I wanted let me just read this article now no no no readings for chumps let's go ahead and look at all the shiny fancy products that could be mine or a marked up fee Oh God my nose is all runny it's not yeah it's not fun it's not fresh yeah I paused the audio to blow my honker I think that my nose is all cleared let's see here to increase the impact in Donna's country and to continue the excellence and quality of our overall programming we need your help I'd like to request that you increase your sponsorship contribution by two dollars each month beginning September 1st 2019 which you know two dollars more a month sounds ok button big bold letters big bold and bold it says if you agree please do nothing your two dollar monthly increase will be automatically charged to your credit card effective September 1st 2019 so it's basically saying hey if you get this and then like most mail that you don't read just throw it out that's fine we'll just start charging you two dollars automatically hey thanks for your support I know you didn't read the email but it means so much 10 things Americans do that confuse the rest of the world like ice wait does ice really confuse other people or they just goofing around I'm pretty sure that everyone has ice or at least like people who lay the you know the modern world uses ice maybe I don't know I've never been outside of the country tick tock recording in the background without the app even being open wait wait a minute I have tick tock you better not be recording me you son of a bat you bet if you're recording me I swear to god I'll beat my iphone I'll punch it into oblivion you can't play doom 1 & 2 offline on switch without creating a Bethesda account look at that hardcore font up a Thursday dotnet account is required to play of this title please continue to the Internet to continue this is hardcore ok hey it's one of those cute little buckets but uh it's it's how they cheat you one extra fries I guess will do why would you want fries to go that deep anyway that looks like a pretty big bucket or do you really need that many fries do you I don't think you do that's a carb coma waiting to happen boss you're gonna eat all those fries me we like feeling a little tired and I'm like yeah bro you just ate an entire little bucket worth of fries I would be too this case that wastes plastic when nothing is needed installation is easy thing guess what you thought you needed a disk what do you stupid you dumb pants a cashmere blend but it's wait a minute it's only 2 percent cashmere disgust me so I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the iced grape popsicles for dessert because I love grape popsicle so why not right so the waiter brings out the ice two grape popsicles and they were literally three frozen grapes on sticks I have never been more offended in my life since we're three freaking frozen grapes in a fricking vase inaccessible single dessert order it's not even frozen grape juice or something it's literally just a two-cent grape that was put on the stick then frozen like someone actually wrote this down on the menu thinking oh yeah people freaking love cold grapes it's a mother dipstick said Wow hear me out how about we put them on sticks and serve them in a vase with nothing else what you couldn't even server with a freakin second fruit or even freakin leaves or whatever I'm so mad frozen freakin frozen grapes on a stick every weren't even seedless grapes that last comment is what did it how danais they weren't even like candied either they're straight-up frozen your child may be taken from your home school Warren's parents over unpaid lunch bills lunch debt means you neglect your child's right to food Pennsylvania School District oh no someone about that does sound right chief somebody that just doesn't sound sound right at all here our new blackout curtains it's not even direct sunlight yet so that's not doing its job at all huh I don't know I don't know how blackout Kurt I'm so dumb I'm like the dumbest human being I don't understand the point here he so is this a ripoff is this not working as intended I don't know these posts make you feel like such an idiot dude feels bad - offers a guaranteed minimum for each job for my first order the guarantee was $6 85 cents in the customer a woman M Boerum Hill who answered the door in a colorful bathrobe tipped three dollars via the app but I still received only six dollars and 85 cents here's how it works if the woman in the bathroom at tip zero door - her to pay me the whole $6 85 cents because she tipped three dollars door - tricked it only three dollars 85 cents she was saving door - three dollars not tipping me fake before photo sad face poor posture feet together low waisted pants fake after photo insert I'm off for some stupid bra nokia but batt high-waisted pants sustainable straight smile and your feet apart damn that's one whole change huh what happened oh you just you just having a good day and decided to fix your posture Fanta Fanta now hiring up to $11.50 an hour no one's gonna see that up - they're gonna be like damn I could take an order get $11.50 high we're gonna make donald's I make it money nah nah what's the point of this there's already five cookies for the other two rows why does this one have to have four are you that stingy is the extra cookie gonna affect your bottom dollar ridiculous YouTube's crappy system allows this BS yo some random labels trying to copyright my old outro by evey House of memories they're trying to say it's a song from hairspray I listen to the whole thing and it's not even close I'm still gonna have to change the older ouches no unfortunately just a heads up if you like that song YouTube's copyright system is a whole lotta garbage but hey at least now you have at least now they had to like manually select like you know what portion of it that it was that's nice and so step in the right direction breaking murder suspect escapes jail considered extremely dangerous like Sheriff's Office is trying to find a murder suspect to escape for the Sheriff's Office Detention Center on Thursday night the officer asks blank residents - hey so I know we just don't own that but do you have an online account how about you just log in okay hey listen you're in day but we won't tell you unless you log in and zami phones when you open a link you get multiple browsers to choose from browser links it to the zombie browser which shows ads it's hidden using Chrome's logo so you would fall for the bait and give them more ad revenue yep open link using browser chrome in disguise now actual chrome on what actual chrome these ads for ink that gets sent to our fax machine at work designed to use up unnecessary amounts of ink from said fax machine slash printer oh God w WG n com a ridiculous amount of ink used on that huh this fake 20 euro bill I don't know if that's the right word I don't know currencies I think that's euro I found on a bench at my local mall littering for Jesus nice 20 year old oh wait it's about Jesus so now I feel disappointed I would be too it's a hundred percent juice but don't look cuz it actually it contains 27% juice the rest is lead it just says I am made of lead drink from me this junk mail raised my blood pressure I immediately assumed it was a ticket or a court summons the inconsistent font size seems particularly manipulative oh yeah it's also coding for the Pennsylvania law enforcement quote unquote it's a fun to drive but it's a tiny font and then a big red stamp that goes please respond in 10 days anyone would be scared bro tinder telling me I've been liked before creating an account somebody likes you open tinder to see who attend I haven't even made an account yet yeah but so someone someone likes you nah no one does it's what hooks people back into or those occasional notifications were like love there's a chance for love in the air hey Gus Johnson Wow McDonald's now blocks out the entire menu showing a hat every minute or so great design makes it real easy to order don't worry about it just order the whole the whole Lion King and IMAX okay do you buy tickets here now it's a movie theater sir family vacation for four I don't know why you're complaining the Mario maker 2 level designed for a-holes who's gonna do it who's gonna who's gonna run for it who's gonna stay behind but that's so mean that's the friendship test my daughter's fortune teller cookie is an a-hole design MVP enjoyed the meal by one to go - thanks Confucius you know I get six small twists and locks but it's wait wait a minute hold on no I'm getting half of what you're advertising you're the worst burn this man burn whoever advertised this this way burn him mega stack Pringles have the same amount of Pringles as a regular container of Pringles well that's just you know that's just a seat deceptive marketing at its finest I kind of admire that in a way whose eyes are bigger than the stomach so we'll look at this container will be like hah gateway Ball Pringles and you won't even think second thought when looking down the barrel of the Pringle can alright so unsubscribe I'm ready to let go and never mind keep sending me emails he'll make our office dog Muppet really sad if you choose this sorry Muppet but I gotta do what I gotta do don't look at me like that trying to understand what's going on there is that like is it attached to the machine what's the black balls all about someone who's smart informed me what's going on here in the comments what see what exactly is going is it attached to the machine I don't know what's going on there bought these sticky notes cuz I thought the gold border was nice was a lie you should have checked for you went home with them stupid you should have checked hidden like hey is this gold border all the way through and new diamond like I'm not sure new does not cause hangovers but there's an a strict it was that clarifying if consumed by persons with no medical and tolerances to alcohol no more than 50 milliliters a day no more often than one in 10 days and that was on a bottle of vodka alcohol causes hangovers 88 how are you feeling yeah I'm like all those other emotions think you're feeling stressed now you got to pay money for that but you feel it okay mmm this is a little expensive what is that huh I don't see anything oh my god it's on sale marketing at its finest baby that's what it's all about jewelry basics but you're cheating me out of so much oh you're cheating me out of so so much the game is free to play but when you launch it you are locked behind a paywall to actually play the game a sports hero achieve everyone's eSport dreams for a price well it has a mixed rating too that's what you always check ratings my guy 17 ounce bottle perfect seal leak-proof Oh yum yum yum wait a minute bottle is not leak proof why would you say that why would you say it's leak proof show me you're marketer I to talk to him the number of disposable plastic that comes in a toy case with four dolls each piece of clothing a decoration came with its own plastic package and the dolls were wrapped in five more layers of plastic oh sweet Lord baby Jesus that's like opening candy on Halloween it's not even this so unnecessary oxygen dedicated an entire paragraph to an ad in the middle of a story about a dead 17 year old so I'm missing Kansas tea not sad and while reading about it you know she said so okay it tell us about you know a statement and then it goes have you ever played roulette oh yeah you like casinos hey this is a sad story I'd let you wash away some of that sadness and gambling come on dad don't be shy Nickelodeon now pools the show you are watching to a small square to advertise something else it's not even a commercial the show still playing Henry danger the musical by the way you're spongebob episode stop watching it right now think about Henry danger hi after deleting the account the account will not be restored because there is a huge amount of works we will charge a service fee of 399 please be understanding is this GTA that sounds like a GTA thing to do 100% silk feeling a fabric polyester it's not silk it feels like it though that's how we got you special $0 if you were under 21 alcohol won't cost you a cent because we won't sell it to you Thanks funny brought my phone to Sprint and automatically installed these apps oh it's bloatware dude blow where is the worst I'm pretty sure you can uninstall all that stuff though I'd give it a try this claw machine in Osaka Japan stables there prizes to the Machine sweet Lord baby Jesus what a ripoff what a rip what the other one was then just six pound this is the last cert we'll send you this month to permanently opt-out reply stop and then he goes stop from Vodafone thanks for your request it's important for us to send you data using notification so that you can stay and control your usage and spend at home and abroad for this reason we will continue to send them a get pranked Microsoft's store installing apps without my permission and can't be disabled but it can be disabled royal revolt - you don't want to play the royal revolt what's wrong with you oh my man's a designer he's got get bash Unity Visual Studio make a videogame bro make a videogame I'll play it he's got the Pokemon Trading Card Game Online nice I love trading card game online you have to pay an extra dollar at a trampoline park to get your stuff from a locker you mean that doesn't surprise me it's the same thing as a parking garage with a make you pay money to park there Boal convenience will cost you money bow to be expected Firefox is draining your battery faster switch to Microsoft edge for up to 75% more browsing time please please please the box to unsubscribe from their email list makes you text white hoping you make a typo and still get their email scams that's that's that's smart that is smart terrible and scummy but smart to start uninstalling type the character shut in the picture below system and continues not highlighted that's that's businesses man you gotta watch out trusted reviews has 502 individual toggle switches and no reject all but listen you don't want anything to turn it all off turn it all off yourself speed security antivirus Boost app lock your phone has 13 viruses fat from Android OS zero bad zip an unsent files zip file reader free trial 194 dollars 99 years but cancels on July 7 go ahead free trial pay me $200 free trial and that brings us to the end of our slush a hole design and did you like it I hope so if you did prove it backed up your words coward like the video MK calls out viewers and if you want to see more subscribe and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 2,055,143

Rating: 4.917273 out of 5

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Id: -M_poUszV_U

Length: 14min 27sec (867 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 10 2019

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Damien... buddy... so many ads. Like 10 in that 14 minute mark... adding to assholedesign orr u making some extra cash for a birthday coming up?