Punch Drunk Love

[Applause] [Music] i think i hear a chocolate bar called [Music] [Applause] [Music] get this garbage out of here enough of that we're gonna play punch out on the wii we've been i've been looking forward to this i figure you have two we've both been itching to do it i've been washing the hell out of my hands i've been wearing boxing gloves everywhere i go so i don't need to wash my hands he doesn't use shoes he uses the wii balance board that's right in my hand i hold a wii remote it looks like it has been bitten at one point that's uh that's a long story that doesn't involve any biting trust me okay did it like get into a lawn mower no it got bitten [Laughter] okay okay yeah you gotta choose with these so let's look at these here we got sheen from jimmy neutron we got in what way is that sheen what the [ __ ] we got the librarian or the the therapist from rick and morty we got goth gf [Music] i know that that's little mac yes and i know that coach is also in this my friends call me coach that's it though nice work matt you got it all figured out he has a name and his name is doc oh doc and also since this is a single player game i'm gonna be coaching you so you're little mac and i'm doc what he said what's your favorite flower sun mine's chocolate we we skipped right to that what is happening no no don't worry in context it makes a little more sense but uh that that one line we just happened upon it so i know this game is going to have a lot of punch but i'm sort of wondering about the amount of out oh we're already out we're lying out okay so punch out we look at this actually a little easter egg if you line it up it's a glove it's like it looks exactly like a club isn't that crazy you go around through the the three major circuits of boxing and that we all know exist and beat up uh broad regional stereotypes of the world and this guy is french and his name's glass joe he was born on january 1999 he has one kick out he's 38. that's the sequel to punch-out he weighs 510 pounds and he's one inch 10 feet tall that's yeah he's just gonna do a little taunt he's not even gonna hit oh oh [ __ ] eat [ __ ] eat [ __ ] you got it [ __ ] get yo you're doing good glass joke you know what's good for you you'll stay down you yoke his ass big tony stark minor circuit you've done it congratulations yeah you look so weird man yeah he does look a little strange he looks like ninjas freaking uh toy rocky what cut to ninjas [Applause] like youtuber the youtubers yeah yeah vaughn goddamn cousin look at him okay he's six that's it he was trying to just do like a quick cut away a bit but he was like i have to point at the screen so we're figuring out what he likes to do is to punch kids shine his shoes and get hit in the dick by kids with pac-man eyes and he hates it i'm gonna break his mustache oh [ __ ] yeah you're instantly gonna start in my freaking life because you're punching him dude damn this is brutal i didn't think my mom told me not to punch people and then what am i look how far i've come mom oh hell yeah once per fight if you hit minus doc will take a bite out of his candy bar and it will heal little mac for some ass reason i don't know why but that's just a thing and the lore here is a candy bar this is this is blowing my mind it's pretty mind-boggling stuff all right oh no but you can get back up yeah you gotta mash i can't come come [Music] you're nothing von kaiser you're nothing we beat you in every world war wow oh you got him right and just you hit the ice before the time went up good work little mac hit him again with your fists i like to see you punch okay doc you're looking kind of hungry dude you're looking like you could use a ass candy bar where do you get that from and then that does it like that's it little mac will now have more health in the next round pulled out the freaking poop candy bar from caddyshack took a big bite out of it the babe ruth oh [ __ ] get him out of here dude that's the thing yeah get him get him pumped his nose right off yeah he had like a second nose on his forehead jesus august is my progress oh yeah i'm looking great you haven't been killed yet i will never be killed i'm invincible [Music] frank ocean ass blonde looking ass [Music] oh man yeah oh boy this guy's the first like uh semi-real dude oh i'm having you gotta wait are you gonna put on those i'm struggling here i'm rolling over and over again in dark souls i'm not done yet quick hell yeah oh i forgot about his weakness only right punches i listen with my bose quiet comfort 35 qc's they're great and have great sound control little mac he's got bones 25 one of the best headphones in the game little mac like taking off my headphones after he said that he's looking pretty uh happy for a guy with a [ __ ] like front tooth knocked out jesus god i'm struggling don't mess around you're going to lose i'm not missing it right i was having trouble getting up it's die disco kid i hate you you're getting pretty passionate about this on the third gun what's he listening to i don't know he looks like he's into it stop looking at yourself stop this how do i cancel oh i did oh yeah you can do it get him oh my gosh that's a perfect opportunity king of all king hippo hungry hungry who could forget this stereotype you hippos oh there he goes wow you're really distressing you can stick if you do it just right wait how do i play play now dude you can't hit the button wait how do i get it out faster dude the gimmick for this fight is you can only hit him when his mouth is open oh and then you gotta punch him in the belly while his pants are down his pants came down yeah get him get him get him get him that that x bandage is [ __ ] like video game shorthand for punch me here please hey kid king hippo loves to eat it's his only character trait feed him your fists will you say and hit him in the mouth one of these times they're gonna do it hit him with a big move do it yeah all right now you gotta he's gonna stumble back and he's gonna do it again and you gotta hit him again oh you're down baby going down do it again do it again pick up your pants and do it again do it again [Music] yeah get out of here oh my god what a chat i was like he's not even taking the punishes get out of here so that was the last of like the the easy baby guys you're telling me king hippo was a baby guy he was like the boss baby i was getting a lot of boss baby vibes from this game [Music] yeah buddy that's so nice i love that they like paid homage to that piston hondo yeah oneness hondo i can't believe i didn't think of that [Music] also playing [ __ ] like sakura damn his laura is he's japanese sat there and then he stood up and now he's here and now he's that was his whole life he was sitting there and [Music] oh yeah when you get hit oh you that is a thing that can happen and you just got very lucky my good friend what the [ __ ] you'll never kill me i'm about to piss in your cup oh [ __ ] if you get hit again you're probably [ __ ] oh hold on well now here's the problem piston hondo is dead to me mac you look like you're you we want to kill pissing on you can't kill him mack he's a he's a human he's got like a jackknife stored in his gloves my name's jack yeah when i saw that like aaron punch being thrown i was like oh it's over but you actually got it go eat your california rolls in hell how does mac wipe his ass with hands like that doc has to do it for him get him oh i made you laugh at a bad time okay you're getting laid out all right good round out there mac let's get in the stall you forgot to wear your [ __ ] and pants we're gonna have to take a break mack you looking you're looking you're looking fine mac i can't wait to get you installed tonight with that sexy little ass it's getting too weird your ass is thick as hell abort the joke abort the joke you did it that's right piston hondo you turned that man into japanese toast victor's oh look at him dude hell yeah oh he's feeling it you did good bear hugger again when he presses minus he pulls a log out not a poop reference and he goes shaves it down oh chug in the syrup that's not a treat oh bear hugger oh he got taught by a bear what the what a bear taught him remember piston had no lore and this one is so much lower i couldn't even keep track of it 30 like quarter seconds whoa oh you got it get a man punches maples freaking leaves right out of there that was a great one-liner you really you nail those every time we're about to meet a very fascinating gentleman who does not follow the rules of boxing [Music] you tell me this guy is floating right now that's not all he'll do it's great tiger great tiger [Music] what is coming out of there man okay it's him oh damn it wow what in the sam hell oh you did it nice great whatever his name was great tiger great if you need a hint look at his pants [Music] what is he doing where what this this is not legal in real boxing just want to say there are rules in boxing and this i don't know if they explicitly mention like magic but uh they should they should rewrite the rules if there's a magic guy they should ban magic if winning was free everybody be a champ and if everyone's a champ no one is oh [ __ ] just it just adds up shut up i hate this dumb face you punch it right off i'm gonna punch his face off oh nice he actually got him oh yeah okay that's that's that's like that's a three-parter move there gotta like think about everything on the planet you have to become you have to [ __ ] achieve nirvana to dodge that punch there's one where he switches places with doc and doc goes like where am i help me i'm in hell that's like the worst thing because i would try it out and make it a little eye-raising dude but it didn't mail disgusting what is wrong with me what is wrong with me what is wrong with me oh oh god hey little mac dodge the right way [Music] [Music] we're just gonna ignore that also that was an amazing round by the birdman oh my god this is this this is the last time great tiger is he's dead he's going super saiyan you doing good stay down [ __ ] he's like thugging at the screen all right eat [ __ ] great tiger barley dump take off your pants you don't deserve them you're not a real tiger you're a dude one more this guy's a real piece of [ __ ] flamingo this guy's a real bastard no dude he looks horrible he looks horrible so this guy he like baits you and you have to punch him and then he responds with a move yeah you got it okay never mind can we get some fan art of uh doc and he's got little mac attached to him with an umbilical cord and you can see the chocolate bar traveling through the cord why don't you say that all right so like that what you said to like time it's like one one hook and then one jab yeah somebody asked why is lark the bird man this is that's what a lark is and because birdman was the best movie of 2015. nice okay fine do your stupid i don't care i dodge it little mac just got his [ __ ] mixed so hard the video quality went down [Music] okay it's fine it's fine this time like oh my god we're in the zone the zone is all around us he just activated his x factor [Music] oh oh you knocked off his toupee oh no this is his last face oh what is this oh no whoa dawn [ __ ] what an interesting guy his hair looks kind of fake this is it this is it you just gotta punch him and stalk punch him and [ __ ] eat his ass that's it that's it see ya hell yeah even went for the infinite like a [ __ ] chat i like it oh no he's freaking it's a erectile dysfunction that happens to everyone to avoid long-term injury get medical help right away for an interruption lasting more than four hours if you haven't suddenly decrease your loss in your innovation or any alleged reactions like bash has swelling to lift there's one more circuit yep and this next one has five guys instead of four five surprises and these guys are bastards oh two no it just gets harder oh no excuse me sir excuse me come here for a second i have something to say to you it's rude when you had magic no magic anymore it's aaron ryan okay this is the meme aaron ryan so i sent ages ago i sent lark an image that i found on like uh on on deviantart old slash withered aaron ryan wow wow now i understand five nights at freddy's version of ryan you have to interrupt his moves and they're like a little easier to interrupt than most characters so it's kind of like a tutorial for countering but you can't get like punishes on him you gotta okay hit him while he's swinging now so like there while he's charging at you before he yeah there you go before he even punches that's difficult yeah he's a bastard yeah he like taunts you while you're down i like there's lots of love and care put into the animations like they all everyone does something interesting like while you're knocked down or what oh nice why did what is his pants what is his pants it's like a little crotch stronger there i died oh no no i was now i was looking at us oh no that's the ultimate strat i have such an impressive package that when you knock down the other guy he's just going like huh would you look at that you know i also have bite marks on my game boy advance sp what was wrong with that nice start to do little two doctor new little three don't stop stop this this is real real thing you hate to see it folks you hate to see it but you know what you do love to see you love to see this the snail from doctor too little look it's dead inside it looks horrible it did not want to come into work today nice yeah there you go maybe that maybe we should have been doing that i think that was an interesting knock down me oh and he always gets up at the count of seven because irish funny oh i shouldn't and also you have seven hearts for this match because irish is irish aaron ryan has seven nipples seven balls and seven bones in his body that's right only seven bones seven lines of cocaine at seven p.m for some reason the pm makes that way funnier you're nothing yeah seven seven seven i get it i get it now it's that it's all sevens it all makes sense everything's adding up everything is adding up wow yeah i never looked at the people in the background they look they look weird weird they look really jank [Music] oh you gotta get him that was in like the last second of the round two frame perfect that was amazing frame perfect kill soda pop [Music] this is the guy i've told you before this guy used to be vodka drunkenski and they've changed him and they changed it so that now he's a sodapop drinking uh ussr [Music] yes i am sodapop drinking ussr enjoy ice cold coca-cola [Music] uh yeah there's that so you gotta punch the bottle when he holds it out there or otherwise he'll just drink back a bunch of his health that's lame also not legal in tournament damn i wish i could drink soda in the middle of a match well you can eat doc's ass candy that's true i feel like he talks ass candy he sweats soda rice grotesque sticky as [ __ ] he's a nurse he really is sucking that thing mac he's just sucking you can't give the baby the bottle let's put him away wow are you doing good that was good oh he's jerking that shoe okay russia russia russia i get it he's doing the russia dance he's crying he saw the [ __ ] like light at the end of the tunnel there jesus my my dad used to work for a map company and uh there was one time i helped him on his job of going around to schools and replacing maps that still had the soviet union on them that's actually super interesting yeah get him get him get him that was good you did you did that was much easier than uh don look at that guy in the what was it gollum what was that dude that was like horrifying he's smacking a shellfish on the rock to crack it open [Music] oh here we go okay practice if nothing oops nice oh i still managed to i did it it's like once the zoomers like take this meme and they're like i don't want to play with you anymore and they throw it in the trash that's when i come along and i'm like what's that mean it's delicious it's obsessed with the theory it's second theory he's doing it with one hand that theory works stupid oh but good what good doesn't have any guts wilhelm scream now that is a good will helps thank you [ __ ] play that next to the wilhelm screen can you even tell which one is the real one literally which one is which ah easy he's got it with one hand he's facing away he's in the other side of the [ __ ] room and he got it oh man he stood up and turned away oh yeah yes very good okay here we go don't fail me now oh what okay he's going to get a gyro even though it's technically called euro oh oh i'm scared are you going to move again no no no i'm so scared went through the seven stages of grief i don't know what to do oh you want to get some tabool are you my chocolate join nintendo club today max yeah what did i just see yeah he says that and actually there's a nintendo club exclusive demo of this game where you fight doc and it's like basically abandonware because it's hard to get now but there's like realms of it out there i'll play it eventually damn interesting yeah i've never heard the term abandonware i like that yeah that's it's a real term for software that is not officially supported anymore the poker night at the inventory games or that now and a lot of uh telltale stuff because they went bankrupt wait telltale went bankrupt yep i don't know if i knew that yep it went that was a while ago oh you just won casually chatting i think he got lucky and he went out on the fourth knock down well hell yeah all right all right cool we'll take it pug super matcha [Music] i i don't like the npc's little beady eyes that was from uncut gems just showed a scene from uncut gems right there i swear to god adam sandler is sitting there oh yeah he's got the peck action yikes man no crunch bogus it was like the slowdown from the star punch still activated i like the like the expression on mac's face there because it looks like he's reconsidering bogus i feel like timing is tighter for different guys i almost said the timing's tighter for a different fighter damn but i didn't want to be i didn't want to just transform into dr seuss in front of your goddamn eyes oh here it is you gotta talk three times after he shakes his fist oh you're just trying to buffer that i was like if i just spam it i don't know when he's gonna do it wow you knocked him out at the exact same second as the last round yeah 219 maneuver it's 219 because he's american what oh it's like seven i was like is that like a reference to something no we're referencing aaron ryan's dumb gimmick sometimes when you get the tko they do like a special little oh my americans flew out of my face until i missed my american but then sometimes they just fall to the ground they're like yep that's it then just a pool of blood just seeps out from underneath the guy nice job mack love the way you kill all right this is it i'm boss we're at mr sandman mr sandman this is gonna be just a beautiful sight to behold i'm not going to tell you anything okay oh this is some classic wwe stuff yeah he looks like back up next time and kick your ass and there you go and there you go okay okay okay oh yeah it goes boop and there you go oh my god [Music] but this guy has a there's a cheese to this guy if you want to and it's literally just tap his gut over and over again and it's like he starts he starts up a move exactly like that and he goes oh and it just takes off a little bit of help for him somebody'd say lark don't you feel bad about cheating the final boss absolutely not don't you mean don't you feel bad about winning whooping his ass it's just the fact that this is on like the final guy you know yeah it's it's just all the build up he gets to this point and then she punched him in the kidney a million times and he goes down you can't maybe go night night i get that that's a reference to your name but i won't be going tonight dude you're doing good all right he got me oh no [Applause] oh it's so much cooler out here god we're sweating in here oh yeah it's so hot in here you do it you leave the door open oh no oh no oh i'm too slow oh you should have done this from the start i should have done this from the start oh no [Music] oh [ __ ] oh damn it he's coming back you get hit did you what did you do you got your dick knocked off so bad you went back to the title screen oh my god i was gonna [ __ ] try and change save files but oh you piece of [ __ ] god damn it i've got a lot of tune to go around you have a slice takes off like one butt cheek of it you know gives it to him matt this is wrong you're supposed to hit him little tweety birds come out mac not blood you're gonna win my decision i think you beat the final boss and you're gonna win through a lame out let's see oh [ __ ] i think we won [Music] oh my god yeah like worst like the least [ __ ] like charismatic way to win ever but you did it damn man punch out in one sitting hell yeah you did it that was fun that's a good fun game well i'm proud of you you did it yeah i'm the punch-out world champion time to lose my belt to class [ __ ] joe yeah he's not gonna beat me no never class so it's like everybody came back and they're all stronger i can beat him i can beat glass joe you're doing good okay just one more okay oh no well folks glass joe whoops my ass and now we get to watch the stupid we get to watch the unskippable cutscene of beaten and bruised little mac putting his belt down on the ground in front of glass damn it and next time i'm going to get it back goodbye everyone thank you for watching so much you've been a lovely audience today i forgot to punch out enough reggie

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Rating: 4.9736972 out of 5

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Id: BHFvHY35znQ

Length: 32min 27sec (1947 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 02 2020