Fallout: New Vegas """"""""""Speedrun""""""""""

we're gonna play Fallout New Vegas I have played a bit of this game before I played actually I guess quite a bit I never felt like I was doing a whole lot no when I played it I just kind of like picked it direction and walked a lot of times and eventually wound up in New Vegas I had like killed the guy who shot me and then the game kept going and I was like oh I don't really care about what's happening now I stopped playing but I think I'm gonna do a full playthrough this time I'm gonna try to really pay attention and make sure that I'm invested in the plot because that's what made me lose interest the first time but I did really enjoy what I did play at this game I felt like I only kind of scratched the surface what a cool like atmosphere for a game a lot of people I've heard a lot of people say this is the best one and it kind of disincentivizes me from playing the rest of the series but whatever maybe I probably still will the thing that I know is that they are jank as [ __ ] and I am so looking forward to capturing it on record guess names like Benny Burnie or some [ __ ] Bernie Sanders the game was rigged from the start - I liked the guy on the right he looked really giddy I really do like this game's aesthetic of the whole like the world after nuclear fallout it had sort of this cultural Arrested Development not the show oh my God look it's already a spitting image of me it literally just looks like me it's like me but like 40 it's a role-playing game right I mean you got a roleplay I am a Hispanic woman I mean you should if I'm really trying to roleplay hard I should be an old Hispanic woman actually a smart good Cowboys good at most ain't a thing I'm sucking the poison out of your rabble or back to fixing your broken wagon ankle axle oh yeah well you know I'm taking a couple out of perception and putting them into strength I'm gonna be a [ __ ] buff agile old woman all right ten [ __ ] luck oh I'm hot Chet what the [ __ ] is Wild Wasteland is this just like silly mode I'm gonna look it up oh this is you have to do this to find the Indiana Jones in the fridge for real not having this trait will make fewer humorous analogies analogues in places of the Wild Wasteland decanters I'll take goofy fallout please ensure loose cannon I'm gonna head on down to the saloon and dunk the sunny smiles where's my pip-boy I want to listen to jingle jangle we here we are they went thattaway wait hold on is that a Scooby Doo reference that's literally from hassle in the castle by scooby-doo don't worry playing the song I forget nerd what can I get you sir I'm not looking for supplies I'm the bartender so the environment around here really reminds me of Eastern Washington any of you Washington folk out there we've ever been to like Ephrata I love the way it looks it it looks basically exactly like this it's so cool it's up to the like straight down to like they're being abandoned buildings around I actually have some pictures it's such a cool place I almost said area like it's a [ __ ] video game she keeps getting stuck on her dog already the jank is making me laugh he's like normal geckos are they like big oh I see oh man goofy these guys look oh I'm [ __ ] up in every regard here we go there it is yeah yo maybe never be the head of a major corporation sure that was actually never a man like my Johnny the one they call Johnny Guitar I think this is what the game is all about like people criticize Bethesda games for like shitty quests or like bad NPC's or writing and like Jake but really it's all about I mean these modern Bethesda games I feel like are all about the experience you know walking through the apocalyptic desert with jazz blaring in your knees ah a straight razor yeah see yeah you're trying to hit me scorpion Steve trying to dice me up I'll dice you up see ya out of my neighborhood I like that cross up there see that's the sort of [ __ ] like when I pointed at the skyline and I was like oh that's what Eastern Washington looks like you were probably like oh but - the like weird artifacts just out in the middle of nowhere no it has weird artifacts out in middle of nowhere it's so fun I've always like seen this this is always like a did you know Jamie this is a reference to Indiana Jones for the shitty one town mom huh I'm motherly I'll [ __ ] murder her if she thinks she's the town mom I'm gonna be the Newtown mom and everyone's gonna love me to death until that day getting one and 19 more oh oh game crash first crash I didn't save [ __ ] just do this for the entire rest of the stream all right well great straight razor I accidentally killed the game easy Pete well why the hell are you calling everybody's telling me to kill easy painter he's easy is he gonna like betray me or something not if you've got something TNT is this like killing lab truck in Dark Souls before he kills the fire keeper and well I gotta shoot these bottles they're already like down she thinks it's fine even though they're like already on the ground oh I'll crouch down hold on the meat let me try to sharp shoot this one right here let me try to sharp shoot it I did it I did it wait what the [ __ ] is a crosshair yeah this this song will weed out all the fake yodeling fans in the audience but don't wait dawg what are those oohs your eyes holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] with your eyes good dog what is it what is he a pug is he a pug that's a joke because pugs eyes fall out they literally fall out their bone structure doesn't hold their eyes in that's real look it up oh oh I need to reget this hat oh you know why it crashed it's cuz I didn't put on the Hat hell yeah what the [ __ ] that doesn't look like a suave gambler hat I don't think I took the Hat is this the same hat what the [ __ ] hat is this this isn't a cool hat this doesn't look like the picture it's like a fem version does that really change of your girl I don't get to be female Indiana Jones [ __ ] off look up retro puns I've actually never thought about that like a time before pugs were just completely [ __ ] as a species oh yeah a lot of people have been telling me that mods fix a lot of this game's issues but the issues are part of the experience that's the Bethesda promise is that the game hardly [ __ ] work and it'll be hilarious Bethesda didn't make this though I think we can call it a bethesda game she's got a revolver in a glass behind her that is a tall glass of gun you do 10% damage against female opponents you'll sometimes have access to unique dialogue options when dealing with the same sex um is it get hot here this is a heat a little high in this room feeling thirsty oh my god already we're getting into the lutenist I see I'll take your dirty water you know welcome uh he just a cup just appeared in his hands beat me again so this dick just like dispensed a mug okay let's this guy's got his eyes closed I just got my knife to a nice these dudes oh no no I don't it's a big board [ __ ] you Johnny Guitar oh this is so hard with controller oh I need to switch the keyboard I need to switch the keyboard I need to switch the keyboard I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing I can't like look around I can't like look around there you go father's just a bunch of like corpses lying around like is anybody gonna like freak out about this no okay I guess I'll be the only one to loot these like isn't this an apocalypse that's just how it is in Vegas but they're just wasting the like supplies that they have and like all these people just have like a bunch of stuff on them let's just ignore the corpses and not loot them at all come on this is basic apocalypse stuff right here I'm going to this thing true exploration hours the too embarrassed to do it in front of me they're like oh we normally raid those guys but it would just be so awkward just immediately start stripping a bit of their clothes this is so nice it's so like atmospheric I love it hmm what's that just over the hill over there why I guess I'll go check it out but a dude Oh Oh God oh there's robot robot is fighting a giant scorpion what the [ __ ] robot Lichter what are you doing palm killing time now victory he's dead now I'm dead I should have saved I didn't save for a long time [ __ ] you oh oh man that let pipe is good I know I can like craft weapons together I remember later on some of the most satisfying gameplay in this game was consolidating all of my equipment like all of the extra weapons that I had sitting around to make like one super varmint rifle or whatever that was like oddly satisfying I mean grandma mad very much smash like spongebob bass sound and steel guitar it really sounds like it right after I hear the blue I want to hear like the bubble transition like when they do the screen life with the bubbles in spongebob does anybody know what I'm talking about like my subconscious wants to hear that I'd like a Pavlovian response to it Sharp's lewis what a great name chomps cool graffiti does it mean anything though oh oh right there right there the desk law was already there I was looking at a drawing of a deathclaw and they was right there it's just a youngin it's just a young little Dethklok okay there's two that's two that's the second Dethklok it's quite a big Dethklok to a bigger one do they really make him in a variety of sizes whoa whoa what the ghost riders in the sky what the [ __ ] is happening look there's the cross oh no nevermind that's not the cross I like that there's lots of like tall landmarks you'd like to point out and be like I'm gonna go there it's fun it lends itself to adventurous gameplay oh god oh god what the [ __ ] are you what the [ __ ] evolved centaur i crippled its tongue I'm not doing a lot of damage to these guys and I don't know I never learned what was on the up-and-up look like radiation oh it's moe wait moe what the [ __ ] why is that one Moe I assume Moe is some like plot [ __ ] he's gonna have like an item he's gonna have Moe's trinket on him empty Moe is empty The Simpsons like what the hell is this oh oh who the [ __ ] are you even the mutants like country music well yeah the like there hasn't been any culture since what like the 50s actually when the hell did the bombs drop in fall what's like the exact year everybody's the same 2077 that's the time the bombs dropped really wait Oh on the fallout wiki it says note that the fallout world is not our own but rather one that has diverged from ours oh okay the timeline starts in 7500 BCE four thousand years before the earliest human civilizations emerge in Mesopotamia you barge thrives in the region known to humans as the rub al-khali what the [ __ ] 1950s estimated point of divergence what's that on the top of your head is that hair no it's an Indiana Jones hat according to this game I got a vats oh no not him him I think that's it that's it good use of vats I'm crazy I'm crazy oh excuse the excuse the Frick enemy sir that's so stupid why does his head explode from one shot oh [ __ ] a single shot gun I've got three what do you mean ha ha ha dude Dino toy Dino DNA well I know I'm taking that oh look at this we got a we got a little her two banthas or whatever oh they're glitching out a little bit what's going on here whoa whoa guys are you all right okay oh god no don't freak out oh god oh I'm so sorry clearly is stuck in the rails and it's upsetting you I just want to help that's what unstick no I just want to unstick him out of the rails there's a bunch of them now I gotta kill all these banthas look they're all clipping into the rails they don't know how to move Oh oh my [ __ ] lord oh my god am I really I'm not gonna I died I died I really thought those banthas we're gonna appreciate me unsticking the child's moves from the railroad tracks but now alright folks just passing through no need to freak out at me this time I was just trying to examine a glitch well howdy partner oh excuse the hell out of you Oh dad Oh squirrels oh I thought the squirrel stew did that for a second vanished into thin air and he's like phew glad that guy's gone yeaaaah yes I learned how to do a speed run strat I don't even know if it's actually a speed runs jet but I learned a cool glitch I cannot wait to explore it further it's time to break the game you guys know this this is like a weird theme this is like I swear I didn't intend for this to happen but there's like a recurring theme of like I play a game and like slowly over the course of the game it gets like more and more busted it just devolves into this like glitchy mess so this apparently the game thinks that I'm in a menu right now even though I'm totally not I mean I kind of am but it's it's frozen the game around me as though I have my pip-boy up and apparently it means that if I go far enough there'll be weird unloaded [ __ ] but look at these textures it was right when I saw these textures I was like oh baby and then right as you cross the threshold this happens now explain to me I don't know if there's any scientists in the audience I'm not sure what's going on here [ __ ] there was like an explosion of physics objects the ground is gone and there's 10 million geckos oh they're all just vibing it's like a mosh pit yeah yeah it's just free money free gecko meat is all I see here oh they're falling through the world actually I can't grab their meat this might be a vid yeah no [ __ ] once we once we're reaching levels of this let's just [ __ ] fly-in everywhere I don't even know what's happening of course it's a vid what are you talking about look at this the world just like drops off there's like a cube of ground that's like a special ground tile that has the like scum puddle in it yeah this is the only trick I know so far but trust me I will try to find more I found a whole page that was like Fallout New Vegas exploits and glitches this is just the one that excited me the most do I want to set my marker that's a good question I don't think so no look at this it's incredibly low res Hill it's beautiful I'm pushing in real life oh oh look pushing in real life helped you need to be on the world map I need to do that so I Oh what was that mine oh look at my neck it's just like nope.avi the old ass meme it's like so surreal actually it feels magical this like roguelike suspended in there Oh guys there's dudes are they gonna be able to handle this [ __ ] you [ __ ] you oh look my little blood cloud is still in the air sadly I can't attack while I'm in this mode look he's reaching for his gun he's reached he's got a schwifty hand going for his pistol he's crows it's just so cool it's like you can freeze time what I'd like video gave me power to have also the thing at the very beginning of the stream was me after having fallen through the like eternal nothingness at the bottom of the world as well which I was a thing that happened that was what made me truly think okay I got a stream this the numbers okay watch out for the float spiders they'll get you oh there's a lot of them Oh God it's like you're actually really menacing oh Jesus ants we're ants we're the ants a lot of this is just gonna be like low-poly dirt textures isn't that exciting guys low-poly dirt look at this there's an extra broken road underneath the first broken road you know I'm kind of surprised by how similar the world looks oh never mind I was gonna say when everything's but everything's frozen it actually looks pretty similar then the game was like hey what if I had a [ __ ] stroke I've got like a little trail of like Yoshi eggs following me all right this is kind of weird hearing that music and seeing a dude being crucified look you can totally see oh never mind I was gonna so you can see the seams in the world even when they lit improperly no it was still gone Oh speak i saw a brief spin like muffled underneath the world real [ __ ] real [ __ ] he keeps calling me bleep attractive children well there's a red squirts bark scorpion excuse me it's freaking [ __ ] what am i holding um I don't like to think about such things I don't like to question it I'm just rolling with it at this point okay oh I see people shooting can't you see I'm busy for you to shell from portal with clown makeup it's good you know it's it it almost just looks like I put the game to low graphical settings Oh explosion excuse the hell out of me I need to make my way over there I'm making progress I'm going fast as I can I swear I'm actually moving right now I need to go see the cluster oh no now they're coming over here no no it's those guys you're [ __ ] joking help me move [ __ ] oh they know they're stuck too they've stuck too it's fun I really can't do anything though I'm serious oh I did it I did it I got out excuse me Oh what the [ __ ] where did those guys come from find the men who tried to kill you I'll find Benny and I'll freeze time right in this ugly face all right so it's like right when we cross this threshold it's gonna reload the game no okay right every time I think I figured out what's going on it throws a new rule in my face will I be under the ground holy [ __ ] I'm under the ground let me get up there [ __ ] oh this is actually bad am i stuck underneath the ground oh [ __ ] this is hard ground I can't jump through it okay well let's reload mold say hey that didn't take long put this away oh [ __ ] convict yeah there's just a dude chasing me with dynamite in the distance look at him go what are you doing what are you doing buddy what is this what are you trying to are you trying to do here buddy you trying to [ __ ] with me huh ever been to New York kid all right oh excuse the [ __ ] out of you sir who is shooting me who just shot me it's gonna save and reload at any point right now very soon it's gonna do it I swear right here yeah whoa even the music freaked out these cows have like massive distended utters I don't know if anybody ever read fable Haven the book fable Haven they're like this series there's one part where they have to milk a giant cow and it's [ __ ] disgusting it'd be like some weird album cover almost oh look there's a is that a landmine no that's that's a plant that is I believe a blue agave plant oh sudden slime Oh what what killed me what I just dropped dead excuse me and see like the bounce of the dynamite this is so sick honestly I love [ __ ] like this where there's a move on this bugs page that says speed [ __ ] and it's rapidly crippling and repairing your legs which is hilarious give me your dirty money [ __ ] what you literally haven't hit me once that was pathetic lady who else wants some apparently I'm overpowered all right you next I see this shall be easy this guy is disgusting and crusty deputy beagle oh my god they've all got hilarious names by sand Steve this guy's oh my god what the [ __ ] is with your eyes lady what the [ __ ] it's terrifying I think I just saw her true soul ok whatever everybody hates me Oh what we just [ __ ] shot me what are you doing what is this why did he do that is that cuz I stole a cigarette oh look he's got his gun out what's he gonna go do why are you gonna go do everybody's just walkin around the guns out good evening partner evening miss that's a nice revolver you got there she literally looks like a [ __ ] like five nights at Freddy's - screenshot I have a distinct memory of walking into this room on my first playthrough and there was a person floating stuck in the ceiling I have a video of it from like ages ago it is a very strong memory and it's got like triggered in my brain to elaborate this guy is part of a quest that I like need to talk to him who knows what happens when I talk to him good job deputy beagle doing the Lord's work Oh Scott that always freaks me out whatever that happens the Scotch wore off you guys know how that feels you take a little you take a little drink and then like 20 minutes later you there's a blinding light in your eyes and you feel like you're about to like ascend to heaven I think this was the area where I've picked up absolutely everything back that was the leader okay that looks like a massive wood domed yeah this is such a jam they actually got like some great songs which is so clutch where are you boy save me something get up boy you looking to buy some supplies oh man imagine that somebody comes into your [ __ ] room at night and wakes you up and is like show me what you got for sale oh well the game's really low frames what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh god it's awful what's happening what's the trees bouncing on me holy [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] floor what the [ __ ] it's in random black hole hold on oh my god I crashed [ __ ] my life I really wanted I really wanted what to work I don't know when the last autosave was oh right here hell yeah this means I can do it again baby hell yeah I don't learn a thing literally like the final boss of the game was the [ __ ] rock fruit and we got it with this like calming like cowboy music look at that look oh that's stretchy stretc whoa it's like a black hole it really is like a black hole there's like dog corpses underneath it they're trying to escape I don't want to get too close I'm gonna get like sucked in I seriously feel like I'm gonna get sucked into this like give it a wide berth oh no I got sucked in come on let me move oh I got out I got out what the [ __ ] is this it's like a mess of physics objects with a [ __ ] tree bouncing on top you can't make this [ __ ] up you know it actually means been nine full [ __ ] okay that's cool torso crippled [ __ ] you that sucks though cuz I can't even get that guy's stuff now oh my god oh we got to see that guy go straight to hell just directly to help do not pass go etc oh I love this part of the song when they get the smooth-talking low voice guy I love that guy even though this song is like vaguely creepy it's like be honest when you tell me you love me you better put your soul into it [ __ ] oh look at that more fun to be had barrels of fun what the [ __ ] oh excuse the [ __ ] out of me what okay [Music] we're all the way back to you was there an explosive in that barrel is that what that was what the [ __ ] was that look at this schmuck look at this [ __ ] schmuck what are you doing he's just City just smoked a big weed he's sitting there just staring at that thing Oh oh my god it's beautiful it's [ __ ] beautiful umm I still feel very creeped out by this powerful object alright let's see this fight go down gecko hunter get him he's doing well I think he's getting closer you're giving a little push oh no he's given up I think he's sucking his thumb I mean object your actor falls out of bounds and into the void in the Bethesda gamebryo engine he will respawn in a predetermined spot called the [ __ ] that's real I think we've seen that before with the like Destin that's what we saw the barrel like falling into the void and then coming back I think that spot is the [ __ ] um hello hmm I can like hear his arm flapping come on come on down here come here come here come see this I'm an excited gecko Bethesda right there it's in in the titles before obsidian I don't want to harp on about this or anything one over here boy oh he looks confused stomped on his head too I stomped on his head and grounded into the dirt that was horrible I'm not sure you should be here eat dick sir I can [ __ ] stop time just try to stop me all right how about this for my finale I'm gonna go in here and murder everyone oh wait what why is it prompting me for this now I if this if I press a and it crashes the game I'm ending the stream [Music] awesome anyway I learned some new tricks guys you know what they say about old dogs well I am no old dog I learned how to speed boost like that okay so yeah that's that's the that's the new one I also learned there's a console there's very easily accessible console commands like this one you make everything a [ __ ] wireframe how insane is that and like some things are very detailed like these almost look like they have textures from far away but that's just because they have so many polygons next to each other and I think this line that the Sun is right there and that's what this line represents I [ __ ] around with this a little bit off stream this is so cool to me it's no clip again hold on TCL tender care and love that's how you remember that but let's just go high up in the sky you can't move directly up like I'm pointing straight down and only holding the S key right now but it's still moving me backwards like laterally but something funny happens if you go all the way up in the sky and also you get a really cool view of the entire [ __ ] map of New Vegas which is awesome but look at that it looks surprisingly good like I guess this game looks a little dated do the gun thing really high up I don't think I could even do that actually so you need to change ammo you need to like buffer a pip-boy look alright I think a day bro Oh No just a quick zoom just a quick zoom someone says it looks more like a davana than a desert and I know you meant to Savannah but that's hilarious it makes me think of what is the what's the thing in the Star Wars prequels where Jar Jar Binks says oh what's the like nonsense that he says Oh del oaf elegance he says del Oh fella gates instead of fellow delegates and and people just let that [ __ ] slide also I am walking hello fella gets oh here we are that wasn't an edit you just popped back out of the ground in fact I think actually holy [ __ ] is that the place where is that the [ __ ] I swear I'm not making this up there's a thing that we learned about in like a couple streams ago called COC isn't this the exact same place where we encountered the black hole of bushes and the the plant the Brock flower section spawn that's the [ __ ] oh my god that is incredible also I feel really tall even though I'm just walking above the ground in fact oh there's one that said change your size and I didn't even try it I really hope it works I was really excited to try this out but I was like no I wanted to save it for the stream so that everybody can get my epic reaction oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] big granny holy [ __ ] you move so fast oh my god how far does this go like what happens if I to a hundred oh no here we are it doesn't seem like I'm actually that much bigger okay so so no clip is off this is just how I am I even have like moon jumps I have like moon jumps oh this is this is much easier in terms of like travel time holy [ __ ] I unlocked the Run button guys Fallout New Vegas has a built-in run but what why do I hear the breaking bad thing let's see if my bullets are huge let's sent into another dimension mellow elegance [ __ ] [ __ ] oh excuse the hell out of me just I want to jump across this I like you use this mountain like a ramp Oh what do I take fall damage have I been taking fall damage this entire time like normal negative oh oh we're messing with forces that could potentially crash the game here look how slow I move oh oh it's the movie ants now actually this is kind of awesome that it still looks cool this is seriously how fast I move hold on I need to do the like glitch I need to fling myself at what I can't even I can't even see my pip-boy same engine is Skyrim that's crazy everybody keeps telling me this isn't a Bethesda game it's crazy that this same engine Oh select point five I could be like an actual tiny baby man yeah there you go I'm just really short not subsidiary because it uses the Bethesda engine and a Bethesda property that's crazy I didn't know that okay so now I need to get out my pip-boy and do the revolver thing again Oh Oh what excuse the [ __ ] what this is what it's like when you're over encumbered there's a strange Zen to this I actually like really enjoy this I'm not even sure why I'm just gonna go back to that's what excuse me what did I do it's like a loaded old save you're supposed to like to bind the gun to a hotkey I didn't do that oh oh I need to clicks is that how you do it no oh I think I did it okay I still [ __ ] died wait holy [ __ ] now it's gonna spawn me above the ground so I can save myself I can save it I need to click Save and click load in the time in the time it takes to get close to the ground there we go there we go you alright are you dead yes this one looks like it's still alive and kicking um I guess I'll circuits oh it stopped moving I like took its meat when it was still alive that was awful oh look alright we in luck white horse metal as I live and breathe never thought I'd see the day dilute this guy's of course nobody else shoot me alright just need to loop this guy's corpse and get out of here like you know - what I mean if I'm already over encumbered I might as well grab some more stuff right it's not gonna make me any slower is it actually it might I don't know that I don't know that we're nearing like kill two guys and then instantly just start like scrounging look it up like blue there's like literal evil laughter going on in the background music by the way like every once in a while something just goes oh my god I learned the robot in here I went around and talked to all the people one hilariously the people all have like the same voice lines even for like different people so you'll talk to two people and they'll say the exact same sentence but like in different voices and also the robot in here is called [ __ ] Prince Wu which is an amazing name these statues are walking faster than me Jesus Christ brim slim I already like went through all of his dialogue options but holy [ __ ] just like so powerful like a robot with a cowboy hat and he's made brim swim you know I heard people on a speedrunning forum discussing whether or not it was even possible to do a glitchless run of this game they were like it might not be it would be incredibly difficult Thanks I answer selling me some [ __ ] trash idiot and I can move again let's hear there's that these people say the same thing oh god no I don't want to talk to it no keep ruining it you unique NPCs listen this guy's gonna say to leave me alone in my misery mine look they say the same thing in different voices look what the [ __ ] look look that's the same line push each other around to look for people just said the same line in a row what the [ __ ] I remember that's how I made my money in my first playthrough of this game was I just picked up a bunch of trash and sold it I mean you know some of that was to some people that's how you sold your crafting materials idiot but I I see this as a absolute win I'm up some money and I'm down some crafting equipment is there a reason that you can sit on benches like this is it just like for role-playing purposes oh oh [ __ ] let's just act natural all right keep you look forward so if he doesn't notice me okay okay hmm okay okay he saw me he saw me dick he looks like he just got up eat [ __ ] he just did like the you just woke up in the morning and he did like the the big yawn with the arm says did one of those he was the head honcho oh that wasn't me oh I'm over in comfort again god dammit I'm does that mean that I'm gonna drop some things no no sir no siree listen to this music you know this is a suspenseful part right come on what kind of amateur would I be if I healed right now or lessened my load in any way this is how video games were meant to play it incidentally also a speedrun I did pick up a flamethrower which might have just been a ton of weight oh my god this is the strand so the first real strand type game can I use my 37 other Dynamite's to repair the one other dynamite into like a super dynamite it's deputy bagel this guy's not gonna like I seem to remember there was like a betrayal it was like some sort of betrayal in this chapter I feel like that guy like was a [ __ ] more sunset sasparilla piñon nuts holy [ __ ] guys let's see those hot takes in the chat get those pinions out of here oh damn then I'll defer to your superior phrasal of character and prowess in contests of arms and see you outside you'll see me outside what the [ __ ] big iron on my hip dude Oh howdy howdy howdy pardon I didn't realize I I lost the clothes that I was wearing until just now I want to see what he does Oh Oh what oh [ __ ] I'm dressed as a powder ganger is what's going on I don't know what I did was I not supposed to rescue this guy is that why they're attacking me this guy's so slow go go in there go in there you idiot go in there why are you so slow so now I'm gonna put away my gun I'm gonna go in I'm not dressed like a powder ganger well why why are you like this is this his betrayal are you betraying me right now is that what this is is he just a dick listen I'm just gonna get this all done I'm gonna murder this dude before he can [ __ ] like hey Ziggy rebuked my own a night or whatever you don't have to kill beagle okay I'm gonna kill beagle uh I'm gonna murder him because I don't like him because he took something like he took some vague ass garbage as good would it do you I'm gonna [ __ ] sleep on your bed and I'm gonna murder you oh no I'm gonna take a nap you stay right there you stay right there I'm just gonna take a little nap all right all right now The Reckoning bye-bye it's okay guys he's not really dead he's merely pretending no one dared to make us shiver no one dared to make a slip like a person like stitching the like article of clothing a slip well they go I wouldn't dare I still I like what if I go in here and everybody still hates me what then what if it's just that the game is a buggy piece of [ __ ] and I just need to like live with that you know it's an it's an analog for real life like in real life these misunderstandings form and sometimes you can't repair it and sometimes you just gotta murder everyone that has a poor opinion of you it's a statue just trying to like cop a feel on granny new Vegas look at that that is inappropriate that's workplace harassment sir Oh I just killed like ten people also there's a lady frozen in time behind you like don't turn around but there's a lady literally did like low-polygon Ellen Ripley in aliens is behind you with a gun have you tried reload dashing no let me know what that is no I'm sorry I'm being a jackass I did I I have done that I would like right after I said that I was like that's so mean they're gonna like type out like a genuine description and they're gonna be like oh he was just being a and then suddenly appeared before me the only one my arms we're home I'm lieutenant Hayes of the new California Republic army you sound like you've been hit by a tranquilizer dart your business I don't even know that people are such [ __ ] like even after a nuclear fallout when like society breaks down people are like boom already we're like having disputes with other groups again the gunfights in this game are so stupid troll station troll station holy [ __ ] were at the troll station guys take plunger activate toilet speed oh [ __ ] oh did that work holy [ __ ] I'm crippled my legs are crippled oh no I wasn't crippled what was the red flashing legs on the body it was left over from when you got crippled when you died oh so it was like literally not my fault got it probably took a lot of like time and resources to build these statues that you maybe could have spent like building a town that isn't a massive piece of [ __ ] just just trying to like throw out ideas here nice everybody in this one room they're all like coming oh it's like a dance hey there hey there you know what I'm gonna go end Tabitha's reign of terror [ __ ] it the rest of the stream is dedicated to ending Tabitha's reign of terror rim swim [ __ ] take it easy partner howdy partner well these guys are quite tough [ __ ] you know hold on I can make this a lot easier on myself kablooie easy easy game ez life where's tabatha this is actually so hard it's like I feel like an exterminator right now oh [ __ ] what's happening why do I feel like an exterminator killing like rats I can't even get low enough to search their corpses it's okay well [ __ ] I accidentally ate something else it's true it I need to pee so badly in-game now oh [ __ ] I'm getting radiated [ __ ] I got to go fast listen where's tabatha just let me get over to Tabitha oh oh oh what a lot just happened a whole lot just happened tender caring love clear set scale one boom it's like nothing ever happened it's Tabitha just gonna be a normal human being that's gonna be like the twist requires key Oh what don't plant a non potato barley if you don't get gasoline hold it by a fire they fake food to be by is it really gonna be some [ __ ] where I just have to like find it somewhere like it was just gonna be a key like sitting around I hope that's not how it is oh there's a bush inside that look fix the game take the bush out of the meat dumpster this [ __ ] like A+ student over here you showed up early well let me move this sucks I don't even know where this [ __ ] like key is I'm looking for a thing that's like the size of a [ __ ] like bobby pin in like a mountain damn it's so annoying guys I gotta be perfectly honest the combat is not why I play Fallout New Vegas okay yeah somebody in chat just told me where it is absolutely taking that like literally I will fly there Wow Oh what absolute [ __ ] game design holy [ __ ] that is unforgivable well I'm really mad about that I'm really very mad about that okay what is this what even is this he's dressed like a woman he's got like a wig I guess that was Tabitha wow that would have been funny if I wasn't like pissed off from the game literally being awful ooh I kind of want that I'm gonna take the drink disgusting filthy water oh look at that [ __ ] face crunchy mutt fruit why does that I feel bad after even like saying that what broken mr. handy uh I I don't want the handy Oh paint gun get that out of you that's the way to do it just an explosion of trash also I learned by the way that on the subject of the name they went thattaway I learned that the they went thattaway name is probably not I mean it could be a scooby-doo reference but it wouldn't make sense in universe the only other thing that I know of that says like there's a line they went thattaway is there's a movie there's like a shitty comedy like a buddy cop comedy from the 70s called they went thattaway but besides that otherwise it's a Scooby Doo reference and Scooby you came out after the bombs fell in the Fallout universe I'm pretty sure so it wouldn't make sense in universe just saying in the Fallout universe the bombs fell in 2077 I don't think that's right I think 2077 is the year we're in now isn't it am I wrong on this why is culture stuck in the 50s if it's if the bombs fell in 2077 mmm cold word cold war never stopped so culture never developed or something that is kind of a massive plot hole I'm not gonna lie maybe they explained that otherwise the bombs fell in 2077 and then just I guess people were just twiddling their thumbs until then I'm kind of like disappointed looking knowing that i I looked at the wiki and I guess I misinterpreted it or something I thought it said like 1950s is the vague I think it said that was the point of divergence and I just assumed that meant the point when [ __ ] nuclear war happened but I guess the point of divergence was actually something else I didn't read the whole page oh my god really really I was just gonna note that that was like janky I was like oh look at this cone that's clipped into the ground just puke just puke let's go you are over cucumber and cannot run funny funny funny funny punch punch punch check it out guys I'm beating up the dinosaur this is like how slow some people walk in like parking lots like in the middle of the road like literally in the middle of the street you ever see people like that who are like Lottie fricking duh it's gonna take like a casual stroll through the middle of the road and a part what diagonally just at my own pace Novak look is that where it gets its name holy [ __ ] that's clever I like it on my backside and call me a biscuit that line is used by the cloning guy in Teen Titans he says that in Teen Titans whatever it's called what was his [ __ ] name Johnny multiply multiplicities James what was the guy's name in Teen Titans did you know every day of my life people try to get me with like the old alt f4 [ __ ] it's like listen I may have healed myself when I wasn't crippled earlier I was not literally born yesterday I have in fact existed for more than 20 minutes so I know about the alt f4 all right I will walk directly into the [ __ ] noggin of the dinosaur as the crow flies I believe is the term for this howdy partner damn it what you want I did not sneak up on you I slowly walked directly into your field of vision nobody looks me straight in the eye anymore nobody looks anyone straight in the eye this is a [ __ ] Bethesda game such like random trash I've also got Spurs that jingle jangle jingle Oh what come with me am i trying to lure this guy out to get killed if I can leave Easter is that what I didn't even like pay attention earlier am i luring this man out to get me murdered hey there so you just exist here now I'm gonna be honest I skimmed the whole hat thing okay I was like hey why don't you come stand out here for no reason he's like I guess I could do that that's hilarious I could use those things but it would be very naughty it'll be stealing I do not steal don't make another sound let me drink from your toilet ah yes I can slurp slurp I really steal anything from here oh there's a lady hey lady sell me I love that nobody goes what the [ __ ] when you like wake them up nobody goes like kid and I'm sleeping [ __ ] [ __ ] oh man all these beds are taken really howdy howdy I see nobody's like what the hell man water caravans Novak would have turned to dust a long time ago like they just start like shooting the [ __ ] he just got up to say one thing one little like shower thought the immersion is off the charts to the top of the dyno yet everybody's saying to like kill the lady in this house should I kill her is she the one that did it I got a better idea check no wait wait check this out I got an idea alright how about how about this for an option check how about you never tell me what to do for the entire rest of my goddamn life alright how does that sound check lesson learned huh how about you never tell me what to do ever again okay what the [ __ ] why is he like frozen in place okay sighs wait giblets didn't go flying this giblets didn't go like I suppose okay Annie vanishes somebody said that this is not exploding because I have no clip-on amazing amazing holy [ __ ] there it is baby what I'm tresspass what you cannot sleep well trespassing [ __ ] I do it all the time the lady is one of the keys to getting the secret enclave armor don't kill okay was it this lady was it this lady right here that you didn't want me to burn just confirming that this was the lady that you didn't want me to incinerate here is this the one that gives you the special armor she's shooting at the sky what are you doing she was shooting at the sky what okay I did it slide who are you imagine you've been talking to someone you you've like issued orders to them you've already had like an in-depth conversation with them and then like their last question is yeah who are you oh yeah everybody's trying to like reverse-psychology me now yeah no thanks the bits already over dirty water and an empty syringe just like a mama used to make oh look at this it's good look look this guy was making a cute little project look at that that's just adorable that's just [ __ ] adorable this stupid little bottle project I'm gonna take all your [ __ ] dead Google [ __ ] you Oh what is it this is what you know what [Music] we don't take kindly to tourists on our way don't take too kindly to strangers 100 caps should cover it Thanks what the [ __ ] let me kill them wait let me kill those people they just instantly vanished I thought I would be allowed to just kill them that was stupid I didn't think they would just vanish into thin air am I crazy or is it like with the biker goggles there's two of them there's two of them here but it doesn't say - that's a glitch someone says remember last night's peggle stream and grapefruit just ended the stream after beating a level so people told me to pick this door those guys just here but I'm gonna do it cuz it's like radiated people said there's a silly goofy thing what is up with this rocket souvenir there's like a ton of toys in here yeah oh [ __ ] wait 50 wait 50 oh Jesus Christ Sarah it's gotta give some that's gotta give something's gotta give well you know I'm taking absolutely all of these have fun being over encumbered yeah have fun not having like a thousand dinosaur toys full of radiation absolute full oh oh oh excuse me where were these guys literally like a second ago oh my god I don't know what I did wrong look there's a friendly human NPC up here and help me okay my head just got crippled wait a second but hold on just a [ __ ] moment here hold on is this what I think I've seen this on the internet before is this like what those furries that my granddaughter is always telling me about it's a send dog tour dog dick oh he looks like a buffoon making this [ __ ] like better call Saul and credits music stop playing like why is it the game's freaking out like I get it times are rough for Saul Goodman I don't know is he gonna make the big case I sure can't wait for the next episode but uh I think this is a bit excessive whoa these guys are this is a weird method of crucifixion what you doing what is he doing Oh - oh my it's so [ __ ] fast oh there's scary look can we stop with this yeah I get a thing thing boom it's cool I like the faint I like the band stomped to where they do that thing where they're in the water and they're hitting pots and pans or that's so great I'm getting real sick and tired of that music though it's gonna activate the Breaking Bad music again I just I want to find a [ __ ] I want to find a nice exciting [ __ ] that'll explode all not like that ooh gross you guys are so Yuki oh I see there's some people who are unfamiliar with new Vegas console commands you don't know technical terms like the [ __ ] I don't know how I've managed to do that but I'm inside a rock let's touch this oh whoa what what no I'm in gay baby Jim Center on sell is what it stands for I'm pretty sure it's about like penises but okay all right mr. smart guy it ends an episode of Breaking Bad Walter White is know clipped into a rock let's see what's that over there Oh bugs like intense music over bugs oh my god oh my [ __ ] lord I don't anymore that's that's written that's written why is it this was something in early game - I remember in my first playthrough like little bugs are like the menace to society it's like there's a little swarm of like bees it's like I killed like a pack of what roving dinosaurs and then like a bee stung me and I died because the wasteland is a cruel and unforgiving place yeah but like bees like little little bumble bees one of these things looks like you could realistically do some damage I don't understand any kind of insect radiated or not I don't understand how they could withstand several gunshots is it is it gonna work is this one of those infinite loading screens I've heard so much about this has been going on for quite some time you know this is almost worse than a crash because you have that like that little bit of hope that it'll actually work there's a town up here is it looks like a shitty little like half town oh oh is this an ambush well these guys gonna ambush me oh my god what are you doing do they just like check their phone I will never understand how some people like can shoot with any accuracy with a gamepad it's like you can't just point at the enemy you can't just like point at them you have to play use your [ __ ] like a sketch I am so close to switching a keyboard like this next step is gonna be my switch to keyboard yeah oh can I pick up that guitar is that Johnny Guitar actually steel Johnny Guitar um whoa what oh is this the [ __ ] the items getting respawn right there I can sit on the stump - who are you oh I think I found the [ __ ] guys what the [ __ ] is happening look at the lonesome drifter oh he was fine for a second okay um what are you doing what are you doing up there get down from there you know loud okay we did it lonesome drifter are you okay are you in there oh no mercenary guys all I'm alone some stranger I'm coming on over it's sponge it's sponge from the vine sauce Laura and he's he's literally like when you're like swimming in a pool and you're just like you know you're like talking to someone who's like outside a fool so you're just like sort of paddling in the water that's what he's doing in the air yet shredding water I literally forgot the phrase treading water actually you know what guys this whole thing where I like I die a lot and I keep getting like over cumbered yeah it can be really easily solved with tender Karen love oh no wait that's the wrong that's noclip what is it a TGM I think there we go that's so it's so much easier that way I can just move now what's this cow clipped into the ground I stole all your fancy lad snacks it's dangling by a lantern um I really don't care about getting all this [ __ ] like ant meat just kidding I'm gonna pick up every ant me I'm a [ __ ] crazy person alright fallout new vegas town that's what it's called they're like hey have you heard of that about this place Fallout New Vegas I've heard it's a pretty happening let's try to keep it together oh man sometimes I dream about like reacting to things calmly and like having something like some clever retort you know it always devolves into just childlike laughter though what the [ __ ] Living Christ is this place scat man any scat man will do like new scat man song boom new scam man song they all work ok we did it and just to you know put a little more fun into it boom we're gonna see what happens now you're gonna come back to the [ __ ] is that the [ __ ] have we found the [ __ ] spot but this oh there's the JYP's look at the jibs oh this guy's gonna kill ok um look at the jims they're just constantly respawn can you guys let me do a funny joke for my youtube channel please can you guys just relax relax oh where is it going I can't do anything I'm locked into this cutscene what he literally just like flew over the horizon I was gonna say we're gonna like we're gonna be at new Vegas and we're gonna find that guy's corpse Oh what what why are the jibs following me it's the [ __ ] mobile okay I feel like I'm being haunted right now there's the there's the reload - all of a sudden whoa I have really am being followed by this like whatever it is it's like haunting me from a distance it's like it follows my van look at that it looks like one of those like spotlights if they like put up in the sky is that the bat signal no that's a cow's innards I'm just I'm every time I hope every time I turn around I'm like am I gonna get jumpscared I literally did just get jumpscared what the [ __ ] look at it it's over there now what have I caused hello are you joking they're everywhere [Music] oh my god it just it keeps showing up you know what this is like it's like the that Twilight Zone episode with the hitchhiker you know where did she the lady keeps seeing the same hitchhiker he's always like heading west I swear look the the giblets they're just gonna show up in my path again they're gonna be like I believe you're going my way and then at the end of the episode I'm just gonna let them get into the car and just drive away to my implied death if you won't buy gasoline [Music] yuria here we are I found it Oh who's shooting me are you shooting me Oh No Oh what themed am i bleeding it hey [ __ ] are you sure you're shooting me miss hold on let me mmm let go about doing this Oh Oh crippled there you go catch one of these catch one of these need some grub you'll be back [ __ ] you [ __ ] you suck my dick here we are I did it I'm here guys I did it I found it look at this Oh what look at how drunk that guy is he can't even like move forward when he's walking that guy just Nene hey there friend it's just gonna get a little messy alright I've got a plan here I'm gonna beat the game nobody's ever tried this before these guys don't stand a chance these guys haven't even read the fallout oh alright where's mr. house I'll kill him it's like all these [ __ ] critical strikes are like queued up this just got a big list of them it's still going it is there's so many [ __ ] torque torsos corpses fruit all doom here we are okay Jane is it Oh why Jane that is not terribly ladylike of you mr. house are you down there is that is this your house I'm scared mr. house I'm doing it I'm doing it uh-oh excu excuse me okay this this is very strange I'm not sure how to feel about this can I go out on the edge of this oh my god oh my no what oh but it looks like a [ __ ] watch oh whoa whoa all right so I'm gonna investigate these wastes massive like hillside grainy creature the old grin of the mountain guys not the Old Man of the Mountain the old grin of the hook what I'm taking fall damage well I guess this is just an entire [ __ ] thing this is just a whole new world to explore the textures are going [ __ ] absolutely nuts here we go big exploration it's honestly there's so much rendered this is all just for the [ __ ] like new vegas tower area it's just like see in the background the [ __ ] is there just gonna be like a sheer cliff at the edge of the world I think there is I think we are approaching that very fastly the corner of the world in Fallout New Vegas in that sight oh man oh it's water down you what why is this water oh oh it's a radiation water no less what the [ __ ] it's like spawning where I walk oh okay I don't even understand boom boom boom where's the watch bah bah bah bah bah oh my god whoa there it is the watch I found it yeah I made a big mistake Oh guys hold on I just made a big mistake no this guy is kind of keen to inform me that I've just made a big mistake so I just want you guys to see this so that you see me learn from my actions you know it's a game about repercussions for what you do and if you could just go around killing everyone and just doing whatever you want it would have no meaning all right now where's the guy who killed me Benny where are you my boy oh there you are look it's Benny guys look it's Benny look everybody I found Benny look he's so funny oh what a funny comedy character plenty is look II did the classic dab move how does it [ __ ] feel now you're naked and dabbing I did it I beat that's the game right wait why is the game still going I'm I'm kind of unclear cuz the games like still happening but I just killed like the main bad guy that listen guys folks I don't want to do this you know I didn't come in here pressing you guys you just decided to start shooting me for no reason I mean what's up with this thank you this place is dead do you do talk about a tough crowd oh what a professional what a [ __ ] professional he just keeps on dealing this guy's seen this [ __ ] every day of his life always screaming actually silently out of wash Anna anyway just like I don't know there's like more bad guys I don't even get it is this like a real video game I killed the bad guy and then the game isn't over do they do they know how games are supposed to work I dropped Bowser into the lava pit and now he's still is still kicking look at this lady she's trying to like get back to gambling the dealer's not there lady I'm the dealer now any crimes you may have perpetrated against the Legion or any crimes are forgiven holy [ __ ] any crimes you say like maybe that I don't even need to actually attack these guys I mean like who gives a [ __ ] ya know oh you're all really scary look this is the new Bioshock games guys fun Bioshock reference oh whoa whoa well they all just like operate it and dig it oh it's pool I'm kind of trying to like relax in here guys do you [ __ ] mind at the end of all this I'll take every item that I've been picking up and I'm gonna just dump them all in one spot and let crash the game from like item overload Oh excu it Oh Oh mmm mm-hmm yep okay now I'm here where is Bowser this is like a literal [ __ ] like labyrinth what is the like rat maze section you're never supposed to get here in the game is that true a lot of people are like taking the whole like Bowser thing seriously by the way I guess I should reiterate that I'm I'm being silly I'm being intentionally reductive for a joke people like bro-bro video games are a lot more nuanced than that you should really step back and rethink how you think about games I want to kill Bowser but on a less you know farcical note I also am definitely starting to feel the open world game fatigue that I was feeling in my first playthrough like I feel the exact same way I was definitely exaggerating my emotions but in my first playthrough I was also like oh I don't care about this lake this is like political intrigue like plot and [ __ ] I've really only cared about like killing the guy that killed me so basically what people have been telling me is that it's really [ __ ] like complicated and tedious to beat this game I'm gonna need to think of a more creative way to beat the game okay all right we got a funny jokester in the chat here who says if I type in the word cats then that completes all quest flags funny joke we already hit we already know there's a thing called the [ __ ] but now we're thinking there's a cat as well come on I'm not that gullible unseal chamber yes is this this is Walt Disney all right let's see what this legendary man has to say just kidding I'm instantly going to murder him wait whoa whoa I don't like where this is going I was gonna suck on his little like robot wiener serious all right I did it by mr. house Bowser's dead now I'm gonna cax I did it holy [ __ ] time speedrun complete the finger of suspicion what do I need to do in order for the game to truly be over like credits roll how do I make the credits roll like I remember now why I got sick of it the first time and it was fun I had my fun but the destruction of this game is is intentional because I do want to speed towards the end no but this was fun it is a cool game I've never been huge on open-world games that are intent on like wasting 60 hours of your life hey hey if you pay me a hundred caps no no wait no come back if you pay me a hundred caps I'll protect you all right from my bullets all right do you want to pay do you want to pay me okay well you know I gave you a chance you'll come around you'll change your mind eventually is this the game where there's like a tram system and the way that it works is it's just a hat being worn by an NPC okay so I just need to kill all these guys and I like summon the like Godzilla enemy hold on I'm just gonna summon the Godzilla enemy okay so this supposedly should spawn a Godzilla monster supposedly oh my god oh look at him he's walking oh I love it he can do the roof revolver zoom too and he's gonna help he's gonna help me exterminate these guys all right here we are the fort I did it this I remember this is the exact area where I stopped playing the game in my first playthrough I was like I'm bored I don't care what's happening so are you guys thinking what I'm thinking Godzilla rampage total destruction I think this is what I want are you coming look I love there's like slowed down walk innovation it's literally just a giant gecko it's like no one here fire lord ozai where are you that was supposed to make me move faster I don't know if it did oh look at that oh look speed I had to put away my gun oh whoa whoa whoa oh I'm moving oh god I'm so [ __ ] fast with the gun now what the hell Yahoo tried to jump it over it oh I did oh I did it I did it I beat the game guys I beat it I've beaten the game we had fast fastened walk in a mission what was the what was the somebody just posted like a command to just run the credits get always hardcore what did I do it saying it in naval controls Oh what oh oh excuse me what zombies oh [ __ ] ups down but many wonder wow that is us a 100% boundary break moment after the battle of hoover dam all were quickly ended by the boomers you're not a child this is so weird i wonder if this guy shows up in the game i did it I did it [Music] well that was a big delight in every bite I think we can all agree obsidians gay cowgirl is this because I did like Wild West or whatever Wild Wasteland didn't I say I was gonna like dump all my stuff though what happens if I continue I need to dump all my items on someone alright check it out I'm gonna dump everything I have every item that I have I'm gonna dump it every single item 57 Dynamite's yep yep big iron on my hip yep get that off my hip the final crash this is this is what I was truly trying to do I was trying to crash the game whoops I did it accidentally like a hundred times all right there it is I've everything I dropped all of my weapons and my clothes and my aid everything I mean I can't get rid of this [ __ ] let's see what happens I'm gonna hit tab oh I'm actually so shocked that didn't break the game where are the like Spain where are the 10,000 dragon toys or like dinosaur toys that's so underwhelming whoo what happened they still have those they dropped as one object oh that's [ __ ] stupid [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: grayfruit

Views: 481,942

Rating: 4.8765564 out of 5

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Id: xKugm_36eg8

Length: 90min 8sec (5408 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 15 2020