Twitch Scraps: Descent Into Madness

[Music] chat chat chat they don't have souls it's fine they're expendable louise whoa louie [Music] [Music] i'm just gonna leave them to it such a real scream too real uh the binding of isaac could happen i guess it's it's randy also i saw olimar's head in the hole he didn't go all the way down the hole that one's poppin [Music] huh oh louie what what what we just [ __ ] died what okay this sushi is [ __ ] rancid like this sushi has spoiled centuries ago look it's it's it's the buried thing wait the treasure's right here i could see it through the ground [Music] that happened in uh in bikman as well there was like a disco ball or something that i saw through the ground would you consider pizza as having melty or crispy cheese well it depends sometimes it's gooey and it has that it like stretches you like bite into it and you're like whoa dude it's got and you got the backwards baseball cap and it's like stretching out to the piece of pizza but sometimes it's crispy and that's what you call good pizza there you go folks make your memes thank you funny memes i'm gonna do it if i lose like a big group of pikmin i'll just do one really like kind of like hefty shot you know [Music] i'm not going to go nuts i'm not going to die because i will lose pikmin ah start of the ruination exactly oh god oh i'm not in a good way folks you ever heard that phrase you're in a bad way i'm in a bad way yes take in all 100 of my pikmin i probably should have taken 90 huh i just now realized because there's bolt men one and two all right [Music] [Applause] time to fight the worst guy ever i don't remember much about this area except that it sucks oh there's one of these guys oh great my absolute [ __ ] favorite guy i was in the wrong hole i've been doing the wrong hole for a long time you know chad is very eager to let me know these things usually and i i know i did recently [ __ ] and moan about backseating quite a lot that was an opportu that was a time when i would not have been angry for people to go hey you're in the wrong cave cleansed oh is that a nice jelly cube oh that's a nice jelly cube he was helping me [Music] i just got shot out throw lark's watch in that cube i feel like i'm like the most knowledgeable about peggle streamer that there is i'm not trying to like brag i just feel like that's a thing oh i forgot to use my scarab oh it is a scarab okay oh it's a purple peg it's a purple pack you get him get him i tossed it the wrong way [Music] why did it do the little drum roll there i love the little frog like looking up at me like you wouldn't ever toss me into a dangerous spider would you [Music] i know mike tyson is i've it's said this on the spreadsheet for ages now what the [ __ ] is this wait for real this is an infinite stun okay he just got tired oh [ __ ] oh what is this [Music] all right [Music] anybody else forget the song is [ __ ] sick what is up with this we got [ __ ] sax squatch sorry i don't know i'm like i'm like throwing a tantrum i looked at chat looks like everybody's doing all right somebody says i can't get hard all right back to the game and microsoft was like would you please consider using microsoft edge please we really put a lot of effort and i was like end task we really put a lot of effort into it we just think if you gave it a chance you'd really like it it's new and improved microsoft edge you can go ahead and just preemptively clip this for twitch scraps look at his [ __ ] terrifying face okay i've never done this before i've never touched this fight before i will not beat this i will not i can [ __ ] guarantee why are his pants green okay well folks [Music] looks like i can just block those i don't even know if i can get the punish off that oh stop it just stop oh god damn it imagine your [ __ ] like farmland gets destroyed by someone's gender reveal spit in his eyes what excuse me spit my eye what the [ __ ] i can't see because this spin is in my i can't punch either it's like yeah it's a boy we need to launch him from a [ __ ] cannon you know what's this like the grown-up secret you can swallow your gum uh-huh it won't stay in your stomach for 10 years no no i've been swallowing gum my entire life and [Music] look at him look at him he's a santaran also ham and milk and now bean this is just like it's just becoming someone's grocery list i don't know what that means what does that mean what does that mean game what do you mean that was amazing he got up and he went and he fell back down again [Music] i'll never i'll never get sick of that sound that's not true at all i'm already sick of it hold on let's see uh there we go i got it i got it someone [ __ ] clip it you can cheat your way into the into the black market if you're tiny enough which can happen in-game okey-dokey you know what [ __ ] it [ __ ] it's time for your piss bath [Music] hush agafem so i don't know if any of you know about the eye of argon it's like it's one of those like it's like a bee book it's not about bees but it's like like the equivalent to a b movie where it's a horrible horrible book that's so badly written that it's hilarious and i'm pretty sure the main villain of that book is agafem hold up the master so bombos for your reference i don't what the [ __ ] is this today you will have big trouble i'm gonna have big trouble everyone in 3d zelda is hot someone says [Music] everyone you won the pendant of courage take it hell push oh my god what the [ __ ] did you see that whoa boundary break the [ __ ] uh the handmaster [Music] oh [ __ ] the hand master was there from it spawning in the other room so it didn't actually affect me isn't that a wall master it's a hand master excuse me sorry did you want to get over me oh i'm sorry me do you want do you want to hit me oh i'm sorry we'll have to do that next stream okay so now where do i go to just [ __ ] get this over with please please i just want to get to the fun part again are you supposed to use that maybe no nevermind oh my god [Music] insane room the b release the b all right let's release the b let's release the b get him b oh yeah yeah [ __ ] him up b yeah [ __ ] get him yeah he's getting him look at him [Music] expert gag on this what excuse me you can teabag in midair amazing technology ah f mega [Music] oh [ __ ] it's right there oh he's all over this level okay it's not it's not subtle it's not nearly as subtle as the internet made it seem i thought it was like a secret whoa whoa i just missed the cannon all together what i don't even know you can do that oh i should advertise my twitch more well i put it in the description of every video and i mention it every once in a while and i don't like i always get annoyed watching a channel and they're like hey guys i know you're really enjoying this video right now but what if i [ __ ] talk to you about subscribing or following me on my social media for like three minutes oh listen to this music sounds like something out of the inner eye [Music] this is the music and this is the weird stapler thing going like [Music] i don't know something about the music was making me think of this they look like stape they look like a weird like office tool or something we're gonna unlock pickle rick no we we literally already unlocked a actual goddamn pickle can't even make that joke oh [Music] i like that it still turns even if you don't land on something about okay further jumps but harder to control there's different characters what the [ __ ] was that did you guys hear that my noise gate did not cut that out somebody just [ __ ] died outside and like peek out the blinds the hell i don't see anything mark is breaking in hey miss piggy how come you're so [ __ ] dummy thick okay i did it i did it i did it all i had to do was say something disgusting hooked on the bath salts [Music] i'm high on bath salts okay oh oh oh that's safe that save i mean i died but let's see see this is what happens when people like donate bits and [ __ ] it's like it goes like it like pumps up my ego like a big balloon and then i do something just awful like this just miserable also pog what's happening this is not the original hamster dance this is like some gay remix [Music] i just wanted i said hamster dance extended and it gave me this [ __ ] trash what the hell is this i just wanted the hamster dance how long is this level this is an endless gauntlet i [ __ ] hate myself by the way i have a seven hour long video of airplanes taking off so that's not ending anytime soon all right shall we just try everything with sex shall we just get it out of the way let's go down the [ __ ] list let's go down the [ __ ] list everybody let's just it's the chat's not gonna get off of this this entire this little tirade here so we're gonna just do them all folks weeds moss mushrooms bacteria we're going crazy we're going what's known as pan today that means you have sex with a like a frying pan i think sex plus sex equals double sex all right we're done we tried sex with everything stone and life egg sorry this is freaked out there oh the warrior and wizard right or and and dragon rather [ __ ] sorry yeah hero and blood oh my god that was a original gray fruit brain wave i can't wait for people to play mario all-stars one and realize they didn't get the [ __ ] basic hitting your head on a brick in that game feels like [ __ ] and i know it's like that yeah in real life it feels like [ __ ] but in in mario it's supposed to be like boy it's supposed to feel good but it feels like it's like it's horrible i love the little the stupid little comments that i assume tud way is making oh don't get in there that is the worst place for you to [ __ ] be come on better than doing all the levels again i can't stop myself i'm not gonna be able to stop myself i'm just dead yep okay [Music] clipped out of bounds nice now all it has is the f in the corner i just made an amazing discovery can i share this with you i discovered sax squatch it's exactly what you'd think it is i don't know like wouldn't it it's would anybody be willing to enter it seems like people are not willing to entertain the possibility that perhaps getting your brain stabbed would be it if nothing else a unique sensation in that moment is are we listening to monkey jazz got no rhythm this was a favorite of the saxophones and band up or down [Music] i'm just gonna [ __ ] get back to the door dude but i don't even know this is gonna suck how about yeah very serious i hate having fun so i love this game i don't care who started it i can't i don't care if you took that line back do you understand and we go okay okay don't worry about it if i wanted a wii and they wouldn't let me okay whoa the game worked holy [ __ ] did you guys see that the video game one of the mechanics of the video game function whoa that was insane got our tickets off him and then he asked who is the queen of holland there was silence no one knew she was bad just bad bad bad bad bad and then you have to stand up and spell out the word in front of me we had a teacher that was so strict you weren't allowed to breathe in a class ah it's insane yes it's michael rosen what does michael rosen do what just happened i'm so i'm genuinely mad about that it's like man what if every time something happened the game didn't have a [ __ ] seizure i refuse to believe there were design decisions made during this game this game's development is it really such a big deal that mrs gallacher has made chocolate i hate it i hate the game i hate the game i know i made it but i hate this [ __ ] game i am just standing here smashing these guys brains out are these are these all i'm destroying my own clones or am i not the same guy because i don't have the i don't think you're the same guy you've got a top hat yeah so uh this is total biscuit fighting on this critic this game gives you good life advice that's true the other one ah just some prissy artsy [ __ ] about self identity here it's telling you real world advice buy a plunger before you need a plunger wait a minute wait what everything is [ __ ] i did it i'm the king i always knew i was the king of something it's all right you just need to rotate them until you find the star how long [Applause] jump scare stream settle down bruce it's all right he comes in oh god if i don't pay enough attention to it this is how it gets oh god wait i saw like a twinge of activity oh i need to like jerk it oh no this is awful hold on shut up i need to get in the mood does anyone have like a magazine or something like a playboy i gotta get in the zone oh okay oh god it even drips that's awful it did oh god why that [ __ ] i died a couple times trying to get that key oh what what the that was awesome i hate this so much what what excuse the [ __ ] out of me yeah my score does go down even when i miss bad things that's very true that is the thing that happens yes astute observation okay that's it [ __ ] i can't tell if that's a good volume or not oh that was a nice loud noise oh my god [ __ ] touch fuzzy get dizzy oh my god this one sucks man it's you have like greater gravity and and shittier jumps no no no no no no no the hit detection on those is just busted reality starts here what do you mean by that game hey i'm going to get copyright claimed because this is just the actual theme [Music] by the way i'd just like to mention it's 9 11. is this stream going to be in a twitch scraps video it's not up to me that's the whole point of twitch scraps if you're thinking that if you're like oh i want this to be in a twitch scraps video you you can go clip it he said something about other certain dissolving platforms that uh only dissolve when you fall onto them oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it read my mind oh kiss his age bounce baby first try perfect bounce phase that's that if anybody's ever wondered why does this guy say kids his age bounce like a [ __ ] lunatic all the time it's because of that and that's probably a reference to something in and of itself i don't know what it is if so i'm going to say it one more time i'm not going to repeat myself kron braun [Music] good god it's a [ __ ] disaster it's a [ __ ] disaster i i accidentally i erroneously used fan that was my fatal error [ __ ] like we like captain underpants hand oh they're eating it they're eating it and now they're gonna eat me oh my god i'm gonna fill his [ __ ] little eyes with gunpowder nobody tell me what this is i need to figure it out s ball super balls it's super balls because they bounce i figured it out it's those pink balls that's a different that's not a super ball the worst [ __ ] toy ever can we talk about this can we talk about this these [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] who likes these i always wanted to bite through one of these like an apple i never did these suck they're always like you get them at like the [ __ ] like cvs pharmacy okay as long as we're on this can we talk about aquarium tubes i i don't know what to call these but when i google aquarium tube the thing comes up you guys know exactly what i'm talking about these things are the [ __ ] you only see these at aquariums has anyone ever seen one of these outside of an aquarium these are way better than that dumb ass pink ball they stick your finger in this okay someone says cheap fleshlight that's simply not true that is the worst fleshlight ever like the the thing the thing that your pinor wants is the friction and that's the one thing that's gonna take away from you that's like the anti fleshlight that's why it's cheap there would be no friction it would just be it would be awful and then you and then if you squeeze it too hard one of those little plastic dolphins will like grind up again no no no sir if it ain't a flashlight could it be a condom no it's got a hole through it both ends that's how about we just use this for going jup at the aquarium all right and you get it at the gift shop and you have the aquarium and you go zoop with it how about nobody stick their dicks in it or try to stick it in someone's coochie before they stick their dick in okay no you're not allowed to have those chat okay we're gonna have a [ __ ] like battle royale this is my new idea i'm gonna fill it with fish all right the bottom will be fish the top will be birds and that my friends is when i'm going to introduce the ants oh i guess fish need water huh oh excu are they pissing in it okay hold on we gotta get like some like epic battle music [Music] legendary most epic battle music one hour all right ants this is the part where i introduce a heavy dose of ants let's see what i'm like okay they didn't do so well i'm gonna clear a path in the bird all right and we're gonna drop the ants straight down we're gonna see how they fare oh they get [ __ ] up this keeps cutting through it keeps cutting through in the darkness a bibi her mood my undying life [Music] well folks i said it might happen and here it is happening uh thanks to courtesy of uh the efforts of matthew miacham on twitter i have restored my peggle save file and i am going to finish 100 percenting peggle deluxe finally after all these years so yeah i guess to those of you who don't know i was 100 in this game doing all the challenges this is still not good uh doing all the challenges acing or 100 all the levels and such [ __ ] i gotta get back in the groove of like pro pedal playing it's been a while magic hat would be good i don't even know what that one does honestly what does that one do [ __ ] me this is not looking good i gotta hit with the bada bing bada boom move i don't know if my angles are good bada bing [Music] [Applause] nice nice nice [Music] wow hey jimmy you really suck at this don't you what if we didn't put dozens of vastly different political parties and arbitrarily put them against each other sounds like something someone from the other party would say get em boys thank god okay that was normal i [ __ ] barely got it a normal then we have hard harder severe and master wow this sucks gotta take your chances [Music] all right [Music] could have been better it could have been better oh you you look he gets to get that without the zen ball because he's literally a [ __ ] ai that sucked that's that's a done run there and it that was him getting the zen ball oh my god you know [ __ ] yahtzee kroshaw is married and has a kid now a guy who does zero punctuation is married with a child he's with child they're out of balls i see why did i do that while the bucket was all the way over there so i can get in the bucket that's why [ __ ] jimmy all my homies hate jimmy okay well could i have had this run last time peggle my good friend [Music] oh that's what you call a little bit of [ __ ] swag holy [ __ ] whoa whoa crazy eyes on the rabbit there jesus [Music] that was an emotional roller coaster gotta do it off one of the moving ones [Music] there you go look at that classy triple score not what i wanted [Music] that's it that's it that's it that's it guys guys that's it that's it it's done peggle is done peggle deluxe is done [Music] [Applause] [Music] show me the trophy yeah my auto clicker [Music] i have with me today three eggs i could juggle them like gaston you guys just missed me peeling them but i've got two of them i'm gonna put in my bold noodles keep pumping the mic and i'm gonna eat some noodles but first now that everybody's here i'm gonna do uh so i said i tweeted at one point in order to motivate myself i was like i'm gonna make three videos this weekend i'm gonna upload three videos so i'm gonna eat an egg and i don't hate eggs i like eggs so this was not a big deal for me i'm not going to gulp them perhaps that can be a future incentive there you go real egg i don't really it's kind of a nothing food on its own you know i should have got like a little salt shaker i considered going to a thrift store and buying an egg cup but why do the bobby hill scream oh i was like does he have a famous scream yeah he does i don't i can't even do it [Music] stewardship and sleepy eyes coming together throwing a piece of times get tough that is somebody's like twitter profile picture and perhaps learn to call it a home away from home was that me wait you saw me i'm jenny stick it in there yeah [ __ ] don't take that out of context oh my god i feel a sneeze coming on [Music] i said his name while sneezing and it hurt i was gonna say zero i gotta sneeze stop the fight and then i just ended up screaming his name while wrecking my lungs oh [Music] why am i here oh look at this [ __ ] that scares me every time can i get a coffee refill skill tree no i will tell you what chat there are no two words they get me more [ __ ] wet than the words skill tree picked up a bonus puzzle piece are we gonna hear that about a billion times today it's so weird how nostalgia works like something so shitty can can give you warm fuzzy feelings like this terrible little jpeg of bubble soap [Music] okay oh the little kids did it again someone clipped that and tell me he even looked at me he like looked at me for like a frame if he did that was [ __ ] the tombstone you ordered done and ready to be delivered with a little luck you should be getting it before the weekend so passive aggressive [Music] i got a little list here it could be crash bandicoot that's the one i think it's most likely uh paper mario phoenix wright geno i think is honestly kind of likely but i got the full list here okay crash bandicoot spyro paper mario king hippo phoenix right chibi robo geno ashley sora uh that would make me [ __ ] puke uh waluigi chorus boy shantae waddle the isaac minecraft steve doom slayer master chief all of those would make [ __ ] puke those three uh dante skull kid birdo razz from psychonauts never gonna happen um rayman ryden dixie [ __ ] toon zelda and uh plussel and mine and those are not gonna happen either but i feel like that list is like fairly comprehensive it's mario bottom oh that already happened is it crash oops i'm not looking at chat oh my god it's minecraft i'm gonna [ __ ] lose my [ __ ] mind oh my god oh my god lark's gonna [ __ ] kill me jesus christ well do i have to [ __ ] my pants on stream now jesus christ i will say okay so i read off the list earlier and i said minecraft steve doom slayer and master chief these ones would make me puke i will say this is the least puke of those options it's like yeah minecraft is the most popular indie game ever made so if any games are if any indie games are going to get well it's been a nice stream everybody but uh i'll see you later this is zambok you can do anything at zombo car anything at all the only limit is yourself spin

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Length: 38min 18sec (2298 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 30 2020