Twitch Scraps: The Life & Times of Ceases Deasus (& Other Silly Stories)

[Music] [Laughter] i like him i like him i think we're already there oh i wow how do you just say yes what is yes wait what is yes all right well now i know how to do we'll just get another weird one that guy's lost to time i like this man he's like a fish no he's still walking for a second i thought he got like caught on the level oh he's walking backwards he's going crazy [Music] that was insane doing good so far oh see that was a mix-up mix-up move oh i'm not gonna be able to get up here no okay okay definitely not gonna be able to get up here okay absorb balls absorb balls get the sip take the sip yeah this is amazing this is like a miyazaki film oh my god oh that was good that was really good oh yeah target that guy that guy yeah that guy yeah that guy that's who i wanted to target okay i'm done funk oh [ __ ] i mean funk i mean oh no i panicked i panicked i hear him i love that the enemies that trace onto you like even though like this game sweetheart oh that's terrible for my throat you see the house tonight don't die there we go and that's how you do it and you just go there rest at that bonfire without hitting the illusory wall and just hide behind there i don't know i guess that's just like a mean thing to do but guess what uh i got news everyone in pvp is an [ __ ] oh what wait it didn't do any damage to me what the [ __ ] huh wait what just happened all right solaire you leave me no choice get out of here you're gonna get [ __ ] get out of here what actually was that what was that backstab what the actual hell was that he's so brave what a noble warrior it's the crab but that's not gonna be enough it's like if you start mashing like right away that's when you get the most benefit oh look at that [ __ ] me all right oh he did it again he did it again come on yeah yeah yeah i think i did it i think i did it he's up there he's up there all right let's [ __ ] go now i i think he will just eventually fall off let me just meander around a little bit here try to get him to walk off the side oh i think he's gone i love the music still playing are you ready to see that health bar just like go yeah yeah baby bye [ __ ] see you centipede demon all right so that's all the enemies i'm now going to try the poop walk glitch are you guys ready basically what i need to do for this is i need to t pose right when i'm returning to my normal position i did it look at that i'm poop walking i'm with solaire's walking like he just took a big dookie all of my animations are halved now so uh i'm going to go inside the fog wall except i'm not going to be entirely in the fog wall and i think it shouldn't trigger the boss fight and i'll be able to just cheese priscilla with arrows all right and head head do you say there you go easy as that easy as that folks i've heard people say this is a hard boss i just like to put an arrow in each of the eyes and one in the mouth you know the tail is there hold on can a guy get a tail cut from here oh my god oh god this i was talking about staring into infinity earlier oh [ __ ] i got it i got it oh my god yes pog now we kill her and originally this area was supposed to be it was like the first area that was designed for the game oh there she goes also you want to see a roll it's an amazing technique of roll where by the time you start tumbling over you're already coming back up look at that no don't backstab me please my movement speed is halved okay there we go what just falling over not even completely it's like a diagonal falling swing at me no don't emit force yeah that perry looks so stupid imagine getting killed by a guy who just [ __ ] his pants and he fought you while [ __ ] his pants oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] just get on the ladder just get on the ladder okay what's happening all right i'm out of bounds i'm out of bounds pog uh no there will probably not be a stream highlight of this so clip those moments folks oh what the [ __ ] can i like go get that item in a very cheesy manner is that a thing that i can go do now i think there's an invisible wall there yeah or a wall that should be quite visible karma for what i [ __ ] my pants nope up is that gonna work oh [ __ ] i'm driving it dude high speed coffin action i i hope this triggers the cut scene i think it will i honestly think it will let's just let's check it out mario kart slayer can you imagine in the next mario kart i don't know if it's going to happen oh [ __ ] i really do think if they made a remake of this game just give this guy a little more health he doesn't need to be a hard boss it's like at the end of a kind of ass area you know so i'm i'm not of the opinion that every boss in a game needs to be harder than the last you know i'm fine with there being some easy bosses but this is a bit ridiculous oh look at that oh wow i almost died the pinwheel but alas three hits three goddamn hits i'd say that's cheesy enough i'm a murderer right i mean does patches have anything to offer me if you kick him off the ledge he actually can kick you off the ledge right back i'm gonna [ __ ] murder patches i don't even care oh my god he got [ __ ] he got [ __ ] man love the like the the way the beams of light are animated is actually like in 3d space it actually works it's weird i kind of figured it was just some forced perspective [ __ ] her forest perspective okay [Music] it always makes me laugh seeing his little dopey face let's show what happens when i try to climb a ladder while poop walking bladder animation's not too broken it's definitely different i'm not like grabbing the rungs but now it just looks like i'm grabbing the sides of the ladder but i think i'll get up i'll get off halfway up whoa it's good it's good [ __ ] they're actually hold on what am i doing binoculars binoculars this guy's using binoculars can you believe this [ __ ] guy who used binoculars to look around in dark souls no let's go right up god damn close to it the door the door is there something else over there is that cursed body over there the door i haven't practiced flying in dark souls in a while but i'm gonna try you gotta flap your arms really really fast for this come on there you go yep i'm doing it take a sippy oh take a couple sippies those are not hitting his body at all those are not doing anything to it so i think i need to come back with an actual amount of spells right oh no that's hitting him right in his ass oh what's happening what i'm in his body i'm in his body that was cool wait oh my god i'm goonan i'm gonna i look like such a [ __ ] i'm gonna poop walk more times too i'm gonna activate it more times oh god oh god i really [ __ ] the bed this time oh my i'm holding down the run button by the way this is running let's do it four kings let's [ __ ] go oh we got an enemy you're about to get your dick knocked off oh no no the sword doesn't even hit it doesn't hit oh wait i have i don't have a transient curse on [ __ ] uh just excuse me a moment miss all right do the big thing yeah [ __ ] this is like in fallout new vegas when you pick up like a bunch of books and [ __ ] oh and i can't move up this i can't the stairs are too much i might need to put on havel's ring for a moment no all right let's put on havel's ring just for like a second yes yes sheer acrobaticism i think running actually makes me go slower here this is me not running and now this is me running it's literally slower there's some like there's some programming jank going on there oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] oh i don't have a oh yes okay thank god thank [ __ ] god oh [ __ ] and i'm dead i don't even fall over he died standing up i want to get whatever this is oh it's just a large dick of a proud [ __ ] um how's this gonna go wait i'm going into the grinder wait this is just death do they ever stop what if i like hit him with my ass uh this is not gonna go this is not gonna go well yahoo get him no all right well piss off what a waste of time go and fall off a cliff hmm okay no fall off a cliff eh fall off a cliff that's a very interesting choice of words you've used sir here's a cliff i think that's the nearest cliff yeah so can i even do this or is he gonna get like aggroed oh [ __ ] he took out his sword it's going well so far is he is he just chill with this i hope you've brought plenty oh [ __ ] no no no [ __ ] you you haven't got my right junior julia so close kicking the kickening begins fall off a cliff eh hey what was that you want me to do what your character's hurt sounds or something oh it's the sound that i imagine whenever i see craygasm so this one soul spear should turn into two yes i'm fine oh cool camera that was good oh i just had a heart attack so uh pretty exciting around here huh he's almost down to a quarter it's they had to have known that this was in the game right they had to have known you could do this what mad men what madman game designers from soft r what the actual [ __ ] man his father like this oh the health bar shows up for a sec is that just there now oh my god the way that the health bar is still there makes it feel like it's a glitch though like i was not like they did not anticipate people doing that oh right um well time to murder right it is my calling it's time oh hold on can i uh can i use the big blade that was very brutal so i love this now that we've got all the bonfires it's like violent shrine sunlight altar chamber of the princess daughter of chaos and then it's like oh sanctuary uh township illusion township dungeon it's just all the dlc bonfires are warpable because they realized that it was dumb to not have them all warpable okay 97 100 my god oh what final one oh my god wait oh he can die he can die he can die we did it we did it oh my god i was like does he die does gwyn die oh and the music came in for a second i heard a single pling we didn't even get to the plan will this even work oh wait what i thought it was blocking me out because i was poop walking for a second start the age of poop finally i can afford adult diapers returns oh man yeah what a great game and what a piece of [ __ ] [Music] okay stop that stop it oh my oh oh give me a purple give me a purple give me a purple give me a purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple thank you right when it was gone right when it was gone my friends right when the power up i needed disappeared thank you so much zuma that's [Music] good well you guys never seen a pro gamer before never seen plays pitiful like you really want to eliminate a certain like entire colors sorry i know that's what is that eugenics am i a eugenics man oh did you see that did you guys see that particular little moment there oh oh my god this is what the okay all right well so this is this is like gyro control's shite right football oh oh fancy that i see okay god damn it this guy thinks he's real sneaky he thinks he's real [ __ ] slick just sitting there boom oh for her neutral be peach wields a oh look gun luigi oh my god god i could feel that oh these guys are gonna get [ __ ] oh my god cats are so cute because they try to stay like dignified but in the end they just take poops and zoom oh interesting if you uh die here then you die here cool oh what oh right i forgot about this i am goom all right this is no longer kawaii oh that actually scared the [ __ ] out of me because i my lung jumped right as it happened can you do a toad voice uh no [Music] why do i keep doing that no oh come on maybe going from here that's basically the same i don't know about this folks oh yo that feels good i can do this i can do this yeah this is easy this is easy to do [Music] did you see those guys they just shot each other with their fireballs that was amazing oh it's a real ma oh no oh it's a real oh no oh it's a real my oh no oh it's a real mushroom oh and all three of my own oh gg imagine if they accidentally made the characters so fast in this game that they just they just grabbed the flag at the very beginning there you know and they just most people don't even notice they're like wow that was a weird level short level my final message all right put that in my inventory please bowser jr hopefully it doesn't reset yeah let's go holy [ __ ] pog absolute pog it is doable with plessy at least one of those is doable almost like knocked me into his power wave there can i get the [ __ ] out of here whoa whoa did you see mario's just dump truck ass there for a second mario was like oh it would appear i've dropped my handkerchief [Music] now i'll have to bend over and pick it up bye they are intertwined it's modern art oh god all right now time to break it up yeah wait wait wait wait oh my god there but for the grace of god go on you guys remember gumo you're a real marx brothers fan if you know gummo and uh here it is folks the dedicated dab button i can do that whenever i want tiso fans would be a little annoyed holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that disrespect i just like yo i prematurely killed him i killed him three more times what's happening i can just kill him over and over again oh my god literally infinite disrespect it's a miracle he powers the battle's not even over wait wait we're still fighting oh hey hi i'm the most devilish oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this soon eh this is this just going to end the pantheon oh [ __ ] [Music] i wasn't ready [Music] i'd hit that folks what the f [ __ ] is that supposed to mean oh my god hit 300 green pegs wow that was a pretty good start pretty good start pretty good oh god oh [ __ ] christ damn that one was tricky what was that do you guys see that the little sparks on the ball didn't match up with the ball whoa classic helix what the [ __ ] old school pegglers may remember this layout no [ __ ] but he like basically just instabonks this right yep damn that actually oh that makes it like a trillion times easier to do all that all right don't slip out again oh my god oh my god i finally did it i did i did yes finally it was worth it it was worth it to sound like we're in a [ __ ] like a horror movie that'll still hit it yeah oh the [ __ ] bro shall we shall we show all right this one it's like whatever back to the future whatever rick and morty and then we have this and then we have those are our options all right and they're like that for like all the characters wow really really bro wow that's pretty fun why not take the opportunity to just make some fun ones all right this is the last one of these no aim ones oh my god did you hear that noise he just made usually just goes like huh but there he went like what the [ __ ] [Music] oh wow look at that ball bruh it's genuinely glitched it is genuinely glitched wow i pray to the bumper gods no what are you kidding is that gonna hit the bumper yep yep uh-huh this is a nice volley we got go and now i have to wish upon a star basically that'll get a free ball oh all right i did it yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup [Music] yeah do it juggle it go crazy go crazy [ __ ] freak out bro [ __ ] freak out [Music] nice hit that omega peg all right now what the [ __ ] is gonna happen when i do this i'm scared i'm not ready that was pretty good this is pretty good come on come on hit a bunch more lots more whoa i might just go for the ace score and win with three balls left at a certain point [Music] you're [ __ ] kidding me i can't get that when i try to get it that ming dynasty [ __ ] got me acting unwise come on oh that would have been so cool rotten oh my god he's got a hoverboard okay that's pretty cool and his hat is like whoa oh ho ho this isn't even it though again this is this is i don't even get it [Music] i don't even get the cool thing oh my god i got a cool thing oh hey that cool clear actually might have sealed it damn i think that did it i think the cool clear actually saved it yeah i swear to god thank you some of the whole people only need the urge the whole piece [Applause] resident sleeper [Applause] now chat answer me a quick question why did i do that because i'm a god at the game that's why peggle 2 100 tell your friends tell your family i don't back down from a challenge ever even when i say i'm not gonna do it i do it that like chorus of points yeah they're bouncing like [ __ ] crazy all right [Music] got extreme fever but we haven't actually hit all of them yet we're close we're really close come on oh that was so agonizing please come on oh my god yes it was the purple one too we did it we did it oh my god legendary oh oh i feel amazing it's still bouncing the ball around [Music] the wall behind my computer is splattered with something wet and horrible it's here folks peg party peg party time part of the cards oh my god his ass his ass his ass [Music] speed run speedrun playing ode to joy no that's uh pure gint [Music] why am i wearing leather gloves this is my arm brace that was a sig heil i didn't mean to do that this is how do i even [ __ ] do this just like oh [Music] they go they move up and down the tears based on how well or badly they do holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what we call mexi damage are you guys writing this down oh my [ __ ] god oh my god wow he's got like a character select screen on the screen i don't even know what the [ __ ] is up with that oh my god what did i tell you no no no no no no no no no don't do that hit him hit no hit hit sorry ultraman no ultraman you just have to hit him once please yes oh what is happening just hit him once you idiot oh my god mega choke oh there we go never mind oh he transformed wow what the [ __ ] man what am i looking at uh oh i think this is pororo's move yes oh my god what he really did transform jesus christ three i don't think any of us were expecting piro ii dalek is gonna zone this man until the beezies come back to redress him [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's the worst way you could describe that he's got a little baby what the [ __ ] he's rolling what the hell don't talk to me or my sons ever again what's going on it's a fighting game you have you guys seen fighting games before this is what is what is wrong with this name one thing wrong with this picture you literally can't seal the deal yeah oh come on what is with this magic pixel she doesn't have any help this [ __ ] again what is with this [ __ ] he dabbed oh my god oh it's oh he's going he's going [Music] he's going bye bye he's like whapping his knee he's giving him the little like reflex test on his knee put in like a sound effect what is this jesus he got crucified oh my god he crucified his ass wow right in front of dwayne too saint seiya okay say yavi that's terrible can we edit that part this guy's like you must be this tall to get your ass whooped by me i'm betting on him just like waiting for it to happen that's terrible i hope she ends it with that move that would be so funny not looking like it oh [ __ ] that's amazing yes but it really is [Music] i've never seen yandere devin chat but uh let's see if we scroll down here we'll probably see his bot yep uh there it is yandere dev betting one dollar you know what i mean like when you move a chicken's body around and it's head stays in the same place he's got that chicken focus oh my god [Music] what the [ __ ] he's he's poop walking oh oh [ __ ] what it the count the timer didn't happen what the [ __ ] oh my god is it just like pure rng what is happening [Music] what the [ __ ] wait i don't understand we want the sentiment and use of pog to live on i feel like i'm dreaming right now its meaning is much bigger than the person depicted or image itself it has a big place in twitch culture however we can't in good conscience continue to enable use of the image [Music] we will work with the community to design a new emote for the most hyped moments on twitch all right i guess you are my little komodo hype doesn't really roll off the tongue quite as well blue is an infamously awful king of fighters boss he looks like a king of fighters boss he's just like a dude with powers oh this is cool this is a cool match we got going here he's not doing chip damage this is going to be a draw god damn it oh right hold on i got it all right i'm ready james tung-fu is that like tongue kung fu where can i learn tung-fu i don't want that guy to teach me tung fu is it bad that i can recognize the ghostbusters theme by the broom the little likes the little like strum wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait [Applause] voice crack now i got a bunch of money and it's killer croc oh my god this is the crocodile head this is the floating crocodile head no oh it's just some lame oh yeah yes let's go do i all in let's all in [ __ ] it we're not going to get any better than this [Music] oh get the [ __ ] out oh he faked me this one [Music] chocolate cake hell yeah little mac's face was [ __ ] amazing gamer gamer gamer he's a gamer sodom and gamora that just sounds sounds like a gay joke so that should be safe there you go everything's on a grid so you know i'm having trouble let's have it be like climactic didn't work let's do it again stop i hate this oh ah oh oh cool noise i i'm taking off my headphones god damn jesus [ __ ] christ why are the sound effects that loud compared to the music you can't by the way there's no options for it [Music] great that's it excellent yeah last one oh yeah i nailed it i guess you could say i nailed it well i said i would do it a long time ago in an insane aquarium stream click peggle i'd be down and finally i'm getting around to doing it i'm going to play peggle now i ain't talking about no peggle deluxe i ain't talking about no peggle knights i ain't talking about no peggle 2 or pegoblast or dual shot i'm talking about peggle all right are you ready so we're going to do i'm going to stream peggle a game that i've never streamed before that is a true statement technically where is the music pyramid power i hate to say it but it's being kind of clutch um you know what isn't clutch though the face this snowman is making all right time for a hundred free ball coin flips now yes yes yes yes yes yes uh-huh yes yes okay all right any moment now any second any second now okay 50 50 by the way [Music] check it out all right that's the only line i'm reading is luigi this is the part where we show off the amazing processing power of the gamecube did you know that can render many sprites at once ah all right we we we weep we we we meet like all right you're playing paper mario like all right a koopa all right a weird dude like a flower all right some toads i love this game oh what crazy who the [ __ ] are you like and he speaks french uh blarf harf harf you clearly don't value your lives much if you've come to this castle to disturb us you will go no farther and from this moment on you'll be nothing but bones that's his voice oh oh okay oh my god [Music] what oh maybe just a quick just a crumb of sniff are you this is in the game i'm sorry am i playing a rom hack right now this is not even all of them fat sorry this is a big boy it's a it's a big one we we we moved shattering i get it oh no all right that actually did better than it should have [Music] been my higher brain circuitry malfunctioned and nearly overheated at your image that's what we call a roboner love this robot has fallen in love with princess peach she's literally so cute that she gave a robot sentence can't you jump higher with like koopa kid it's actually at the right height for mario's little gremlin body i'm trying to put flurry in it oh okay that's not really how that works flurry [Music] okay oh i can't use sweet treat again uh yeah this is i'm [ __ ] unless i can get perfect guards basically [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh does that heal me please heal me yeah boy let's [ __ ] go if i can get like the blow here that would be insane i really doubt it though [Music] [Music] hmm this new champ might have to disappear pretty soon for my sake it's like mario just busts in there he's like what the [ __ ] did you say about me you [ __ ] [ __ ] yes yes yes do you read me swear it's the moment we've all been waiting for swear you are a fuckerel my good friend rongamundo who'd name their kid like that prepare for tombs he's [ __ ] pogging oh my god he's pogging this is the part where he literally goes like 7 changed to 006 in the transition what the [ __ ] that's that is no earthly number that's not i didn't learn that number in school [Music] wow all the piranha plants are pogging every single one [Music] dazzle i hate this guy this guy's great nice monkey noise oh [ __ ] i don't think i can super good oh this sucks i might die they're just bashing mario's nuts oh my god it's relentless oh god no no more and it the other guy got cured wonderful attack all foes with flames let's try this flames that set them on fire oh [ __ ] hey the action command literally said um is this just the stupid like newsletter world is ending hope it doesn't yep final issue oh my god swooper don't swoop at me no i didn't even have to guard he didn't even do damage to me wait [Music] oh my god it happens around the [ __ ] noose the noose was the center of all this holy [ __ ] it's the answer to everything the death penalty murder it was the secret all along the baby so this is all [ __ ] that i have never seen before i think oh my god oh my god look at his look at peach's face also did you see that did you see how the game just was like hey wouldn't it be cool if i crashed right now climb oh oh oh oh i am oh i am i'm so proud why does the music sometimes go up and down in pitch uh those are what we call notes oh what do we have here gamers hey uh quick question you got any gamers in the audience oh look at that that is not how that works in mario 3. but that's a cool reference [Music] oh just a crumb of platform game just a crumb oh and then i gotta do this with it are you joking oh i gotta keep this [ __ ] sands come on ah oh what what the [ __ ] was that how did i do that i just spike jumped in this game any gamers in the chat any gamers out there any gamers oh yeah by the way i don't have much to say about easter it exists it's here welcome to easter land everyone may your eggs be rich and plentiful all right this is the getting over it part gamer what a god of a gamer oh my god just messing with you i got you i got you i theorized earlier in my earlier works that it could be done nice oh my god literal intentional spike jump it feels again like there's like a billion different ways to do this one all right is that the room that everybody was saying was like super hard or something basically what i'm trying to say is you should touch yourself to get rid of depression [ __ ] feathers kilograms of steel or kilograms of depression poggers i'm gilbert gottfried i'm pogging [ __ ] no i don't think this game's based oh [ __ ] this is a cool room though i like this [ __ ] i hate it i hate this room this room sucks a little bit of cheese my lord [ __ ] okay that shouldn't happen i you know you can say like always he's mad or whatever that shouldn't happen anybody else think that shouldn't happen some just like coomer trash wonderful man am i glad i didn't like hold out hope let's [ __ ] go this is the real [ __ ] oh among us the animation of monster hunter looks really really amazing next please take a look at this alright let's take a look the fairway is open once again tee off in the latest installment coming to nintendo switch every last one of us stop [Music] stop together with these fields today you've burned his hand was forced as more and more critical decisions are made your journey may take you down paths divergent from those of other players [Music] a brand new tactical rpg it's like they heard me talking [ __ ] and they were like oh yeah add working title is this gonna be a delay thing i'm sure a lot of you saw me and thought there might be news about this [Music] wild game unfortunately we don't have anything to share right now we apologize development is proceeding smoothly and we should be able to bring you some new information this year for now we'll have to ask you to wait just a bit longer you're all waiting however this legend of zelda game will be coming to nintendo switch please take a look uh twilight princess skyward sword skyward sword skeletor scout skyward yep skyward sword all right wow wow wow wow wow wow [Music] his head looked fanny link had defended me he fall from the sky [Music] here's something else we've been working on specially designed joy-con controllers the right joy-con controller is themed after the master sword while the left features a highland shield motion the legend of zelda scouts game depicting fork in my brain in the legend of zelda timeline that's all for today's nintendo direct thank you for watching fork in my brain [Music] [Music] it's also kind of neat to go like [Music] okay i'm done

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Published: Sat May 29 2021