Twitch Scraps: From Pain to Gain

you people are calling me a tear [ __ ] come on oh patrick looks horribly animated like there's some stop motion and some like tweening you know look at patrick he looks like he's about to cry he's like stop it taste sponge feet instead so it's so lame he does so much damage with his stupid like jumpy punch oh stop stop you can't like reduce the amount of junk height at all okay okay okay i hate this okay oh yeah these hills in the background the shift between dimensions was not kind to them this part in particular it's pretty obvious that like there was something blocking this in the image that the creator of this game took it from and they like photoshopped in these like solid colors and like one dot oh this is kind of cool i mean this would be [ __ ] sick in an arcade like after playing games like centipede oh [ __ ] oh damn i'm in the future i'm in the future [Music] what am i doing i was gonna raise the volume and then keep spamming it for some reason i was like yeah that people will like that it's so loud oh [ __ ] what mr magooing my way through these levels just like beating them on accident without any semblance of actual like strategy that's what you call strategy right there i'm gonna [ __ ] what is gonna happen to these barrels oh what the [ __ ] unbelievable invinci-barrels i thought they would explode [ __ ] marooned this is where men become man bigger men okay am i playing oh god oh is the room a dude oh god what the [ __ ] is this this game was so like reasonable up till now and it's like nah [ __ ] you leg eyes secret snelk then maybe it would have been better also kitty was a unique enemy cannon and non cannon [ __ ] off jesus oh my god it just [ __ ] crushes it there's like a blood splatter okay so i see how i'm supposed to do this right but i gotta go above and beyond [ __ ] i need to like curve it around swear oh my god how did the ball get through that gap timing it so that it turns green would just make it push it into that one even more you know that was a one in a million shot right there it's not even like centered properly does it seem centered properly to you guys maybe it is no it's slightly off to the side it's definitely not even centered properly super punch do the super punch it literally won't even let me do the super punch i've never been angrier in my life yeah the timer is not even timing turn around [Music] okay just wonderful just brilliant freaking good hey what do i even do here oh my god holy [ __ ] there was a clone of him again there too every time i poop i create new life this is just depressing you can it's like weirdly in depth too they got hex codes in here what the [ __ ] this must have been a programming project right it's gotta be over 9 000 some fun so fun runs off laughing wait you didn't need to put the asterisk text there we saw him running and laughing secret hallway okay oh literally just like hit jump once and instantly found it there you go i i don't understand what i i don't understand i literally don't get what to do i literally don't get what to do i don't know oh no i couldn't i couldn't use the bird okay just come back down where are you mario what do you do what's happening mario what's happening i keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring no seriously what's going on i don't know what's [ __ ] happened i don't know what's happening it's gone mario's gone what what i don't what oh [ __ ] it's like paper mario i'm i'm strider 7x holy [ __ ] we're gonna see seven luigi's stored beneath this room oh well this is a fine pickle i found myself in [Music] i'm sorry i'm just so used to there being 10 million remakes of everything it's sort of a make which is fun because that's like a poop joke i'm gonna go make guys what the [ __ ] was that that wasn't a wall slide what how did that kill me that was [ __ ] oh god i'm gonna have like a swarm of like missile bees oh they're closing in [Music] oh my [ __ ] lord just go away you [ __ ] missile go dormant sleep you're feeling very sleepy don't do that i hate you i hate you you're the worst i thought i could give that one the jump it looked like its car had broken down on the side of a road and i i just wanted to help i just wanted to give you a little jump maybe pump your tires a little bit i don't know man anything i can do i've been in the same situation before and i just it's really stressful i know and i just want to help in any way i can oh oh wait what the [ __ ] is up with that look at that [ __ ] there's a path down here excuse the hell out of me what what's up with that hey hey hey can i just say [ __ ] all right i'm gonna lose my mind i am gonna lose my mind wait guys what the [ __ ] just killed me the rocket didn't just hit me the rocket exploded on the wall after i died what just killed me what just no no no no no someone ring up edmond rafiki rafiki rafiki rafiki rafiki monkey man monkey man [Music] rise to the occasion cotton lady [ __ ] hell oh [Music] people are telling me to suck sand out of the mummy ladies crevices come on let's grow up a little bit here all right i would want to blow sand into her [ __ ] toad's like i want hit me and more it harder i want to fear something look at this oh i love that that was for some reason very satisfying that that gives me like a pimple popping vibe is that for anyone else the gold bar that was like replacing a brick and it just slid out and i took it it left that perfect hole yeah i did it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah [Music] oh i love this [Music] this is dumb as hell i love it [Applause] [Music] all right that's cool all right thanks for watching everybody thanks for watching these villains are like truly pathetic they like invited him over here knowing that he's like the guy that kills ghosts he's won twice already [Music] it feels good to slam this [ __ ] i think i did it that's oh that's the gem on his head well guiji whoa what is up with guiji wait i'm not turning around there he can't pick up the final gem the game won't let me walk towards the final gem as guiji [Music] oh i can totally do that here we go this is another secret secret tunnel i don't know what oh what the [ __ ] is this what is the secret what is this goat simulator talk about your total inconsistency this is amazing though people people were just like freaking out about how this is like a spooky area and all of a sudden like [ __ ] rave all right well i might as well party i'm freaking out i'm bouncing all over the damn place i'm free no he's not from control alt delete is that the lost guy oh a spine tingling check okay i check but all in all always more money how often do you get the chance to coldly squash a man's hubris that is very true that is a [ __ ] solid argument max solid argument no no no no no no no no i know that was a half decent hand i know i could have got a flush no no no no no all right two fours [ __ ] two fourths [Music] never mind checking is lame unless you are check which i would find amusing okay all right rip [Music] watch this last card's gonna be a seven [Music] aces what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] that's like me saying scum i swear i'm not tycho what the [ __ ] they're all look at how many [ __ ] they're all face cards says two pair oh that's awful no i'm never gonna go to the store let's see if it pays off let's see if it pays off [Laughter] triple 7 look at that with the ace kicker it's only because i intervened you needed that you [ __ ] face is only one because i intervened all right i had to [ __ ] drag you guys out of that monotonous [ __ ] soul and now i'm not gonna be able to go get my ben james i'm gonna have to end the stream give me the [ __ ] watch give me the [ __ ] item i gotta go [ __ ] go [ __ ] run to the store you guys are the [ __ ] worst this is a disaster i i love how janky the animation of these like tunneling enemies is when they're on the bridge a little thin bridge is that mario the music just did it it literally just did that [Music] i'm probably fine yeah i'm fine this is fine this is what i meant to do should angle my way back up there okay no problem here officer just being a perfectly normal car all right well uh where are where are the oh [ __ ] oh my god these italians are crazy forelli brothers are you for real all right they're gonna blow up they're gonna blow up i just had to play ring around the rosie with them okay it definitely seems like this game planes might not be flyable because so many of the tops of buildings and viewing anything from above it just looks totally broken fine oh i don't remember this being so hard it was probably because i had the charge shot the first time it could just play the video game oh my god this is [ __ ] miserable [Music] my final gambit the super missile the supplements all right i got it without the charge shot baby this is my last super missile look now the room will unlock and give me missiles okay nope it'll give me a bunch of [ __ ] frogs what if i had the charge shot guys what if a [ __ ] gamer had the charge shot i seriously thought i could just go back and grab it i didn't think it was gonna be like oh yeah the entire rest of the game you're not gonna have the charge shot [ __ ] good luck bro you're the worst oh you're the worst [Music] move ah it should work make the game work make the video game work oh i'm so pissed i'm beyond pissed about that make the game work whoa what the [ __ ] was that [Music] did i just speed boost i think there's a walk-in moment coming up soon yep yep yep yep i remember this here we are he really looks like he's about to bowl me right down an alley like he's lining up a shot like he's fred flintstone he's gonna do the butt really i feel weird i think i smell toast oh no there it is [Laughter] i'm losing a lot of health here oh yeah i beat the game it's not a fake out it's not an evil brain monster dinosaur boss [Laughter] ah [Music] uh doc i'm conducting a quick scan here it would appear that this is a gg situation doc uh over [ __ ] that did it pug we got the animals oh look at the ground freaking out [Music] i mean commander video somebody's saying oh i always saw it as a mouth commander video is an alien so maybe his biology is not comprehendable by us [Music] humans that's the way to do it nope you set me up there oh 69 there's 69 gold if i don't get them all then i'm a failed gamer probably shouldn't say that huh get me it i keep i always do that i seriously literally always have done that i've never gone the other way yay holy [ __ ] is that it is that it did i beat it oh i'm saluting [Music] why does this riff kind of remind me of the uh in the little mermaid and she's like keep singing and ariel's like it has that same sort of like vibe to it [Music] that you know honestly the pole star sound effect might be the progenitor of just that whole like sound that whole field of noises that i make someone said how big are bowser's shits well he's the one that laid that big egg that had the piranha plant in it so just you know compare that that's a classic that's a vlasic oh [Music] beavers eat their own [ __ ] because they can't like digest certain things that they eat including literally like wood and tree bark and they they like eat the little poop pellets so they poop out because they have to digest them again and i'm just thinking like if like all the animal kingdom was like just chilling together cows are gonna be like bro what the [ __ ] are you doing they're sitting there with like four stomachs just like roasting that [ __ ] in there like all that grass and cud just getting destroyed and they're like why are you like the beavers are over there like just eating their own [ __ ] you know it's like the cows are like bro the [ __ ] are you doing weirdos oh yeah beaver [ __ ] let me win let me win no don't shake your head don't [ __ ] [ __ ] there and sit there and go mario [ __ ] you sorry mario had to sit down and literally go before he could get up and go again [Music] yeah look at toad's hands he's got like final fantasy 7 hands he's got the hooves actually he's got thumbs his hands are better than final fantasy vii this is just not even close to how gravity works this one always bothered me a little bit i'm like come on no no no no no i couldn't do anything i couldn't do anything it's like dark souls it looks looks like sakura like a cave in sakiro a little bit i wonder if you can get over there probably not i'm fine [Laughter] [Music] i don't even know what to call add that to the wiki it was like this kid at this high school where everyone's normal and the girl shows up and she's crazy and she's a quirky cool weird girl oh that was just what the [ __ ] was that luigi just zooped all over the damn place oh that was a big old death holy [ __ ] [Music] that was right on time to the music all those coin collects and i could not be happier [Laughter] oh here we are oh wow thank you thank you well goodnight everyone oh oh never mind i was gonna go end the stream i was gonna end the stream these last few galaxies pretty crazy okay this would be such a [ __ ] terrifying situation in real life i would be so beyond afraid the entire time i would like piss myself and [ __ ] myself maybe come i want i wonder people were talking about like of course because i mentioned like electric toothbrushes of course people were talking about oh put it up your ass put it up your ass it's like a vibrator but like what if you did that with a tooth tunes [Music] of like just like like super massive black hole by like muse or something just to like get yourself in the mood but it's like no they don't make them like that they're all hannah montana and [ __ ] like that there's not a song i would want to play up my ass my colon will be squeaky clean oh my god sorry you've reminded me of a just dastardly meme this is an old-timey celery ad and it says nature's toothbrush for your colon and it's got a little celery guy going ooh la la and shoving a toothbrush on this guy's [ __ ] [ __ ] someone says oh wow you can tell the people that have never 100 of this game by the reactions to that trick lemon i think you can tell who wants people to know to leave 100 in this game by that comment yep six minutes 38 seconds that's a pretty good time defeat metroid's like a boss that's what she looks like she's saying 6.38 seconds oh i i'm gonna go get a q-tip and i'm gonna moisten my tubes guys i'll be right back don't clip that out of context [Music] how's that what the [ __ ] is that can i like pause twitch with my sword like in the middle of his head can i just go pause my stream and just i'm seeing i'm looking at it right now it feels like i'm trying to like [ __ ] trim a bonsai tree over here it doesn't feel like i'm fighting a boss i'm like clipping my hedge it's shaped like a horse [Music] i'm gonna [ __ ] scream [Music] die [ __ ] you you're the worst oh there's my shadow [ __ ] me mate that is some [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that is some [ __ ] [ __ ] just make the game work i would love it if the game was just functional oh right yeah the cool part of the game right right yeah the really fun cool part of the game yeah oh i forgot about that cool fish what what's not to get guys [Music] we ain't get it ain't real cute y'all ever feel that way [Music] ah oh i beat the final boss there we go it's like kermit the frog but our special guest star steve murray that's what he does [Music] why do i hate germa well it's it's i mean it's not complicated he [ __ ] my wife it's it's it's not a whole issue i mean would you just be fine with that he [ __ ] my wife do you trim your pubes or keep a jungle down there you guys have really great questions really pertinent to the topic at hand uh yeah i get kind of annoyed because i always get these ads where they're like guys you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] if you're not mansky if you'd oh my god you just let it grow up whoa that's so crazy and i'm like i literally trim it shut the [ __ ] up whoa wait wait does this does this work can i just cheese the entire thing oh my god i just got the achievement in your face the gate of winners i'm a winner i'm a winner i won that was fun [Music] i got a quick admission guys i got no [ __ ] clue what i'm doing i gotta do it this is how i prove myself oh my god what the first one was so slow the first one i was like oh this is this isn't [ __ ] nothing and then the rest of them instantly fell [Music] the first one was so slow [Music] [Laughter] okay oh jesus there we go is that so bad it kind of looks like hannibal burris anybody else see that i need seeds give me your seed that came out wrong water flowing under get it it actually works because there's really water flowing under and there you go easy boss oh my when i did this i like learned that this is a thing my mind was blown as like a team playing this on my game boy advance i was like holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that's real [Music] instant kill the boss before kamik ever transforms it i love it i love it man the super all that look at this boss oh crap i almost got hit by him oh oh looks like i got him i got him guys he's being digested right now [ __ ] yeah oh yeah it feels good to be the boss like that yeah [Music] jesus [ __ ] christ look at these clouds [Music] oh it's a real snes guys don't worry about it totally real super nintendo [Music] did squidward just walk into your room [Music] that's totally how they make that sound actually in retrospect fish is in the way so i don't know how he's gonna wrangle this oh he wrangled it he wrangled it pretty well he wrangled it pretty well i guess i'm gonna have to pull out my patented move the intentional fish bounce and now the fish is out of the way so he can get a nice clean hit on it that's good that's good because he didn't have enough points already i zone out only to hear eat my dick dragon thanks i'm not in charge of you zoning out you could have got some amazing context for that dragon dick eating sentence but you chose to zone out that's on you bro [Music] [ __ ] that was the best shot i've ever done in my life look at that look at that look at this i'm styling i'm styling on the level i'm styling on the level you think you can hustle with grapefruit level that's hilarious that is just adorable that is just adorable that you think you can [ __ ] with me [ __ ] jimmy lightning himself blessed me who are you to take that away from me peggle grapefruit [ __ ] it do a tear list of every single object in the known universe all right so up at s tier we got warren that's it that's all that i can think of are there other things holy [ __ ] i'm sure that i'm sure i'm forgetting something [Music] kevin i'm gonna get this last one kind of tricky yeah it's tricky if you're it's tricky it's just tricky it's just a tricky shot i mean i don't lie i don't lie in my videos on my youtube channel maybe if you suck maybe if you suck maybe if you suck get that every [ __ ] turn when i get in the bucket every time oh look at this [Music] pug never seen that before it's going nuts is it ever gonna stop okay it's uh nice [ __ ] i'll give you that but the the piercings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever oh oh that feels good oh my god yes thoughts on pokemon white slash black music [Music] i learned my lesson and that's to always donate all of your health into the blood bank here hell yeah that's why you do it that's why you do it you gotta feed bumbo my fellow americans wahoo okay well that sure is good let's see is the shop different no it's it's still fnaf great yeah this is the room i wanted to duplicate who am i now oh my god holy [ __ ] it lights up the entire room does hold screech that was a horrible toad screech i just wanted to honk there we go that's more like a crow there were no screams there was no time the mountain called monkey had spoken there was only fire [ __ ] you oh there's a lot more to go folks oh is isaac going to be completely invisible now i swear mom i'm not masturbating i'm just becoming infinitely large [ __ ] that kind of sounds like i'm masturbating it's i've become like a flickering corner of the screen now for some reason i have not seen the remake there was some sort of like reboot or remake in 2012 with like ryan either gosling or reynolds everybody will probably yell at me for mixing them up but they're literally the same face and like almost the same name please forgive me what is this he's going there's this massive like tangent at the beginning this is not to say that it's a bad game what the [ __ ] i'm just saying that when you're somewhere around the age of 12 and really aren't that good at things like coordination or rational thought games that require both tend to kill you now i think this game's just a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] hey kofi it's time for the big parade where's the golden key to the gate oh gosh i'm sorry mick i must have left it in the castle [Music] oh yes that dog's around here where could he be literally [ __ ] i don't see him anywhere where's the dog [ __ ] me holy [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ] there was a baby duck wait what we may have seen a little bit of pixelated alien wiener there i don't know maybe it's aliens they don't have to have wieners oh god i'm falling well i'm falling really far what the [ __ ] what i just fall through the world wait did i just fall through the world oh [ __ ] i think i just clipped out of bounds guys i think that was not supposed to happen oh [ __ ] that's sick see i love [ __ ] like that as long as it's like a cool place to be that i'm enjoying being in i don't mind if there's no objective oh here we go oh what is this a toilet oh no that is a hole okay it's just like this is in a world where falling doesn't hurt you do i even have to eat since i'm so smart that's a good question the answer of course is no that's literally the sound of the guy pissing it's literally the sound of the guy pissing and penetrating through like 10 walls look at that wide legged stance what an absolute [ __ ] chad isn't that like a chad thing peeing loudly for some reason okay you know what i'm just going to jump off here and roll i'm just going to roll with it boys where are we rolling oh jesus [Applause] whoa whoa oh yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] i got that velocity come on oh that wasn't two kilometers though [ __ ] hell did i just see like 10 cubes underground does anybody know what that thing is i think that there's like a guy over there it's like some dude on like an egg oh my [ __ ] god see now you can clip that and take it out of context and people will be like oh grapefruit was playing a totally normal game and then luigi showed up whoa what a crazy random moment and nobody will know whoa no luigi luigi don't go to the no no don't go there but that was it oh god i hope you guys enjoyed and i hope you have a good day goodbye

Channel: grayfruit

Views: 333,976

Rating: 4.9598293 out of 5

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Id: pk56tsSpL1k

Length: 40min 9sec (2409 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 07 2020