Wish.com Random Items Review 9 | Ashens

hello it's wish time again it's been a while because the deliveries have been kind of messed up by the whole coven 19 thing but seems to be back to normal now most importantly i've got enough items for a lucky nine which is the stupid name i give to the stupid format whereby i get random words off one of these random word generator websites put them into wish and buy the first item that comes up that's five pounds or below and then as the lucky ninth item it's 15 pounds or below and then i regret spending that much on that item today's first word is spiteful spiteful oh this was an interesting one what could possibly be so filled with spite as to come up as the first result on wish for the word spiteful well i mean i wish most of it is sort of colored by your previous searches and stuff anyway but for some reason it was an anti-snoring device i don't know where the uh hatred and spite comes from in this but there we are it's time to stop sleepless nights and dysfunctional days isn't it just anti-snoring and uh and air purifier blimey i didn't realize that purify air and make breathing easier continuous positive airway pressure pm 2.15 filtering blimey so uh yeah well there we are look whoever is wearing the anti-snoring device is no longer snoring and she is sleeping well and here's some people avoiding air pollution by the looks of it right okay this i like it comes a little plastic thing it does appear to be something you ram up your nostrils which i'm not so keen on uh a breakthrough technology to treat sleep apnea that people will actually use [Laughter] purify air pollution makes breathe easier i thought it might right um so let's open our little tub of destruction and inside that is there this this device ah just uh have a look at that there yeah this is bits quite rubbery looks like a little uh aliens eyeballs um yeah there's the filters or whatever and it doesn't make me much of a filter actually in it and is there a tool actually a little bit of fluff or something um now we spend the rest of my life trying to get this back in that was a mistake jump cut just gotta show you this apparently this is the filter a little bit of gauze right oh jumper cut again right so i've managed to reassemble it using nano technology right i'm gonna ram that nostrils and then regret my life choices as often i do in these videos how [Music] oh it smells of rubber this does not feel good so i presume this stops you snoring by stopping you sleeping because you can't breathe properly through it and it's really uncomfortable this is where the spite comes from [Laughter] is if you're angry at your partner for keeping you awake with snoring you can just buy them one of these is revenge demand they put it in i'm gonna try putting in the other way up just in case that is in some way better ow ow no that's no way better at all well apparently this this should um do things the nasal cavity airways opened i mean basically i've just suffered something uncomfortable up my nose and i can smell a lot of rubber great next item wrist wrist so for this i was expecting a wristband of some type and i wasn't bloody disappointed but it's like a big chunky thing magnetic wrist band material made of 100 1680d ballistic polyester oh that polyester has gone ballistic keep away from it for a bit uh built into powerful magnets blah blah blah provides a third helping hand when you need it most either that or it's something you stick to your wrist and metal things stick to that i mean that i think it's more realistic isn't it right let's put it on the old left wrist here get the watch off and oh that sounds like you could cut off your circulation if you particularly wanted to and yep there we are that's good in it right so imagine that we are working away uh with some panel pins as you would be in many walks of life and you're like oh oh oh there we are look yep yep okay there's a magnet there there's a magnet there is there is there a third magnet yes there isn't oh there is it's not that potent right let's do the old paperclip test imagine you're working in the office and you've dropped some paper clips on your sofa this is obviously a common occurrence and oh no whatever shall i do but wait oh my god it's worked works really well so there we are if you're in an office job and you have to pick up all your paper clips and then you've dropped your panel pins that you use for ramming into the palms of your hands to keep yourself awake during meetings you can pick them all up and keep them safely out of the way that's actually really useful i'll use that while i'm um you know repairing consoles and doing electronical stuff so i reckon either it's just a fashion statement i love paperclips look at my wrist maniacal maniacal now this is one of my favorite words that's ever come up maniacal something a maniac would do oh what's this going to be the answer is there's a sticker that says drift maniac on it it's red it's in a speech bubble it is really really low resolution print in fact i think it's a decent print but they've just taken a low resolution image judging by the edges of it great but what is it even implying i'm a maniac because i like to drift what in your car like tokyo drift that film and what are you somebody who's telling somebody else to drift and calling them a maniac at the same time i don't know but one thing is for sure i had to wait over two months for this to arrive light light obviously this was going to be a torch but i was not prepared for five led cap light ultra bright lightweight hands-free well um 48 hours high-intensity burn time from now on i'm going to measure the battery life of any item that produces lighters burn time even like handled game consoles hey the screen lights up what's the burn time five ultra bright white led bulbs ten thousand plus hours of light detail work mechanical work hunting stroke tracking camping and much less i mean more so yeah i presume by that they mean the leds will last about 10 000 hours in total but you'll get 48 of a single battery charge well i've put batteries in it i hope they haven't gone off in the box because it's been sitting in a cupboard for like uh three weeks right um so brilliantly i am wearing a cap at the moment which i use to attach a microphone to so i can try it out as we're going i forgot what batteries is pain in the ass ones if i remember yeah look two 20 32 batteries and i have a lot of those knocking around so using a lot of electrical stuff but so power on oh power off oh and flashing just to annoy you or have an emergency cap not entirely sure right jump cut to having turned all the lights off okay light is in position cap light activate oh there we are for the next halloween special oh yeah yep move your head around it moves with you i mean you'd hope so because that's how physics work on the most basic level um what can we see in the darkness what is this it's a poundland mushroom decoration and definitely it doesn't look like anything else marvelous well there we are that does the job doesn't it could we find a paperclip if it was lost oh no where has my paperclip gone there it is i see something shiny look something bright something shiny a scalpel no it's a paper clip that's a really weird quote from the end of a science fiction short story of which many of you will know but hey leave a comment if you know what that is nobody'll care but it's something to pass the time isn't it right next up repeat repeat so what could you buy from wish that repeats the answer is of course a load of stickers in a bag to know just a load of random sticker designs notice how you get like 50 of them here whereas if you specifically want drift maniac you just get the one earlier uh very sticker intensive video this one right what have we got um on the front here we obviously have happy cat lucky cat technically isn't it there we are it's so lucky and jolly and we love it all so much it is a cat that waves brilliant next up oh my god bloody poochy he died on the way back to his home planet next up that's oh is that not based on the artwork for shadow run returns the game i think that bloody is you know look at the elf here and it's got the gas mask thing on all that and this bit of paper has been flipping around the room and really annoying me it stopped now um yeah i think that that is quite certainly what that is actually american football player he's got a big round knee good for him angry darth vader gas mask thing actually it's a skull in the gas mask isn't it well there's an image um there we are god that's evocative of a certain sort of dodgy film from the late 70s early 80s isn't it um then we've got oh my god somebody drawing tattoos on herself with markers fair enough um i wonder where all this art is taken from somebody just got it off the internet somewhere or something knock out yes the gorilla will punch you in the boxing ring and it will win uh there's a spooky vaguely east asian inspired looking face thing oh now we've got another skull in a gas mask because you can't have too many of those watch this slothing on a bicycle looking very tired weird striped puppets arm which i think is probably printing error you smell like pizza says zombie thing fair enough angry dogs dobermans by the looks of it um i i don't know what the rest of that is supposed to be this is like they've it's got this weird feeling to it like they've taken existing art and just sort of redrawn it uh hipster grandad new year yes uh here is a cobra with some roses that looks like a bad tattoo doesn't it um oh play says blue dog with big dripping tongue bam bam ah this woman's gonna kill barney rubble's son that's terrible um we've got sort of soldier in gas masks looking a bit of world war one early world war two-ish a bottom uh there's an astronaut spraying his uh nebula cans of aerosol hm remembers how he projects himself through space somebody uh giving the mighty rock on heavy metal horns or maybe he's a satanist i don't know he's just a sticker um here's a a thing a sort of cowled incredibly muscular person holding so i mean obviously that had writing on at some stage which has disappeared isn't it where did they get these images from and absolutely none of them are licensed obviously see you on the other side i've just thought of a joke about this but it's so ridiculously niche that almost none of you do you know what i'm going to do it anyway i'll bet that's what the little girl got tattooed after jimmy died there we are anybody who watches my twitch streams we'll get that nobody else will cool man there we are cowgirl again um sitting on a bottle let's not get too far into that white leopard hmm oh hey hey i'm pleased with this but i can't look at it directly oh god that's that's a very strange moto gun isn't it oh bad grandpa hipster grandpa's taking a return uh champions says vaguely humanoid tiger thing nice i enjoy the subtlety uh we've got it was a mummy with oh it's trick-or-treating look it's got a little pale in the shape of a halloween jack-o'-lantern self-satisfied smirky angel of course extreme dunk whoa he can't actually play basketball in real life it's just his name is duncan uh what cnd being painted on the wall by pandas one of which pissed off a rifle of course vampire in it rock as generic as it gets easy rider this one's flipping off somebody away from us as opposed to us directly bulldog looks like his face is melting that's uh not particularly nice picture of bulldog we have some faces off a thing greek statues oh the city the weird city where all the buildings are compressed together and there's nothing on the outside is being attacked by an exide hairy monster of course i don't know who this is but i imagine her name is spelt with many r's like a girl skater girl or something well there we are i'll review the rest of it like this um that's a very strange picture of some sort of big cat oh clap your hands say yes says marilyn monroe who never ever looked like that big diamond with dollar signs on one of which is reversed a panda going up to the rainbow road to asgard i don't know somebody looks a bit like amy winehouse but isn't santa and rudolph being all weird and i imagine that's a real person that looks like it's taken from a photo he's a bit punchy there there it's all gonna be all right there they're probably just scratching his head actually well blimey there we are there's a lot of stickers for your money uh you don't get to choose where any of them are and you just get a big random bag full of odd things the quality is good i mean the color reproduction stuff is great um they're nice thick stickers they're much nicer than the drift maniac sticker you get on his own but overall do you want any of those designs do you know where they've been taken from i imagine there's probably quite a few comments going um that's familiar yeah i don't know there we are they're available and they're probably not licensed second hand second hand uh so this is hyphenated so it's all one word i would kind of thought of it being two words i suppose it isn't really is it secondhand previously owned what would that be it got squashed in the post it is enlarged screen mobile phone hey and look it gets to distort your image from like 16 by nine to four by three while you're watching ted marvellous or is it ted two i don't know also don't care um new steps flat and large screen lift up and loud screen open in live screen deployment support put on the phone adjust angle according to need so product information your mobile screen is too small for long hours watching or reading your eyes will be very tired use mobile magnifier enlarge three times of your mobile gosh it's gonna be awful isn't it come across this stuff before designed by go shot after this they went and were shot uh right so oh gosh super bloody cheap my goodness this this yeah what are they calling fresno lens is it oh it's so thin it's unbelievable there's just broken plastic stuck all over it bloody hell uh the quality is not there on this one that'll be why it was so painfully cheap right uh that's that's fallen off again superb i don't know how you're going to adjust the angle at the end if you move it even slightly the whole thing collapses right okay so i've got my phone displaying the best video on youtube and we're going to put it on there like that oh that appears to be quite effective through the viewfinder at least right let's angle that to oh though that's full no it hasn't fall oh no no bloody hell right hang on how does this go on again com sir and move that sort of up there i'm just have to hold it i think or it will collapse like a bastard how does it look to the naked eye not too bad yeah surprisingly it's quite distorted um but not yeah the it's actually surprisingly clear but how can i put this so i was expecting to be so fuzzy it's not fuzzy but it has got some distortion going on this actually works i can't bloody believe it bloody hell right everybody go and watch this video if you haven't seen it before it's more important than this one i've put a link in the thing going on come back to this video afterwards i'll still be here i'm a recording scatter scatter now what would you like to see scattered everywhere cushions love well how about a bag full of green crap this is going to go bloody everywhere isn't it i'm going to take a month to hoover it all up yep it's it's just little green gem things we don't know putting on pot plants or something just stick into something as part of craft i don't know basically we've managed to uh engineer factories to produce litter we really don't know what else to say great they just look like cheap bits of plastic because that's what they are well if you have a specific use for these you can get them very cheap now as long as you don't mind them taking several weeks to arrive and then you can um just put them everywhere and then you'll think you've picked them up but actually loads of gum on the floor and didn't realize you end up getting one embedded in the bottom of your foot or something marvelous um yeah they're going everywhere already right uh i think these are still going to be here through the rest of the video because i don't want to have to go and get to the vacuum cleaner in between next item yam yam yes yam it's like a vegetable or something in it well do you know what we got for our money 50 of these there we are they're plant tags you can write on them what your plant is stick them in the earth near the plants brilliant i've only got a few to use as examples uh because my girlfriend's uh used to many of the others in the garden yes it's been quite useful video actually for things that actually can have some sort of use around the house which is nice right i'm going to write something on one of them what have we planted here bums there we are what have we planted over there piss marvelous don't actually run them with pencil by the way because rain will probably take it off unless there's an indoor plant then it really doesn't matter next item biology biology i didn't know what to expect for biology but i certainly wasn't expecting a scissor stand well i suppose it's a science version is it lab jack as we would call them um yeah if you don't know what one of these is is this which is a device whereby well i'll show you twiddle the knob it does the job and makes it taller so if you need your petri dish or your beaker or something a different height well fear not because the scissor stand can come in and sort that out um so yeah appears to be decently enough made i'll get some use out of this actually for lights and microphones and stuff like that i would imagine um but the most important thing is let's give this a little bit of height there yup there we go a lot of people did complain in the recent poundland video that this beautiful device from poundland the mushroom it's a mushroom it's a decorative mushroom wasn't elevated enough for its beautiful status as an item of extreme fortune and worth well don't worry now we can raise it up yay i feel we should be playing some sort of uh congratulatory anthem or something else is going on [Music] there we are there's one i made up it's probably i don't know some sort of national anthem of the country i've heard once in the olympics 40 years ago there we are now it's nearly out of shots and looks less rude i mean it doesn't look rude it's just a mushroom well there we are quite pleased with those there's been quite a nice set of stuff from wish this time um ignoring things like the drift maniac sticker there's been several things i would actually use and now i can spend the rest of my life picking up these bloody little bits of green plastic [Music] [Music] stop strike you

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Length: 22min 36sec (1356 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 30 2020