Bag of Cr*p 2019 | Ashens

hello as you almost certainly don't remember about seven years ago I reviewed a bag of crap it was literally just a thing where there was a website and like sent some money and we'll send you a bag well crap and they did and now in the year of our Lord 2019 bag of crap has returned as the legend foretold Oh blimey so what constitutes crap in 2019 well they've sent me one so I'm now gonna go and check it all out so I've got the bag here you can hear it wrestling look I'm gonna just stick my hand in and pull out items till we run out and the first item is delivered to boom badda boom holy we're starting off strong with a Megatron fidget spinner the face of the fidgets crazy a bit later this one I think goes oh my god what more could you want out of life than a Megatron figures come on this is necessary this is needed this is remarkably highly packaged don't care oh yes always got novels on it look and Megatron's face Starscream stop being crap that was his famous the icon remember how his voice goes now if the top of my head that's annoying I think he was more sound like he'd been screaming for like fifteen hours all the time didn't the very worn out sounding voice oh Megatron right oh nice action mmm oh yeah feel the fidget goodness look at that Decepticon symbol one side and Megatron the other well I don't think there's much more you could want an out of life but we must continue as we are duty-bound to do next up we have oh god popping passion is just passion fruit flavor popping candy this is compounding I recognize this passion never felt it's just passion fruit flavor yeah this is like those bacon things over the Christmas just in unmarked silvery packages which I can't actually get into a hometown even the power of the teeth can barely get in my god what some plastics they use these days you can't get into bloody anything anyway rights were nearly there it just stretches ad infinitum look really should have brought a pair of C's yay we're in just to show you that it looks exactly generic like the other one yeah I've had this before it's just that popping candy and it's not very nice frankly it's just slightly sort of fruity flavored stuff there's a little bit how can I put it not particularly passion for you couldn't really tell what it is other than generic fruit flavor okay I'll try on camera just wilkinson I did yeah it doesn't really taste anything very slight fruit flavor of completely nondescript fruit could be a passion fruit it could be some sort of amazing new fruit they've grown in the lab I wouldn't bloody know from the taste of that right next oh hang on this is an interesting shape thing what is this Oh God sweet tamarind candy Sampaloc fruit d Tamburini is Sucre ingredients ripe tamarind 80% Loretto sugar 20% sugar and it looks like something that's passed through an eel rabbit yeah great products of the Philippines I've had this before I don't think it's that bad if I remember oh god this isn't day yeah plenty and date 17th so no it's been out dates in 17th September last year thanks guys this really is a bag of crab says keep dry and I'm one directly oh it's all gone a bit oh we just got damp or something all the stuffs broke and it's gone all the plastics all breaking off and stuff this is awful this is awful I hate everything ok I'm gonna take a small middle layer of this and try and avoid poisoned I'm sort of coming over it would sweet Oh God associate oh oh why don't you after taste actually yeah doesn't taste quite right oh and I've got bloody they're plastic film on that Oh blimey ah great uh uh don't forget stuck to the sofas the last thing it needs oh dear yeah thank you for that pearl delight thank you bag of crap guys for your seemingly got quite damp out of dates tamarind candy did they send this to me before September 2018 I don't think they did maybe they did if so I'll let you off with a wounding rather than a direct murder right next up was a box it is baby egg cups for your baby eggs happy nappies what what God reminds me of that bathtub baby's YouTube videos like a million T billion views it cups warning wash before first use for will be covered in death oh there's sort of a rubber thing I've seen it gives your eggs hilarious little legs and something that vaguely approximates feet with like ruffled bits for toes or something okay that's the thing so yeah can you peel these off there we are and you can take the UH nappies off turn them around and pretend they're sumo wrestlers hey you see we're always a upscaling oh no these are just awful on it I don't get that at all quickly next item the next item next item is all the way for its hell is this I remember this Mao Zedong 100th year birthday anniversary Wow 100th birthday anniversary of Chairman Mao 1893 to 1993 a cheap weird metal pocket watch I mean I presume opens some hand I don't know you just flick it open and yeah it stopped so that's good buy to go or the one from Breaking Bad maybe yeah don't jump the ultimate irony Japan movement this isn't it for Chairman Mao but yeah not entirely sure he something you really want to be um celebrating the anniversary of do you well I can go over there next up no bang um it's a book ask a ninja presents the ninja hammering this is very secondhand they've got this in charity shop somewhere this book looks forward to killing you soon facial products of the International order of ninjas oh man so this is an early year cover design Kyle Kolka so this mmm it's a very early tie in with a website so when the first Internet's could become a real physical things by the looks of it interesting yeah a couple right 2008 mm-hmm I thought was still early days for internet teens but American as well look it's just got dollars and canadian dollars on it also available in eBook and an audio from Random House great well this is a that was a humorous and dry look at the ninja and evil eyes baby deer snips for innocence amazing the ninja and his apprentice practice and extreme hiding technique called the Rambo boom splat you rock sword safely sheathed correct incorrect these games elf it off yep this is a surprising amount of content in here actually how many pages over 300 pages of ninja II goodness I'll have a flexor that later looks like mother quite good fun actually right next up oh oh oh it's a pup what is it candy and Co England fruity nugget fruity no kind of sounds like an insult oh it's not isn't nugara we're ever supposed to be less more solid no lesser - you know I don't know I can't even remember I'm not any of a bloody is always a bit soft actually thinking about isn't it sugar glucose syrup and water and peanuts and some basically it's sugar a different type of sugar water and some stuff that's sitting it like sweet corn and right and middle a bit off the ends and then regret our lives oh wait a minute no you know it's not too bad it just looks weird the peanuts not very nice it's been those sort of weird peanuts taste bit sawdust another Nuggets fine it's just all sugar really so you know gonna taste the right I suppose I judge this to be fine next comes a little bags of things oh for God's sake open shows of languages Plowman lunch snack pack delicious any time I've reviewed this years ago and this is that day as well great yeah I'm doing wonderful I've just had this longer than I thought I'll just show you this quick because I have done it before most people think in the universe so you get to to cream crackers a little knife for spreading on the horrible happy cow cheese stuff that's all squashed and then you've got a plastic bag with three pickled onions and if you want to see exactly what it's like look up mug the review on this very channel blimey O'Reilly alright only a few things left Oh probably go on because this is just reminding me actually look it's had notes of some type I don't know where from I don't know where from can I make that note this is a language I don't understand over the whole thing is there's a real note is it replicate feels like a banknote actually so I'm guessing it is a real one there are some people picking berries and stuff and this is worth 500 of them's that's from tell us in the comments clever people who recognize occurrences yes before I continue actually I will remind you that's wait for it our crowdfunding campaign for our sequel movie actions at the Bolivia size ends probably in under 24 hours from the upload of this video hmmm so if you want to back it you ain't got much time left guys why I shall do actually is put something at the end to explain further and meanwhile in the bag of crap it was another squishy bag what the hell ah sliced pickled ginger amazing sugar hate pickled ginger oh don't make me try the pickled ginger mother oh oh oh this is gonna go everywhere as well isn't it mmm what can I use I don't have anything around to absorb so oh wait wait I've got the packaging from that fortnight set of figures I reviewed the other week which it's awful a lot I've just stolen all these pictures and like she's far too big and looming in the background I could giant anyway oh oh it smells really sort of ginger Rika back well there's a surprise redundant thing I've said all darling right let's pick a bit off and eat it and then just regret living then why is the best with full day on this third oh god this one's just within date amazing [Music] okay I will say it's extremely gingery like far more gingery than the other pickle ginger I've had is it sort of hasn't had the edge taken off bathing so it's probably very good pickled ginger from a bento thanks guys but oh I'd really don't oh I can only handle ginger in very small doses some people can't taste ginger at all though it just tastes like soap to them that's an interesting thing it funny old world right is that gonna leak everywhere yes and in fact he already has oh no oh no [Music] whoo boy that wasn't good I poured the fluid into a plastic bag not realizing that plastic bag had holes in it yeah I only got a little bit on the carpet fortunately and have managed to clear it out but Oh crikey that was nearly the night of the pickled vinegar never mind I can have these amazingly packaged onions to go with it right what have we got left two things the first is a flashing broach I'm guessing this is a Christmas flashing broach due to the whole vague resemblance to a reindeer think hmm in here the answer is something that probably doesn't work any models so that pickled ginger on that the right go on then give us some festive cheer amazing two whole LEDs red one and a green one like those old Winkie badges they've been talking about a lot of cheap show recently mmm except this this is probably a bit smaller and doesn't have an amusing computer face and yeah that that's that's a thing isn't it I was gonna say is that pound lander is that sub Poundland I honestly don't this sort of glue it's plastered over the front let's stop looking at that now and get on to the final item wait for it it's smiling fish brand from Thailand crispy baby clam product of Thailand ingredients baby clam 87% and lots of other stuff contains mollusks well yeah that doesn't surprise me is after all quite literally crispy baby clams right quite intrigued by this yeah that's a that certainly does look like things that people have got out of their belly buttons from under their toenail doesn't it what does it smell like there's sort of very pronounced seafood smell strangely enough yeah that that's that's there's a feast for everything isn't it except the mouth right let's pull when I eat it how about this one baby clam it looks like a dried thing well mmm hi anion yeah I'll bet um well yeah I do like seafood but this is just sort of dry it has something about a little bit of kick to it of some type actually don't know what that is actually powder there's the answer to that and yeah I mean it's nowhere near as bad as it looks if you dislike that sort of that's all Jarek seafood tasty I mean there's something's like a little bit like prawns with a bit more to it and you would not like these at all but yeah I mean I wouldn't really wanna write anymore but they're not as bad as you would suspect I think is my answer to that well thank you for that bag of crap people had it do you actually have to act oh you have to actively turn it off there we are I have run the batteries down what a nightmare that would have been yeah well if you want a bag of crap all them mention the website below and you can find that out in the description thing cool always getting a bit ill or the aftertaste of those isn't amazing cool great thanks guys oh and as I said earlier you've got very little time left to back our heist film ashens and the polybius heist which is ending its entire crowdfunding run this very Sunday so if you want to be on board and get all the updates and a signed DVD and blue-ray of the movie or whatever that is all still available you can also get an international version of ashens and the quest for the game child which i think is the first time there's been a blu-ray you can actually play outside Europe which is nice and also there's some video bundles you can get hold of with videos in that are previously unseen Ashton's material unseen Ashton's and another one of a short series I did on weird British sports a few years ago but anyway that's all the movie I tell you what I'll leave you with a little teaser taster for the movie and then I'll be gone by [Music] things of Worth are worthless to me this is something different [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: ashens

Views: 860,794

Rating: 4.9069924 out of 5

Keywords: mystery bag, bag of cr*p, rubbish, tat, mystery, unboxing, ashens, review, funny, ashens food, taste test, mystery box, 2019

Id: F7dvpJndDkQ

Length: 17min 22sec (1042 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 09 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/StuartAshen]

I had to swap out the trailer music as I'd totally forgotten it was chosen four years ago under the no-longer-existent company ChannelFlip, who had a blanket license for a stock music network. I don't and was hit with a copyright claim so fast my router span.

LET US ALL SALUTE KEVIN MACLEOD

[u/itsLittleJoshy]

Chairman Mao shouldn't be celebrated? Your social credit score has been docked 10,000,000 points

[u/AwayNotAFK]

The banknote at 9 minutes-ish is a Laotian kip. No clue if it's real or not

[u/Devo27]

ROFL! I actually had an Ask A Ninja video come up on YouTube earlier, and I watched it. It was many questions in a single video.