Poundland Food Special - Pizza Snack

so Poundland food special YUM I wasn't planning to actually do another power line video so soon after the last one but I made the fatal error of asking the people on Twitter what they wanted to see and yeah they wanted to see me eat nasty things now I'd hoped to get the mighty chef excellence on board due to his a doubtless outstanding culinary knowledge but unfortunately he was otherwise engaged doesn't anybody want my bags anymore now I should point out the vast majority of food in pound land is actually brand name stuff you've heard of and everything just being sold a bit cheaper or if you're not careful sold a bit more expensive but your brain tells you it's cheaper because everything's a pound be careful out there but don't worry I've run up and down the aisles to find the nastiest looking food things imaginable and the winner was microwavable pizza snack Margherita wouldn't want to eat you yeah this apparently is some kind of pizza look it was made in Italy as if that helps they are capable of making crap in Italy look at this microwave one minute it says yeah in only one minutes you two can get food poisoning and various other nasties apparently made by a company called peat setter it sounds like it means small pizza but I have no idea and alarm distributed in the UK by cars foods international I hate them already right look at the back remove packaging there's an idea heat for 60 seconds actually just as heat 60 seconds unfortunately don't have a microwave which can directly heat time but never mind perhaps I'll get one in the future stand 60 seconds believing the pizza not just yourself or oven heat 4 to 6 minutes I don't think people who would eat this probably have an oven or know what an oven is so ready to eat cheese and tomato pizza no hang on preparation guidelines can be eaten hot or cold oh come on it looks bad enough hot and own eating it cold a little ingredients wheat flour water tomato salsa mozzarella cheese cheddar cheese all over storage store in a cool dry place like the bin and yeah something troubles me about this actually the best before date given here as the 23rd to the 9th 2011 is about three months from when I bought it so I mean that's not good is it is it because it's in fantastic airtight packaging I thought sort of cheese and things tends to go mouldy fairly quickly and wouldn't in fact stay for three months maybe it's a horrifying mass of chemicals maybe it's got futuristic packaging I don't know I don't want to eat it and I'm not going to hahaha because I've got one even worse there's also the microwavable pizza snack pepperoni let's just bring that closer to the camera for you there yeah marvelous tell you what that looks like like somebody has swallowed the contents of an ashtray and then puked them up on a large biscuit I want to open it on sorry and when I'm getting on the sofa I can easily I just cut it whoa Oh blimey shot crossed the room a flying pizza that's the best kind but luckily it didn't land anywhere dirty so don't really think I need to say anything at this stage do I apparently there's some sort of topping it's all fallen off doesn't actually cover most of it and it just bears no resemblance to anything anybody in their right mind would ever want to eat so time for me to eat it isn't it microwave for one minute on a 750 watt oven I think I was about that stand for 60 seconds thine eating it cold right time to take one for the team that one being appendicitis I think back in a sec so here it is heated it looks exactly the same I think this may be the only food I've ever had which looked burnt when it was cold well I'm going to read it anti least a bit I'm really not looking forward to this it doesn't smell good it doesn't smell like pizza it smells like I don't know seems to attracted the dog he's hanging around the room and playing with plastic bags perhaps that's what this is actually used for dog attraction sure as hell doesn't look like anything you'd eat right it goes everything I've heated it enough to kill whatever oh it's um sticky Oh Oh sorrows and make a joke about poisonous microbes there but the sheer horror of this put me off Oh God Oh oh that is absolutely alright well so it's not as bad as I imagined but it is still absolutely nauseating oh the breads just I don't know what it is it doesn't taste a bread it just tastes of plastic or something horrible and the topping is it bears no resemblance to any sort of meat or tomato at all has just got a horrible off cheese taste Oh God yeah I didn't want to look at on the camera XO in France what's that that is mmm how shall I put it politely not recommended there we go right there now let's get something to take away the nauseating taste of the anti pizza how about some lovely sweeties left over from Easter and decorated Easter Mallos I think the S that clearly does so lovely from a company called sweet cred hey that's like a pun only right anything else we can learn from the packaging six hand decorated marshmallow characters marvellous produced in China exclusively for sweet cred limited in Sidcup Kent marvellous there's a heck of a logo that got there appears to be comprised of racist caricatures of all known and creeds Wow and these are not picking anyone right ingredients sugar glucose syrup water glucose gelatin chemical maize starch flavoring lots of chemicals so basically out of the 1 2 3 4 5 6 ingredients three of them are effectively sugar brilliant that's kind of what you expect in your sweets I suppose as the things themselves that's a rogue's gallery of freakazoids em so tell of them up in fact you've already appear sudden writ that may not be too difficult shouldn't I said that should I now do myself to Fort Knox style and possible packaging hang on gotcha oh just ripping open the packaging has released the sweetest smell in the world Oh blimey lesser Wow just be glad they haven't got smell on YouTube yet right here's our best new friends some of them got their eyes in the right place and let's name them shall we Jeff Jim Bob Montagu Lance Corporal fuzzing ttan the man with the plan and Mick that fits them perfectly I don't really know what they're supposed to be right these are rabbits and they judge where the blue is and the whole Easter connection type thing going on and their teeth appear to have slid down the chins which is a little bit worrying that is of course an Easter chick still with the shell on his head oh and there's kneestr chick with a mutant beak I don't know what that is but it's holding a time bomb so I'm not going to argue with it and something that sat in some orange for too long is that another chick but with a quiff Pat sharp the chick can believe I've just referenced Pat sharp and a joke I imagine naught point three percent of the people watch this video know who Pat sharp is never mind googling or something we'll just ignore it okay I'm grafter eat one on IM let's go for mutants chick these sort of well squishy doesn't feel very marshmallowy to be honest absolutely coated in sugar not the weird thing in his head hmm that's absolutely horrible hmm oh dear it's overly sweet taste-off although it's getting better as I'm chewing it nod ah I know what it is the actual marshmallow itself is all right that's that tastes quite good it's the icing stuff that's on his head that's nasty as I'm showing it that's breaking up and reducing of the marshmallow hmm can't help the feeling I'm eating part of a motor or something that's what sort of rubber part used to keep chemicals in hmm oh well I'm gonna read the other half anyway if not I'll never get rid of the taste of that bloody pizza I've said it once and I'll say it again not recommended right finally we have something with a bit of class it's a plastic cow that sheets jelly beans that's just beautiful oops-a-daisy it's their candy craft oops-a-daisy apparently oh that's the name of the product fair enough with real moving parts whoo-hoo and super-duper mooing pooper great that's one of the things I've always wanted honest knit wait 18 grams Cola and butterscotch flavored jelly beans Cola and butterscotch that doesn't go together sure there's enough to make it puke on your own anyway packed in China toy product China confectionery product of Ireland there we are two nations have joined together to produce something crass and mildly obscene that's what we look okay let's see how this thing works shall we one Moo Cow and you come oh that's quite sweet in a distended and horrible way and let me get the mighty jelly beans I suppose which they were about three they're packaged up ridiculously tightly there we go right mmm so read the instructions released my instructions oh here we are twist head down to open Wow just like a real cow push down surprised no the jelly bean falling out his arse is not a surprise that but you've explicitly promised on the packaging right head down a couple of jellybeans in up at the dark ones in presumably their Cola or kind of another thing actually that's just pour a load in you work better I'll click every trip hey fancy a jellybean let's hope this couch it's one out hilarity has not ensued I want my money back under the work it was jammed great it's constipated after the first jellybean unbelievable let's try again there we are you have to tilt it back a bit to aid its excretion let's move on and ready steady Moo hilarious especially hilarious men who realize that cows of course do big circular Pat's of pups and not bloody jellybeans now go on let's eat one then there's only when the coal is presumably hmm well that's not bad it's jellybeans the taste of Cola I am fine with this it is relevant to my interests around the butterscotch ones we've got stuck imitates on the chronic though mmm mental note make a note to see dentist and the butterscotch ones yeah taste a butterscotch oh and they do not mix well with the cola yep there's something horrible going on in my mouth I'm not reading the script of Michael Bay film or are clearly apparent well this is by far the best edibles shown today whether you really want them dropping out of a cow's ass is a question you need to ask yourself hopefully while looking into the mirror and weeping yep in case you were wondering even the dog won't eat it

Channel: ashens

Views: 3,418,856

Rating: 4.9038982 out of 5

Keywords: poundland, special, food, ashens, review, pizza, snack, pizzette, mozzarella, bread, nauseating, vomit, sweet cred, mallow, rabbits, rubber, sugar, disgusting, cow, jelly beans, butterscotch, cola, oops a daisy, poo, pooping, excreting, nasty, chef excellence, gin

Id: 5IWwM26OxiM

Length: 12min 48sec (768 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 15 2011